Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

by miguelcopier

Wario and Waluigi are two brothers who lived their lives at an orphanage where they were raised. But when they find out that the orphanage is closing they decide to sing some blues to raise money and save the orphanage from closing. But when they get into trouble with the law things get a little complicated. Will they seize the day or serve hard time?

8. Chapter 8

Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 8

After listening to Curtis's advice Wario and Waluigi head to church to see what the fuss is about there and maybe get prayers there too

Wario Waluigi and Toad then went inside the church as everyone was sitting down and they were standing as they were about to listen

And now, this week's sermon is from our beloved. The Rev. Cleophus James. the black man said

Everyone except Wario Waluigi and Toad clapped for Cleophus James who went to the podium

James. the first black man said

Come on, Reverend. the first black woman said

Come on, preacher. the second black man said

And now, people. Cleophus said

Take your time. the second black woman said

And now, people. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus as he began to speak

When i woke up this morning. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus as he said some words

I heard a disturbing sound. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Yeah. the people said

I said, when i woke up this morning. Cleophus said

Yeah. the people said

I heard a disturbing sound. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

What i heard was the jingle-jangle. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Of a thousand lost souls. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

I'm talking about the souls of mortal men and women. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Departed from this life! Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Wait a minute! Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

I said wait a minute! Cleophus said

The people stop cheering as they listen to Cleophus

Those lost, anguished souls. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Roaming unseen over the earth. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Seeking a divine light. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

They'll not find. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Because it's too late. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Too late. Yeah. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Too late for them to ever see again. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

The light they once chose not to follow. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

All right. All right. Cleophus said

Told you this would be boring. Wario said

Just be quiet. Waluigi said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Don't be lost when the time comes. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

For the day of the Lord cometh. Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

As a thief in the night! Cleophus said

The people then said amen to Clephus's words

Amen! Say amen! Cleophus said

The people cheered for Cleophus again as he speaks

Can i get an amen? Cleophus said

The people then said amen again to Clephus's words

Well well well. Clephus said

The people then started to clap to Cleophus's words while also starting to sing

(Let us all.)

(All go back.)

(To the old.)

(Old landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(All go back.)

(To the old.)

(Old landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(All go back.)

(To the old.)

(Old landmark.)

(As we stay in the service of the Lord.)

Wario felt something something inside him while Waluigi looked at him

Wario? Waluigi said

Whoa. Toad said

Are you okay Wario? Waluigi said

I'm fine. Wario said

(Let us kneel.)

(Kneel the prayer.)

(Gonna hold.)

(Hold my breath.)

(Let us kneel.)

(Kneel the prayer.)

(Gonna hold.)

(Hold my breath.)

(Let us feel.)

(Feel that prayer.)

(Kneel in prayer.)

(Let us preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(Got to preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(All the way.)

(Let us preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(Got to preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(All the way.)

(Do it.)

(Know it.)

(Feel it.)

(Do it.)

(Know it.)

(Feel it.)

(Do it.)

(Know it.)

(Feel it.)

(Let us preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(Got to preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(All the way.)

(Let us preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(Got to preach.)

(Preach the word.)

(All the way.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Gonna preach.)

(Yeah lord.)

(Yeah lord.)

(Yeah.)

(Yeah lord.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Yeah.)

(I know.)

Wario felt something something inside him again while Waluigi looked at him

Wario, are you all right? Waluigi said

I said i'm fine. Wario said

Then why are you shaking? Waluigi said

I don't know. Wario said

What? Walugi said

I don't know. Wario said

Is he okay? Toad said

No idea. Waluigi said

(Oh child.)

(Say it loud.)

Suddenly the clouds opened up for the sun which shined down on the church

(Hallelujah.)

The sun shined on Wario and suddenly he realized something very important

The band. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

The band. Wario said

Do you see the light? Cleophus said

The band. Wario said

Do you see the light? Cleophus said

What light? Waluigi said

I don't see any light. Toad said

Have you seen the light? Cleophus said

Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tap-dancing christ. I have seen the light. Wario said

Wario? Waluigi said

Wario then backflips to the area and starts dancing with the people and then backflips back to Waluigi

The band, Waluigi, the band. Wario said

The band? Waluigi said

The band. Wario said

The band? Waluigi said

The band. Wario said

The band. Waluigi said

The band. Wario said

Band. Waluigi said

The band. Wario said

The band. Waluigi said

The band. Wario and Waluigi both said

Praise god. Cleophus said

And god bless the United States. Waluigi said

Waluigi tap dances his way rapidly to the area and also starts dancing with the people

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Let us all.)

(To the old.)

(All go back.)

(Old Landmark.)

(Do it.)

(Know it.)

(Feel it.)

Waluigi tap dances his way back rapidly to Wario as they both continue to dance

This is awesome. Wario said

I know. Waluigi said

(Gonna go back.)

(All go back.)

(Gonna go back.)

(All go back.)

(Gonna go back.)

(All go back.)

(Gonna go back.)

(All go back.)

(Gonna go back.)

(All go back.)

(Gonna go back.)

(Stay in the service of the Lord.)

Yeah. Cleophus said

All of the people stopped dancing and cheered as the song was over in the church

(Yeah lord.)

Wario and Waluigi left the church and were back on the road in the Cadillac

That was awesome. Wario said

I know. Waluigi said

I think i know what we have to do. Wario said

Which is? Waluigi said

We'll put the band back together. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Do a few gigs. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

We get some bread. Bang. Five thousand bucks. Wario said

Yeah well, getting the band back together might not be that easy. Waluigi said

What are you talking about? Wario said

They split. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Wario and Waluigi's band has split oh no will they get them back together and sing blues stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED