By morning, the Audubon staff was assembled in the patio for the wedding...of their Queen and Preminger, who sprayed his lilac-scented perfume all over himself while waiting for his bride, who sadly walked past the row of chairs.
"Smile, my dear. You're about to become my Queen." Preminger assured her.
"Only to save Audubon." reminded the Queen. "Your fortune will be able to help."
Preminger turned to Mr. Maximilian, exchanging his evil grin, which his partner returned with the additional thumbs-up.
"Dearly beloved," began the priest. "We are gathered here today..."
Inside her annex prison, Erika couldn't hear what the priest was saying through the back window, but knew she had to do something.
She tried to open the window, but that, too, was locked.
Thinking fast, Erika picked up one of the chairs...and threw it into the window, breaking it...and crashing into someone.
She hurried to the now-open window, seeing that it was...
"Dominick?"
...who groaned. "I guess I didn't think this through."
"Dominick, I'm sorry I..." Erika started to say, but Dominick held up his hand, telling her. "You don't have to apologize. I don't believe you're the person Preminger says you are."
Erika smiled at the fact that Dominick believed her, then noticed he was wearing a knight's armor.
"You do love disguises, don't you?" she asked.
Before Dominick could speak, a voice came from Erika's walkie-talkie.
"Erika! Erika, are you there?"
Erika pulled it out from her dress pocket, calling. "Nathan, is that you?"
"Yes!" I replied. "And we've got Anneliese!"
Erika couldn't believe what she heard.
"She's alive?"
"Of course, I am. Why wouldn't I be?" said Anneliese. "But that's beside the point. Preminger's going to marry my mother!"
Erika looked back at the patio, then asked. "Where are you now?"
"We're already on our way to Audubon." replied Betty.
Dominick pulled Erika's walkie-talkie close to him, saying. "We'll meet you by the patio. That's where the wedding's happening."
"Roger that. Over and out." said Betty.
As she signed out, Dominick noticed that he and Erika were both holding the walkie-talkie at the same time.
They stared at each other lovingly for a moment until Dominick cleared his throat, saying. "Let's get you out of there."
"Do you, Preminger, take this woman to be your bride?" the priest asked Preminger, who replied while smiling wickedly. "Yes. How could I refuse?"
The purest, then, turned to the Queen, asking her. "And do you, my Queen, take this man to be your husband?"
The Queen looked at Preminger, than back to the priest.
But before she could answer, she felt the ground rumbling beneath her feet followed by a breeze.
Erika and Dominick had arrived to see the Star Cruiser hovering over them and everyone else.
Mr. Minimum gasped while Mr. Maximilian snarled. "No!"
The teleporting beam shot down from the ship, revealing me, Buck, Betty and her crew, the Eds, Julian, Serafina…and Anneliese, fully armored.
"WE COME IN PEACE!" Ed exclaimed, much to our annoyance and the assemblage's confusion.
"What Ed means to say is 'stop this wedding.'" explained Double D.
The Queen adjusted her spectacles to get a better look at…
"Anneliese?"
"But…she's dead, Your Highness." lied Preminger. "The imposter must have escaped."
"Would an imposter have this on her shoulder?" Anneliese asked, lowering her dress sleeve to reveal the crown-shaped birthmark on her shoulder.
Preminger gasped, realizing that the jig was up.
"Oh, dear." Mr. Minimum said worryingly.
Mr. Maximilian growled, frustrated that his plans with Preminger were foiled.
"It is you!" the Queen cried, hurrying to embrace…
"My darling."
While watching the reunion, I turned to Erika, giving her the nod and reassuring smile, which Erika returned.
"But, where were you?" the Queen asked Anneliese. "I..I thought..."
"What he wanted you to think!" Anneliese explained, pointing at Preminger.
"Wha…Preminger?!" the Queen called angrily.
"Now, now, now, there's no need to point fingers." said Preminger. "Although, I would like to state, for the record, that…"
He pointed at Mr. Maximilian, blurting out. "Everything you heard was his idea! All of it!"
"You deceiving little worm!" an enraged Mr. Maximilian called out. "After all I…"
"I don't care if it's his idea, or yours…Maximus!" Betty said, revealing who he was.
Minimus gasped, knowing that their cover was blown.
"She knows, Your Angriness." he whispered to Maximus, who asked through his clenched teeth. "You think?"
"By order of the Galactic Guardians," proclaimed Betty. "I place you both under arrest."
"Ooh, I quiver with fear." Maximus sneered as he snapped his fingers.
His guards came bursting into the patio, pointing their spears at us.
"Hey, get away from..." Erika demanded, only to be stopped when two of the guards did the same to her and Dominick.
"This really takes us back, huh, Nate?" asked Eddy, whom I looked at, then at Maximus, who pointed at us, saying. "Seize the...OOF!"
Before he could finish his command, Maximus was knocked aside…by Captain Melonhead, who zip-lined from roof to roof, exclaiming. "Shed a tear, 'cause Captain Melonhead and the calvary are here!"
Seeing that they were on time, he whispered excitedly. "Yes! We actually got it right for once, Plank."
"The calvary?" X-5 asked before hearing the guitar played to the tune of ZZ Top's "La Grange"...by Sandy, who stood at the roof of the library beside SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs.
"Oh, pooh." Minimus said as he hid behind Maximus, who said. "Oh, pull yourself together, you coward."
