I'm so sorry every1! I said last chapter that you would have to wait until chapter FOUR, but that WAS chapter FOUR, and I meant to say that you would wait until chapter five. I am so sorry! Anyways thank u for waiting, and now I will tell you that one of the intergalactic adven turers is... Chihiro Fujisaki! But you plrobably already knew that from the chapter title.
OK anyways. While Hajime, Nagito, and Nagitwo were on their Good Egg Galaxy advernture. All of the ahtletic peple were hanging out at the Coment Observatory, and they were exercising together an Geckomaru was leading them because he was Nekomaru. Chihiro loved to train and get stronger so he could be come a buff man, so of course he was there. But also so were all the other athletes, and Makoto was there because he was friendly with everyone and wanted to hang out but he was having trouble keeping up. And also Teruteru was tere because he wanted to look up Peko and Sayaka and Sakura's skirts. Eventually they kicked him out
But they didn't kick Terutru out fast enogh! Because just after the students had finished their post-workout stretches, Teruteru was giggling evilly to himself. "Hmhmhm!" said the evil chef. "Now I am going to post this upskirt photo of Sayaka the Ultimate Idol on the Internet and become super Internet famous!"
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed panic and shook Suyaka. She had worked so hard to uphold a pure and innocent idol image, and it ws all going to be ruined!
But fortunately, Akane came along ad snatched the smartphone out of Teruteru's hands. "Looks tasty!" sha said. And then she ate his phone.
Everybody was shocked that Akane would eat literally anything, but they were all greatful, except for Teruteru, who was sad and crying. He tried to kermit suicide by jumping off of the observatory again and again, but every time that bubble thing appeard and floated him beck up unto the ground.
Everyone dispersed and went to hang out by themselves or in small groups. So Chihiro was able to go up to Ackane. "You were amazing out there!" said Chiiro. He wanted to become strong and brave like her.
"Aw, it was nothing," said Arkane. "Besides, I'm bored. I havent' gotten to do aNYTHING this whole time. Maybe once Hajime and Nagito get back, we could head out and grab a Power Star together?"
"Well um" Chiriho really liked Akne as a friend. But there was somebody especial that he wanted to hang out with. Soembody hi had a CRUSH on. And so he wanted to go with that person into space.
"Wait sorry never mind!" said the akane. "You're a really good friend and all, but my true love is food, and I've barely had ANY today! Can you believe I've only ahd five meals! I gotta go get something to eat because nobody can save the galaxies on an empty stomach!" And so the Akane ran off.
Chiriro was relieved that Akane's back was now turned to him because he had trouble not staring and her boobs lately. Not only did she have massive badonkadonks, but also she had given her clothes to Peko because Peko's own clothes had vomit all over them. So Akane had been completely naked this whole time.
Even though Cihiro was a guy and Anake was a grill, he still wanted to be more like her. He was so shy, but Akane on the other hand seemed like she was incapable of ambarrassment. Even when she was naked, she had full self confiden ce.
"All right!" said Chihirow to himself. "I'm gonna be self-confident too! I'm gonna go right up and ask him out!"
Chihoro's legs were shaking a bit, but he made himself walk anyways over the the man of honor. He hadn't come over to the exercise event because he wasn't an athlete and he was tandoffish and liked to be by himself. He was...
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu!
Now I know what your'e thinking, "literally how can these two be together! The fandom never ships them ever. How could this possible work. Beause there both short and smol?" BuT TRUST ME this ship could totall work! You just have to trust me
Anyways Fuhuhiko said, "Time to take a piiss," because he was pissing over the edge of the comet Observatury. Because there were no toilets on the boservatry. Lumas don't pee or poo, and Deep Blue can just teleport the shit and piss out of his body. But he'll never admit that because when asked, he'll claim, "Only filthy, degenerate humans have such earhtly needs as urination and defecation."
