"Oh God" Speech
'Kazuma' thought/ foreign language
"DIE!" Chi infusioned shout
I do not own Ranma 1/2
On a note I was not looking forward to the remake we all know what there gonna do:
1) Make the harem look crazier so Akane looks better by comparison while also ignoring or just hiding her own BS judgemental and hypocritical nature.
2) Ranma and Akane will get together faster so rather then this being a series about to teens that aren't ready for marriage and have a lot of growing up before either should try being with anyone. It will be about some other nonsense like love conquering all.
3) Genma will probably look like less of a bastard again sweeping the BS under the rug to avoid fans from wondering why Ranma doesn't just pack a bag and leave in the dead of night.
I just hope the girls actually gets to train and improve as fighters, kinda weird Ranma turns into a woman but the rest don't get power-ups.
Beginning of the End Pt 2
"WHY!? WHY!? Why does this keep happening!?" Kazuma shouted at the difference of the group. In several hours of searching the group reunited with only with a slight deviation now Nabiki, Shampoo and Ukyo were missing. "I told you to stay together!"
"Hey calm down lad we're all safe!" Genma shouted in his defense at least he was able to protect himself.
"KASUMI! NABIKI!" Soun howled to the heavens as he held on to Akane like a lifeline. "Come on dad, calm down I'm sure we'll find them soon." his youngest patted her father on the back.
"Then where are the girls?!" Kazuma continued to rant.
"WHERE'S MY DARLING SHAMPOO?!" Mousse shouted clearly in distress only to be ignored.
In the back smiling at her students rant Ryouka raised her hand. "I'm still safe, glad you care so much."
"Please your like the second strongest person here if you got kidnapped then we'd all be screwed." Kazuma waved her off knowing when his master just wanted attention.
"Oh you wound me, after all the time we've been together." Ryouka mock cried wiping her eyes only for Kazuma to rub the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
"How do we know you didn't this." Akane accused first Kasumi now Nabiki was missing someone had to be a fault and since Ranma was with her and Happosai was off doing whatever it was he did it had to be the other pervert of the group.
"If I did something why would I still be here." Kazuma brow rose was he eyed the youngest Tendo. Clearly this girl had it out for him.
"Then shouldn't you have found everyone by now isn't your job to find people that magically disappear!"
"Lady we have two Masters of Chi here, they have the ability to sense everything that lives in a given area. If they can't find them then they are either to far away or neither has put in the effort to do it." Kazuma deadpanned as he thumbed to both of his teachers who looked away sheepishly.
"..."
Everyone froze for a moment as everyone stared at the Martial Arts Masters.
"YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYONE IS!?"
"Well yeah they're in that direction as well as about a hundred or so people. Actually the Guild did give out an open mission to look for a bunch of missing women that just up and disappeared while they were on vacation."
"Why didn't you say that earlier?!" Ryoga shouted getting into the woman's face. "Everyone has already gone missing
"Wait is that why you came here!?" Akane asked what kinda woman was this her sister was in danger and she knew something about it.
"Oh yeah kinda, that and smack Kazuma around." Ryouka said absentmindedly clearly unconcerned only to flinch as several eyes glared at her. "Don't look at me like that! The mission was for several disappearances across the continents so no one knew were to look."
"Which direction?" Ranma asked the faster they found Kasumi the less they have to worry about eating Akane's cooking.
Pointing to a direction with one hand while the other gave a so-so gesture. "Somewhere in that direction but it keeps flickering like the location keeps moving."
With that knowledge Ranma, Ryoga, Akane, Soun, Genma and Kuno rushed out the tent in the direction pointed leaving Kazuma who stared down both Cologne and Ryouka. "So any idea what were up against?"
The two Martial Arts Masters looked at the teen before turning to each other a smile gracing both their faces.
"Nothing you lot can't handle."
