SLINGSHOT

"Waa-hya!"

Tokoyami soared towards the practice grounds. He crashed through a window, and Dark Shadow swiped through the building's supports. The whole edifice toppled over like a domino, sweeping two 1-B students in the rubble.

"Load Aoyama next. I'll need to soften up the buildings before bringing them all down at once."

Cementoss set Aoyama inside the slingshot, while Snipe pulled it back. Nezu checked the angle and said, "Up a little more. And… fire!"

Aoyama went hurtling high into the air. At the apex, Aoyama shouted, "Like the dazzling sun, my shine blinds all who gaze too closely. Radiant Soaring Beam!"

Searing light scythed its way through the city. Aoyama hit the ground in a crumpled heap of twisted bones and got carted off by robots to Recovery Girl's office.

"Sato next."

Cementoss shoved a twinkie into his mouth and loaded him up. When he went flying, Sato roared and punched the building he flew at. His unstoppable fist met an immovable Tetsutetsu and acquired numerous broken fingers in the process.

"Hah!" the iron-bodied student shouted. "So long as I stand, my classmates shall never fall!"

With an irritated huff, Nezu said, "Kirishima next."

Cementoss gave Kirishima two axes. He quivered in the slingshot, and as he went flying, he shouted, "This is the best day of my life!"

Two immovable objects met in a deafening clunk of skull meeting skull. Both sets of eyes rolled back, and the two unconscious students got carted off.

Kendo raised a giant hand, looking to stop Nezu's next attack.

"Let's see her try to block something invisible."

The slingshot fired. Everyone stared, waiting for something to happen, but a full minute went by without a sound or a sight of Hagakure's passing. With a shrug, Nezu said, "Guess we'll use Mineta instead."

Mineta flew, sticky orbs in either hand, shouting, "For giant titties!" When he latched on, he asked, "Hey, can you make anything bigger? Can you make your butt bigger? What about your-"

Kendo swung her hand wildly, trying to shake him off, and in the process, tore the building down around her. Once she got carted off, Eraserhead came over and asked, "What's the meaning of this?"

"Training for landing strategy in unanticipated aerial maneuvers."

"And the real reason?"

"My cellphone broke and I'm bored. Fire the Shoji!"

Shoji made a giant sphere of extra limbs, only to slam face-first into a metallic Monoma. He swished his ferrous locks and said, "Such a pathetic display? Did Nezu truly believe that the 1-A swill he's firing could ever break us down? With your one counter to Tetsutetsu neutralized, now there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

Nezu smiled. "You hear that Bakugo? The metal Monoma look-alike says there's nothing we can do to stop it."

Monoma gulped as Bakugo screeched with rage, hurtling like a meteor towards him without the slingshot's assistance. As the fake city erupted in explosions, Nezu dusted his hands and said, "Who's ready for level two?"

500

Legend has it that to this day, Hagakure is still hurtling through the air.