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Topic: I'm Done For!

In: Boards ► Fortune Lover ► Sorcier ► Maria's Estate ► Katarina's Brain

TimidKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Posted On Aug 25th 2021:

My fellow Katarinas, I come to say my goodbyes! Though we have managed to avoid the canon bad ends that would have plagued Katarina Claes, in my carelessness, I was unable to protect myself from my own bad end!

Yes, it happened. Despite all my work-from-home and distancing measures, I caught it! This afternoon, I lost taste in my tongue! My food is now as ashes, and my body is feverish. These are clearly not mild symptoms. I am not long for this world.

Everyone... it's been fun. Being Katarina Claes together with you all have been the best years of my life. Even though we were always so close to danger, I was never without hope, for you were all with me.

Good bye, my fellow Katarinas! Please delete my hard drive after dipping it in alcohol so non of you get infected to...

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►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Oh, for crying out loud Timid, this happens every time! I keep telling you, blow on the cup noodles first before sticking it into your mouth so you don't get burned! That's why you can't taste anything, you moron!

►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

This is why I always put an ice-cube in my after the three minutes are up. Really Timid, it's not that hard.

►Happy Katarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Ooh, is Timid finally going to ragequit playing Katarina Souls with us and be gone forever? Dibs on her chair when we finally start doing face-to-face meetings again!

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Fear not, friend Timid! I shall not let you die, for you are my dear sempai and elder! I shall make haste to journey to the distant land of Murika where, it is said, the dread disease of which all fear is but a myth, and people are free to walk about and consort without fear, for they have all received the magic potion that renders them immune to it's ravages!

►ChairwomanKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

I call dibs on the porn in her hard drive. She's got a lot of good stuff from before we got into Fortune Lover. Pretty sure she's got Campbell Oyakodon lewds.

►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Knight: So many things to say... but foremost, they're not accepting visa applications at this time, so you can't go.

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

CURSES! I have failed you, Timid-sempai! Idiot me! What good is a knight who cannot even sally forth to try and acquire the mystic elixir need to save my fellow Katarina! I am a failure! Dame Campbell should strike me down where i stand, for I am a disgrace!

►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

I don't think this is a 'striking down' offense, Knight. I mean, it's not like you struck down a whole temple full of younglings, right?

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

No, such failure cannot be tolerated! I must take my sword, get on my knees, and commit sudoku!

►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Knight: again, where to start... Isn't your sword made of wood, and doesn't have an edge?

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

I CANNOT EVEN COMMIT SUDOKU PROPERLY!

►ChairwomanKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Knight, if you're feeling... unwell... we have a sticky post full of contact information for you to look at. It's the one that reads 'KatarinaBattles Mental Health Resources'

►TimidKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

I'M FINE! I'M FINE! My sense of taste magically returned once I shoved a chocolate up my nose! Please don't be so hard on yourself, Knight! You're my favorite!

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Timid-sempai? Thank goodness... you're all right... my failure didn't kill you after all...

►TimidKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Yes, I'm totally okay! So you don't have to feel bad!

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Alas, it is too late... I can feel it... the darkness inside is devouring my mind... what purpose, what point do I have if I am not needed to save...?

►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Shit, is she going Hollow?

►ChairwomanKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

The Mental Health Resources! Look at the Mental Health Resources! It's the sticky post!

►Yamada Tae (Verified Katarina) (Verified Legendary) (Verified Zombie) (Verified Idol) (Number Zero) (Verified Franchouchou)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Rarghe.

Rar!

(LINK)

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

What... is this? That music... those words... I can feel them, filling me with hope and determination to live on!

►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Wait, SHE'S STILL HERE?

►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Wait, THAT OMAKE IS CANON FOR US?

►Yamada Tae (Verified Katarina) (Verified Legendary) (Verified Zombie) (Verified Idol) (Number Zero) (Verified Franchouchou)

Replied On Aug 25th 2021:

Ranshosho!

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