TDA Aftermath II
POV. Third person
The episode begins with scenes of Courtney's dictatorship over her team, followed by scenes of DJ and the chef's illegal alliance, then scenes of Trent acting as an obsessive madman of number nine and Gwen, being scolded and eventually expelled. At the end, the studio is presented with Geoff and Bridgette sitting on the sofa in front of the audience.
*Sound of applause*
"Yo, everyone! I'm Geoff!" the party animal said enthusiastically.
"And I'm Bridgette. Great to have you back for another super juicy episode of The Aftermath."
"A lot of unbelievable and outrageous things have been going on in Total Drama Action since the last episode," Geoff said as he rubbed his hands together excitedly.
"And thanks to the guests on this occasion, many of those things will be here today exclusively for you, brought from Total Drama Action," Bridgette said.
*Sound of applause*
"Wow, there's a lot of love out there, isn't there?" Bridgette said dreamily.
"Without a doubt, Bri," Geoff replied.
"I wish today could be all about the love, but, ah~ there's always some haters, too," said the surfer.
"Maybe we'll see some of that on today's show," Geoff said as the upstairs screen lit up, "because we've got Courtney here, as well as DJ and of course, Trent."
"We've also got our friends from first season joining us here in the V.I.P section", while Bri spoke Geoff went backstage for some reason, "greetings to Katie and Sadie, Tyler and Noah, Ezequiel and Eva", Bridgette finally realized that Geoff was not there, "... and finally Owen."
*Sound of applause*
"How do you feel after being hit by a huge hammer Owen?" the co-host asks.
"Oh it wasn't a big deal," the big guy said as he ate some potatoes.
"Really?" Noah said skeptically, "you were taken out of here on a stretcher."
"Yeah, but they let me eat in the ambulance, isn't that great?"
The know-it-all shook his head, "I can't believe I say this, but I miss Izzy."
"So do I," Owen said.
"He's what? That is so not cool," Bridgette said annoyed when spoken to into her earpiece, then noticed the camera pointed at her again, "so, there have been three pretty shocking eliminations since we last saw you, does anyone from the peanut gallery want to comment on that?"
"Uh, uh, me, me," Zeke said.
"All right Ezekiel, what's your question?" said Bridgette.
"Who were the guests again?" asked the school at home.
Bridgette slapped her forehead, looked to see if Geoff would come back, but that wasn't the case, "so, some pretty insane things on the show. The prison movie, the hospital drama, haunted set."
"Yeah, where some people had some action," Geoff said at last, "and there's also the disaster movie and war flick."
*Excited screams*
"Wow, guess you guys are into terror and destruction, I was freaking, I was almost glad I was booted off the show, I would not have made it through prison food day, no-oh," Bridgette said.
"And you're not the only one," Geoff said.
On the screen above, Lindsay could be seen tasting a single spoonful of stew, only to vomit on Heather's face.
*Ewwwwwwww*
Geoff and Bridgette shuddered, "poor Lindsay, years of diet shakes and low-calorie foods don't help you develop a strong stomach," the surfer said.
"And me? I've got a stomach of steel," Geoff said as the camera zoomed in on his abs, "Lindsay for her part couldn't resist a bite, not even with DJ's super special seasoning," he said as DJ was seen placing Mom's special seasoning in Lindsay's stew.
"That's not entirely her fault eh," said Zeke, "Lindsay hates pickles," on the screen Cody is seen placing three slices of pickles in his team's stew.
"Wait, does she?" said Tyler completely surprised, "I didn't know that."
"And how do you know homeschool?" asked Eva with a raised eyebrow.
"Well..."
~0~
Playa des Losers...
Zeke and Tyler were at the buffet table, the fake nerd had a trigonometry book in his hands (upside down), while Zeke made himself a sandwich by putting different ingredients on a bun.
Lindsay showed up for a bite to eat too, "hi Zeke, that sandwich looks delicious," the blonde said as she helped herself to salad.
" Thanks, they have a lot of crazy stuff here that I've never seen at home eh," he said, "like this pastrami, these meatballs, onion rings, oh and sliced pickles."
Lindsay dropped the salad tong, "yuck, I hate pickles," the blonde said with a green face.
Tyler approached Lindsay, "oh, Lindsay, you're here, what a coincidence," said the former athlete, "let me marvel your mind with the inverted polygons," Lindsay covered her mouth so she wouldn't vomit and ran away, "oh come on, there's nothing sporty about me, why do you find me so repulsive? Do I look too manly?"
" I don't know what to tell you dude, I'm still new to all this socializing stuff eh," Zeke replied.
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Now Tyler looked very embarrassed.
"Hahahahaha, dude, that's sad," Geoff scoffed, "and speaking of which, here's an interesting comment," he said while looking at the comments section.
"User IrishKatana has a question for all of us," Bridgette said, "it says: How much access do we have to the show's tapes? And what do we think of what Cody did to Lindsay?"
"Well, my Irish fellah, those are certainly interesting questions," Geoff said.
"To answer the first question, we really have access to everything that's recorded within the show," Bridgette said.
"Including exclusive content," Geoff said, "since there's always action happening even outside of the competition," the screen above lit up.
Exclusive content.
The first thing that was shown was Butchie and Kevin playing cards on a picnic table. When they realized that they were being recorded, they threw a bag of snacks at the camera.
...
Duncan is carving something behind a tree, a shot from another angle revealed that he was carving a statue of himself on the trunk, but the tree broke in half, falling on another tree, which fell on another tree, which fell on another tree, and so consecutively, the criminal quickly carved something into the first trunk and fled the scene, the camera zoomed in to see that it said "Harold did it".
...
LeShawna is walking to the bathroom in a robe, then Heather appears also in a robe trying to walk in front of her, then LeShawna passes her, then Heather does, then LeShawna again, then Heather, LeShawna, Heather. In the end it became a race to the bathroom, which they both lost when Izzy came swinging out of nowhere and got into the bathroom closing the door on them.
End of the exclusive content.
"Of course, not everything that happens is so interesting, so we take care to bring you only the best and juiciest," said Geoff.
"As for the second question, hmm... I don't know," Bridgette said.
"Cody and Lindsay have a long history here in Total Drama, being one of the most interesting non-romantic relationships since the beginning of the show," Geoff said.
On the screen a small montage was shown with scenes of when Cody taught Lindsay to memorize, when she offered to fix his hair, when Cody jumped on the bear's back to save her, when she pressed him against her breasts for giving him a soda, when they fought in the bicycle challenge, when she forgave him, his goodbye with a kiss on the cheek, and a never-before-seen scene of Lindsay sneaking away in her pajamas to Cody's room at the resort.
*Uhhhhhhhh~*
"Wait, when did that last one happen!?" asked Tyler desperately, but was ignored.
"Less than a couple, but suspiciously too close to be just friends, I'm just saying," Geoff said with his hands up, "I personally don't know if what Cody did was wrong, I mean, that's the competition and he just put some pickles in the stew, are we even sure he did it on purpose?"