But unforunately, just like everything else that falls ovv the side of the observatory, the piss was enveloped in a bubble and floated back onto the ground. It splashed all over Kuzuzyuu's fancy mafia shoes. "God fucking dammit!" screamed fuyuhikO.
Chihiro didn't see Fuyuhicko until he had re-zipped his pants again, so fortunately the mafia guy wasn't embarrassed in front of programmer femboy. Cheerio couldn't help but stare in awe. Fuyuhiko was so. Cool. He was built similarly to chihiroo. But unlike Chihiro, he wasn't weak. He didn't let that get to him. Instead, he was filled with self-confident. He was a super badass mafia boss and he shot people with guns instead of letting them bully hima nd walk all over him. And he dressed cool and had epic hair. Chihiro had already told eerybody that he was male before the start of this fic, but he hadn't cut his long girl hair yet because he was still deciding how to cut it now that he was an out and proud male. But he was pretty sure he wanted to shave parts of it so he could look just like Fuuhiko.
"Hey Fuyuhiko," said Cheerio, "do you um uh umu h um uh"
"Spit it out," snapped Fuyuhikoo because he was literally pissed off.
Oh no! Had Chihiro ruined his chsnce? No! If Akane were in his position, she wouldn't let this get her odwn! He had to power through, just like she would ! Just like Fyuyuhiko would!
"Since Nagito and Hajime are back from the Terrace, I was wondering if WE could go to Good Egg Galaxy together!" Chihior managed to say.
Oh yeah, they were back by now. I forgot to tell everybody. Sorry
Fuyuhiko smiled and curled his hand smugly upwards like a mafia boss. "Yeah, sure, why the fuck not?" The truth was, Fuyuhiko was scretely very ahppy because Chihiro trusted him to be strong enough to fight for the future of the universe! But he wouldn't tell anybody because he liked to put op a ffont of not needing anybody.
Chihiro blushed and sayd, "oh, um, ok!" He grinned from ear to ear and was very cute. Fuyuhiko couldn't help but blush ab it too.
And so, nervously but excitedly, the two students walked into the Terrace. "Phew!" said the Luma inside of the dome. "Thank God! I thought once those three were gone, nobody would come and take over! I thought we'd never get any more Power Stars!"
"Don't worry, Fuyuuhiko and I will help you out!" said Chihiro, balling his fists in front of his chest.
"Well," siad the luma, "even though Nagito and the others were nice enough o bring us another Power Star, we still can't go to any galaxy other than Good Egg Galaxy. But according to my calculations, there are two more Power Stars hidden within the galaxy. So go forth!"
So Chihiro and Fuyuhiko jumped into the pull star and went into the solar-system-like model thingy! When they cliecked on the Good Eg Galaxy, they saw two stars this time: one that was filled in and yellow and represented the star that Nagito had already collected, and one that was gray and translucent.
Since Chihiro was the Ultimate Programmer, he loved fideo games, so he took out his WiiMote and clicked on the translucent star. It spinned faster and faster and then he and Fuyuhiko shot into spacde!
"Da da da DAAAAAAA da DAAAAAAAAAAA!" said the trumpets again as Fuyuhikko and Hihiro magically flew threw space. They say that every time somebody arrives in a galxy, so I won't say it anymore.
Anyways the two bois landed on the same disc-shaped planet from last chapter! "Wow," exclaimed Chiiro, "It's beautiful!" He stared in awe out into space. You could see tons of planets out in space just standing there! One was shaped like a giant Yoshi egg, and the other was like a giant capsule. Chihiro wanted to go to tha capsule and see what was inside!
"I'm just glad we maanaged to get out of the comet Observatory before Peko noticed I was missing." said Fyuhiko. "I want to do this by myself." Then he remembered Chihiro was there too. "I mean, you can come along too, I guess. Just don't get itn my way."
With that said, the Hiko went to a yellow wooden bridge that was on the side of the planet. There was another bride on the other side of the planet, but he didn't go to that one. Anyways Fuhuyukio wnet on the bridge and kept waling down the bridge, even as it curled around the side of the planet to the planet's underside. He wasn't afraid because he knew nobody would build a bridge leading to falling to your death.