But as he spoke, there was a loud moo, bellowed by Maggie, who led Mrs, Caloway, Grace, Wolfie and the rest of the farm animals into the patio, shouting. "CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!"
"Take them!" Maximus ordered his guards, who charged back, but were no match for the animals.
"Protect the Princess!" Betty instructed to the Eds and Julian before leaping into action with her crew.
"You got it, Betty!" Ed said with a salute.
The guards started to close in on the Eds, Julian, Anneliese and her mother...until they got pelted by the Gummy Krabby Patties that were shot out of SpongeBob's holes, loaded by Patrick, and hit with tennis balls by Jimmy, Nazz and Sarah.
"YAHOO!" Rolf exclaimed as he rode Ebrillade into the battle, scissor-kicking the guards.
The piggies put cans on Jeb's horns, which he catapulted at some of the guards while the chicks pecked the others while one of those chicks crowed loudly in one of their ears, giving Buck the opportunity to ram his head into them and slap another in the face with his tail, while I hit him with my wooden sword.
More of the guards swung their spears at Betty, Sparky, and X-5, who dodged at every swing, punching them as they did.
"Follow me!" Dominick said to Erika, leading her past the fighters when Midas got in their way, growling at them.
But before he could make the lunge while barking, the poodle was knocked out cold by a horseshoe, which was thrown by Lucky Jack.
"Wow! What a shot!" said Wolfie.
"Well, they don't call me Lucky Jack for nothin'." replied Lucky Jack.
"Vaporizing thermal grenades!" Ed cried when he saw three costumed guards coming towards them. "Quasic terra lasers! Sub-atomic blasters! Hit 'em hard!"
The Eds and Julian hit them with everything they got while trying to protect Anneliese and the Queen, but the guards kept coming…until they revealed themselves as the Kankers!
"Your queens in shining armor have arrived!" exclaimed Lee.
"KANKERS?! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Eddy panicked, running into the library.
"Who?! What?! Where?! Why?!" Ed panicked as he followed Eddy.
So did Double D, who begged. "Have mercy!"
Buck and I saw the Kankers chase the Eds inside, then turned to Anneliese.
"Go!" Dominick said once he and Erika got to where we were. "We'll hold them off."
We both nodded, then rode off to save the Eds.
From where he, Preminger and Minimus were hiding, Maximus looked up at the Star Cruiser.
"She must have the Golden Asteroids up there. Come." he said, pulling Minimus along with him.
To ensure that no one would disturb them, the Kankers boarded the library doors with the book shelves, then turned towards the frightened Eds.
"Please, don't do this." begged Double D. "We can't take any more sexual harassment."
"ED TOO YOUNG!" cried Ed.
"But that's the point of our love." Marie said as she pulled Double D closer to her.
"And that's how it's going to be forever and ever and ever!" May added as she squeezed Ed tightly.
But before they could plant their first kisses, Buck's neighing was heard as he and I leapt through the book shelves and into the library.
"Nathan!" Eddy said with relief, which turned to fear when Lee pulled him back, wrapping her arm around his neck.
Outside, Maximus and Mininus drove their Portable Transmobilizer towards the Star Crusier when they heard a THUD!
"What are you, crazy?" Minimus asked when he saw Preminger, who said. "You can't just leave me down there. We're partners!"
"We were until you ratted on me!" retorted Maximus, who tried to push Preminger off the Transmobilizer, which Minimus tried to steer while they were fighting.
"Look, pal, I deserve that gold just as much as you do." Preminger said
"Not anymore, you don't!" Maximus said, swiping his claws.
Preminger jumped back, only to fall from the Transmobilizer and land hard on the roof.
As he rolled over, he saw Captain Melonhead standing in front of him, holding Splinter like a shield in one hand and a watermelon knife in the other.
Preminger stood up, taking a step back, when he noticed a crowbar, which he picked up, preparing to fight with it.
"Let my friends go!" I demanded.
"We will never let them go!" Lee shouted as she held Eddy tighter. "They're ours!"
"I know what love is..." I began.
"No, you don't!" May said as she held Ed tighter.
"...and that doesn't look like it!" I went on.
"Does TOO!" Marie argued as she held Double D tighter.
"Does NOT!" I argued back. "I told you the Eds don't want to be with you, but you won't listen."
"Well, this time," Buck added as he pawed the floor. "We're gonna make you."
"COWABUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" we both shouted as Buck charged after the Kankers, stomping over them with his hoofs.
"Let's hightail it, girls!" Lee cried as she led her sisters out of the library.
"They've gone crazy!" panicked Marie.
"Dangerously crazy!" panicked May.
The Kankers ran in such a fright, they didn't see Maggie ram them into the ground.
"KABOOSH!" she exclaimed, laughing triumphantly, for she had waited a long time to kick some Kanker booty.
"Look!" Sparky called, pointing at Maximus and Minimus heading towards the Star Cruiser. "He's going after the Asteroids!"
"Leave him to me." Betty said as she activated her jetpack, flying up to stop them.
"Us too!" Buck added as he and I hurried back inside the library to the elevator.
At the same time, Preminger and Captain Melonhead had already engaged in their fight, swinging their clashing weapons at one another.
"Get as close as you can!" Maximus ordered Minimus, who replied. "Yes, O Greedy One."
But just when they were about to reach the ship, Betty flew in front of them, causing Minimus to steer away in terror, only to bump into the roof of Anneliese's tower, where Maximus had fallen onto, as Minimus and the Transmobilizer crash-landed by the playground.