"What does the peanut gallery think about it?" asked Bridgette.
"He is guilty! They should eliminate him!" said Tyler as he stood up with his fist raised.
"Ewww, the vomit is as disgusting as it is," Katie said.
"I know, right?" Sadie said, neither of them answering the question.
"I think Heather should have crouched," Zeke said, forgetting what the question was.
"That geek is a rascal, I say he did it on purpose," was Eva's comment.
"Why does Lindsay hate pickles? They didn't do anything to her," Owen said, defending the little pickles.
Geoff approached Bridgette to whisper, "Why do people bother to ask them?"
" I don't know, I'm wondering myself, Noah, you're smart, please tell me you have an answer that yes, it's related to the question," Bridgette almost begged.
The know-it-all rubbed his chin as he thought, "Well, from a purely strategic point of view, I say that Cody did the right thing, we all saw that the reward was a big advantage in the second half, so it was imperative to win the first one, I wouldn't be surprised if Cody knew about Lindsay's hatred for pickles and took advantage of that fact, they're friends after all, I think more than attacking Lindsay personally, he was just looking to beat the other team."
"There you have it folks, I hope that was a satisfactory response," Geoff said.
"Surprisingly, this isn't all there is to the LindsayxCody controversy for today," Bridgette said.
"They're not a couple!" said Tyler quickly.
"But this program isn't just about them," Geoff said.
"We'll have more another time, for now, there are three highly anticipated guests on today's episode," Bri said.
"Each with their own controversy to add to the mix," Geoff said, "but before that, it's time for some pure pain, time for… That's Gonna Leave a Mark!"
That's Gonna Leave a Mark.
Duncan throws a piece of wood at Harold while spinning his yo-yos, which tangled up and hit him in the crotch. Harold then tries to do yo-yo tricks, but constantly hits himself in the crotch.
...
In another scene LeShawna catches Gwen's attention, then accidentally throws a spoon at her head, a bump forms and she falls to the ground, Harold who saw this fainted as well.
...
Heather grabbed Cody by the cheeks while they were sitting on the couch, she reached out to kiss him, but she did it too quickly and ended up headbutting him, both rubbed their heads while a clapperboard appeared in front of the camera that said take #2.
...
During the disaster challenge, Duncan poked his head out of the climbing wall and was hit by a vase, a tire, a pipe opener that stuck to his forehead and a traffic cone that got stuck in the pipe opener and finally knocked him down.
End of That's Gonna Leave a Mark.
"You can't just leave me out here alone like that on live TV," Bri said angrily scolding Geoff.
"I saw my hair on the monitor, Bridge, there were like, seven strands out of place. Looked like I'd never met a blow dryer when, in fact, we're very good friends."
"Hahaha, Oh, better friends than you are with your girlfriend?" asked Bridgette angrily.
"Ahem, live TV, did you forget?" said Noah pointing out that they were being recorded again.
"Well, moving forward with the show, we'll introduce our first guest," Geoff said, "but first let's see how she is," the screen showed the guest waiting room where Courtney, DJ and Trent were.
The musician tuned his guitar, while DJ patted Courtney on the back, who ate huge spoonfuls of a tub of ice cream, "I'm not in the mood to go out there, they'll just make fun of me," the CIT said sullenly.
"I would tell you that's not true... But that's probably exactly what happens," the big man said next to her.
"DJ!" said Trent.
"I'm sorry, but my mama's here today and I promised I'd never fib again, hello mom," DJ greeted his mother, who was placed in a chair next to the peanut gallery. Geoff had disappeared again.
"Wait, has that camera been recording all this time?" asked Courtney wide-eyed.
"Agh... how awkward," Trent said.
"Before she comes here, let's take a look at Courtney's journey through Total Drama," Bri said, Geoff came back and sat down next to her, "A touch-up? You spent six hours in makeup, I took ten minutes!" she whispered annoyed.
"My nose was shining, I needed powder," he said, turning his head and crossing his arms.
"It'd be nice to get a real man out here," Bri said, turning her back to him as well.
Scenes of Courtney during her time in Total Drama Action were shown on screen.
"Courtney was one of four finalists on TDI," Bridgette said.
"Although she certainly started off on the wrong foot as far as the relationship with her team," Geoff said as scenes of Courtney getting angry at her team members, or throwing tantrums after losing a challenge, were shown.
"For someone as competitive as she is, losing so many challenges in a row at the beginning of the season certainly didn't put her in the best frame of mind," Bridgette said as Courtney's ultra-violent outbursts of anger were seen.
"However, she bounced back masterfully, being a good leader for the Bass, a great advisor to her friends, and a formidable competitor to face," Geoff said.
"In her time during Total Drama Action, she played the role of second-in-command to the Grips during Trent's insanity phase," Bridgette said.
"However, due to her lack of authority, her peers didn't listen to her, which generated, many, many, conflicts hahaha," Geoff mocked while Courtney was seen arguing with Harold, Trent, Justin and Izzy.
"In the end, because of Trent's incompetence as a leader, she decided to take the reins, but she exaggerated a little bit by turning her leadership into an absolute tyranny, then she was driven out by her peers who were already fed up with her," Bridgette said.
"yeah, that's humiliating," Geoff scoffed.
"She's the only one here with real counseling training, she's one of the strongest women in this program, she's got a genuine iron stomach..."
"And it's living proof that nerds are even more violent than bullies," Geoff added.
"She's Courtney!" Bri said, pointing to the side of the stage.
On screen, Courtney took a deep breath before leaving, "well... if I really have no other choice," she said resignedly.
*Sound of applause*
Courtney came on stage somewhat self-conscious to the applause of the audience, Bridgette went to hug her friend when she arrived on the sofa, then sat next to them on the guest sofa.
"Welcome Courtney, it's good to have you here," Geoff told her.
"I'd like to say the same thing Geoff, but I'd be lying," she said sullenly.
"Hehehehe, yes, your team expelled you because you fed them up more than Harold, can you imagine that? To be more unbearable than Harold?"
"..."
"..."
*Sound of crickets*
Geoff looked between the two females who were frowning at him, "What?"
"Well, leaving that aside, Courtney, is there anything you'd like to say to your team members who are still in the game, if they could listen to you now?"
"A lot of things really, but none that I can say on air," she said, crossing her arms still in a bad mood.
"Well, what do you think about your team continuing to lose challenges even after you left?" asked Geoff.
This time Courtney smiled complacently, "I'd say they asked for it, kick me out when Justin was useless, Trent was crazy and Harold wouldn't shut up? They took the shovels themselves and dug their own grave if you ask me."
"Wow, it really bothered you to leave that way, didn't it?" asked Bridgette.
"I admit that I got carried away a little with the control... My only regret was not realizing it sooner and for myself," she said.
"Oh yeah sure, how can you forget what is considered, the only romantic moment of the whole season between you and Duncan?" said Geoff. Their conversation was shown on the screen before she was expelled.