"More tea Alexandre?" Azuza asked as she poured the teapot into a cup held in the paws of a black cat who proceeded to lick at the cup. "How about you Béatrice?" she poured the tea into the cup to her as a pair of paws grabbed it.
"But I'm a boy." Maomolin the ghost cat said accepting the cup non the less.
In the time she's been here Azuza had made herself quite at home but Kazuma being gone and there was only so much she could deal with Mikado ment Asuza spent a lot of time with only Chiot who wasn't much for conversation. To curb the boredom she had raided Kazuma's closet grabbing a shirt (a black one that thanks to the size difference ended mid thigh with a ribbon wrapped around her waist) while not the cutest thing she ever wore it reminded her of Kazuma and that was good for now.
Finding Béatrice and inviting her and her kitty friends over was a good way to pass the time. They were cute, fun, cute, they all needed lots of cute names, cute and did she mention cute.
"Sugar?" the skater asked holding out a bowl full of sugar cubes completely ignoring the cats outburst.
"Y-Yes." still was not going how the ghost expected when he was invited over by a cute girl he believed he had found his new bride. But instead of a quite night between lovers she had invited not him but every cat in the area over for what sums up to a tea party. "Anything else I can do for you my bride?"
After only a moment Azuza almost jumped out of her seat before a fit of giggles washed over her. "Silly Béatrice Azuza can't be your bride because she'll be Kazi-kun's."
She reached over giving Chiot a headpat. "And Chiot is the ringbarer." Chiot now dressed as a fireman just rolled his eyes accepting the girl's response under duress.
"WHAT!" In that moment Maomolin slammed his paws down on the table. "How can you say that your suppose to be my bride! I won't let this chance slip ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
Any other thoughts were erased as Azuza reached up scratching the giant cat's ear. "Good Béatrice!" Azuza cooed as the other cats and Chiot's jaws dropped as the largest creature in the room was bested by something less than half his size.
Ranma stared down what could considered a child who claimed to be a prince with his entourage in tow.
"Y-Your a Prince?" Akane asked cause despite all the crazy things she's seen in her life someone claiming to be a prince is just impossible.
"Yes it is I am the ruler of Togenkyo Island Tōma Prince of Illusion , I and my compatriots have come to acquire woman in the local area in search of brides."
"BRIDES!"
"Illusion really?" Kazuma suddenly realizing why both Cologne and Ryouka were so causal about this whole thing.
The young Prince pointed to the last remaining young girl in the group. "You! You'll also be coming as a marriage candidates. If not then more drastic actions might be taken." Ominously the young Prince pulled out a gourd as one of his servants placed down a lobster. Pouring the contents on lobster the groups eyes widened as in a flash of light the lobster was turned into an oddly proportioned man.
"NO WAY!" Ranma, Genma, Ryoga, and Mousse cried surprised (completely forgetting the that curse mix not overlap) that the cure to there curses was so close. As a unit the four men charged at the Prince's began to glow light purple and he thrusts his left arm forward.
"Silence you fools!" Unleashing an invisible shock wave against the on rushing opponents. The force of which stopping the four in there tracks. At the same moment the young Prince drew is sword that actually had a light blue glow to it.
"MINE!" Kazuma thought his eyes sparkling as he eyed the glowing sword.
"Now feel the power of my Ultimate Attack Chaotic Mirage Attack!" Raising his sword to the sky the very earth began to move as a fire engulfed everyone in the area.
"RANMA!" Akane shouted as the Prince and his group formed glowing orbs that whisked away.
"Oh sure Akane not like anyone else was caught in the fire illusion but sure Ranma matters sssssooooo much more the then rest of us." Kazuma shouted back while the Ultimate Attack didn't hurt it kinda annoyed him that Akane cared so little for anyone elses heath. "Alright lest go..." Kazuma started only to see everyone else on the ground unconscious.
"You guys know it was an illusion right guys?...Guys?"
"Sonny Boy, Sonny Boy"
As Ranma regained consciousness he could hear a voice calling out to him.
