Author's Note:

Cue the "Fight with Dennis," composed by Gregor Narholz for "The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie!"


Betty landed in front of Maximus, aiming her ray gun that had popped out of her bracelet, saying to him. "It's over, Maximus."

Maximus chuckled slyly as he got up, saying back. "Oh, this is far from over, my dear."

He held his cane up high, launching a flare…which began to began to grow as soon as it reached the sky.

The Queen gasped at what she was seeing. "Merciful heavens!"

"What's happening?" asked Maggie.

Once inside Anneliese's room, Buck and I hurried out to the balcony to see the flare turn into a large electrifying black hole, realizing that Maximus was planning to use it to suck up Audubon.

Realizing this herself, on seeing the school starting to rumble due to the strong impact, Betty turned to Maximus, asking. "What are you doing?"

In response, Maximus tased her down with his cane, then pulled her closer, replying. "Taking what's mine!"

He laughed while holding Betty towards the growing hole, coldly added. "It's a pity you won't be around to stop me."

But before Maximus could let her go, Buck and I leapt on the roof, knocking him out of the way…just as I started to float off of Buck, who, upon hearing me scream, cried out. "Nathan, hold on!"


While fighting against Preminger, Captain Melonhead looked up to see Buck trying to pull me away from the black hole while I tried to hold onto his reins.

This allowed Preminger to push him away and raise his crowbar.

Captain Melonhead held Splinter up for protection, but Preminger brought his crowbar down, cutting the little board in half.

"PLANK!" Captain Melonhead cried in horror.


"OH, NO!" SpongeBob cried, filled with horror himself, as he and everyone else saw me and Buck in danger of being sucked into the black hole.

"We have to do something!" panicked Erika. "We have to do something now!"

But no one could, for lightning struck out of the hole this way and that, including the roof, causing Buck to fall off.

"NO!" Anneliese cried on seeing me and Buck forcefully pulled into the black hole, from which Buck tried to paddle us away, but saw that we were about to go through.

"NO!" he cried...before he felt himself being pulled away from the hole by...

"Betty?"

...who reeled us back with her Tarpenian Rope Thrower from her bracelet, saying. "I told you, Galactic Guardians help everybody."

But once Buck and I were back safe on the roof, we saw Maximus up there as well, snarling on all fours like a dangerously wild animal.

He lunged at us, only to be rammed off the roof and down to the patio by Buck.

Betty stared at the black hole, then at the taser tip of Maximus' cane, which she held, saying to me and Buck. "I have an idea!"


While Captain Melonhead tried to comfort his fallen comrade, Preminger raised his crowbar, attempting to strike him down, saying. "And so ends the short, undistinguished career of..."

Captain Melonhead turned around, raising Splinter's broom, filled with angry vengeance in his eyes.

"Oh, mama." Preminger said weakly.

Captain Melonhead swung with all his might, sending the treacherous advisor hurdling towards the black hole, just before Betty tossed up the cane once she activated the taser tip, which Preminger hit as he entered the hole, which began to spark and crackle, spewing out one strike of lightning after another.

Buck rode me and Betty, along with Captain Melonhead and Splinter, off the roof as the others saw what was happening.

So did Maximus, who exclaimed. "Huh?"

Preminger screamed in pain as he felt himself being obliterated…before the hole exploded in a blinding flash, which made us all cover our eyes.

We, then, looked down to see that all was left of Preminger was his lilac-scented perfume.

"Well, as Sherlock would say, 'Good riddance to bad rubbish.'" said Maggie.

Shocked with what she had just seen, the Queen passed out, landing in Anneliese's arms.

Julian placed his ear on her chest, through which he could hear her heart beat rapidly, concluding. "She'll be alright."

"But, will Plank?" asked Captain Melonhead, who set his board friend down on the ground and took off his watermelon helmet.

"Jonny?!" the Eds exclaimed, surprised to see who this superhero really was.

Sandy walked over to Jonny, picked up Plank's halves, then said. "Don't fret about it. All he needs is a little patching up and he'll look like his normal self in no time."

Jonny sighed with relief, saying. "Did you hear that, Plank? You're gonna be in good hands."