Written by Newbie

Ideas by Trung

Edited by a friend

With Dark Drive, Tracer, and Halo in Japan... Who protects the world from the Roidmude empire? Well... We, Outsiders do.

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Project: Kamen Rider Global integration program

Codename: Outsiders

Objective: In order to ensure that the plot point is focused within the area of Japan to prevent an EK class end of the story scenario - A hyper-meta scenario where the story is to spread out with too many plot nexus to focus on, making the narrative stretched thin to the point that the pataphysical firewalls between the real and unreal are unable to shield it. This metaphysical stretching of the 'canvas' will lead to the [Inventor] narrative anchor failing as several Type-Green entity known as: Angry Commenters breaching the localized [Redacted] entity noosphere and eventually parasitizing it until it can no longer provide sufficient stories. It's believed that this is the ultimate fate of U54 - a world possibly made by the same entity.

Methods: Many methods have been tried such as inducing Memetic Noohazards into the Roidmude emperor mind to make it focus the Roidmude emporer within Japan. This is much easier thanks to a narraplex that makes both coinciding narrative takes place primarily in Japan. Not only that but a stroke of luck is that all current Kamen Riders are based in Japan. Another method is surrounding Japan in a Narrative stasis to ensure nothing of high 'plot' energy leaves. This has been ruled out due to [Data Expunged].

One more option that is still pending is the use of a controlled anti-narrative to eliminate the concept of threats outside of Japan temporarily, this option has yet to be considered due to everyone forgetting about it.

Regardless of our methods, some Roidmudes are and will attack outside of Japan, due to various reasons. Whether wanting to not deal with Kamen Riders, inherent disapproval of a one country tactic, or personal reasons. This is why we created project Outsiders, to deal with the Roidmude threat outside of Japan with the usage of many custom made Kamen Riders that were created in conjunction with the Bandai Consortium.

[Paris, France]

"This isn't the true art" A plain bat Roidmude said as e spread his colors across the canvas, blood and bodies in random chaos that attempts to mimic human art. "Despite copying the original memory - I cannot truly compose original art, ah!" he sigh dramatically as he kick one of the 'heroes' who tried to stop him "I suppose that we Roidmude will never match humans in term of sheer creativity, am I right" he said to a victim as he knelt down to meet her eyes.

She can only make out the crossed out plate that might have held a number once. Yet she cannot make out what it was "G-God will strike you down" that was her last word before her neck was snapped. "Urgh... Will anything fulfill this void in me" he ask as he seems to have a deep void, a black hole that requires artistic food. As he walk across his masterpiece, he makes out the upside down pyramid that makes up the entrance.

A simple creation on paper, and whilst it may take humans year to build it, for a Roidmude like him, it will take only days or weeks at most. Yet despite that some humans proclaim it to be art... Seeing some pro heroes trying for the 3rd time to attack him, he merely activate [Heavy Acceleration] to prevent them from moving. As he moves around their body as they slowed down, he can feel the sheer fear emanating from their eyes, yes he suppose that art makes on feel certain emotion... But something seems missing

As he went on to the last woman, something struck in him. She was looking at him with such hatred... Unlike the other who were so afraid, there seems to be a conviction in her eyes. Curious, the Roidmude stopped the [Heavy Acceleration] as she fell to the ground. Stepping up to her he asked her "Tell me human, why is it that you seems to express hatred towards me unlike the rest". The woman, Jeanee, the number 5 hero of France took one look at him and spitted at him "You bastard! You dare ask that! You will pay for your crimes against the people!" she shouted as she manifest a bunch of sword that proceeded to hit him, some denting until she outputted more power to pierce him.

Jeanee begun to pant as everyone around her cheered for her victory; however, she noticed something. For this entire assault, the monster didn't even move as he appears to stand there. Just like a statue... Before he started to laugh.

"I see now..." Roidmude ### said as he looked at his body that was pierced and dented by many swords "True beauty is in the eye of the beholder, art itself is subjective to each and every person as it makes us feel something different... Yes I can see it... This body of mine, ruined and on the verge of destruction is ART" he shouted as he laugh wildly, yes to the people watching his body, they evoke emotion of joy, relief and assurance. Yet just earlier those very same people shown fear and adversity toward him. Art is a change! Art is esoteric! He will be the first of his kind to understand ART!

As the Roidmude body shift in and out, the swords stuck to his body begun to shift alongside as many spikes seem to form. The blood seeping from behind him is converging onto his feet as it boil and surround him like a fountain of HATRED. His body shift as he gain the physical appearance of one of those Vatican guard uniform, yet mismatched with multiple swords poking out as they constantly seep out a red liquid that resemble paint, his head detached from the body as it's supported by multiple arms as it merely float. His lower waist become equine in nature as it seems to resemble 2 human torso stuck together, a marble face full of pain facing forward as the grotesques combination finalized itself.