"Hey! Duncan and I had a lot of romantic moments," the CIT complained.
"Are you sure about that~?" Geoff asked mockingly, "Play the video!"
Video evidence.
"After you were put on different teams, the two of you haven't stopped arguing, fighting or treating each other like you're the enemy," Geoff said as the scenes were shown on screen.
"Not to mention that because of your suspicion and jealousy of Gwen, you gave Duncan a bunch of rules to make sure he was getting serious about their relationship," Bridgette said as she watched as she handed him the huge list.
"List that Duncan threw away as soon as you left, hahahaha," Geoff sneered as Duncan was seen tossing the list in the trash.
End of Video evidence.
"Hey! I had planned to give you an evaluation on that list! Don't just throw it in the trash because I'm not there, you little punk!" shouted Courtney to the screen.
"Uh, it looks like Duncan is in trouble," Geoff said, "but I'm afraid that's going to have to wait, it's time for a little game, Truth or Anvil!"
"What!?" she shouted.
"Geoff, it's Truth or Hammer. What happened to the hammer?"
"The producers thought an anvil would add more drama. More Total Drama," the partygoer said.
"I'm sure this is completely illegal," Courtney complained.
"Not when you sign a consent contract," Geoff scoffed as Bridgette looked at him angrily, "relax, it'll only fall if you lie."
"You say it like that's not a possibility," Noah said, knowing that most people lie in this game.
"Let's go with the questions," Geoff said, "we have a lot of those in the comments," he said while searching for an interesting one, "here's one, from CaioCoia, he says: Do you have any hard feelings for Izzy and Cody in your final episode of TDI? Cody for giving Geoff the idea of how to sabotage you, and Izzy for what she forced you to do on camera?"
Courtney blushed quite a bit when she remembered this situation, "not really", the anvil did not move an inch.
"Wait, really?" asked Bridgette in surprise, "Izzy literally lifted your shirt on TV when you weren't wearing a bra."
"Bra that Cody had in his hands, I'm just saying," Geoff added, on the screen was shown just the scene in which Izzy lifted her shirt, of course it was censored.
*Sound of lewd whistling*
The guys in the gallery were also whistling.
"Was it necessary to show that!?" asked Courtney angrily.
"Not necessary, but it helps to get into context, don't you really hate Izzy for this? You guys were fighting at the end of the season," said the partygoer.
Courtney relaxed a little, "well, I was upset with her at the time, but it's been a long time, hating her would be a waste of time," said the CIT, "besides, after Eva's ruse, it's not that I had much dignity left to keep," she added with a dead look, the screen showed the moment when she was drunk from blood loss and lifted her shirt of her own volition, this time uncensored, the video was cut just as she lifted her bra, preventing her from showing more than necessary, "Seriously! Stop showing that!" she complained furiously.
"And what about Cody?" asked Bridgette, "although Geoff threw his hat at you at the last second...", the partygoer swallowed uncomfortably, "it was Cody who came up with the idea of stopping you".
"Yes, but he was also the one who told Izzy and I where the camp was, I know between the two of us we could have found it, but we wouldn't have done it before the guys," she said smiling now, "yes, I was a little upset about losing, but I don't blame him for standing up, honestly, I would have done the same in his position."
"Wait, I thought Cody only did it because Courtney showed him and Geoff her tits eh?" said Zeke.
*Gasping sound*
"Of course it wasn't because of that!" said the CIT annoyed. The anvil wobbled a little and almost fell off. Geoff looked dreamily at the sky remembering that moment.
" STEP*
"Ouch!" until Bridgette stepped on his foot with an angry look.
"Okay, I think that's enough of that, let's see, oh here's another question from PauloPT90, it says: Courtney, what made you want to be a CIT? oh, come to think of it, we never knew why that before," Bridgette said.
"It's not that I want to be a CIT," Courtney said, "it's just that training and the title of counselor on a resume opens a lot of doors for you in the world of work, especially in politics, because being a counselor teaches you how to lead others and-."
"Booooring," Geoff complained interrupting her, "wow, didn't imagine the reason would be so boring."
"Excuse me!?" said Courtney annoyed.
"That's it? to make your way in politics? I thought it would be for something cooler like bragging to everyone that you're a better leader, seriously, who is going to put it on a resume?" said Geoff.
"We have a video call," Bridgette said.
Geoff was surprised, "What? Really? KittyKawaii from Ontario, well, let's see what she has to say."
Video call.
On screen appeared a dark-haired Asian teenager with pigtails, a red school sweater over a white shirt, and a huge energetic smile, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm really live in the Aftermath, I can't believe it, Hi everyone! My name is Kitty and I'm a huge Total Drama fan," she greeted everyone enthusiastically.
"Haha, wow, so much energy, shout out to you too Kitty," Geoff said, "so do you have any questions you want to ask?"
"Of course, you see, I have an older sister who is all serious and dedicated to her future career as a lawyer," she said with hand gestures.
"I mean, the opposite of you?" asked Noah.
"Exactly!" said Kitty, completely ignoring the sarcasm, "so my question to Courtney is, Do you think becoming a counselor would be helpful to my sister if she wants to pursue a career as a lawyer?"
The CIT looked at Geoff complacently as he rolled his eyes, "of course Kitty, I would fully recommend it, nothing like experience helping others for a future lawyer."
"Emma did you hear that!?" the cheerful girl shouted off-screen.
"Kitty, I told you not to call that show, you can't trust what people on reality TV tell you," said a much more mature and serious voice.
"Thank you!" said Noah, "finally someone with a little common sense."
"Now, when you finish that call, you have to finish your homework and you know it," the alleged Emma said again.
Kitty pouted, "Well, that was my sister, isn't she a sweetheart? It seems that here I say goodbye, it was a pleasure to meet you all," said the energetic girl.
"The pleasure is ours Kitty," Bridgette said.
"Oh, and please tell Cody I'm rooting for him, I'm team Linddy!" she said while showing a fake tattoo on her arm, of a heart with Lindsay and Cody on it.
End of Video call.
"Oh come on! Are you serious!?" said Tyler, "they're not even a couple."
"An interesting girl, don't you think?" said Bridgette.
"Without a doubt," said Geoff, "one more fan of the crazy Cody ships, I hope we see her again at some point, and well, to conclude Courtney's interview, we have one more question for you," said the party animal as he read the screen, "this is from Paranoidstalker21: Courtney, are you worried that Duncan is playing with another girl behind your back now that you're not there to hold the leash on him? Sheesh, is she asking you about your boyfriend or your doberman?"
*Sound of laughter*
"I'm not worried, Duncan wouldn't cheat on me," she said. However, the anvil moved a little.
"Oh wow, I detect a little bit of lying there," Geoff said.
"Of course not!" Courtney snapped into denial, the anvil moving again.
"And how about this, run video!" said the party animal.
Video evidence.
