Short 5: Mission: Weeaboo-boo

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Target: Emberlynn Pinkle

Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA

Description: Gothy 20 something

Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it.

Apparently, I.M.P's assignment has taken Randall on a solo mission.

Randall soon arrives on Earth to a suburban town in the night, hiding in some bushes.

There he is talking on the phone with Millie, "Aw thanks Mills, but- I don't think I need back up to down some suburban, college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use as an excuse to get of it-. Hey, look. If I had to sit through, French hog shit. well so do you, okay? Bye Mills," And hangs up the phone.

Randall then turns off his phone and sneaks towards one of the houses. He peeks through the living room window to see a couple watching television. Randall chuckles and looks up to see a window on the upper floor.

Randall soon begins climbing up the tree and soon sees the target in her bedroom.

He climbs into her room and sneaks up on her, "Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O." as he opens the window with his knife.

Once inside, Randall begins approaching the girl, "I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da-da ughn!" Randall then raises his knife up and dives down for the kill.

But suddenly, some glowing yellow force field repel the knife, forcing the handle to hit Randall on his chest, "Ow, what the FUCK?!" And he throws his knife at Emberlyn's bear, catching her off-guard.

The girl, Emberlynn cries out, "AHHH!" and falls over.

She then looks at Randallo, "Oh!" and becomes lovestruck, "Ohh~"

Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust.

The dad groans, "Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again."

"Why won't she leave?!" The mom cries out.

Seeing Randall Emberlynn is surprised and amazed, "Oh my god! What… are you?"

"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!" Randall says and lunges at her.

But her amulet glows yellow and creates a protective field for him to smash his face into.

Randall falls to the ground and shouts, "Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!

"It's an official merch from 'Akuma no Otto'," Emberlynn answers, presenting her necklace, "It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from-" But soon realizes, "Wait, are you a demon? Like… a real demon?"

"Yeah, basically," Randall answers as he stands up, "Look, where did you even get something like-"

Emberlynn suddenly says, dramatically, "A demon? Here to steal a little kitten like me? Forced to be part of your demonic harem, 'blushes'," and makes herself blush.

This has Randall confused, "Huh. Why d'you think I would do something like that?"

But he looks around to see that Emberlynn's room is full of Monster Lover merchandise, posters, videos, pillows, and all kinds of stuff.

Randall soon realizes, "Ohhhh, you're one of those."

Emberlynn leans to Randall and asks, "So what's your name?"

"Uhhh. Randall," Randall reluctantly says.

Emberlynn twirls around and leans to the bookshelf, "What are you gonna do to me, Randy-kun?"

"Uh. Apparently nothing while you're wearing that," Randall says, dumbfounded.

Then Emberlynn says, "I don't feel like myself. Are- are you… putting some sort of- nasty spell over me?"

"What? No, I'm literally just standing here, lady," Randall says, dumbfounded.

And then Emberlynn sits down, "If you say so, master. I mean… daddy," and soon crawls over to him as Randall has a disturbed expression on his face, "But when you look into my eyes, it's like I have no control over my…. No!" And soon slaps him on the cheek.

"Ahh-haaah, 'kaaay," Randall responds, rubbing his cheek.

Then Emberlynn sits on her shelf, "You demonic brute! I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!" and lies on it.

Bltiz facepalms his forehead, "Oh, thank fucking Satan."

That earns Emberlynn attention "Satan? Is that your lord?" and walks towards Randall, "The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice?" And gasps.

She then rushes to the computer and begins typing, "But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife!"

The girl then turns to Randall, "Your wife- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine. But now you'd rather have me! And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!"

This makes Randall react, "Ew. Lady look, I was sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, oh well."

"You want to kill… meee?" Emberlynn asks.

"Oh yeah. Even more now," Randall says.

Emberlynn eyes sparkles and says, "Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!"

"Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just take off the necklace and hand over my knife?" Randall says.

"Yes master!" Emberlynn says, placing her hands together.

She then gasps, "No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul… but I'm destined for this!" and acts so dramatic.

Annoyed by this, Randall says, "Bitch, can we hurry this up?"

"OHHHHH YESSS!" Emerlynn cries out.

And with that, Emberlynn uses Randall's knife to cut off the chain of the amulet and it flies out the window.

"Thanks," Randall says.

Emberlynn then brings the knife over to him, "Make it quick, my demon prince!"

Annoyed by this, Randall grunts as he stabs her with the knife.

Emberlynn gasps and moans sexually

Randall becomes more annoyed, "Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck."

Upon dying, Emberlynn says, "I will see you… on the other side…" And soon whispers into his ear, "My- Randy-kun," and soon drops dead.

Disturbed and annoyed, Randall says, "Stab. Stab stab," as he stabs her.

She then drops her on her floor as she bleeds. Then Randall uses the crystal to create a portal and steps through back to the office.

Once that's done, Randall is talking on the phone with the client, "Hey, yeah, it's done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again," and soon flops on the couch.

"Sounds like you had it rough with that mission," Jeanie says.

"I'm having mixed feelings about what you just explained to us," Blitz says.

"How so?" Barbie asks.

"Well for one, it's kind of silly to kill someone over a fanfiction disagreement," Blitz says, "But sadly, I don't make the rules for this company so there's not much I can do. The other, well, I think I just find it rather weird."

"No shit," Randall says with a groan.

"Well Randall, considering you have a history of spying and stalking couples, and all that, I think it would be amusing if you end up on the receiving end for once," Barbie says with a grin on her face.

"I just want to never think of that night again as long as I live. I swear, you guys aren't going to let me live this down," Randall says, annoyed.

Suddenly, they hear a familiar voice, "I'm here, Randy-kuuun!"

Randall soon peeks through the window looking disturbed and uncomfortable. What they see is Emberlynn as a sinner demon.

Emberlynn calls out, "I saw your company's billboard! I'm here for you, my love! I'll be by your side forever! RANDY-KUUUN!"

Randall groans and lowers himself out of her view and flops on the floor., meaning that Randall is not going to be able to lose this chick for a while.

Loona snickers, "You're right. We're NOT going to let you live this down."

"Randy-kun," Mimmy says and giggles.

And the girls begin laughing.

Randall groans as he lies on the floor, "Shut up…"