TDA Aftermath I
POV. Third person
The episode begins with a compilation of scenes of Izzy and Owen up to the time of their eliminations. At the end, a studio is presented with Geoff and Bridgette sitting on a couch in front of the audience.
*Sound of applause*
"What's going on everyone?" the party animal greeted the audience, "Welcome to the brand new, totally off-the-hook Total Drama Action Aftermath show!" he said pointing all over the stage, "I'm your host."
"Ahem."
"Co-host, Geoff, who you'll surely remember as last season's winner of total drama... oh and we've got Bridgette here, too," he said, almost as if it were an afterthought.
She gave him a bad look at this, but decided to move on, "we're coming to you live to dish everything Total Drama Action!"
"This is where the real action is, can you believe the producers begged me to direct this new project?" he said smugly.
"Hey, they asked us, you mean, both of us, together," Bridgette said, gesturing between her and Geoff.
"Hahahaha, of course baby, I was just kidding," she covered her hand and made a gesture to the audience of 'no I wasn't', Bridgette narrowed her eyes at him, "we must not forget that we were also part of the cast of Total Drama Action".
"Until they kicked us out for kissing, and we lost a million dollars," Bridgette complained.
"Which I think is unfair, since smooching makes quality television," Geoff said, "and of course, then there's what certain people do," he said more mockingly.
"Geoff!"
"What? It's not like everyone here doesn't already know. Speaking of which, we are not alone here, please give a big round of applause to our peanut gallery," Geoff said.
"Please give a big round of applause to Noah... Tyler... Eva... Ezekiel... Katie and Sadie," Bridgette said.
"These are the competitors who didn't make it through this season, because ... hahahaha, because they were attacked by a raging moose and ended up falling to the bottom of a ravine, hahahaha," Geoff said as he taunted.
"Excuse me, do you think that's funny?" Bridgette demanded, "I remind you that a moose hit you too... twice."
"True, true... but that didn't stop me from winning, did it?" he said, smiling at the camera with a bright smile.
"Yes, and then you decided to trade your prize for sure for a competition where the chance of winning was 1 in 22, not necessarily the pinnacle of good decisions," Noah said in his sarcastic voice.
"And that's why we're here today," the party animal said undeterred. Bridgette rolled her eyes, "we have our own show, and this one is more fun."
*Sound of applause*
"We'll be able to talk to you here and hear what you think of the new season," Bridgette told the audience.
"It sucks," Eva said from the gallery.
"Thank you for your humble opinion, Eva," Geoff said still in character, "and speaking of opinion..."
"We've also got a ton of texts and emails from all of you," Bridgette added.
"Plus, we'll have a couple of you on webcam," Geoff said.
"Izzy, I mean, Kaleidoscope, will be here," Bri said.
"And of course, Owen!" said Geoff excitedly.
"Poor Owen, who knew bad advice would end up causing his expulsion?" said Bridgette.
"Well, to be fair it's not like he was wrong," Noah said.
"Yeah, the women on this show are terrifying when they're competing," Zeke said.
"You may be right folks, but first we need to get our first guest," Geoff said, pointing to the screen that showed some of Izzy's moments in Total Drama Action.
"Izzy came close to being crowned the winner of Total Drama Island, while her time in action was relatively short, she's mostly an enigma who occasionally hints at something beyond her spontaneous madness," Bridgette said.
"Yes, she was a tough opponent to face in the final, and everyone believed she would take the prize, however, I managed to come out the winner of that match," Geoff said, Bridgette looking at him with her eyebrow raised.
"Hey, I remind you that you won because Duncan ran you over with a moose," Noah said, but was ignored this time.
"But even though she lost, many believe that Izzy was the real winner," Bridgette said. On the screen are scenes of Izzy hugging Cody on multiple occasions, also kissing him, laughing together, sleeping together or running away scared from angry animals.
*awwwwwww*
"Aw," Katie and Sadie were the same.
"I know I'm Team Heather, but I don't deny that those two are very cute together," Sadie said.
"Izzy and Cody's relationship was an event that happened as randomly as many of their interactions, yet they are among the most loved and supported couples in the entire show," Bridgette said.
"Not to mention, it was one of the most dramatic throughout the competition," Geoff said, the screen featured scenes of Heather going crazy with jealousy, Izzy and Cody teaming up in different challenges, Izzy fighting Courtney more than once, and even moments where they sneak away from the rest for some alone time.
*Whistling sound*
"But sadly, the queen of the eccentric met her tough end when her dismal performance cost her team the win," Bridgette said as the scene was shown on screen, "but ever the diva, Izzy will be back for more. Our first guest has impersonated a grizzly and hunting everything that moves, currently number eight on the RCMP's most wanted, Izzy A.K.A. Kaleidoscope!" he finished while pointing to the side of the stage.
The screen showed Izzy in the break room eating snacks next to the toy cat given to her by Cody. Owen was stuffing himself with food as usual in a corner.
"Oh, it's my turn, wish me luck Big O," she said as she headed for the door.
"Gud loock," Owen said, his mouth full of food.
Izzy came out on stage to applause from the audience and sat on the couch next to the two hosts.
"E-scope," both presenters greeted her.
"Hello Geoff, my old rival, hello Bridgette," she returned the greeting, "so glad to be here."
"Awesome to have you, but bummer about the show, gotta be tough losing out on a million big ones, especially when you've already been this close twice," Geoff told her.
"Yes well, I think you'd know better than anyone since you won, but you didn't get any awards hahahaha," she teased Geoff.
*Gasping sound*
"Hey girls," she greeted Katie and Sadie, "Hi Noah, look at me it's me, do you see me? Your best friend is saying hello to you, I'm right here," Izzy said, embarrassing the know-it-all as much as she could.
"Yes, I heard you the first time, you don't have to make a scene," Noah told her.
"Wow, I didn't know you and Noah were such good friends," Bridgette said.
"Yes, at what point did all that happen?" asked Geoff.
The truth is that Noah was the one who approached Izzy after she arrived at the studio, his intention? Try again to get information about Cody. He doesn't know how much Izzy really knows about him, it seems like they both hide things from each other, so it's unlikely that she asked him things about his life. But it doesn't hurt to try, after all Izzy doesn't seem so scary anymore.
"What can I say Geoff, everyone wants to be in E-Scope's inner circle of friendship, it's a privilege that very little people were granted," the redhead said cheekily.
"Well, E-Scope, how did it feel to be the first one voted off the show?" asked Geoff.
"I don't know, Geoff, how did it feel?" she replied.
Geoff grimaced, "Geoff, we were the first ones voted off the show," Bri told him.
"Was it disappointing? Humiliating? A sobering experience?" Izzy bombarded them with questions.
"Sure, it was disappointing, I mean… it's like you got dreams for this money and – hey man, I'm supposed to be asking the questions!" the party animal complained.
"My life is an open book, well, not yet, but it will be once I write it, and you open the book hahahaha."
"What went through your head when you knew you wouldn't get a Gilded Chris?" asked Bridgette.
"Uff, what didn't happen?" she said, "I felt frustration because my artistic career was over, hatred towards those who didn't call me by my name, anger and murderous intentions towards Chris Mclean," a term with a demented look that made the host couple recoil, "but... all of that just, poof, vanished the moment I realized that the Gilded Chris was an insignificant prize compared to what I already have," Izzy took out her toy cat and put it on the table, "to me this is worth more than a million Gilded Chris'," she said while instinctively scratching her shoulder, "Since it was given to me by someone much cooler and more amazing to me... My sweet mountain geek," she said with a blushing smile.
On the screen above was an image of her goodbye to Cody, in which she hugged him tightly. Izzy looked at the picture appreciatively.
*awwwwwww*
"Wow, that's so adorable," Bridgette said.
"What can I say? E-Scope is a lucky girl, which is ironic since I'm usually unlucky when it comes to choosing boyfriends, they're all internet weirdos or secretly gay."
"If that's true, then do you think a perverted womanizer was the second-best choice?" asked Geoff, a compilation of all the times Cody brazenly stared at many of the contestants, many of whom he was already dating Izzy, was shown on the screen.
"Uh... Geoff, don't you think that's a bit of a strong question?" asked Bridgette.
"Of course, those are the ones that increase ratings the most," the party animal said, "well Izzy, what's your take on that?"
"Pff, it's the better option by far," she replied.
"Huh?"
"To be compared to other women from time to time, especially if they're sexy? Sure, why not? Cody has always had good taste hahaha. But to be compared to a man? That's basically a kick in the ovaries," she said as she cracked her fingers reminiscing about darker times.
"Well, we'll soon find out if everything you say is true, it's time for a game, Truth or Hammer!" said Geoff, "works like this, we ask you a question, and if you get the wrong answer, a huge hammer will swing down and knock you clear out of your chair hahahaha, cool?"
"Hahaha, I can't kick the bucket now, Cody would be sad," Izzy said.
"Should we give it a test run?" Geoff said.
The hammer swayed, but Izzy rolled out of her seat and fell into the back seat, "hahahaha, missed me."
"Nice one, E-Scope! Bri? A question, please?" Geoff asked his girlfriend.
She thought about it quite a bit, "well, season two started off so well for you. Where'd things go wrong?"
"Well, I think it was when I turned down that secret alliance with Chef," she said.
Bridgette and Geoff took cover waiting for the hammer, but it never came.
"You mean Chef actually tried to form a secret alliance with you?" asked Geoff.
"Uh-huh, he said he'd help me win this thing if I shared the money with him," Izzy replied.
*Gasping sound*
Someone called Geoff for his earpiece, "Wait, I think we've got a never-before-seen clip! Awesome," the partygoer said.
Secret video.
Izzy and chef can be seen chatting alone, "I'll help you become a man and we'll split the money fifty, fifty, what do you say?" said chef.
"Hya!" but Izzy kicked him away, "there's only one man I'd split the money with, and he's much shorter than me," she replied as an intern watched all this in fear.
End of secret video.
*Gasping sound*
"Wow, I can't believe the chef did that," Bridgette said.
"Look at this," Geoff said at the time of the kick as he drew on the screen, "he's definitely going to feel that in the morning."
"Look at that poor guy," Bri said.
"He thinks he's next," Geoff said.
"I would never hurt that intern," Izzy said, but she immediately had to move away from the hammer, "Whoa! Hah, nearly got me that time, hahahahaha", the intern behind the stage ran off when he saw that she wasn't lying.
"So, then what happened?" asked Geoff.
"My guess is that Chef went and made a demon deal with DJ. Yeah, I think Chef threw the acting challenge with Duncan so DJ's team won and I lost. But, hey, what do I know?" said Izzy.
"A lot, apparently," Geoff said.
"Or look at this, we have a bystander on video call, the Samifier300," Bri said.
"What? That's great, put him on screen," Geoff said.
Video call.
On the screen appeared a somewhat plump fifteen-year-old boy, with short curly hair, some hair on his chin, glasses, and a cream-colored sweater with two brown stripes on the chest and a yellow stripe in the middle. He looked like a geek.
"Hi everyone, haha, wow I can't believe I'm on a call with the Total Drama contestants," the big guy said.
"Cheers Samifier, it's good to meet a fan," Bri said.
"Oh, just call me Sam, I made this call because I have a question for Miss E-Scope," the geek said.
"Sorry Sam, but I'm already in a relationship, I'm sorry," she immediately replied.
"Oh, it's not about that, you see, I'm what you consider a gamer by profession, I used to spend hours and hours just playing video games without leaving my room. But ever since I saw Drama Island and met Cody, I was flabbergasted to see all that a geek is capable of in the real world. So, I decided to get out of my house more and experience the outside world on my own," he put on a Viking helmet, "I even met some cool guys that we role-play with in the park," Sam said.
"Wow, that's an amazing story Sam," Bridgette said impressed.
"Yeah, I would say you have taken a big step in life, my dude," Geoff said.
"Thanks, but I'm afraid I haven't done very well in the romantic realm, real girls are a lot scarier and more difficult than those in video games, so my question is, do you think I should also have the opportunity to meet a girl as amazing as you?"
"With flattery like that, I'm sure you will, your ideal girl is out there somewhere waiting for you to find her, and I'm sure she's going to be very beautiful... Or maybe it's a giant monster that spews fire hahahaha... Oh wait, those are the dragons... I have no idea, but it sure she'll be spectacular," Izzy said.
"If it's a girl is more than enough, thank you very much for listening to me, send my thanks to your boyfriend," he said goodbye.
"You're welcome, Sam, good luck in your search," Izzy replied.
"Grandma you heard that? I have a chance," the geek was heard saying.
End of video call.
"And there you have it folks, a fan whose life was changed by this show," Geoff said, "Who said you don't learn something by watching reality TV?"
"I imagine a lot of parents will be happy with what their kids learn in this program," Noah said sarcastically.
"You're right Noah, they must be very happy," Izzy said, ignoring the sarcasm.
"Look at this," Geoff said, reading a comment, "Heatizzy69, says: I'm part of the new community that supports IzzyxHeather so, uh... When are you going to give us some heated moments between you and the queen bee?... P.S. When are you going to break up with Cody to have a real relationship with Heather?"
"Wait, is there really a community like that?" asked Bri in surprise.
"And it's not small," Katie said as she looked at her phone, "apparently they've been gaining influence on social media since the end of TDI, due to several comments from Heather and Izzy's not-so-discreet actions," the BFF said.
"Wow, people obsess over anything these days," Geoff said.
"Believe me, these guys aren't even the worst," Noah said thinking of certain fans who kept saying that his investigation of Cody had 'ulterior motives', the know-it-all shuddered at the thought of that.
"Well, I don't have a problem with the first sentence, but I'm going to pretend I've never heard the latter," was Izzy's reply.
"Wait, really?" asked Bri in surprise.
"Yeah, you've always been very cautious when it comes to letting others insinuate themselves to you," Geoff said, "you hit me because you thought I was flirting with you in triathlon and I just asked if I could use the bathroom," he said exalted.
"Well, it's Heather, the girl is hot," Izzy said thinking about it.
"Yes, she is," Geoff said agreeing with her and causing Bridgette to give him a bad look, many in the gallery agreed, Heather was a bitch, but a hot bitch, no one disputes that.
"Also, she likes Cody too, even though she still denies it, so we have things in common, like good taste in men, so why not? We all win," the lunatic replied casually humorously.
"And you really don't have a problem with that? Cody is your boyfriend after all, do you think he'd be okay with that?"
"E-Scope is happy when Cody is happy, and I know he would be very happy with a show like that," she said cheekily, "that's why I want Heather to stop playing dumb and just confess her love once and for all, that will make everything a lot more fun for E-Scope," many blushed at the mischievous way she said that.
"Yes! Team Codeather," Sadie said.
"Yes!" said Tyler as well.
"Why do you celebrate?" asked Noah.
"If he already has two girls, he's certainly not going after Lindsay," the former athlete said, "the math says so."
Noah wanted to tell him that he was probably wrong, but the fake nerd would have no reason to believe him, so he just let him live out his fantasy.
"Wow, a flower in each hand, that geek is lucky," Geoff said.
"Cautious with any boy that flirts with her and not at all jealous of those girls who go after her boyfriend," Bridgette said shaking her head, it was an effort to try to understand Izzy.
"That's some pretty strong and very promising statements, we'll have to see how this plays out, E-Scope ladies and gentlemen!" said Geoff ending the interview as Izzy waved to the audience.
*Sound of applause*
"Well, before we move on to the next guest, it's time for a commercial break," Geoff said.
Commercial break.
"This episode of the TDA Aftershow was brought to you by Chef's Roadkill Cafe, where Sundays are "Bring Your Own Meat"! You hit it, we spit it," said Chef with a plate of minced meat of dubious origin in front of him on a table and a meat skewer with a skunk tail in his hand.
End of commercial break.
"And we're back," Geoff said.
"Alright, our next guest is a guy who can eat ten times his own weight... regardless of whether or not it's food, it's a perpetual fart machine, and it's recently come under fire for being partially responsible for the breakup of another of the show's most beloved couples," Bridgette said.
Scenes of Owen during his time in Action are seen on the screen, most of which made sounds with his body.
"Owen is definitely an unpredictable guy, during Total Drama Island most of what he did was eat, sleep and fart," Bridgette said.
"Sometimes all at the same time, not to mention I wasn't in the best physical condition," Geoff said as they showed a bunch of scenes of him tired and sweating.
"Despite that, thanks to his ability to not cower from anything, he managed to claim a spot in the final six last season," Bridgette said.
"This season Owen managed to beat a giant mechanical monster and clog his own pipes by stuffing himself with prop food made of plaster and rubber, hahahahaha," Geoff teased.
"One of his most notable accomplishments was when he loaded his team's trailer along a mountain, however, he was recently kicked out for giving Trent bad advice about women," Bridgette said.
"Presenting the Big O!" said Izzy, pointing to the side of the stage.
"Hey! We're the hosts!" complained Geoff, "ahem, Presenting, Owen!"
However, Owen did not take the stage. Everyone stared at the screen, Owen was lying on the couch sleeping with leftover food all around him.
Geoff tapped his earpiece, "huh, could someone wake him up?", on the screen they saw a stick reach out and stung Owen in the stomach.
"Hahahahahaha, sweet raspberry candy", but this one just laughed, the stick stung him on the cheek, but he just pushed it away, "get away, flies zzzzzz", then the stick hit him on the head several times until it broke, "Huh? What? How? When? Where?" that finally woke him up.
*Sound of applause*
Owen came out on stage to applause from the audience rubbing his head, "welcome Owen, how are you feeling?" asked Geoff as he sat on the couch next to Izzy.
"Like I've been hit several times with a stick," he said, a little confused.
"Huh, I wonder why," Geoff said as he and Izzy quietly laughed.
"Owen, people want to know how you feel about missing out on a chance to win a million dollars," Bridgette asked.
"Well, I'm not going to lie, I was going to use that money to be able to build a candy factory, which I would eat later... Maybe it's a good thing I didn't make the money, I mean if I lose my teeth to cavities I wouldn't be able to eat anymore hahahahaha," said the big guy.
"Wow, when it comes to you, it's all about food, whether it's dreams or problems," Geoff said.
"Hmmm~, spinning food~," Geoff snapped his fingers in front of him several times.
"Owen, Owen, focus, we're just getting started," the partier told him.
Owen shook his head and came back to his senses, "I'm sorry."
"Well, it's time for another round of Truth or Hammer!" said Geoff, "answer incorrectly and a huge hammer will knock you out of that chair."
Owen opened his eyes, "Wait what?"
"Bridgette, please ask," Geoff said moving on.
"Owen, you've been heavily criticized in the emails these past few days because of the advice you gave Trent," Bridgette said as she held a few letters in her hands, next to her was a large sack with more letters.
"Wow, all that just for me? Great," he enthused.
"I wouldn't be so happy, there are letters of support, yes, but most of them are threats against you, such as... "Anonymous number three says: How dare you cause the breakup of the best couple on the show, I'll take that giraffe appendage you call tongue and stick it... up... your...", Bridgette widened her eyes wide as she quietly finished the letter, "yeah, maybe it's not a good idea to read the crazy fan mail live," she said as she put the letter on the table away from her as if the thing was cursed or something.
"I have a good one," Izzy said, "Anti-Ships says: Thank you for getting one of the most incompatible, fake, and forced couples in the entire show to realize that it's better if they're not together anymore, now if you could make Izzy and Cody's overrated, pretentious couple break up! I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT! *beep* WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS!?" furious Izzy finished reading.
"Wow, either he's got something against the couples on this show or he's an enemy of love in general," Bridgette said.
Geoff took the card, "if you need an incentive, here's a coupon for a giant subway sandwich," he said, holding up the coupon.
"A coupon for a sandwich?" said Owen excitedly, "uh, Izzy, you always love Cody as much as you say?"
That was a wrong thing to say at that moment, as the redhead didn't look at him with madness, but with pure murderous intent.
"Let's cut to commercials, commercials!" shouted Geoff in alarm.
Commercial break.
"Hey everyone, it's me, Zeke, do you want to know how I went from being a scrawny skinny guy to this eh?" he said while posing in a terrible muscle body costume, "it's all thanks to Chris Mclean's protein bars," he said introducing said protein bar to the camera, "thanks to its fantastic secret ingredient, just a few months eating the Chris Mclean protein bar and you'll look as good to the ladies as I do." He said doing another pose, "plus, they're addictively delicious," he said as he took a bite, "yuck, this tastes like rotten meat eh," he said as he spat out the bar.
End of commercial break.
We went back to the studio which had a little remodeling, and by remodeling I mean it looked like a tornado had passed through the place. Many things were broken, there were a few fires here and there that were being put out by interns, the peanut gallery was hidden behind their frightened seats.
Sitting on the couch were a badly beaten Owen, and Izzy, who was writhing in a straitjacket, also had a muzzle in her mouth.
Geoff had a black eye and the bottom of Bridgette's sweatshirt was torn, not to mention they were both disheveled and dirty.
"And we're back," Geoff said as if nothing had happened, "well, we had a few slight hiccups while the commercials were happening, but it all sorted out thankfully."
"Grrrrrrr," Izzy growled like a mad dog.
"Uff, I think I can't feel my brain," Owen said somewhat dizzy, perhaps with a concussion.
"yes, I think we'll stop reading fan mail for a while," Bridgette said as she put the rest of the letters in the sack and gave them to an inmate, "just burn them," she said, "okay with the previous altercation, we didn't have time to ask the question, Owen the question is, Do you retract what you said to Trent, which caused not only his breakup with Gwen, but was also probably the reason why his team continued to lose?"
"Not at all," Owen said.
*Gasping sound*
Geoff and Bridgette were surprised when there was no hammer, "Really?" said Bridgette in surprise.
"Don't you retract a bit?" said Geoff, surprised at his firmness, or incredulous at his stupidity.
"No, after being scolded by Courtney for three hours, in which I couldn't eat or go to the bathroom, it just became clearer to me that girls only care about winning," Owen said.
"Wow, I think I respect you a little bit for staying true to your opinion despite all the hate," Geoff said.
"Even if it's not an entirely accurate opinion," Bridgette said, annoyed that all the girls are considered super competitive.
"Well…" Geoff said doubtfully.
"Excuse me?" said Bridgette angrily.
"I'm just saying, if you get that intense with our kisses, what's stopping you from getting like that for a million bucks?"
*Gasping sound*
"Ha, now it turns out that you're going to criticize me for being intense in kissing? I didn't see you complaining about it when we were doing it pretty much everywhere!" she said.
Scenes from all the times and all the places where these two kissed were shown on the screen.
"Whistle," Izzy whistled at the montage despite having a muzzle.
"Wow, I call that excessive," Owen said.
"Exactly, if you're like that to the point where we fed everybody up, how could you not if it's about winning?"
"Because they kicked us off for that? Did you forget?! We were expelled because I'd rather have my lips pressed to yours than win a million dollars!"
"I know! And I appreciate it so much!" shouted Geoff, standing up from the couch.
"Then why are we fighting?!" shouted Bridgette, also standing up.
"BECAUSE I MISS THAT WE KISS AT ANY TIME AND IN ANY PLACE! THAT'S WHY!"
"I KNOW! I MISS IT TOO!"
"..."
"..."
After a long silence, they both proceeded to kiss without shame or restraint, just trying to make up for lost time.
The peanut gallery and the guests watched this confused, "huh, what just happened?" asked Tyler in confusion.
"I have no idea," Noah said.
"I know," Sadie said.
"Love~" she and Katie said as they slumped dreamily on the couch.
"Sure, the answer to all the ills of the world," Noah said with his eyes rolling.
"Ahem," Eva caught the couple's attention to remind them that they were still broadcasting live.
They parted disheveled and panting with swollen lips, "uh, cough, sorry about that," Bridgette said returning to presenter mode.
"yes, I think we got carried away," said Geoff, they both sat down on the couch, "well, since things are a little volatile now," Geoff said keeping an eye on Izzy, "Why don't we ask our big friend here one last question? Bridgette?"
"Wait a second, the fan page is also full of hate," she said as he searched for an appropriate question for all audiences.
"While you're doing that, I'll ask you a question of my own, Owen, how do you feel knowing that so many people hate you right now?" asked Geoff.
"Pff, it's not really the big deal, I just follow the advice my grandfather gave me a long time ago and I'm fine, ahem, Owen remembers, it doesn't matter if it's spaghetti, burgers, turkey strips, or trouble, all of that will pass and then it'll be defecated out of you."
Everyone looked at him in disgust, "Ewwwwww," Katie and Sadie said together.
"Disgusting," Geoff said.
"Pff, say whatever you want, it works for me," the big guy said.
"Well, here's some evidence for Owen's philosophy," Geoff said.
Evidence video.
The screen showed scenes of Owen eating all the leftovers of the other campers. Of Beth giving him a friendship bracelet, only for him to eat it. Owen eating paper plates. Of him tasting the alien slime he was shot with. Tasting the oats with which they fed the horse and even eating a Gilded Chris with everything and wrapping.