Duncan and Gwen are on the bridge of some kind of fairytale park set, the two of them, alone, at night.
"Is it just me, or does that constellation look like Harold's pancake butt?" asked Gwen, "With his spaghetti legs attached? See?" Duncan didn't answer, he was very busy looking at the sky with a dreamy look and a smile, "I just gave you the perfect setup for a dig and you leave me hanging?" she complained with a smile.
"...You think Courtney might be looking at the stars now?" the delinquent asked.
Gwen made a vomiting sound as she pointed at her mouth.
...
"I don't see the romantic in all of this," Katie said confused.
"Me neither," Courtney said with a roll of eyes.
"Let's keep watching!" Geoff said enthusiastically.
...
"Hahahahaha, who knew you were such a sucker for the A-type" Gwen asked Duncan.
He hit her on the arm with a little force, "Oh, you wanna make something of it?" he asked playfully.
"Ha, you can do better than that," Gwen told her, then Duncan pushed her to the ground falling on her to the laughter of both... until they realized the position they were in.
End of Video evidence.
"Oh yeah, I get that up close and personal with all of my friends," Geoff said as Courtney looked open-mouthed, "so Courtney, do you still think Duncan wouldn't cheat on you?" the party animal asked the CIT.
Courtney's eye trembled, which was a universal sign of danger, "he... would... not... cheat… on… me," she said through gritted teeth.
The anvil fell on her... but she grabbed it with one hand.
*Gasping sound*
"Oh-oh," Bridgette said wide-eyed.
"But just in case! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM AND THAT FUCKING GOTH!" she shouted as he prepared to throw the anvil.
"Cut to commercials!" shouted Geoff in fright.
Commercial break.
"Do I really have to do this?" said Noah's annoyed voice, "agh, well, ahem, are you tired of the normal and boring tables fixed to the floor?" he asked in a bored voice, Katie, Sadie, Zeke and Owen were seen at a table, "Are you sick of having to share space with a bunch of other losers?", everyone at the table looked at each other and nodded their heads, "then you need a personal table from Chris Mclean", each of the participants had a table that was slung over their shoulders, "just as Chris Mclean doesn't share the table with people inferior to him you won't have to either, or something like that...", the know-it-all sighed, "Who wrote this?".
Warning: There is a high chance that everything will spill on you if you use this product.
End of commercial break.
We went back to the studio, where in addition to an anvil embedded in the wall off-camera, everything was relatively fine, Courtney managed to calm down and was now sitting on the sofa behind the guest room.
"We're back! And fortunately, this time there are no injuries," Bridgette said.
"Speak for yourself," Tyler said with his right arm in a sling, Courtney didn't do anything to him, he just stumbled when he tried to flee with the others.
"Okay, that concludes Courtney's interview, there were a few more questions, but I think we'd better leave it at that," Geoff said.
"Our next guest is someone who also has his own controversy," Bridgette said.
"A nice guy who colluded with a former sergeant to make a million dollars and harden that soft marshmallow heart that he has," Geoff said.
*Gasping sound*
Mom DJ shook her head in disappointment. Scenes of DJs during his time in total drama appeared on screen.
"DJ went a little unnoticed on Total Drama Island," Bridgette said as some DJ scenes were shown.
"Being the fourth competitor to be kicked out of the competition, he didn't have a chance to show his potential," Geoff said, "however, he started out as a strong contender in this season," he said while DJ's moments were shown in Total Drama Action.
"With a soft spot," Bri said as DJ was seen being friendly and sleeping on the floor.
"Oh, yeah. That's a real man, Bridge," said the partygoer.
"But when Chef secretly took him under his wing, making a deal to split the cool mil if they won...," Bri said.
"Things got dicey for our man," Geoff said.
"Happily for the rest of the cast, DJ had a thing or two to teach Chef about cooking actual food," Bri said.
"But ultimately, DJ's conscience had something to teach him, too, leading to his dramatic exit," said Geoff, on the screen DJ was seen saying goodbye as he climbed into the lame-o-sine, "our next guest does a heck of a ribbon dance, he's a lover of cooking and once thought he caught a pepperoni disease, welcome DJ."
*Sound of applause*
DJ entered the stage greeting the audience, "Hey, everybody. What's up?" he said while giving a strong handshake to Geoff and a tender kiss on the cheek for Bridgette, then sat down on the guest sofa.
"So, DJ, how are you feeling after everything?" the surfer asked him.
Geoff opened his eyes, "What kind of a question is that?! Dude lost a million bucks."
"Hey, but I have my integrity. And that's worth more," DJ said.
*Sound of applause*
"Oh, come on! That is total bull! Am I right, dudes?!" asked Geoff to the audience.
"Do we clap if we agree or disagree?" asked Katie, Sadie shrugged, while Zeke clapped his hands without knowing anything.
"Thank you, homeschool. Glad someone's keeping real. The rest of you are full of it, ha, and you know what we do to liars," Geoff said as a new anvil swayed across the stage making DJ nervous, "that's right, Truth or anvil!"
"Mama," DJ said nervously, DJ mom looked worried.
"Where did you get another anvil?" Bridgette asked Geoff.
"It was among Izzy's things," replied the partygoer.
"That thing falls on me if I fib?" asked DJ nervously.
"It sure does," Courtney said a little uncomfortably as she walked away from DJ in the back seat.
"All right, first question," Geoff said.
"This still doesn't seem right to me," Bridgette said.
"That makes two of us," DJ said, "I already said I'm not lying."
"DJ, wouldn't you say the way you took advantage of your teammates was completely heinous and utterly unforgivable?" asked Geoff.
"I never meant to hurt anybody. Chef just intimidated the heck out of me!" DJ said, but he took cover when the anvil slipped a bit.
*Gasping sound*
"This is ridiculous," Bridgette complained, "can't we run some footage or something instead?"
"No probs. How about some never-before-seen footage of DJ's fast moves behind the scenes?" said Geoff.
Video evidence.
"While everyone else smelled like a dog park in August, you were wearing spring fresh duds," Geoff said, with the video showing the chef bringing clean clothes to DJ.
"Thanks, Chef," the strong man thanked him.
...
"Chef gave you performance-enhancing vitamins and helpful dairy products while everyone else was forced to eat the rudest slop," Lindsay had an apple on her tray as she walked, which grew a bunch of worms.
...
"You received therapeutic massages, packages from home, and beef jerky," Geoff said as everything was shown, "and never once felt bad about it."
...
"Do I like winning? Hecks yeah! I wanna do whatever it takes to keep racking up the wins! Do I feel bad? Do I look like I feel bad?" said DJ in the confessional.
...
*Gasping sound*
"M-M", DJ mom looked disappointed.
"Did you really say all that?" Courtney asked DJ not believing it completely.
"That's not fair! Don't you guys got another angle on that?" asked DJ, but Geoff silenced him.