"Let me try...SLAP Wake!...SLAP UP!" The shouting combined with the slapping woke Ranma up immediately. "ALRIGHT I'M UP!"
Seeing the heir to Anything Goes awake Ryouka promptly dropped him. "See Cologne just like Kazuma a few smack while you yell gets' em up everytime."
"What happened?" Jumping to his feet Ranma surveyed the area seeing he was the last one up Genma even holding a bucket that he was sure was filled with water. "I remember fighting that Toma brat then..."
"He put you down with illusions." Ryouka wiggled her fingers as she said the last part in a spookey tone.
"Ranma you were bested by a child, for shame boy after all the sacrifices I've made just for you to disappoint me so." Genma wiped his face of tears as he whined. "How will you face Aka-"
POW
So sad as he was he missed the punch to the back of the head via Ryouka sending the panda to the ground. "You only woke up first cause we mentioned food."
"Aka-Akane those jerks took her." Ranma quickly rushed to Ryouka grasping her shoulders. "You can sense their chi right? Where did they go."
Rather then respond the Master of Kazuma pointed in a direction that Ranma took off like a rocket.
"I'm gonna get that water if it's the last thing I do!" while there was no true cure Ranma at least had his priorities. Clearly those who've spent enough time in Nerima must lose a fe-several IQ points Genma, Ryoga, Mousse and even Kuno rushed in after the Saotome heir. Maybe it's something in the water.
Hearing this Cologne and Ryouka deadpanned as everyone else rushed in the same direction each screaming something about "curses, cures, and not hogging it all."
"Idiots, no wonder they can't get girls."
"Hopefully my new son-in-law will solve this, I'm to old to deal with all this nonsense."
"I'm not I just like making Kazuma do stuff, he might be an ass but when it's time to work he'll really put his back into it. Once stayed up for three days straight when we had to protect a sacred flame." Ryouka actually smiled fondly at the last one like a proud parent.
"So is that why your so adamant about the harem thing?"
"No your granddaughter needs someone who will be there for her." Corrected Ryouka getting a raised brow in response. "Ranma's never gonna come through, the boy is easily manipulated by honor, the Tendo's and even his own parents have no problem using that against him. Until the boy can do some self-reflection and find what he truly wants in this world he'll never be happy, I just hope he does it before someone gets pregnant."
Both of Cologne's brows shot into her hairline. "I had no ide-"
"Plus I got a bet with Kazuma when he'll wise up and pick a new girl." The redhead threw her arms behind her head smirking.
Both of the Amazon Matriarch's brows fell. "Oh..."
"Smart moneys on the big booty chef girl with legs for miles."
"Step 1. find the girl, Step 2. learn that Shockwave thing, Step 3 steal that sword and be known as Earth's first Jedi or Sith depending on how I'm feeling." Kazuma muttered to himself as he hid behind some bushes as several guards walked by.
"His Royal Highness just got back with another girl. I think with her there should be enough for everyone once he chooses a bride."
"Finally! Which one are you hoping to get I want a short one."
"I'm liking the ones from the last raid that tall girl with the long brown hair looked like one of those painting the Prince showed us."
"I hope I don't get the purple haired one she's pretty but when she woke up she took out 12 of us before the tranquilizer dart kicked in." One of the guards added shuddering at the memory. "I thought I woke her up when I brushed past her tying her up."
"Speak for yourself that girl is built." he gave a lecherous grin gesturing to her curves. "I wouldn't mind getting rough with her for a wife."
"Come on if we don't get to our posts before the Prince is ready we'll have the last pick of the woman." With that the guards ran off not noticing the someone following them.
"Holy Crap! Are these getting bigger."
"AIYA! Shampoo told Mercenary Girl let go!" The Amazon growled out. Behind the purplette was the Middle Tendo who was currently taking two big handfuls of the youngers girls massive mommy milkers.
The purple amazon's cheeks blushed as she struggled from the handsy brunette.