Chihiro was a liittle nervous, but he trusted Fuyuhio, so he followed. He was amazed to find that he was albe to walk right down to the dead, gray underbelly of the planet, safe and sound! Even the bridge looked dead and gray. It had turned from yellow to grey when it curled around the side of the plaent.
"Hey there," said a Luma who was hanging out in the drab, colorless area. "I smell some Star Bits on you. Quick tip: you can shoot them at enemies to stun them instead of having to spin into them! It's a really neat alternative to guns."
"I'm not sure why you're telling us this, but I'll give it a shot, why not?" said Fuyuhiko, making a pun. And he shot a volley of Star Bits at the Luma.
"Hey, stop it!" said Chihiro. "Murdering people is mean if tey did nothing wrong!"
But Ffuyuhiko actually had a hidden heart of gold! See, while he was hanging about all standoffishly by himself, he'd seen Lumas eating Star Bits and knew they liked to eat them. So he shot the Star Bits into he Luma's mouth and the Luma ate them! "Yummm!" said the Luma. Fuyuhiko was now their favorite.
Then the Luma remembered why they had talked to him and Chihiro in the first place. "Wait a minute, don't spend all your Star Bits in one place! You have to save them for my hungry friend up ahead!"
But it was too late. Fufuyiko had already shot all of the Star Bits, and now they were all gone. "Shit!" he hissed.
"I'm sure we'll find more Star Bits along the way if we ceep going! Come on, Fuyuhiko!" Chihiro coaxed. So Fuyuhiko went on ahead with the programmer husbando, grumbling all the while.
They continued on the path that they had gone on to go to the underside of the planet. The path didn't just stop at the bridge. It curved 90 degrees off the ground and up the side of a massive tower. Then it did another 90 degree turn and jutted off the side of the tower, sticking out perpenducilarly. It twisted around, completely unsupported. If this were Earth physics, the stick-out part of the tower would have fallen off.
But not only was it not Earth physics, it wasn't Earth gravity! Because Fuyuhiok and Chihiho were able to walk up the side of the tower and onto the jutting out twisting part just fine without falling off! "I don't even know which was is up and which way is down anymore," remakred Fuyuhiko.
Suspended in midair bu magic graviety, the path finally game to an end. At the very edge of the stone path was another Luma. "I have an hungry friend that's up ahead," the Luma said redundantly.
"Yeah, we know," said Uwuhiko Kuzuwuu. "Now get us there."
"You've got it!" said the Luma. And it turned into a bunch of pull stars that lead to a lanch Star!
"Its really disturbing that they keep turning into inanimate objects. Basically they're killing themselves, you know? It makes me feel kinda sad..." said Chichiro. He started to tear up a little. But no! Big burly men don't cry, and Chiiro shouldn't either! So he wiped away his tears before Ufuhiko couldn notice.
So they jumped into the pull Star, which pulled them into a Lunch Star, which launched them to alnother planet! As they flew to the new planet, a harp sound played in the bakground and some Star Bitts appeared surrounding them. Fuyuhikoo and Chohiro used their wii remote cursors to collect th e Star Bits. So they had like 10 or so Star Bots.
Then they landed on the next planet! It was a really boring planet. There wer some crystals with Star Butts embedeed in them. So Fuyuhiko and Chihiro used their Lumas' spinning powers o break the crystals and collect the bits. Chihiro also jumped onto a Gooba and crushed it to death.
"Shit, man, you're not supposed to do that!" said Fuyuhhiko. "You're supposed to do this so you get Star Bites." He spinned into a Goomba and turned it upside down and it spun everywhere. Then he kicked the Coomba and it exploded into a smattering of Star Bits.
"Wow! As expected of a mafia boss!" said Chihiro amazed. Then Chihiro decidded to try it himself.
