'Well shit.' Was his first and last thought before getting rain down by a single arrow fire by the Archer Servant. Who am I you may ask...?
Well I'm dying anyway so it wouldn't hurt to do a bit monolouge. The name Angra Mainyu, i had been summon to obtain the Holy Grail for my Master Ju-Ju something Enizbern, and I'm also the first one to die and are about to get absorb into the grail.
'Speak of the devil... There it is.' I thought to myself as before me appear a gray space, 'Hmm isnt as pure as I thought it would be... Maybe someone already got here before me. Nahhh, I'm pretty sure I'm the first illegal Servant been summon here so the gray color was probably a gas leak or something.'
The further he descend into the gray space, the more he confuse, 'Isnt this the part where I got absorb into nothingness and give the Grail food poisoning or something?'
'Ahh here it is, probably a trafic jam.' He thought as a bright light shine over him and eventually cover him.
And he's still thinking, 'Okay, thats weird, did the grail malfunction? Man. Where is the engineer when you need him.' He thought as he open his eyes to check his surounding.
And sure enough, surround him are a theater with a giant screen that display, 'Remaining time: 3 Days.' What is this? I'm wondering that myself too.
As he further check his surounding, he find a blond hair girl with a blue dress sitting in a chair at the third row.
'There are people here. Finally, I can get out of here, now all I need is to be polite and ask for direction.' Ok, this is a easy task, go there ask for help then get out.
Go there, ask for help then get out.
Go there, "Hah, When will Saber appear?" Get out.
He turn behind, intending to leave but behind him are not a door but rather a wall that shatter his intention to leave.
'Well whatever, I'm already die twice, i can't die three time in a row right?' Gather up all his remaining courage, he greeted the blue dress girl.
"Yo probably human, you know the exit?" He said with the most friendly expression he could make.
... And he is getting ignore as the girl didnt even pay him a look, "Hello? Anybody home?" He persist.
"What it is that you want?" The girl finally aknowledge his existence as she glance at his direction with her bored cyan eyes, "Nothing much you see. I just die and supposed to be absorb into the grail, just wonder if you can get me out of here so i can go there." He sincerely ask.
"If you are looking for the Grail then I'm afraid you won't find it here." She said making him curious, "If I find a exit then I wouldnt be here watching some stupid war without my beloved Saber." She said before returning to the screen now have show the picture of the Saber Servant battling the Caster Servant.
"No exit huh? Great now I'm stuck here with some kid without being able to move on. Speaking about which, whats your name, mine Angra Mainyu, all the world evils, Avenger Class." He introduce yet the girl doesnt seem interest in him.
"Manaka, Sajyou Manaka." At least she is polite enough to return the welcoming I guess.
Seeing nothing else to do, he decide to find a seat and watch the giant screen.
'It seem like I won't be able to escape here any time soon. Well might as well watch this to pass time.'
Yeah you can guess it, this is a crack fic with a lot of unhinge moment, there won't be any real update time and I will only update this when I had time so yeah, see you next chapter.