It was bad enough she was knocked out, kidnapped, and knocked out again and her new "sister wife" decided rather then wait for her to awake she instead got creative.
Nabiki winding her free arm back, before swinging it right for plump butt cheeks the flesh rippled painfully from the impact as her rather soft round cheeks jiggled profusely much to the shock and awe of the other kidnapped girls. She woke up instantly and even now could still feel the sting across her ass.
And now forced to change into dresses designed for a formal party Nabiki had taken to again "help" her get dressed.
As she continued to knead the purplette's fun-bags Nabiki she couldn't help comparing her own breasts to the Amazons. She knew between her and her sisters she had the biggest rack hell even in the school she was in the top five (only losing to Ranma's girl form desite knowing the truth about his curse the shortstacked redhead was always a top seller of photos to perverts and the walking wet dream of a new teacher Hinako) but this girl was not only bigger, somehow perkier, but they caved into her fingers without a lick of resistance as though they were made of jelly... damn Amazons were really a breed apart.
A naughty smile formed on the middle Tendo's face. "Oh come on we're harem sisters we need to be in touch with each other." she said giving Shampoo's erect light pink nipples a flick. "I think someone likes this." she smirked as she heard a light moan from the Amazon bombshell.
As this was going on Ukyo, Kasumi and Akane were watching the action. "You'd think Shampoo would just throw her off." Kasumi whispered to Ukyo who scratched her cheek in thought. Maybe she really is into this whole harem thing, might be an Amazon thing." Ukyo whispered back. Oh if only her Ranma-honey would do that to her. "Oh it's so nice to see those two becoming such good friends." Kasumi smiled as it seemed like her sister was finally getting ready to settle down. If only the same could said for her since Doctor Tofu left she hasn't seen much potential in a relationship. While Kazuma checked most of her boxes she knew they just wouldn't workout, maybe if he was little older.
"Nabiki cut it out your acting like that old pervert!" Akane shouted in protest why was her sister acting like this. It had to be something those Amazons did maybe using some magic spell on her. She watched as her sister completely ignored her as she continued squeezing and kneeding those giant, bouncey, firm, soft looki- Gah! Stay focus!
She swore ever since Kazuma showed up things have been going from bad to worse first he cheats his way into a win against Ranma. He sucker punches her. (And Ranma being a big baby of a jerk won't just get over the lose and instead completely ignores her focusing more training with Ryoga and Uyko.) He even somehow not only convinced Shampoo to join his harem along with that crazy skater girl but also pulling her poor sister into his web of lust.
"Don't listen to her." a familiar voice cried out all eyes turning to see Kazuma wearing one of the guards uniform. "This is the best entertainment I've gotten since I got here."
"Kazuma!" everyone shouted Shampoo using the distraction to free herself from Nabiki's grasp.
"About time you got here, any idea whats going on?" Nabiki asked only to notice Kazuma wasn't responding following his gaze Nabiki noticed that in freeing herself Shampoo forgot she was topless giving Kazuma the show of a lifetime. Both assets on either end of her bodacious, curvy body having their own jiggle fits as she moved to safety.
"SNAP, SNAP, SNAP! Pay attention Kazuma we'll play with the sexy Amazon later." Nabiki chided willingly ignoring the blushing sputtering Amazon muttering only one worthy can touch an Amazon while promptly got dressed. "We need to know what's going on."
"Not much to know this islands owed by a child prince trying to find a wife." Kazuma explained only to deadpan at the Yen notes forming in Nabiki's eyes. "Kid's like 12 and from what I've seen there are over a hundred girls here and I don't know what will happen to the losers." Smirking as Nabiki grin fell making sense as by her admission most guys fell for Akane, what is it with these guys falling for the meanest, angriest, snippiest of the Tendo sisters.
"Maybe a mommy complex." Looking at the now dressed Amazon. "So why are you girls just going along with this, don't tell me your planning to actually shoot your shot?"