But then! Chihiro ot distracted! He noticed another Launch star. "Maybe if we go in here we can find the hungry Luma that everyone's been talking about," he said. So he jumped into the Launch Tsar and started flying aay.
"God damn it!" Fuyuhiko shouted after the programmar. "You forgot your Star Bits!" But it as too late. "shit, I guess I have to clean up after your mess. :(" he said. And then he followed him.
They passed by the planet filled with rolling Monomi shits where Nagitwo got squished last chapter. But this time they didn't land on it. They also passed by the capsule planet that Chihiro was interested in before. But they didn't land on that either. However... they DID land on the Yoshi egg planet! "Yay!" said Chihiro. He was so happy to no longer be on a boring planet.
The planet was mostly white, but with some green spots. And the greens spots were grassy areas with flowers on them! Chihiro ran excitedly through the nearest flower bed, which caused Star Bits to appear out of the flowers! He collected them all. Meanwhile, fuyuhiko continued to break upen more crystals containing more Star Bts.
Once tey had collected all of the Sar Bits on the yoshi egg palnet, they talked to the Hungry Luma. It was a pink Luma. The only thing separating it from allt he other Lumas. Was that it was holding two sticks, one in each hand, and on each stick there was a Satr Bet that kept changing colors.
"Hey you! Yeah, you! Got any fuckin' tasty Star Bits?" said the hungry Luma.
"Why should we bother? You've got two tasty enough lookin' Star Bits right in your hands." Said Fuyuhiki.
"Oh yeah, you'r right! I should have thought of that!" the Loma said. And it ate the Star Bits. "Yummmm!" it exclaimed. "2 down, 98 to go!"
"Shit!" yelled Fuyuhikiko. "We only have 26 Star Bits!"
"I'm sorry" said Chihiro, and he started to cri.
"Well, looks like we're going to have to do more fucking around. Let's just feed the hungry luma what we have and get it over with." Fuyuhiko said.
So he aimed his gun at the Luma and shot all of the Star Bits into its mouth. "SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP!" The Looma shlorped up all of the star Bits. And it became very very fat. "that's kinda hot," thought Chihiro, but he didn't say it out loud.
"Tasty-licious!" said the fat Luma. "Now I just need 74 more Star Bits, and I'll TRANSFORM!"
"Well we're out of Star Bits, now what do we o?" asked Fuyuhiko.
Chihiro was still crying, and he was embarrassed about it, which only made him cry more. "Hey what's the deal man?" said Fuyu Hiko. "Get a grip, come on!"
"I just feel so useless ad weak," sobbed Cheerio. "You've been grabbing most of the Star Bits, and all I did was run though some flower.s I even killed a Goomba bot forgot about the Star Bits it left behind when it died because I got distracted by that Launch Star. If you'd chosen anybody else, we would have enough Star bits right now."
Fuyuhio sighed. "Come on, man. You're better than this. You were the one who was brave enough to volunteer to explore a dangerous galaxy far from our home planet! And you've been doing tons of training, and not even because you have to because you're a yakuza or shit like that. It's because you want to be strong, more than anyome else."
Chihiiro felt better. His sobs turned into sniffles. "But I was crying. Men aren't supposed to cryy"
"Have you been paying any attention at all?" said Yufuhiko. "Everyone and their mother has been on the verge of a mental breakdown lately. 11037 and Tureteru tried to commit suicide for no reason. Hifumi had a sobbing fit over losing a music note minigame. Kazuichi lost his goddamn marbles over a group letter. If anything, you've been more emotionally reserved than like half the guys here."
Because Fuyuhiko had a secret hart of gold, he held Chihiro's hand in order to show affection and callm him down. Chihiro started to blush. He was completely in love. Those eyes. That damn smile. And he had big hands too, and you kknow what that means.
"Hehe, thanks, tha tmakes me feel a lot better!" said Chichiro. Then he realized something. "There's another Launch Star on this planet! We should probably follow where it leads, and maybe we'll find more star bits ther!'
