Author's Note: Hey everybody! It's been a while since I've posted, and while it's not a chapter of the story I wanted to add to, I had this urgent feeling to make this one-shot. Honestly, please don't take it too seriously, just have fun with it, please!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters!
Hinata was fighting for her life.
No, not in the sense she was assigned to a mission going up against a formidable opponent or meeting with a diplomatic figure to close on an important deal, oh no. Her stomach was MESSED. UP.
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that much at Ichiraku", she whined in her head.
After returning from a 2 week long mission with Team 7, Naruto took her out on a date for some ramen. The trouble is, everytime they get ramen, they tend to make it a competition on who can eat the most bowls. Of course, she won 25-20 in her favor. Naruto invited her to his place to watch the new show premiering about a vampire being interviewed to which she readily agreed to.
But she's beginning to regret that decision now.
As soon as they arrived at his apartment, the bubble guts began.
"Hey babe, do you want anything to drink or something sweet to eat? ", Naruto called out from the kitchen.
"Umm, do you have ginger ale?" She replied.
"I got it, no problem!"
"Okay Hinata, you gotta calm down." She told herself while taking a slow, steady breath in.
All she needed to do was sip on some of that ginger ale to settle her tummy and worse comes to worse, she'll have to excuse herself to the bathroom and let it rip in there.
Naruto came round from the kitchen to where Hinata was sitting on the couch under the kotatsu while the show went on and handed her the can.
"T-thank you, Naruto-kun"
"Mhmm, what have I missed so far?" He inquired while scooting closer to her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders, pulling her closer to him.
"O-oh, well it looks like Louis just beat up his brother and this strange man with blue eyes was staring amusedly at him."
Cracking open her can, Hinata took a small sip of the carbonated drink while praying it would aid her in fighting off the pressure that seemed to keep increasing in her abdomen.
She was trying so hard to focus on the show, but it was getting increasingly harder the longer she was holding it all in.
"This Lestat guy is pretty charming isn't he? Reminds me of myself, ya know."
"Mhm" she agreed noncommittally.
She needed to get to the bathroom immediately. She just didn't want to interrupt the lovely time she's been spending with her man. She's been waiting forever for this, and all she wants to do is live in this moment, to revel in it.
But her tummy was saying otherwise.
"Hey Naruto-kun, don't mind me, I'm just gonna go to the lady's room real quick to freshen up, continue watching the show, okay" she tried to wiggle out of his arms.
"Aw man nooo. Can it wait? It's getting good, that beautiful man just took the priest down for the count!" Naruto said.
"No, it's okay, I don't mind missing it, honestly, you keep watching." Sweat started to build up on her brow and upper lip.
"Hey, are you okay Hinata-chan? You don't look so well." Naruto stops her from leaving, putting a hand against her forehead to feel for a temp.
"No, no, no, I gotta go!" She exclaimed, pushing him away.
She begins to crawl on all fours trying to get to the commode, but Naruto caught her foot in his hand and tugged her back some.
"Wait, Hinata-"
She couldn't hold it anymore, the Kraken needed to be unleashed. And unleashed it became.
There was no passing gas with this one, no this was a FART. It could cause a rumbling that not even Eren could comprehend, let alone perform. The velocity of the gas passing through her ass winded her, thank goodness she braced herself last minute. Her skirt billowed in time with the fart, the ghastly wind blowing into Naruto's face. The smell of it was diabolical; rotten eggs and hot ass was bringing both to tears streaming down their faces, but only one had their nose hair burnt to a crisp and olfactory nerves damaged.
It continued for a good 30 seconds before silence fell upon the frozen couple.
After a while Hinata moved from Naruto's grasp, sitting back on her legs, head in her hands. She couldn't bear to place her eyes on her boyfriend, the boyfriend she's only had for a few months, she didn't think it was the right time to do such a thing in front of. With a quiet sob and her hands covering her eyes, she slowly turned her head to glance at him.
Peeking through her fingers, she gasped at what she saw. Naruto was stuck in place, with his mouth gaping open, clothes looking disheveled, and blonde hair looking frizzy from the atomic bomb she dropped on him.
"Oh…my…gosh" he said incredulously.
"NARUTO, I'M SOOO S-S-SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, M-MY SS-STOMACH WAS SO UPSET, I WAS TRYING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM!" Hinata exclaimed.
He continued to stare at her, like a deer in headlights.
With the silence being so unbearable, she started to stand up so she could go home and be embarrassed in private, when he reached out and grabbed her hand. She sniffled a bit and looked to the door, wanting to escape the disaster of a situation that she placed herself in.
She tugged her hand in an attempt to get out of his grip to get to the door when she heard a small toot as if there was someone there who blew on the trumpet or a balloon being released squeakily.
Silence falls once again, as the black haired girl turned slowly to look at the wheat-haired boy seated on the floor.
"Right back 'atcha babes," Naruto winked cheekily.
"Oh my gosh, Naruto!" Hinata cried out.
"It's okay Hinata! It's a natural thing to fart! I fart all the time, in front of people, in the bathing houses, even sometimes in meetings with the Kages, though Shikamaru told me to stop doing that, but I won't!" Naruto pulled her into his embrace.
"And it's not like I haven't heard a girl fart before, I'm on a team with one, ya know! And to be honest, you fart in your sleep. Alot. It doesn't bother me! I like hearing it! I want you to be comfortable being yourself around me." He stated endearingly.
She looked up from his chest, gazing into his kind cerulean eyes before giving him a loving kiss on the lips which he eagerly returned.
"Now come on, let's watch the rest of this show"
"Umm, Naruto, I still need to go to the bathroom….I still have some in me…"
"Shhhhh, it's okay, just let it happen."
And with that, the happy couple continue to fart and giggle the night away.
The End.
Author Note:
And that's how Hinata and Naruto broke the fart barrier in their relationship and created global warming! I hope you found this story enjoyable, it was fun making it while I was in my anatomy and physiology class! Please review and let me know how you're feeling about the story. And let me know if you're interested in more one-shots from me and any story ideas you would like me to do! Thank you 3