So just had a really stressful week, haven't been wanting to add to any of the stories I care about I've been in such a funk, but I realized something I could write to help me feel better sometimes when I'm really angry I write from the villain's perspective gives me a chance to get out my pent up agression by writing them reveling in their wickedness while also showing them to be buffoons
Meanwhile, on a space station deep in Wrangler Space, Duchess Bimbolulina came out of the body modification room where she had removed all the green skin dye she had injected into her skin to disguise herself as an alien to be able to get onto Earth. (That and several Bribes of Earth officials)
"At last!" Bimbo came out steaming and wearing a robe and with a towel on her head "I've done it! I've stopped that blasted Humanimal Phropacy!"
In the 'Recovery Room' on the Space Station there was only one other Wrangler Lord Bozart of Planet Khufu 2, it was a planet where the sun only shined on one side of the planet, for the longest time the day side and the night side of the planet were run by two different governments until the ride of the Federation Planets had caused the Wranglers to pressure the unification of the two sides which had caused more than a few problems also not helping was the being pressured into stratiegic marriages with other planets which is why Lord Bozart didn't look much like the Natives of the night side of the planet where years of living in the night had caused them to become quite pale and they seemed to have a sparkle in their skin, where Bozart who was the result of a mixed marriage looked much more like a normal human was blond haired and blue eyes with a complexion that was only slightly more pale than the average human, he did seem more sensitve to heat as the reason he was in a recovery room was because he had recently returned from a mission to a desert planet and even though the room was air condioned he felt the need to cool himself further by fanning himself with a paper fan…
"...And how did you do that?" Bozart asked as like most other Wranglers Bimbo had come to be seen as the joke of the Wrangler Empire...Clearly she had always lived in the shadow of her much more competent cousin Edward who had now defected and married a Humanimal…
"I have have gotten that Ichabod's blasted Cat-Girl reduced to an eight-year old!" Bimbo said as she loathed to call a Humanimal by name if she could help particularly if that Humanimal wasn't Captain Matoaka who Bimbo had come to see as her arch-nemesis because of how many times the Unicorn-Woman had beaten her, like literally physically hurt her to the rest of the Wranglers another reason she was seen as a joke by the Wrangler the Humanimal Leader seemed to treat as a toy…
"And how will that stop the Beasts' Prophecy?" Lord Bozart
"That the love between a Human Boy and Humanimal Girl will somehow make the Humanimals equal to us humans!" Bimbo snapped
"That's only what's suspected to be theProphecy …" Lord Bozart said as he continued to fan himself "Remember the Beasts have planted false clues for us before...And anyway how can we be sure that those two are the ones whose 'Purest Love' will be the key? After all humans and Humanimals have...Crossbred many times before…"
"They say the two 'Half to love each other with all their hearts' Bimbo said "...And all the Beasts seem to be treating those two like they are the ones so it has to be true!"
"Well suppose another couple comes along…" Bozart was about to say but Bimbo became rambling
"Oh that Ichabod…" Bimbo fumed as she paced back and forth "...How could the son Scarecrow and Poison Ivy fall in love with a Humanimal?!"
And Lord Bozart smirked "You want him to fall in love with you don't you?"
Bimbo whirled around "What are you talking about?!" She snapped
"You're desperate for any powerful man!" Lord Bozart chuckled "And Ichabod is powerful as he's inherited from both his parents, and you're attracted to any kind of powerful man even if he's a beanpole with a nose like a root vegetable!"
Lord Bozart's name comes from the villain of the Cordwainer Smith's Mother Hitton's Littul Kittons (And yes the misspelling is deliberate)whose planet's name was the inspiration for the name of Edward Green's planet even if it got a bit butchered because I couldn't rememebr it exactly Bozart looked like his namesake