Meanwhile I'll show what became of Rick as well. I might just delete Carry On, and use this verison..
I find this will turn out better, just focusing on the two stories, instead of throwing in all these subplots, most of which went nowhere..
''So that's why they call it groundhog day.'' Rick Sanshez told his family, who laugh together, even Jerry who didn't really get it. ''I love you guys.'' Rick said happily, suddenly a lime green portal opens and out comes another Rick Sanshez. Without so much as a hello he immediately shoots dead the other Rick causing the family to all scream in horror, espically poor Beth. But Rick calmly pulls out the memory ereaser from Morty's Mindblowers and flashes them with it. It works the same way as the Men in Black device.
''So did we all have fun at the zoo?'' Rick asked, rather calmly, hiding the body under the table.
''Elephants are bigger in person!'' Morty cried excitedly. ''They sure are buddy, they sure are.'' Rick replied.
Rick and Morty are later seen burying the other Rick's body in a nearby field. ''...So that's why I had to replace your Rick.'' Rick explained. Explaining his verison of the fsmily were killed by a admittedly beauitful demon lady.
''Aw jeez Rck, W -Why even erase my memory if your just gonna tell me anyway, seems like waste.'' Morty pointed out.
''It was for Beth's sake M -Morty, she co-(burp)-couldn't handle me being another Rick, so don't tell her Morty.''
''I won't Rick, but what if she finds the-''
''Hello there, are you Rick Sanshez?'' came a female voice, and out came Liz. A 6 foot tall houmaniod bat demon with broown hair, light brown fur covering her body, wings on her back and green eyes. She can be mistaken for a attractive human from a certain distance, not helping is that likes to wear leather. So she doesn't seem to mibd being the "Mrs Fanservice" type. Or does her mother Verona, who's very similiar except older has red eyes. And it's confirmed she's now dating Alucard. Who himself wears a red trench coat and big red hat. And depite looking human, he's basically a demon himself, and his true form is actually unknown, as he so rarely uses it. Verona and Alucard are both over a thousand years old, and Alu was once "Vlad the Impaler", a infamish tyrant who got his name cause he shoved spikes into prisoners for his own entertainment. But he does seem to be a better man, though still just as sadistic, as evidenced by his treatment of Ogden.
Liz herself is 300 or something.
''YOU!'' Rick screamed, immediately mistaking Liz for Betty, theother bat demon that killed his orginal timeline's family, and without warning he violently leaps onto Liz, holding a laser gun at her head. Liz remains surprisingly calm, as to not further escalate things, she knows that Rick's laser gun can actually damage her, so why risk things.
''Aw jeez Rick, calm do-''
''Shut up Morty! T This bat, thing, she ain't killing you again! I will fry her brain all over this sand!''
''Heyhey, I just heard you can make portals and weapons, we need both.'' Liz insisted, remaining surprisingly calm under the situration. Morty quickly pulls Rick off her, not sensing a threat.
''Look, I heard what happened, but that wasn't me, I wouldn't of punished your innocent family for it, not only is it cruel, but it doesn't even teach you anything.. But I do need you, please come with me, mom and I could use the extra help, I'm suppose to be pepped for being a queen of some dragons and...''
''Dragons, well s -sure explains the outfit.'' Morty said, referring to Liz's rather revealing lingerie. ''Huh?'' she asked confusedly. Morty referring to slut dragons ordeal. Whivh Morty still remembers much as he tries not to.
''Now now Morty, no need to judge, if bat demon things want to soul bond with horny lizards than it's their own gross unpleasent business.'' Rick snarked dryly.
''They don't do that anymore.. Well actually they save it for prisoners. It's some kinda new punishment. One of thrm has a human slave, Bonnie I think her name is. She did something bad, now she's being punished'' Liz explained.
''Aw jeez, is she hot?'' Morty asked.
"Yes, but it's a very weird scene, kinda takes away from that." Liz admitted. Liz and Verona are both bisexual, in fact, most of their kind are.
''Anyway, you coming or not Rick? But just you, the kid stays here'' Liz continued.
''Fine, one second.'' Rick said, entering back into the house. Where Jerry and the girls are watching TV. Out of nowhere Rick punches his son in the law.
''What the hell! What was that for?!'' Jerry cried, holding his cheek.
''Cause I have a new job and I don't need your stupid comments about it Jerry'' Rick said angrily.
''But I-''
''Zip the lip Jerry.'' Rick snapped.
SEVERAL WEEKS LATER:
Meanwhile in Los Santos, GTA character Pinkie Lancer (another bisexual) gets found by a hell demon posing a traveling salesman, and for unknown reasons he infects her. Seemingly hoping for a demon slave or simple minion.
Her friend, Packie McCreary, tries to confront said demon, but in turn gets himself turned into a fruit bat. Yeah not even a vampire bat, a simple fruit bat. Pinkie Lancer admits his bat form is kind of adorable. Packie gets annoyed, yet he also flies onto her shoulder like a parrot.