"NO WAY!" Akane, Shampoo and Ukyo shouted arms crossed in a large X.
"Shampoo was about to go all womanhunter on these guys but we had to remind her most of us aren't Martial Artist so any conflict would result and heavy casualties." Nabiki said looking over to her Amazon 'friend' who just looked angry.
"Light weights." The purplette pouted only to eep at Nabiki gave her still exposed bottom a slap both her and Kazuma enjoyed watching the the twin moons wobble and jiggle like jello.
"Smart move if we had everyone we might be able to pull it off. But until then we're gonna play along until the kid shows back up." Kazuma gave the simpliest answer. Akane was about to open her mouth only for Kazuma to raise a finger. "It'll keep everyone safe and keep the guards off their game." he finished before Akane could criticize (i.e bitch and moan).
As everyone nodded (Akane did so reluctanly) Kasumi asked the question that's been on her mind since seeing the wayward adventurer. "Kazuma would you know where father and the others are?"
"Knowing those dumbasses they are just outside about to do something stupid." Kazuma said not knowing how right he was. "Let's just hope they don't burn anything down in the process. Fire can be a double-edge sword with escape plans."
"Are you sure she was one of the girl his highness told us to get?" a guard asked leaning on his staff thinking about the unconscious redhead that they found laying in a crater. When they went to investigate the strange explosion they didn't think they'd find another girl for the Prince and what a girl they found.
"She had to be his highness wanted the most beautiful to be a bridal candidate a looker like this must certainly be on his list of wife candidates!"
"And did you see the size of those thing! There huge like a pair of big bouncy balloons!" the last guard giggled prevertedly thinking about how endowed the redheads chest was only losing out to the Chinese girl they captured earlier. He was silently hoping the prince would choice another so he can get a chance. "And she's so short they look even bigger."
"I CAN HEAR YOUR!" a voice shouted from another room causing the guards to fumble as they attempted to scattered only to crash into each other.
"Man these idiots they act like they've never seen a girl before." Ranma grunted in annoyance standing in a room filled to the brim with dresses of every shape, size, color and type.
"To be fair sonny boy you do have that effect on people." Cologne said the Amazon matriarch though means no one could explain some how managed to sneak into the mansion inconspicuously. "Haven't seen someone turns this many heads since my own Great Granddaughter."
"GGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Ranma shouted in fear before quickly calming down. "Of course have you met me, I'm me." The Saotome heir said giving herself a wink in the mirror.
"So modest." Cologne thought. "Do to your lack of knowledge on the subject I'm assuming you'll need help getting dressed?"
"Thanks Granny I'm terrible at this stuff." Smiling brightly at the offer. She however missed Cologne giving the water transexual a weird look. "You've done this before?"
Maybe things between her Great Grandaughter and Kazuma really will work out.
"We fight now?" Shampoo asked clearly ready for a fight if her over one shoulder yellow dress with a slit on the left side going all the way up to her hip were any indication.
"Not yet, everythings going good just wait till the Prince guy shows up we subdue the guards so they can't use anyone as a hostage." Kazuma explained still in disguise as a guard.
"More to the left please." Nabiki ordered from the comfort of the couch Kazuma was holding moving it in said direction. "No to the right."
"Your enjoying this more then you should." Ukyo said from the couch opposite of the louging Middle Tendo.
The Middle Tendo gave a passive shrug. "Hey I'm just keeping up appearance just like adventure boy said. A little more into the sun, but not to much to get in my eyes."
Kasumi could only smile at the interaction Kazuma's eye twitched as he continued to carry around her sister, they were so cute together.
"Finally! I found you guys!" A voice shouted from a distance. Pushing through the crowd the group see non other then Ranma her unrealistically (Seriously how is that possible) long hair that fell past her waist done up with a bow. Wearing a shoulderless dress that hugged her curvy body it so tight it mashed against her perky, massive mounds putting them on full display. Her heavy tits threatened to pop out with every step she took in the hall. Completing the look like the other girls was a touch of make-up and jewelry.