"We run the show here, man. That's how TV works, so, no can do," Geoff was hit on the head by a tomato knocking down his hat, "My hair!", mom DJ had another tomato in her hand and looked annoyed, "Fine! Run the clip!" Geoff said, but he was knocked down by a tomato anyway, "Hey! I said 'okay'! Makeup?! 911 on touch up here!"
...
On the screen DJ and chef were shown in the confessional, DJ had a script in his hand, "Do I have to, Chef?", Chef threatened him with a ladle, "Okay, okay!", he said as he proceeded to read the script, "Do I like winning? Hecks yeah." Um, Chef? Do I actually have to say "hecks"? 'Cause I don't really..."
"Grrrrrr," chef growled at him in threat.
End of video evidence.
"Come on, it'll be funny, and our producers will love it," Geoff said, "just once?"
"Sorry? You want me to get an anvil to the head to make your producers happy?" asked DJ.
Geoff nodded, "so DJ, who'd you hate the most on the show? Lie, lie," Geoff whispered to him.
"Hey, you guys know what we have? two video calls for DJ," Bridgette said.
"Fine... party pooper," said Geoff resignedly, "it seems that we have some international calls, Gordon from London and... Mikey from New York, let's put them both."
Video call.
On one side of the screen appeared a red-haired teenager in a chef's suit and an annoyed look, the other was weirder, there were four burly guys with football jerseys and paper bags on their heads," which surprised many.
"Oi, mates," said the cranky redhead, "I'm Gordon, from London Ontario."
"Hello everyone," greeted one of the subjects with paper bags on his head, with a clearly feigned voice, "my name is Michelangelo, but my friends call me Mikey, and these are my brothers, Leonardo, Donatello, and Rafael, he's the bitter one," he whispered to the camera, the one with the red paper bag hit him on the head, "OH!"
"Why you all have Italian names? And why the paper bags?" asked Courtney intrigued.
"I'm sorry, we're kind of shy, and we have some reputation here in the suburbs, so we'd rather not show our faces on TV, as far as our names, because... Our father likes the Renaissance era," said the one with the blue bag.
"That's great Leonardo, nothing like a bit of mystery to boost ratings," Geoff said, "let's go in order, Gordon, ask first."
"I'm from London, Ontario and I wanna be a chef! I'm making DJ sandwiches, but there's some stupid *beep* ingredient that I can't *beep* FIGURE OUT!" ranted Gordon as he tossed his utensils off the table.
Bridgette and Geoff looked wide-eyed at the furious boy, "wow, same energy and bad temper, do you think he's related to Courtney?" asked Geoff jokingly, she didn't find it so funny, "Do you have an answer for him DJ?"
"Is there a secret ingredient?" asked Bridgette, the peanut gallery ate sandwiches that DJ's mom brought, "we'd like to know."
DJ scratched the back of his neck, "well, Bridgette, that's a tough question, because I don't use a recipe. And it isn't really…", the anvil rope began to make noise scaring the strong man.
*Fall*
DJ stepped aside as the anvil fell on him.
*Gasping sound*
"Paprika! Okay? Two pinches of Hungarian paprika in the mayo! It… zips the sandwich right up," DJ said.
"Write that down Donny," Mikey told his brother, mom DJ approached Geoff and Bridgette with sandwiches, the surfer tried one and helped herself to a few more.
"Hmm~... fantastic," she offered one to Geoff.
"Oh no, no way, I'm seeing Chris' professional trainer, and she'll kill me if I'm ever in the same room as carbs," he said refusing.
"You sure you don't want one, Geoff?" DJ asked as he and Courtney also tried them out.
"I'm also seeing Justin's dermatologist and he says mayo murders the pores," the party animal commented.
"Maybe you need to lighten up," Bri said.
"Light mayo's actually just as bad. If you ask me, you should skip these little appies, too. You know what they say, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," Geoff said.
*Gasping sound*
"Didn't April say that once?" Donatello said.
"Yeah, this guy is dead," Rafael commented.
"Oh wow," DJ said.
Bridgette jumped on Geoff knocking him to the ground, "Eat it... Eat IT!" she said as she forced him.
"Ahem, Mikey you had a question for DJ, didn't you?" said Courtney as the two hosts fought on the floor.
"Wait, it's getting good," said the orange one.
"Mikey! Splint- ahem, our father will wake up from his nap at any moment," Leo said.
"Okay, okay, I wanted to ask you if you know of any ingredients that can greatly enhance a double cheese pizza with mushrooms," said the orange.
DJ touched his chin thinking, "you should try basil, not only does it give it a special spicy taste, but it will also have a very refreshing aroma."
"Refreshing...," he wrote on a piece of paper, "well, that's all I needed to know, we're saying goodbye here, we've got a pizza to bake," Mikey said.
"If you can, send me a piece, I'm starving," Owen said.
"You're always starving," Noah said.
"Goodbye everyone, by the way, I'm team Cozzy!" said Mikey as he showed a t-shirt under his jersey with a bad drawing of Cody carrying Izzy, "Cowabunga~!"
End of Video call.
"Uff, finally someone sensible," Tyler said.
"Why do all the products on the ships look so poorly made?" asked Katie.
"I guess it's to save budget," Courtney said with a roll of her eyes.
"Wait a minute, Italian names... pizza... Cowabunga?" said Noah as he rubbed his chin, "Does that sound familiar to anyone else?"
"No, not at all," Tyler said.
"They must be from a hockey league huh," Zeke said.
"But they had soccer jerseys," Sadie said.
*Swallow*
Bridgette finally forced a sandwich down Geoff's throat, "man, this is amazing," the partygoer said as he munched on the sandwich, "oh, you tasty carbs, come to papa," he put several sandwiches in his mouth.
"Well, we wasted a little bit of time there, so let's end this with two questions in a row," Bridgette said while looking at the fan page, "here's one from kazikamikaze24 says: DJ, how does it feel to leave the show of your own volition, despite having won the first part of the challenge fairly? And this is another one from duskrider, it says: What did you plan to do with the million dollars? And is there any lessons that Chef gave you that you found really useful?"
"Well, I wouldn't call it fairly, I mean, we had the chance to scare only because of Chef's interference, so I really think that leaving was the right decision," said the strongman.
*awwwwwww*
Mom DJ nodded her head proudly, "as for what I was going to do with the money, well... opening my own restaurant wouldn't have been bad at all, I would have also donated a portion of the money to animal rights organizations," he said.
*Sound of applause*
"And if there is one thing I did learn from the chef, not to be afraid to take risks," DJ concluded.
"Wow, it makes you wish you were still in the game dude," said Geoff who had a slightly bloated stomach from so many sandwiches.
"Are we sure there's no way to get him back into the competition?" asked Owen a little hopefully.
"Not if he went out on his own, believe me, I looked into it," Courtney said, killing Owen's hopes.
"Look at this, we have another video call already," Bridgette said in surprise.
"What? Wow, we're getting a lot of attention today," Geoff said, "Dawn from Muskoka," the intrigued partygoer read.