*Bubble*
His stomach growled, so he went to the bathroom.
*BOOOOOM*
And I release a powerful explosion, then he comes out of the bathroom with a relieved face, "ah~... It's over."
End of evidence video.
"Oh, I found a harmless question," Bridgette said.
"Great, let's listen to it," Geoff said.
"This one is from RedhairedVendetta, it says, 'Owen, have you ever considered eating a healthier diet knowing that it would save your parents a lot of money on food?'"1
"Of course I've considered it, I love my parents more than food," he replied.
*Hammer*
*BOOM*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*CRACK*
Owen was sent flying and crashed hard into a wall before the astonished gaze of all.
"Okay... maybe I love food a little bit more," Owen said before collapsing.
"Hahahahaha," Izzy had managed to remove her muzzle and was laughing like a maniac while holding a phone with her feet, "the RedhairedVendetta is already much better, you're forgiven Owen," Izzy said with an innocent smile to the unconscious boy.
The two hosts exchanged an incredulous look.
"Wow look at that, we've got another video call," Geoff said, trying to forget the above.
"Steve the... Yeti?" said Bridgette in surprise, "from Vancouver."
Video call.
A real Yeti appeared on the screen, surprising everyone.
"Haha, how's it going, dude?" asked Geoff.
"Chris Mclean is the best host ever," many looked puzzled at the yeti, "How'd you get your own show? You suck," he said.
"Yo, Chris! If I wanted to take a hot tub by myself, I… Ooh, you on the webcam?" a well-known voice said.
"Chris?" said both hosts.
Chef appeared in front of the camera, "don't believe a word Izzy says, girl's crazy," the cook said.
Izzy was scratching her ear with her foot.
End of video call.
"Well, after that weird call, it's time for That's Gonna Leave a Mark!" said Geoff.
"Ah~, the humiliation never ends," Bridgette said.
"Dudes, here's what you didn't get to see on the show," Geoff said.
That's Gonna Leave a Mark.
Izzy and Duncan are walking around the backstage. Until one of the lights falls directly on Duncan's head.
"Looks like it's lights out for Duncan," Bridgette said.
"And it's about to hit him again," Geoff said.
DJ fled for his life while Duncan looked on in astonishment. He was then crushed by the huge leg of the animatronic monster.
...
Lindsay is helping to build the sandcastle, but a crab squeezes her finger.
...
Beth is spinning a noose, but ends up tying herself up and falling to the ground.
"Hahahahahaha, I don't even know what to draw for that one," Geoff laughed at this.
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Cody is petting the horse while eating oatmeal, DJ comes over to do the same. But the horse reacts and kicks him with his hooves in the crotch. Cody stares at him wide-eyed.
"Ouch! it's definitely going to be hard for him to recover from that," Geoff said.
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"AHHHHHHHHH!", Courtney is being chased by a flock of seagulls.
"And it looks like Courtney and the birds still don't mix," Bri said.
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Cody is testing the audio equipment, "AHHHHHHHHHH!", but shuddered and falls to the ground when a loud sound reaches his ears. LeShawna, who was manning the microphone, accidentally screamed into it when she saw a spider in front of her.
"Hahahaha, at least now you know the mic works," Geoff said.
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Chef was walking around in his alien costume, but slipped on a puddle of his own drool and had a hard fall.
"Wow, that will leave a mark," Geoff said.
End of that will leave a mark.
"Hahahahahaha, that was brutal," Geoff said.
"Well, I guess that's a wrap for today's episode," Bridgette said.
"Not bad for a first day on the job if you ask me," Geoff said.
A panoramic shot from the studio shows the destroyed places and the few fires that have not yet been extinguished.
*Crack*
A light fell to the ground, shattering.
"I stand by what I said, tune in next time for a lot more drama, more Q&A, and pain, we got a huge season coming up," Geoff said.
"Which means, we'll be coming to you live for the next Aftermath," Bri said.
"Don't forget to join Chris next time for the most dramatically filling episode of Total... Drama-", Geoff was cut off when Bridgette jumped on him to make out again.
The camera focused on Izzy who had managed to take off the straitjacket, "Action! Muuuack~ hahahaha," she ended the episode by blowing a kiss to the audience.