Kazuma eyed his rival with an unreadable expression as he lowered the couch holding one of his three fiancées. "Are you sure Ranma's not getting a little to used to his curse?"
Nabiki smirked as she looked down from her louging position. "Why hoping for a chance to shoot your shot? Should I tell Shampoo and Azusa we have another sister to add to the harem?"
"Not even if you payed me." Kazuma responsed while a hot piece of ass Ranma's girl form was he knew what lied beyond the redhead. "I mean maybe he got this curse for a reason."
Before Nabiki could responsed the light was turned down as a voice began speaking through an intercom. Sarutoru from the top of the stairs held a microphone as a single spotlight fell onto him:
"WELCOME YOUNG LADIES ONE AND ALL FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME! ONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO COMPETE FOR THE CHANCE TO NOT ONLY BETROTHED TO THE TOGENKYO ISLAND'S PRINCE OF ILLUSIONS THE MIGHTY PRINCE TOMA AND BECOME QUEEN OF THIS ISLAND AND ALL THE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES TITLE INCLUDES!
At that moment the spotlight shifts over to the main door as the aforementioned Prince raises his hands to the sky cocky smirk covering his face as he shouted to his adoring(more confused then anything) crowd. "Now which one of you has what it takes to become my wife! In order to find out we shall but conducting a series of test to see who is most fit to stand by my side. Now let the games begin!"
Couch now on the ground Kazuma ducked leaned against it as he eyed both the Prince, his inner circle and the number of guards in the room:
"1 Prince, 3 Knights and 87 Guards, open area, could use the decorations for makeshift weapons and the guard don't look to smart so they might not take hostages. Not a lot to work with besides stealth takedowns between me, Ranma, Shampoo and Ukyo we should be able to take them out for the most part as long as we start from the outer guards working our way in. Heck Akane should be able to take out a few." With that thought in mind Kazuma turned to his group only to see Kasumi and Akane as the rest made their to compete.
Rubbing the bridge of his nose he focused his attention to the eldest Tendo with only a single word. "Where?"
"They wanted a closer look at the Prince. Well Shampoo, Ukyo and Akane did, Ranma was muttering about getting some of the water."
"Okay fine just as long as no one..."
"HEY YOU BRAT WHERE IS THE EXIT I REFUSE TO BE APART OF THIS. LIKE I NEED ANOTHER PERVERT TRYING SOMETHING WITH ME!" Akane shouted having enough of all this. This caused a domino effect as other girls started shouting outrage or balling their eyes out.
Seeing the guard begin to inch forward Kazuma knew stealth was no longer an option.
Throwing his arms up in frustration. "Screw it we're doing it now." Removing his guard uniform Kazuma walked over to the crowd placing two fingers in his mouth.
"PHWWWWWHHHT-PHWOOOOOOH!" Prince Toma raised an eyebrow as the crowd of girls dispersed as Kazuma calmly walked forward hands in his pockets just looking bored.
Toma glared down from his place at the top of the stairs. "You Cad! You dare interrupt while I am busy pursuing my future wife do you have a death wish." Reaching for his sword drawing it missing the hungry glance Kazuma gave the glowing blade.
Ignoring the young Prince Kazuma began talking. "Multiple cases of kidnapping, and since your an island is not part of Japan or China doing this on foreign soil which makes this an international incident." He listed the severity of this one crime he probably commited other but this was probably the worst. "That makes this a Guilde problem, making it my problem."
"We fight now?!" Shampoo asked again the Amazon looking even more eager as she cracked her knuckles.
Making his way up the steps Kazuma stopped mid-step before turning to the group turning his head slightly delivering a half smile. "Dips on the Prince."
Author's Note
Finally this one took longer then it should have. Anyway coming to the end maybe two more chapters after this.