"Aw, that's a really nice name," Katie said.
Video call.
To everyone's surprise, there was a squirrel in front of the camera.
"Is Dawn a squirrel?" asked Zeke.
"Juliet, you're covering the camera," said a soft and serene voice, the squirrel moved away from the camera showing a short girl in a green sweater over a light blue shirt, pale skin, pale blonde hair, quite noticeable dark circles and somewhat pointed ears that made her look like an elf. She was standing next to a bird feeder, but they were perched to eat from her hand instead of from the feeder, Juliet the squirrel climbed on her shoulder, "hello everyone, it's a pleasure to meet you," she said in a calm voice and a smile.
"Wow...", said Bridgette, she was an animal lover, but this girl was something else.
"And I thought Cody talking to animals was the weirdest thing we'd ever met," Courtney said, Dawn didn't seem in the least affected by the comments.
However, the CIT and the know-it-all noticed something hanging in the background behind the girl, dreamcatchers... handmade dreamcatchers very similar to the one Cody wore around his neck.
"So Dawn, what exactly is your question?" said Geoff.
"Oh, it's not a question as such, I just wanted to comment that I and many in my meditation group admire how noble DJ was, giving up a large amount of money in order to redeem himself from his mistakes," commented the pale girl, "I've followed this program for some time, and it's sad the way they treat each other because of popularity and fame." Bridgette looked at Geoff with her eyes rolling as he whistled innocently, "so it's good to know that there are still people out there who are true to their principles, it's easy to lose your way with bad influences... some people just bring out the worst in you," she discreetly glanced at Courtney, but she didn't notice.
DJ smiled at the compliments, "thank you Dawn, that's nice to hear," he said.
"Hey, excuse me, I have a question for you," Noah said raising his hand as if he were at school, "Did you make those dreamcatchers that are back there?" asked the know-it-all, many were surprised by his question.
Dawn looked behind her and then back into the camera, "yes... they're all handmade," she said with a smile.
Noah was debating for a moment about his next question, but by now he was getting a little desperate, "By any chance, aren't you close to Cody the geek on this show... or something like that?"
"...Do you imply that I'm an ex-lover of his or something?" she asked calmly.
"N-No! That's not what-" Noah said in despair.
"Pff," but Dawn laughed, showing that she wasn't serious, "I'm sorry, I was just joking... I haven't had the privilege of meeting that naughty little geek personally, no...," she said tilting her head a little, "and even if I did, I doubt I can tell you what you want to know... Noah," she said with a very mysterious look, Noah's eyes widened, "I think there's only one person who can give you what you're looking for, and you already know very well who he is...", she told him.
The know-it-all sighed, it wasn't exactly what he expected, but something is something.
Everyone looked between the know-it-all and the hippie without understanding what they were talking about, "What's this all about dude?" asked Owen.
"... It's not... important," Noah told him.
"Hey Dawn since you seem like an expert and we're on the subject of Cody again, maybe you can help us with this question," Geoff said, "Indescribable10 has a question for all of us: Don't you find it strange that Cody talks to the animals on the Island and they understand him or pay attention to what he says?" the party animal read. The screen was split and one side showed Cody talking to the animals on the island when he was alone, such as taking on the bear, negotiating with raccoons, trading Heather for marshmallows, etc, etc.
"Well... he once told me that the animals on the island were smarter than average," Courtney said, "at the time I didn't believe him."
"Maybe, but that doesn't explain how he goes about understanding them," Noah said.
Before a debate opened, Dawn caught his attention, "hmm... Well, I've been told that animals can sense things about people, that's how they choose who to pay attention to and who to ignore."
"They're just animals, that's stupid," Eva said crossing her arms.
"As for how your friend understands them...", she said thoughtfully, then shrugged, "I don't know, it only occurs to me that he has always understood them, or... he has had many experiences with animals, to the point that now he can interpret what they say, but those are just my assumptions, I could not tell you if that is really the case", she said.
"Well, thank you for answering our questions anyway, Dawn," Bridgette said.
"It was nothing, this was pretty funny... oh and I'm sorry Tyler," she said looking at the former athlete.
He didn't understand at first, he spun around in his head, then he opened his eyes wide, "oh no... No, no, no, no, please don't say it," he begged her.
"Yes, I'm team Linddy," she said as she lifted a cushion on which was the image of Lindsay in one of the many times she hugged Cody, hand-embroidered and quite skillfully too, surely made by herself.
"They're not a couple!" complained Tyler.
"I know... but they are so adorable to me," said the moongirl with a smile, "... well, I'm afraid my time here is up, goodbye everyone, and Geoff... Beware of bad karma."
End of Video call.
"Wait, what did she mean by that?" asked Geoff.
"Pretty weird," Courtney said, a lot of the things Dawn said had her intrigued.
"But she was pretty adorable," Katie said.
"Yes, she was like a porcelain doll," Sadie said.
"Well, this concludes with the DJ interview," Bridgette said.
"Certainly our first two guests gave a lot to talk about," Geoff said, "but the next one is not far behind."
"It's really sad about Trent, going from being the cool kid who plays the guitar, to a crazy guy obsessed with the number nine," Bridgette said.
"For his girlfriend to dump him on national television for a criminal hahaha," Geoff mocked, annoying Bridgette and Courtney.
"They're not dating!" said Courtney.
"Ouch, it sucks to be her," Tyler said.
"You better shut up, blonde repellent," Eva warned her.
"I don't... Owww," said a depressed former athlete.
On the screen, Trent's moments on Total Drama were shown.
"Trent came to the island as the cool friend that everyone would want to have," Bridgette said as Trent was seen being social with everyone.
"Yes, he had a remarkable involvement during some challenges, and on top of that, he starred in a soap opera romance with the camp's resident goth, Gwen," Geoff said as the two were seen throwing glances at each other or hanging out.
"Unfortunately this same romance put him in a bind," Bri said, Trent is seen preparing the flambe badly because he was distracted looking at Gwen which caused Heather to burn her eyebrows.
"Hahahahaha, how Trent survived after what he did to Heather is a mystery," Geoff said with a laugh.
*Sound of laughter*
The others in the gallery laughed too, especially Courtney.
"Sadly it wasn't without consequences, similar to DJ, Trent put his heart before the million and chose to exit the competition of his own volition, losing the money, but saving their relationship," Bridgette said.
"It's not that it has helped him much," Noah commented boredly.
"However, similar to DJ, Trent started this second season strong," Geoff said.
"Being one of two winners of the alien movie challenge, becoming a team leader and packing it with real movie stars," Bridgette said, Lindsay and Justin are seen on Trent's team.
"Unfortunately it was a decision based on jealousy, which would end up costing him later," said Geoff, "obsessed with growing jealousy towards Duncan and showing his true superstitious nature, Trent made many questionable decisions during his leadership, which as with Courtney, led to a lot of conflict," Trent is seen arguing with his team multiple times.