"OK" said Fuuhiko. And they did. And they ended up at another boring planet. It was filled with evil Goombas and also a bunch of spiky bush plant thingys. For some reason, the plants pulsed and throbbed every few seconds. It was like the plants themselves were a festering wound, much like the one they woul inflict if you touched htem.
"Hey Chihiro, check out my cool yazuka moves," said Kudzuryuu. He was honestly starting to act more like Mondo than himself because I am a bad writer. Anyways he noticed that there were those round green leafless plants, like the one that Hajime almost knocked himself into a black hole with last chapter. Anyways Fufufhiko span into a green plant and knocked it into a spiky plant. This sedtroyed the spiky plant and caused Star Bits to appear!
Cool! Said Chorizo. And he decided to repeat after his crush. Together, they collected Star Bits. It was a good haul, but it still wasn't enough.
So they found another launch star that was on the boring plaeneet and they went into space yet again. This time they landed on the Monomi shit planet from earlier! But I don't think it was the same planet as from last chapter actually. It was a red planet, and there weren't any mud patches to get stuck in. There were a bunch of crystals with star bits inside though! So they broke those. And they were honestly starting to get prety bored.
"Where do all these crystals even come from? Did Monokuma really have rapid-fire diarrhea over every planet in the universe?" said Chihiho.
"Fuck if I know what's wrong with that goddman bear." Said the Hiko.
So they went onto another Luanch Star that took them right back to the Yoshi Egg planet with the ungry fat luma. And they STILL didn't have enoguh Star Bits. "Are you fucking me right now," said Fuyuhiko
"I wish I was" thought Chiriro, but he didn't say it out load.
"Do we SERIOUSLY have to go through ALL THREE FUCKING PLANETS AGAIN JUST TO GET SOME MORE FUCKIG STAR BITS FOR THIS GODDAMN LUMA" Fuyuhiko roared.
"Hey I can hear you you know" said the Luma.
"Fuck you and fuck your entire bloodline! How about you go get yourself some goddamn Star Bits for a change, you whore bitch!" Fuyuhiko exploded. But figuratively, not literally, cuz he wasn't a bomb.
"Jesus H Christ man, holy shit, fine, whatever" the Luma fumed. And it flew into the Launch star.
"Well, that was awkward..." siad Chihiro.
Now he and Fuyuhiko were standing around on the Yoshi Egg planet by themselves with nothing to do.
"I guess we have nothing to do now but kill time, huh?" said Uyuhiko. He had absolutely zero remorse for his actions.
"I know what we can do!" said Chiiro. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a PS Vita. And on that PS Vita was... a copy of Danganronpa V3. So they played it together.
When Chihiro continued from his last save, Shuichi was on the screen. It ws early morning and he wuz getting ready for the day so he could eat breakfast with everyon. So he decided to put on some underwear. But then he recoiled! "Yeugh!" gagged Shuichi. Because... his underpants were cold and sopping wet and smelled terrible! "What even is this?"
"Nishishishishishishi!" giggled an evil voice from within Shuichi's closet. It was... Kokichi Ouma!
"HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM" screamed Shuichi
"Nishishishishishi!" said Kokichi again. "I just peed your pants!"
"What even?" said Shuichi. In desperation, he reached for another set of boxers. But htose were wet and stinky, too. "God dammit, I guess I'll just have to go without undergarments for today. Thaks a lot, Grape Fanta."
Kokichi smirked as Shuichi put his leg through one of the legs of one of this pants. Shuichi tried to ignore the evil midget, but as soon as he pulled the pants up, he realized that the crotch was wet and siggusting. "Did... did you really pee in every single one of my pants?"
"No, I'd never do that!" Kokichi began crying. "Why would u accuse me of such a hoarrible thing?"
Shuichi didn't even try to argue with Kokichi.
"Well now you have to guess which of the pants I didn't pee in :)" Kokichi said, picking his nose.