Out of nowhere a green portal opens up, and out steps our boy Rick Sanshez. Now working for Liz and Verona. He immediately turns Packie back into a human, and traps Pinkie in a orb to prevent her attacking him without control of her new powers.
"Who the hell are you old man?" The demon asked annoyedly.
"Doesn't matter, my boss saw what happened, and we want the redhead."
"No way, she's mine, get you own demon." The unnamed demon growled.
Rick pretends to admit defeat, and simply says ''fine but one last this.''
''What now?'' the unnamed demon groaned.
Rick suddenly shoots the demon in the head, immediately killing him, and finally proving that, yes, his gun does work on demons. As it effects the demon the same way a normal bullet would effect a human.
''You got riggity-riggity-WRECKED, SON!''
Rick takes Pinkie to meet Liz and Verona, where they manage to teach her control her new demonic form, and take her under their wing a few days, even lettinh her stay in a guest room.
Eventually it turns out Rick Sanshez has a use for Pinkie.
One morning Rick drunkenly kicks open the door to Lancer's guest room. Holding a syringe in one hand, a flask in the other, which he drinks out of as he stumbles his way over to her. Pinkie groggily sitting up. The scene is very similar to the opening moments of the Rick and Morty pilot episode, including their first spoken words.
Rick: (stumbles in drunkenly, and turns on the lights) Mor-Pinkie! You gotta come on. You got-... you gotta come with me.
Pinkie: (rubs her eyes) What, Rick? What's going on?
Rick: I got a surprise for you, Pinkie
Pinkie: It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
Rick: (spills alcohol on her bed) Come on, I got a surprise for you. (drags her by the ankle) Come on, hurry up.
Pinkie: Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!
Rick: We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Get up.
However, proves more of a backbone than Morty in the same scanerio, and she angrily pushes him away which surprises him enough that he falls over, spilling his flask over himself. ''Son of a bitch!'' he cried angrily, still drunk. Pinkie doesn't apologize and firmly demands to know what's going on. Rick pulls himself up, even complimenting that she's got bigger balls than Morty.
"Just tell me what you want." Pinkie growled.
''S Spiders Lancer. Spider.''
''Gonna need more than that.'' Pinkie snarked.
"Big spiders."
"Keep going." Lance snarked.
''Fine, I allied myself with giant spiders, and Verona wants me to rule over them. But I need someone to act as their queen, so pick you.. So hold still as I shoot this needle so you can breath their air and smell like them and not fall off their web beds, you know, the important shit.'' Rick said, before burping.
"Yeah I, I don't think I want to do that." Pinkie said tiredly, going back to sleep.
"To- To- Too late." Rick says, and jabs her with the needle.
"Relax girlie, it'-, I-, your gonna be queen!" Rick cried, before drinking from his flask. The flask he always has on him.
"I said no!" Pinkie cried angrily, pulling out the needle.
"Well should of thought of that before I decided to burst into your room without warning. Now hurry into the portal, we have shit to do!" Rick said, literally dragging her up and throwing her in.
Inside the portal, Pinkie sure enough sees a cave full of giant spiders, Pinkie less scared than you'd think she'd be. They don't look very mean.
Rick explains he was the first human they've seen, and that they help find stuff for his inventions. While explaining this, he greets them by holding up two middle fingers. Which the spiders cheer about. Though Pinkie is nervous and confused.
"Kid, you gotta flip them off, I told them it means peace amongst our species, how hilarious is that?" Rick said, smirking.
Pinkie reluctantly holds one up, making the spiders cheer even louder. "WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!" Rick shouts excitedly, his favorite catchphrase. The spiders responded with even more cheering.
"Y -Your a strange man, aren't you?'' Pinkie said annoyedly.
''... So that's the story, Liz said it's important to keep you guys as allies, so I brought you a new queen.'' Rick explained, pointing at the nervous Pinkie Lancer. They are in a giant spider hive. Which is basically a seemingly endless tunnels all ending to a huge huge cave, where they are now. Many spiders around them. An arachnophobia's nightmare as they are all the size of Shelob of Lord of the Rings. But unlike her, they are quite harmless. Or least don't attack on sight and without being provoked.
''Why her?'' asked one of the spiders.
''I -I don't know, V said it was important. And besides.. She reminds me of my daughter.. Before she became a drunk.'' Rick explained.
''Mean like you?'' Pinkie sassed.
''Shut it Beth, daddy is talking to the spider people.'' Rick replied, offhandedly. Beth is the name of his daughter. Hard to make the mistake, Beth a blonde, Pinkie a redhead. Guess he just sees her a replacement Beth.. Kinda cute if true.
''Well sorry, we already have a leader.'' one of the spiders said. And out comes a new spider, wearing a big crown.
''Their right, they have me, everyone loves me.'' the king said proudly, and voiced by Steve Ogg of all people. AKA Trevor Phillips.
''no we don't'' said a distant voice of one of the spiders.