"And because of bad advice from a friend with little experience in love, he got so far with his jealousy that he tried to sabotage his own team," Bridgette said, Trent is seen talking to Owen, and then attempting to gift Gwen a challenge.
"Which led to a wake-up call from Courtney, a breakup with his girlfriend, and a relegation from his position as leader," Geoff said, "hahahaha, everything in free fall from this point," Geoff scoffed.
"Trent went mostly unnoticed from there, seeking forgiveness from his team, until he was kicked out for losing the war to his imaginary rival Duncan," Bridgette said, on screen you can see how a paint grenade exploded in the guitarist face and then how he was expelled in a fairly close vote against Lindsay.
"Our last guest has a lot of dread about black and white makeup, he's a musician who wears his heart on his sleeve and goes crazy if you mention the number nine," Geoff said.
"Give it up for Trent!" said Bri pointing to the side of the stage.
*Sound of applause*
Trent came out waving to the audience, Katie and Sadie were the ones who clapped the loudest when they saw him, proceeding to faint afterwards. DJ moved a little to leave the space near the presenters on the couch.
"Haha, Trent, what do you say brother?" Geoff greeted him enthusiastically, Bridgette gave him a hug.
"Was it necessary to talk about the 'nine' stuff? I'm trying to get over that, you know?" the guitarist asked.
"Very necessary, then... tell us, how are you handling the whole breakup thing?" asked Geoff.
"Pretty good actually, I had quite a bit of time to take it in, now Gwen and I are just friends," the musician said.
"Wow, really? that's great Trent," Bridgette said, DJ patted him on the back a few times.
"You mean boring, ah come on dude, you could have left some sadness and resentment to use on this show," Geoff complained.
"How long are you going to keep acting like a copy of Chris?" asked Courtney annoyed.
"Hey, I'm not anyone's copy, I don't need to be, people want to see me after all," Geoff said smiling at the camera with a bright-toothed smile similar to Mclean.
"Yes, but this isn't really you," Bri told him.
"Nonsense, well Trent since there's little we can exploit from your breakup, let's move on to a different topic," Geoff said beckoning to the interns backstage. They arrived with wheelbarrows full of mail and gifts, "when they found out you were free again, a lot of fans sent these love letters, or handmade gifts," Geoff said.
"Wow, is that all for me?" asked Trent very surprised.
"And this is just what they sent today," Bridgette said as she looked at a package, "there's more in a warehouse in the back, nothing like a spiteful musician to get attention.
"Great, I didn't know that being voted out would make me feel so loved," said the musician.
"You'll have plenty of time to read the email after buddy, it's time to play Truth or Anvil!" said Geoff.
The anvil swung on top of Trent making him uncomfortable, DJ and Courtney walked away from him, "oh, hell no."
"But before we get started, there are some fans on video call," Geoff said in reply, "we've got Ginger from Sudbury."
Video call.
A nerdy girl with big glasses and orange hair with pigtails appeared on the screen, waving, "What's up, Ginger? " asked Geoff.
"Trent! I'd love it if you went psycho crazy over meeeeeeeee~!" she said in a squeaky voice, making Trent a little uncomfortable.
End of Video call.
"Hahahaha, you drive them mad, bro," Geoff mocked.
"Or rather you attract crazy people, bro," Noah said, he and Owen laughed about this.
"I guess you're lucky Izzy didn't notice you," Bridgette told him.
"We have one more call," said Geoff, "Kelsey from Kamloops."
Video call.
On the screen appeared another nerd, this one with brown hair with a bowl cut, glasses a little smaller than the previous girl, braces, some pimples and she was wearing a blouse with dropped sleeves with a unicorn on it, "Hey, everybody, this is my boyfriend, Trent," she said while showing a life-size Trent doll and hugging it.
*Gasping sound*
" Gasps."
Bridgette and Geoff had their eyes wide open, "Is that...?", said Bridgette frightened.
"Hahaha, that's awesome! What do you have to say to Kelsey from Kamloops?" asked Geoff as Trent looked horrified, "I think she made that doll of you."
"Muack, muack, muack, muack, muack, muack, muack, muack, muack," she proceeded to kiss the doll, which left Trent even more upset.
"Oh my gosh, did she just kiss the doll nine times? " asked Bridgette, "okay, thanks for sharing, Kelsey," Bridgette said.
" Wait! We wrote something for the real Trent. 'Your hair is black, my heart is blue. I'll stuff you with rags and sew you up, too!'".
End of Video call.
"Eh...," Geoff said in dismay, "...Let's get to the questions! Yes, that will make us forget this, Bri, take a letter and read it to us."
"I don't feel confident about doing this after what happened with Owen," she complained, but took a letter anyway, "... How about this one? PadTheBear58, says: Trent, what were you thinking when you put together such a team?"
"Uff, honestly... I wasn't thinking, I just thought that since the theme was movies and movies, flashy team would be much better," he said, but the anvil fell a few inches scaring him, "and... it was to make Gwen feel jealous that she had people more attractive than her," Trent took cover waiting for the anvil, but it didn't fall, So he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Well, it looks like that's true, here's another one," Geoff said, "from MusicFan97, says, 'Trent, what's your favorite genre of music and what inspired you to get into this business?'"
"Well, my favorite genre is soft jazz and it wasn't a what, but a who that inspired me to play music, my grandfather used to play the guitar with some friends of his in a cafeteria, he taught me to play and sometimes they let me accompany them on stage, it turned out that I was good," he said.
*awwwwwww*
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", Katie and Sadie who had regained consciousness (figuratively speaking) cried their hearts out over the beautiful story, and even Eva seemed moved.
"Wow, that's a very sweet story," Bridgette said as she wiped away tears.
"Sure it is," Geoff said, "but we'll put the sentimentality aside and get back to the real deal, and I have the perfect question for that," he said looking at the fan page, "of GothLover, oh wow, it says: Trent I'm jealous of you for dating Gwen and I hate you for losing her because of your stupid obsession with nine, but, anyway, I want to know, what was it that physically attracted you most about Gwen? Although I think we all know what her best appeal is," Geoff read.
*Uhhhhhhh~*
Trent now looked a little nervous, "oh... well... her beautiful eyes black as the night sky," he said, but the anvil moved a little causing her to shrink, "okay, okay, her beautiful milky white skin."
"Look out!" DJ pulled Trent out from under the anvil, it fell crushing the couch below.
"Well, I admit it! It's her butt... I'm physically attracted to her big butt," the musician admitted embarrassedly.
"Really?" asked Courtney with a dead look and arms folded, "Isn't there a guy in this competition who isn't a pervert?" she complained.
A compilation of scenes of Gwen's butt from carefully filmed angles was shown on the screen above.
"it is a big butt," Bridgette said.
"Who is in charge of editing these montages?" asked Noah, but was ignored.