So one by one, Shuichi tried on all 10 or so of his pairs of emo detective pants. But every single one of them had piss crotch! Koichi had peed in ALL OF THE PANTS!
"Nishishishishi!" said Cock Itchy. "It's a lie!" And he left the room before Shuichi could go beat him up.
All alone in his room, Shuichi began to cry. He resigned himself to the fact that he would have to publicly humiliate himself in front of his entire class today.
So he went to the dining hall with no pants and no underwear. He wasn't wearing anything at all below the waist. Everyone was staring at Shuichi's massive hog.
"LMAO LOLLLLLLLL!" said Fuyuhiko. "SHUICHI GOT TOTALLY OWNED BY THAT PURPLE MIDGET!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THAT SCENE IS ACTUALLY CANON TO DANGANRONPA V3" said Cihiro. "But like, neither of us have any room to be calling Kokihi a midget."
Fuyuhico balled his fists in anger. "You're god-damn lucky that you're my boyfriend, otherwise I woulda fucking shot you to death just now."
"B-Boyfriend?" Chihiro began to BLUSH.
But before they could continue the conversation, the Luma got back. This time, the Luma was morbidly obese. This caused Chihir to temporarily faint from hving a nosebleed. In another time line the femboy programmer could really hav gotten together with Hifoomi, but obviously that's not what this fic is about. So anyways, the Lum said, "Now I can transform, no thanks to you, asshole!" It tried to give Fuukiho the middle finger, but it dind't have any fingers.
Fluffyhiko could have easily pointed out that he had given the Luma 26 free star bits, but he was too worn out to even try arguing. So he just watched silently as the Luma turned into a glowing white ball and then shot into space. There, it EXPLODED and turned into... a planet!
The planet was shaped like a grassy sphere, but it had a HUGE CLIFF sticking out of it. The clif was bigger than the sphere itself! It was big and rockey, and at the top of it was a Launc Star. So Fufuyiko and Cihhiro had 2 go to the top f tha cliff!
"Don't worry, I've got this!" said Chihiro, who had woken up. He noticed a tall, thin gap in the cliff that went all the way down to the ground. But it was blocked off by a trio of three pulsating spiky plants. So first Chihiro destroyed the thorny plants with a nearby stretchy round grene plant. Then he went into the gap and wall-jumped off of the sides of the gap in the cliff, making it to the top of the cliff! Fuyuhiko starred up at Chihoro dumbfounded. In response, Seehiro pulled up his shirt to reveal his rock-solid abs that he'd gotten from doing tons of training.
Fuyuhiko just about had a nosebleed himself, he was blushing so hardd. But he pushed those feelings aslide. And he wall-jumped off the cliff too and up tot he top. He wasn't such a slouch himself, because he couldn't be weaker than the people he had to lead in the yackuza!
"Now we can go to the next planet" said fuyuHiko and so they did. Abd they made it to the capsule-shaped planet that Cheehiro saw at the beginning!
"Yaaaaaaay!" cheered Cheerhiro. "I wanted to go to this planet the most, but I was worred it might be part of a different mission than the hungry luma mission. So I'm glad it all worked out!"
Chihiko and Fuyuhiro were on a big capsule planet made out of glass. It was peaceful on the outside except for a few straggling Goombas. And on the inside, it was super exciting looking! There were a bunch of little rooms inside of the capsule underneath their feet, and they could see blue up arrows and red down arrows inside.
"Now we have to figure out how to get in there" said Cchihiro. But before he could try and puzzle it out, Fuyuhiko had already destroyed a crystal that was sticking out of the surface of the capsule. He had wanted to collect more Star Butts in case there was another hungry Luma, but there was nothing inside of the crystal. However, there was now a hole leading inside of the capsule! Chihiro was so excited to go inside!
"Jesus H Christ," said Fuyuhuko, "why did Monokuma take a shit in the capsule hole, of all places? Did he really need to take a dump that badly?"
