Annie, Reiner and Willy were rolling out in their green, black and yellow Formula 1 cars in pursuit of Glasgow, but suddenly, they were interrupted by the sound of a bank alarm.

"Sorry, but Glasgow's going to have to wait." Annie warned the group. "We can't let the bank get robbed, fuck Glasgow."

"Glasgow is why we're here!" Reiner argued. "We don't want to forget our top priority."

"Yes, but as the Power Titans, it is our responsibility to fight crime, so shut up and follow me." Annie led the team to the Bank of San Viento. They kicked open the doors, and they found that the bank was being robbed by three sexy ladies. One was Marleyan with long wavy blonde hair and gold hoop earrings, the other was an Eldian redhead with her hair in a bun, wearing sunglasses and silver diamond earrings. The last was an indigenous Eldian with brown skin and long straight black hair and wearing silver thin hoop earrings. All three were dressed in black leather jackets with a red heart in the style of a Wile E Coyote-like bomb on the back, white and red corset tops, their belly buttons showing, black leggings and black and red heeled biker boots.

"Bombshell Bunch, squad up!" The busty blonde announced.

"Jamie!" The blonde announced.

"Evelyn!" The redhead announced.

"And me, I'm Nicole, y'all!" The brown skinned woman said in a slight ghetto Brooklyn accent.

"Hand over the money, sugar!" Jamie tried to seduce the male teller.

"Sure, take all the money you want and let me save some so I can buy you a nice romantic dinner, hmm?"

"Aww, you're so sweet, handsome!" She blushed and kissed the teller, and he handed Jamie the money. Annie pulled out her Titan Blaster and pointed it at Jaime.

"Put the money down and no one gets hurt!" Annie ordered.

"You wouldn't hurt a woman this sexy, would you?" Reiner started to fall in love.

"Hey Jamie, can we leave this place and go for bubble tea?" Reiner started to woo Jamie while Annie facepalmed.

"Cheat on me again and I will take everything in the divorce." Annie threatened. Willy jumped to Nicole.

"You're under arrest, chocolate lady!" Nicole punched him.

"I find that racist!" Nicole complained. "The Power Titans are misogynist and racist!" The Power Titans walked away in shame.

Back at the hideout, they were watching TV, when suddenly a commercial came on the air. The commercial showed an island and the Bombshell Bunch parading on the beach.

"Wanna Bombshell, don't you wanna Bombshell!" They chanted. They were selling the Bombshell Energy drink. They appeared parading it to a patient in a hospital, on a football field, and breaking through a movie theater screen to sell it.

"Bombshell Energy, the energy of a BOMB. Prohibited in Tecnus and Leorio." The announcer said before the commercial was over. Annie switched off the TV.

"Dammit, they have their own merch now?" The Power Titans hotline rang. Reiner answered it.

"Holy ass crackers, the San Viento Jewelry store just got robbed!" Annie, Reiner and Willy went on it. When they arrived at the jewelry store, it was the Bombshell Bunch again.

"You again?" Reiner shrieked. "You may have gotten off before, but you won't get away so easy this time." Reiner drew his Titan sword. "I am going to cut you hoes down to size!" Evelyn slapped Reiner.

"Don't call me that, sexist pig!" Evelyn was mad. "You only have a wife because she uses internalized misogyny, just like that Pink lady with her song Stupid Girls."

"I do not!" Annie shrieked. Evelyn tilted her head towards the attendant and lowered her sunglasses, revealing her shiny green eyes.

"Hello, boys." She said in a seductive tone. She broke the jewelry case with her bare fist and stole a pearl necklace, putting it around her neck.

"Bae, you can take all the jewelry you want, and get rid of those pesky Power Titans, please?"

"Will do!" She sprayed her red perfume that put the Power Titans to sleep.

Hours later, the Power Titans woke up, seeing the jewelry store empty.

"We're closing for the night; you best leave now." The attendant told the Power Titans. They left the store, headed back home in their Formula 1 cars.

"I'm hungry." Willy told Annie and Reiner. "It's almost dinnertime."