"Since we brought up the subject of Gwen, Trent, what do you think of the almost blackmail that Justin was about to do to your ex?" asked Geoff to the musician, on the screen you could see the moment when Justin and the rest of the stagehands had her cornered.
"I think Justin is a jerk, the sabotage was my fault, not hers," he said angrily with his arms folded.
"Luckily, there was someone else who thought this, can you guess who?" asked Bridgette.
"That's right, who else but the cunning geek Cody to come to the rescue of the goth?" said Geoff.
Cody is seen standing in front of Justin confronting him, "just look at this shot, it's like seeing two sides of the same coin," Bridgette said.
"Yeah, if I didn't know Cody, I'd say he's getting into serious trouble by challenging Justin like that, but I know my little friend well, so I can only say, watch out Justin," Geoff said.
"Come to think of it, Cody was also the one who gave you the courage to ask Gwen out, Didn't Trent?" asked Bridgette.
"Yes... it was he who did it... he's a true friend," the musician said with a smile.
"Well, he was also the one who told Gwen not to believe Duncan's nonsense and he was also the one who helped her out of her depression when you guys broke up, with these and more similar events you could say that the geek has been secretly taking care of the two of you for a while, do you think he would have convinced you not to be an idiot if he had been on your team?" Geoff asked.
"I don't know... he probably would have tried, but I wasn't myself at the time, I surely wouldn't have heard it, and I would have ended up losing a good friend as well," Trent said sadly.
"... I don't think so," everyone looked at Courtney, "... he would not have abandoned you, underneath that perverted and silly exterior, he is someone very kind and considerate, I'm sure he would have tried to help you until the end," the CIT told him with a genuine smile.
"Wow Courtney, you talk like you know him well even though you were never on the same team," Geoff said as he raised his eyebrows suggestively.
"Make another comment like that and I'll make sure it's your head hitting that anvil," she warned him with narrowed eyes.
"Well, we can't talk about blackmail without mentioning what LeShawna did," Geoff said quickly changing the subject.
"Oh LeShawna, what happened?" asked Bridgette.
"I know you probably want us to dig into it, but that will have its own moment down the road, maybe with LeShawna here to answer some questions," Geoff said.
"Since we're coming to the end, why not talk about the topic that's been hanging around throughout the episode," Bridgette said.
"You might want to cover your ears, Tyler," Geoff said mockingly.
"Oh come on dudes, are you really going to talk about it?" said the former athlete.
"That's right, I'm talking about the LindsayxCody moment," Geoff said, the exact moment Lindsay kissed Cody on the lips was shown on the screen.
"For those of you who don't know, in the wake of the pickle thing, Lindsay was upset with her friend Cody for several episodes, ignoring him or giving him the cold shoulder," Bri said as scenes of Lindsay angrily ignoring Cody were shown.
"Lindsay used this time to work on herself during the competition, playing the new leader for the Grips and having some action with Justin," said Geoff, on the screen showing the kiss scene in the horror movie challenge, Tyler had covered his face with his hands, but was still looking between his fingers, "Also, the model left a somewhat wrong idea in the blonde's mind that would be vital later on."
"It's not like Cody was wasting his time exactly," it was shown how Heather threw herself at him kissing him enthusiastically, "wow, look at Heather, that girl almost devoured him," Bri said with a somewhat blushing face at the sight of the heated kiss, she was not the only one.
"However, all of this would converge at a key moment," Geoff said.
"Affected by her lack of talent for leadership and after so many failures, sweet Lindsay finally completely collapsed," Bridgette said, "but fortunately, Cody never stopped being her friend, nor did he hold a grudge against her for ignoring him."
"That's how they both had a heart-to-heart talk, where they showed us their most fragile sides, both the insecurities of the sweet dumb blonde," Geoff said.
"Like the seemingly fail-ridden past of the shrewd geek," Bri said, "thanks to this they were both able to make peace with each other."
"But, their relationship maybe took a big leap into an uncertain scenario," Geoff said when Lindsay was shown grabbing Cody by the cheeks and kissing him on the lips, "A kiss from friends or maybe something else? This really has potential, gentlemen."
"Ignoring the very clear fact that Cody has a girlfriend, because in Izzy's own words, that's irrelevant to something like this, then it remains to be seen how this affects everyone else," Bri said.
"Why do they keep kissing!? It really wasn't that long!" complained Tyler. On the screen, Cody and Lindsay were still kissing.
"You put the scene on loop? Really?" Bridgette complained to Geoff.
"Maybe we'll end the episode with some questions," Geoff said hurriedly, "this one's from GeekBorn for Noah, he says: being Cody's closest friend and also being a nerd, tell us, WHAT'S HIS DAMN SECRET TO GETTING THE GIRLS TO FALL FOR HIM?"
"Wow, that sounds pretty jealous to me," Bridgette said.
"Shit if I know, I've been trying to figure out things about him since season one, so unless he's using voodoo magic of some kind, I have no idea, he's not a natural geek at all," the know-it-all said.
"Shame," Geoff said, "well here's another one... by LoveLover for the peanut gallery, says: What do you guys think of the geek's love entanglement? Without even trying, he won the love and affection of the blonde."
"It sucks!" shouted Tyler
"I wouldn't say it without trying," Katie said.
"Yes, they have quite a bit of history, it would be more surprising if they hadn't come to this conclusion," Sadie said.
"If the crazy girl were a normal girl, the geek would be dead," Eva said.
"Lucky dog," Owen said.
"Too lucky," Noah added.
"Wow, how can they keep kissing without passing out eh?" asked Zeke, thinking the looping video was a real recording.
"Personally, I wouldn't practice something like polygamy," Bridgette said, "but I'm not going to judge Cody for that, so far he hasn't hurt anyone," she said.
"Hello!?" Tyler called, but was ignored by her.
"Thank you for raising your hand Tyler, coincidentally there's a question here for you," Geoff said.
"Really!?" asked the former athlete excitedly.
"From Sp0rtHater, he says: Hahahaha! Tell us Tyler, how does it feel that the blonde bombshell, has preferred the geek over you?" read Geoff.
"Ouch, did I do something to someone to make this happen to me?" asked Tyler depressedly.
"The thing is, from a TV standpoint, people are just sick of the cliché of the fuckable dumb blonde and the idiot, lucky jock who gets to stay with her, just because he's an idiot who plays sports," Noah said.
"But I'm not an athlete anymore," Tyler said.
"Well, you're not a good nerd either, and give me back my clothes," the annoyed know-it-all told him.
"Well, that's it for this episode of Total Drama Action Aftermath," Geoff said.
"Join us next time to talk about LeShawna's betrayal and interview new guests. Don't forget to join Chris and the cast next time for the most dramatically thrilling episode of Total Drama Action ever," Bridgette said.
Geoff waved to the camera, but noticed that Bridgette was looking at him badly, "Hey Bri- AH!", she took him by the ear, "watch out, watch the-".
"You and I have to talk, Captain Hollywood... now," she said as she angrily carried him off the stage.