"I don't know, said Chihiro, pointing his finger at his head pensivley. "And we still don't even know how a robot is capable of even pooing in the first place."
With that said, the two anime guys jumped into the hole and into the capsule. But they didn't just fall towards the center of the capsule! They fell PARALLEL TO THE SURFACE OF THE CAPSULE! They fell in the direction the arrows were pointing! "OMG THIS IS SO COOL" said Chihero.
"I guess when the arrows point in different tirections, it means that the gravity points in that direction too, huh? Sounds like this could be fun," Fuyuhoko said coolly.
Chihro decided to test Fuyu Hiko's theory out. They were standing in a blue region with arrows pointing downwards. However, above him was a red region with arros pointing upwards, if he could only get there. Luckily there were some stairs. So Chiriro jumped up the stairs and once he was at the top stair, he jumped once more and used his Luma partner to spin in the air and gain extra height. And so he fell upwards!
He considered waiting for Phuyuhiko to catch up, but then he noticed to his right there was a 1-Up! There was a hydraulic press right above the 1-Up, but Chihiro was newly confident from his abs from earlier, so he decided to go for it anyways. Even though the press kept going up and down, Chihiro was confident that if he timed his jump correctly, he could jump across a gap to get under the press and to the 1-Up, and then get right back out.
Except! Chihimbo's judgement was wrong! So he ended up getting slowly crushed to death by the hydraulic press. "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" Chihiro screamed in agony.
TOO BAD!
CHIHIRO'S HEAD x 2
Chorizo respawned on the outside of the capsule planet. To make matters even worse, Monokuma himself swooped in, took another poop inside of the hole leading into the capsule, and flew away before either of the students could notice him. He didn't have to poo; he just wanted Chihiro to be as incovnenienced as possible. So now the hole was blocked with crystal again.
Meanwhile, inside of the capsule, Fuyuhiko was malding and raging. "Are you seriously fucking telling me that Chihiro went straight from 3 health to 0 in just one hit!? I get that it's a hydraulic press and shit, but come the fuck on!"
He considered waiting for Ciiro before continuing forward, but he knew how much the guy wanted to be strong and respected him for it. He knew that if Chihio's mess up held Fuuhiko back, Chihirow ould never forgive himsefl. So he went on ahead and trusted that Cheehy Row would catch up to him. The guy did have one hell of a bod.
Fuyuhiko went up into the falling up region like Chihiro did but he decided that the 1-Up wasn't worth the trouble. Better to have 3 lives than risk having 2 for the chance of having 4. So he went up another staircase. So many stairs! He was glad he wasn't Hifumi because if he was, he'd die of overexertion. Anyways the staircase was in a blue down gravity area, but it led up to a path that had red gravity and would let him fall up to the top of the capsule! The 1-Up was right below Fuyuhiko at the bottom of the vertical shaft, just out of reach. "If only I knew technology like Chihiro," said Uyuhiko. "Then maybe I could reprogram the gravity and fall downwards to the 1-Up."
"I, I'm soorry," stuttered Chi hiro. "I'm no good with hardware stuff, only software."
Fuyuhiko let out a sharp Scream. "Jesus H Christ Chihro, you scared the shit out of me!"
Chehiro resisted the urge to giggle cutely. "I guess all thtt training I've been doing has paid off!" he chirped.
So they went up to the top of the capsule. Once they made it there, they fell downwards again, even though there wasn't a blue wall. Other than the grassy floor, there was just a glass dome, giving the a view of space. Oh, and there were three Goombas that ambushed them! Fortunately there was a Launch Star inside of the dome so Fyuhiko and Chrohiro were able to make their quick escape!
"Wait a minute there's a dome between the Launch Star and space," Chihhhhiro realized. "So how are we going to"
Then the Launch Star launched them straight throw the glass! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" s reamed Chiior and Fuyuhiko as the shards of broken glass tore through their skin.