"Why not get fast food to eat." Reiner agreed. Annie looked around the city, seeing billboards for Bombshell Bunch Bombshell Coke, Bombshell Bunch Beauty essentials, and even Bombshell Bunch dolls for the little girls. There were brick and mortar stores that were dedicated to selling Bombshell Bunch merch from T shirts, mugs, keychains, and more.

"Let's stop at Taco Bell!" Annie suggested. They stopped at Taco Bell.

"Welcome to Taco Bell!" The attendant told the heroes. "Would you like to try our Bombshell Blast Freeze?" The Power Titans ran for the door, unwilling to accept the collab.

"Ok, how about Burger King!" They ran for Burger King, but the cashier asked about the Bombshell Burger. The Power Titans proceeded to KFC, but the cashier asked about the Spicy Bombshell Chicken. Then the Titans ran for McDonalds, and they were selling Bombshell Bunch Figurines in the Happy Meals.

"Well, there's only one place left to go." Annie thought of an idea. "They can't merchandise collab us in a non-merchandise collaborating establishment, that is Chick-Fil-A, the Paradis Island of fast-food chains!" They headed to Chick Fil-A and decided to order some nuggets and waffle fries. When Willy was sipping on his Sprite, he overheard some people talking about the Bombshell Bunch going to hit the museum.

"The!" Willy gasped.

"What?" Reiner answered.

"The Bombshell Bunch are robbing the museum!" Willy told Annie and Reiner.

"We're on it!" The Power Titans dashed away, heading to the museum.

When they arrived at the museum, the Bombshell Bunch had stolen paintings of the Founding Fathers of Arcadia, the statues of Ymir, and even a portrait of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.

"Give back the items you stole!" Annie yelled.

"Or what?" Evelyn assumed her battle stance.

"Or we'll take you to prison!" The Power Titans used their stun grenades and knocked out the Bombshell Bunch. They stowed the Bombshell Bunch in their cars and took them to prison. On the ferry to Alchemy Island, the police officer was turned on by the sight of the ladies.

"Hello gorgeous!" The officer gasped.

"We caught the bad girls! Take them away!" Annie pleaded.

"Sorry, but I only accept criminals, not hookers." The guard did not think of them as criminals by their appearance.

"But they're evil!" Reiner begged.

"Sorry, this is a prison, not a strip club." The officer rejected the Bombshell Bunch. "Take these hookers out of my sight." Afterwards, the Bombshell Bunch woke up and began more heists by the minute. They robbed a 103 Gas station, a 12/7 gas station and food mart, a betting shop called Tracked, and a liquor store called Havoc Liquor. After robbing everywhere they could find, the Bombshell Bunch got bored.

"All this robbing is making me tired." Nicole said moaningly.

"Maybe we could stop somewhere and rest." Evelyn looked at what appeared to be a hotel.

"How about we check in here." Jamie had an idea to check in. However, when they got to the hotel, it was not a hotel. There were shelves with comic books and merchandise all over. There were statues of Batman, Superman, and Spiderman as well as some Star Wars figurines perched on shelves. The customers were 30 something virgins who were sad nerds that used the place as their hangout spot. A 30-year-old man with brown hair and glasses wearing a fedora and a trench coat noticed the girls.

"Hey look, hot babes at 12 o'clock!" The man pointed at the Bombshell Bunch. They swarmed the girls like angry bees, begging the girls to be their girlfriends, chirping and wailing.

"You're so beautiful, dear ladies! OMG, I want you so badly! Perhaps we can leave this place and go for coffee! Maybe we could exchange phone numbers!" They babbled and babbled, but the Bombshell Bunch were no match for their constant odor of Axe Body spray and old Cool Ranch, crowding them like a fire hazard.

"Well, I guess having to smell the 30-something nerd virgin odor and be cornered by a whole bunch of them is enough punishment, don't you say?" Reiner asked.

"Yea." Annie replied. "Looks like at least someone is losing their virginity there." Annie had spoken too soon, because as the Power Titans were leaving, the Bombshell Bunch were getting railed by the comic book nerd virgins, losing their virginity and turning into Chads. So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Power Titans, and by the nerd community who were considered fools when this is set, but as of the time of writing, nerd culture is mainstream, hell yeah!

Author's Note: Tecnas is obviously based on Texas. However, Leorio is based on Florida.