''We don't need some human or whatever, and frankly this one likes a bitch-" the king spider started, only for a loud gunshot to ring out, hitting the king spider though one of his many eyes, and it falls down dead. Rick holding a sawed off pump shotgun.
Pinkie is jaw dropped a bit, she wasn't expecting that. Though the crown roles over to her, stopping at her leg, Rink motions her to grab it which she nervously does.
''Oh no, looks like you need a new leader.'' Rick said, completely deadpan and dryly.
The other spiders are silent. Most of them are actually quite timid.
Rick lifts up one of Pinkie's arms saying ''well, looks like Lancer is your new queen.. Anyone objections?''
''I have one.'' said a off view spider, Rck fires the gun in response, and another body is heard falling.
''Anyone else?'' Rick asked.
no reply.
''Don't be shy,'' he adds.
A spider meekly raises a hand, and Rick shoots them.
''Good, glad we all are on the same page. Mika, get her ready.''
''Fine.'' replied a female spider, oddly unfazed by his actions, and pulled Pinkie into a backroom.
''Sorry.. About your king.'' Pink said awkwardly.
''Meh, whatever, he was an asshole anyway.'' Mika replied, pulling her into a backroom.
Meanwhile, Betty, the evil verison of Liz and Verona, captured Carly and Seras.
Betty explains to Katherine that Carly is the perfect test dummy for their experiment, she's a woman who constantly throws herself into situations extremely dangerous, especially for a normal human. And doing so simply because she wants to be with Seras, with little concern for Carly's own safety long as they can be together as mother/daughter surrogates. Thus making Carly a easy target, as she's only loyal to Seras. Plus Carly isn't exactly hard on thr eyes either, which is a excret requirement.
So against Carly's will, she forcibly tries to turn Carly into a demon. And normal Verona and Liz make a habit of keeping it as harmless as possible, putting the chemicals in a single syringe, doing it like a flu shot. Betty's method involves a large machine covered in hundreds of barely even cleaned syringes, all in s iron madien that Carly is shoved into as they akll jab into her, in Betty's own words "will either turn you or kill you, either way worth a shot". Poor Seras forced to watch Carly scream in agony from thr ordeal, which also involves making Carly relieve her worst repressed memories.
After several agonizing moments Betty finally opens the iron Madien, afterwich Carly falls down seemingly lifeless.
''Well, she's dead.'' Betty said, nonchalently, like it was just a mild inconvience more than anything.
''CARLY!'' Seras screamed tearfully.
''Well shit, guess it didn't work.. Oh well, kill the blonde one and dispose of the bodies, I need to find someone else.'' Betty said, already going through a notebook.
"Yes boss." said a unnamed minion and pulls a pistol on Seras, who simply closes her eyes, waiting for it.
VBut suddenly Carly reveals herself alive and unhuman strength she grabs the arm holding the gun, and immediately and violently ripped off, the man's screams fill the air.
''Carly?" Seras asked, still tears in her eyes.
But this joy is short lived, when suddenly Carly transforms into a huge werewolf, a dire wolf more like. A large white one, which stll has Carly's beautiful purple eyes, only thing that are still hers. It growls angrily and readily at the unnmamed man, who can only say a quite , ''Woah...'' before WolfCarly immediately swings it's arm, ripping his head clean off , and it goes flying almmost miles away. But Betty only laughs in joy. "Demon Werewolf! A god damn demon werewolf!"
''Now to tame her.'' Betty said, pressing a trigger that is suppose eletrify a strap one Carly's next. It does but all it does is make it even more mad at it charges at Betty.
"Wait! WAIT!" Betty starts, before she is violently tackled against a wall.
Betty; W Wait, I can reverse thi-
The werewolf, not caring, violently ripped her clean in half and both sides go flying away in different directions, blood spraying everywhere as it howls territorily and victoriously.
"Carly!" Seras cries and runs over, and despite the danger to herself, she hugs the werewolf trying to calm it. The werewolf actually does reconsize her and it almost immediately calms down, recognizing her as important to Carly. And it slowly turns back into Carly, though Carly herself is unconscious.
"I need to make a call." Seras said, pulling out her phone.
Meanwhile, Rick is seen playing checkers with a spider that has a glass jar over it's head with a brain inside. The spider formerly being that asshole leader that Rick killed.
''Ha, king me bitch'' Rick said smugly.
''Aw jeez Rick your too good...''
''Hey no putting yourself down Spider Morty.'' Rick comforted. Showing her already forcibly brian transplanted his own grandson, simply to have a "pet".
''Jeez Rick you know mom doesn't like when you put me in other bodies, how long do I have to-''
''Your a spider now Morty, spiders don't ask questions. Now restart the board.'' Rick said, and suddenly his phone rings.
''Grandpa your pho-''
''Restart Morty!'' Rick cried angrily, the spider nervously restarts the checkers game.
Don't feel bad for Betty, this is honestly one of the most karmaic deaths in the story.. She didn't want a demon sidekick, she wanted a "pet", something to control, and force to dio her bidding.. Plus she already killed Rick's orginal family simply cause "he alone" made her angry..