"SHIT IT GORED OUT MY EYE!" screamed Fuyuihiko. Then he remembered that he already lost his eye back in Super Danganronpa 2. "Never mind sorry"
The two then landed finally on their finl planet! It was a star-shaped planet! It was made out of thin metal railings. It was so thin that there wasn't room for them both to stand side by side. "God dammit are we gonna fall off!" worried fyuiko.
"Uuuuuuu~ I'm scared." Chihiro resisted the urge to cry again.
"Hey wait a fucking minute. There's a Star Chip on the side of this star. Maybe that means..." said Fuyiko. So he went over the side of the planet, and he didn't fall endlessly into space! That was a good thing because there were no black holes around to cut Fuyuhiko's misery short. He would be floating in space forever until he parched to death. Or even worse because if he no longer needed to breathe in space, maybe he didn't need to drink o r eat either. So maybe he'd just be out there forever.
But anyways Fuyuhiko just looped around because gravity pulled him towrds the star planet no matter what. It was just like the round planets an the disc-shaped planet! So Fuyuhiko and Chihiro safely collected the remaining 4 Star Hips.
But! The star chips didn't come together to create a Launch Star. Instead, a beautiful glowing Poower Star came out of the planet! And the star Chips formed five pull stars, one at each corner of the palnet!
"All right let me figure ths out!" Fuyuhuko said. He used his Wii Remote to grab one of the distant pull stars, pulling himself towards it. But this just ended up pulling him in a straight like from one corner of the star toanother, causing him to miss the power Star completely! He tried doing it again by going to another pull star, but it was the saume result. "Shit!"
"I have an idea!" said big brain Chihirro. "Maybe if we use two Pull Stars at once."
"But how can you do that?" said Fuyuhiko
Chihiro demonstrated his genius technique. First, he pulled himself to a distant Pull Star like Fuyuhiko did. But while he was going to that Pull Star, he chose a Pull Star right next to it. This caused him to shift to the side, collidiing with the Power Star!
A fanfare played as Chihiro orbitted the Powr star. He spinned in the air and grabbed it. "Wahoo!" he said
"finally!" said Fuyuhiko! Chihiro was now able to fly thanks to the Power Starr. He swooped down and grabbed his love interest, and they flew ack to the Omet Observatory, hand in hadn.
After TEN WHOLE PAGES of fucking around, the two sillies finally landed back in the Terrace! "Congratulations!" said the Luma who was just living there now I guess. "You guys now have... one... two... three Power Stars! That means you've unlocked a new galaxy!"
"Yay!" said chiHiro. "I can't wait to see what sort of galaxy it is! Let's go there next, Fuyuhikoo!"
"Well actually," said Fuyuhiko solemnly. "There is something else I'd really like to do. Something that we can do right here on the boservatory, but something I can only do with you by my side."
"O-okay. What is it?" aske d chihiro.
Suddnely, Fuyuhiko grabbe Chihiro by the torso and kissed him, softly and passionately, on the lips. He literally sweeped Chihihiro off his feet in his firm, yakuza grasp. Chihiro figuralitvely melted in his arms, returning the kiss back to him tenfold. He felt like they could stay there, intertwiend, forever and ever.
They were so absorbed in each other that they didn't hear Mahiru's voice outside the Terrace saying, "I'm pretty sure Fuyuhiko should be in there, Peko."
But they did hear Peko burst into the Terrace suddenly! "Young Master!" she cried. "I'm so sorry I let you go out by yourself unprotected! I-"
With their lips still locked, Fuyuhio and Chihiro awkwardly stared at Peko. "Peko, I can explain-" said Yufuhiko.
But Peko said nothing. Her eyes filled with tears, and she turned and ran out of the Terrace.
So what will happen next in this EPIC RELATIONSHIP DRAMA!? And who will explore the new galaxy? Well I might not end up getting to the Peko plot thread next chapter, but I definitely will be talking about the new galaxy and the people who will be going there. So I will see you next time in chapter 3!