Hey everyone, sorry for being late. Here's an all new RWBY React story about everyone's favorite blonde knightly goober!

Real original, I know, but I got this idea from reading several other similar stories and since I'm constantly brainstorming new concepts while I'm at work (since I'm ALWAYS FUCKING THERE!) I decided to do this to get them all out of my head and for everyone to enjoy. As well as see what sticks.

Now for time reference, this story takes place during a school-break in between the Dance at Beacon and before the Vytal Festival. Granted to them to give the students time to rest and prepare for the upcoming tournament. The Breach had been a particularly harrowing experience.

Now to the story!

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It was evening and for various reasons the girls of Team RWBY were NOT having a good day. For Weiss, she just got dumped by Neptune in favor of some harlot with full breasts and an empty head. Probably. To be fair, she had already seen some of the cracks in their new relationship but had done nothing to solve it. And now, she was freshly single again. After a full week of dating.

Blake was having trouble finding her copy of the latest addition to her beloved NInja's of Love and was fairly convinced Zwei was napping on top of it. She dared not wake the sleeping demon in the event it was not involved in her precious smu-err... "Adult literature's" mysterious disappearance.

For Ruby, poor Ruby, their sweet, amazing and awesome leader was currently suffering. She had it the worst right now. Shark week. Nobody was dumb enough to mess with the 15 year old prodigy during that time of the month. The worst part? It was right on her birthday. Only one who could approach her without being torn to bits was currently down in the Emerald Forest. Likely trying to avoid such a fate right now. Without him, no-one was safe from her temper.

Oh well, at least she found this book about ninjas laying around...

Yang was bored. That was it. Simply bored. Her latest favorite teasing victim was currently out on an extra credit assignment, and the rest of his team weren't around at the moment. Speaking of...

This was a pretty piss poor day for Nora Valkyrie. It started well enough, a nice breakfast of pancakes, and that's when everything went downhill. Renny. Her Ren-Ren. That was when that blue haired guy with a fear of water showed up and ruined everything. By asking Ren out for a date. Her Ren. Her best friend aside from her fearless leader and the maker of the world's greatest pancakes. Surely what's-his-face knew Renny was a guy. Right? Besides. He was dating Jaune's crush anyways. RIght? This was a joke. It had to be.

It wasn't.

Nora fully expected her Renny-bear to turn him down or something. There was no way Renny would even say yes. Beacon's legendary bomber watched as the unthinkable happened.

Lie Ren looked down, and was a stammering and stuttering mess, with a face as red as Ruby's hood. Considering his Semblance, such a thing should not have been possible. And yet it happened. Eventually that man-thief got his answer, and one of Nora's greatest nightmares had become reality.

Ren.

Said.

Yes.

Hence, the reason Nora was currently still sitting in the cafeteria with half a cold pancake and her teamate, Pyrrha, trying to console the poor girl. All with a single word reverberating throughout her mind.

What?

Everyone was so caught up in their own worlds that no-one noticed the rifts in their reality opening up behind them to suck them up like a vacuum.

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A being with chocolate brown hair cascading over his shoulders and back, dressed in silken robes of blue and silver watched as the inhabitants of Universe 7991 Timeline 1 in Multiverse Sector 777A went about their day.

"Looks like a rough day for them. Maybe something to watch will help..." And with a wave of his hands, he transported himself to his Library, and opened up a few portals to summon some guests.

Seven recliners, seven portals, and seven people.

The cries and squeals of surprise sounded off as the host's guests landed in their respective seats. Unarmed of course.

The man calmly waited for his guests to settle.

"Yang! Where are we!?"

"I don't know!"

Or maybe not.

"Ahem."

All present silenced and turned towards the presence they shared the room with. Nobody moved.

"Allow me to introduce myself, I am called Laughing, and I have brought you all here to my Library. Don't worry, no harm shall come to you here and I've already taken the liberty of clearing up Ms. Rose's red rage. The purpose for your presence? I'm in the mood for some company and would like to entertain you all and myself with some visual stories from the multiverse about a certain and very special friend of yours. Now, any questions?" The being now known as Laughing began.

All at once a cacophony of voices questioning him arose and were drowning each other out.

Without raising his own voice. "One at a time, please, one at a time..." Laughing requested. The voices silenced and one hand was raised by one Lie Ren in his pajamas.

"Yes?"

"How did we get here?" He asked.

"I opened up a few dimensional rifts to bring you here, and by the way, would you like to return to your usual apparel?" Laughing answered and offered.

"Yes please." And with that, Ren was in his usual clothing.

"Next?"

Weiss raised hers. And Laughing nodded in her direction.

"How do we know you're not going to hurt us?" She asked.

"And what did you do with our weapons?" That was Ruby. Who had just noticed everyone present was unarmed. What was she to do without her baby if this guy needed a butt kicking?

"If I wanted to harm any of you, I would have already done so by now. And as for your weapons, I have left them in their lockers at your school." Laughing answered. "And before anyone asks, I am, for lack of a better term, something akin to a God for the likes of you. My job is to observe and catalogue a section of the Multiverse as well as make sure things are running as smooth as possible."

"And why should we believe you?" That was Yang.

"Do you not see my eyes are literal balls of green fire?" The entity countered.

"Fair enough." The blonde shrugged. It was true.

Blake's turn. "Is there any chance we can be sent back home?"

"Yes. You may leave any time you wish. The door is right over there." Laughing gestured towards a door in the room with a big exit sign over it. "But I do recommend staying around if for nothing other than to stave off your boredom. That, and a day in my realm is roughly a minute in yours. Unless I decide otherwise. Snacks, and drinks of any kind shall be provided. The ladies bathroom is behind the door on the left of the exit while the men's is on the right."

Huh, that was rather considerate of their captor. No, not a captor, he is their host.

"There are more of you?" That was Pyrrha.

"Indeed, we moniter the multiverse. Each of us have a near infinite number of realities in which we are in control of. Most of which tend to focus on a singular being and their place within their universe. We're not too different from you mortals, aside from our nigh-omnipotence in our parts."

"So who is the most important mortal in your multiverse?" Nora asked.

Laughing raised an eyebrow and stroked his beard. "Who among your friend group is missing right now?"

"Jaune... He's the guy you are looking out for?" Nora answered then questioned.

"Indeed. Many multiverses revolve around him, his choices and decisions. In fact, he-" Laughing was cut off by an arrogant snort.

"This is a joke, right? You're telling us that dunce is actually good for something?"

Laughing shot a glare at the Ice Queen. As did many who did not appreciate her dismissive attitude of their friend. She immediately shut her mouth.

Off to the side of Laughing was a screen that came to life showing Jaune bisecting a grimmified Weiss with what appeared to be an upgraded Crocea Mors.

"He's good for a lot actually." Laughing retorted.

Another scene showed Jaune talking to Neptune at Beacon's dance. Convincing the blue haired boy to dance with a very sad Weiss.

"Oh." Was the heiress's eloquent response.

"As I was saying before being rudely interrupted, your reality's Jaune has a rather important role to play very soon. Now, who wants to watch something fun?" Laughing asked as the lights in the Library dimmed and the screen came to life once more.

"I'm sure it will be thrilling."

AND CHAPTER!

And yes, I made Ren gay in this universe. Its for some drama. Deal with it.

Just so you guys know, I will be open to suggestions for universes. Just leave them in reviews. If you have a story you want me to cover that you wrote yourself, I would be happy to take a stab at it. Probably.

Anyone got any guesses for what's next?