"Allow me to reintroduce myself... I am the Comedy Roidmude" The Comedy Roidmude said "and I am on the goal to become the most magnifique masterpiece!" it said as it walked toward a panting Jeanee and the scared citizen "Now my lovely participant, would you like to become a part of my renaissance?" he said as he raised his hand, the bodies behind him turning into puppets as their skin become marble, their bodies gaining many limbs and their face in perpetual pain as they vocalized many sound.

Several of the Pro hero tried to buy time for the crowd, however although they can destroy multiple statues at once, they merely reform into other statue as the Roidmude simply muses "Yes, art is unique in that what a species consider waste become another food! It's the art of nature" it screamed as it steps forth

"Damn it, lets just attack the big guy!" One of the Pros said not seeing the Roidmude as the main threat. Charging ahead as he tried to knock the Roidmude... Only that he seems to never get close... In fact his body seems to be bending as he screamed in pain from being stuck inside a 4d tesseract that constantly loops. "This is my ability... To manifest art... Statues" it points to the many abomination attacking the people and tearing them to stick to themselves "Geometry" several impossible shapes intercept energy projectiles as those who witness it are slowly driven into insanity "the nature of man itself considered art!" he shouted as he raised his hand toward one man as he suddenly changed, his body gaining dark tones as he violently attack those around him.

He duck another sword from Jeanee as the face on his waist spat out a tidal wave of the color ENVY. "Face it!" the Roidmude shouted at the panicking populace "You secretly desire to become part of my masterpiece! To contribute your imperfection into perfection! To make the most perfect art in existance!". Suddenly a sword fly across his face, slashing it... It's not the girl behind him.

As both Jeanee and Comedy Roidmude turn around, they find an old man with silver hair in a wheel chair as most of his legs seem to be replaced with prosthesis. Jeanee eyes widen as she recognized who this man was... Her grandfather Jean Pierre Polnareff. "Wait teach no don't" Jeanee shouted as she tried to fight toward her teacher against the horde of monster "He's to dangerous" Jean looked at his pupil with acknowledgement before turning to the Roidmude who was happily giggling "So you're the one who did this" Jean said with anger in his voice.

The Roidmude was ecstatic as he found an interesting tool, a color that seems bland yet hiding so much. "So... Who are you" Comedy asked as he approached, several impossible shape and statue surrounding him as Jean took out... A driver... "You're a Kamen Rider!"

"Henshin"

Swiping a tarot card down the Silver Buckle as the silver chariot card appeared before Jena push his wheelchair through the card as his body was covered in armor. Jumping out of the wheel chair he threw several cards at the monster as they were sucked in, shocking the Comedy Roidmude as he was overcome with anger. "You dare steal my art piece! Kamen Rider!" slashing down several statue as Jean turn around he announce himself "The name is... Kamen Rider Rapier" he said (Look like those New generation rider in Blade but silver chariot theme). Jean begun to strike at Comedy whilst dodging the esoteric shapes as he threw empty rouse card to seal them in a 2d plane.

[Heavy acceleration]

Spade 10: time scarab

The comedy Roidmude slowed down as he felt his body becomes heavy 'what? How!?' "Time... It's something that you will never reach" Jean said as he prep to strike the Roidmude down "You want to know something? Your art is false, it's merely copy of classical Renaissance artist mixed with the memory of the one you copied" he said as he used one of the rouse card

Mighty impact

Diamond 6: Fire Fly

With one final thrust, the Comedy Roidmude blew up as his core was destroyed in time eternal.

Report: Jean Pierre Polnareff was able to utilize the Silver Buckle with ease, his quirklessness allowed him to utilize the B.O.A.R.D system, it's unknown how he managed to use the Rouse card abilities without AP depletion, regardless his mastery of the rapier was above expectation as data indicate he hasn't picked up one for half a century. Whilst causalities are higher than expected, it's within acceptable range.

Analysis: It appears that the Rouze card, more specifically the AP system takes a toll on the body, it's unknown why but a theory is that the slow transformation into an Undead which is being mitigated by the Blade system affects those with quirks due to 2 foreign genetic interacting with each other. Additionally we currently have no clue how he acquired the other Rouse card, but it was detected [Data expunged] entered this dimension, in the approximate area of France.

"This is a sign that quirks itself are unnatural to human evolution and need to be researched" - Dr Harold

Comedy means a satire or parody of something. In this case Art

I just watched JOJO recently, and I kinda forgot the reason I wrote this again.

This is a meta commentary on Art and was vaguely based on AWCY (SCP) and the latest episode of Ultraman Arc when Yuma was attacked by a 4d object.