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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 24
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: Bleiss/Sun
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all)
It's been a while since we've checked on their stories…
Weiss could barely believe it's been a bit over a year since they ended up in this world, but she wouldn't change a thing about it. She did find the humor that the criminal world would somehow fix her family situation. She never thought she could be fully civil with her father, but she was.
She sat up in bed gazing over at the family photos as her lover was still sleeping. Winter was soon to be married to Briggs, Whitley was seeing someone, and even her father found someone. As for her mother, Weiss was surprised she ended up doing film. Bleiss even retired from crime…and got together with Sun.
"Mornin', Weiss. You know what today is?" Konner asked as he woke up.
Weiss looked at her phone.
"Halloween Day…and Ruby's birthday." Weiss remarked. "Well that's a day off work…"
Weiss laid back in her bed eager to get some more sleep. They had all already celebrated last night with a party at midnight. Though from the look on Kon's face, she wasn't going to get that….and she was not complaining at all.
A few hours later, Blake and Yang would roll out of bed at Yang's place. Given the clubbing they did last night, both wanted to sleep in.
"So Yuki's supposedly a got a gift for Ruby that'll have her all over him?" Blake asked as she and Yang were having breakfast.
"Yeah, and I'm not even mad. Because it's exactly what Ruby would want." Yang said pouting a bit. "I know that Yuki was going to get her pants eventually."
"Whole team." Blake joked.
"Honestly, Ruby's not exactly innocent anymore. She's been…." Yang said looking uncomfortable. "Using toys. I walked in on her getting off to some…porn on her computer."
Blake looked unfazed only to explain that she bought the vibrator for Ruby as a favor to her. Yang glared at Blake, but then smirked.
"So about Sun and Bleiss…"
"Fuck you." Blake sharply.
"You did already." Yang sniped as Blake facepalmed. "By the way, you need to put your back into it more."
The on and off ultimately came to an end, and Blake had to accept that Sun was seeing someone else. She just wished it was not Bleiss of all people. She supposed it was a good thing that Bleiss left the team because Blake was seriously debating putting a bullet in her head at one point.
"Hard to believe it's a year since we became criminal rouges." Yang said before her phone rang.
She answered to hear Ruby and wished her a happy birthday before asking what the plan was.
"Yuki's coming over to take me for my present, I'm so excited." Ruby said giddy. "Do you have any idea what it is?"
"Not telling." Yang remarked. "Later."
She hung up.
"So, what exactly is it?" Blake said as before Yang told her. "Oh…yeah, she'll be putty in his hands."
~GTR~
Ruby was already dressed and ready as Yuki came to pick her up in his Grotti Furia. She slid in as he drove off for the highways and all the way out into the desert. He focused on the road, but he did sneak glances as the red dress Ruby wore.
"Here we are." Yuki said before the hidden metal door opened up.
He drove in as the metal closed behind him while he parked.
"What exactly is this?" Ruby asked as they got out.
"Ruby, I know you love guns. So, I wanted to get you something that'll foster that love…by giving you your own gunrunning operation." Yuki remarked.
The stars in her eyes were back in full force as Yuki got a caddy to drive Ruby around the massive place to give her a tour of it.
"I had it all paid out thanks to your agent friend. Office for you to run Disruption Logistics, research/manufacturing area, shooting range, and a bunker vehicle workshop. I had the décor done to your liking." Yuki said as he drove her around. "Even a few gun lockers."
Ruby was silent simply taking it all in, excited at what she could do. Then he showed her to her new personal quarters where she saw it. Crescent Rose hung up on a rack in its sniper form.
"I had it readjusted that it could use regular bullets. I've been maintaining it the whole time. Figured you'd want your real sniper back in your hands." Yuki said gently. "Happy birthday, Ruby."
Ruby simply put her old sniper on the desk before taking Crescent Rose transforming back into his scythe form and back. She missed having it on her. And with it in her Gun Wheel…she felt at peace.
"This is the best gift you could have given…I missed Crescent Rose. Not that I'm downplaying the bunker, that's also a really cool gift. But I'm wondering about the upkeep." Ruby said as Yuki lifted her chin.
"Don't worry about it. You and your team have more than enough work with me for me to say you've paid your debts. I'm giving you control of this bunker as a sign I want us to go into business together. I just wanted to give you your birthday first before I give the news to the others…"
He tossed her the ring of keys making it officially hers.
"Wait, there's one bit of debt I have to you before we're officially square." Ruby said with a teasing look. "After all, 'whole team'. But you can have some of that coffee after dinner tonight."
"That's fine, you should celebrate with your team." Yuki remarked before going for the door. "But you are you going to some real estate in the countryside given your new endeavor."
"Before you go…"
Yuki was tossed a cloth lump, and he realized it was Ruby's panties. A blushing Ruby give him a subtle gesture before saying something that got him to stay.
"How about an appetizer?"
~GTR~
Unlike Team Breakaway, the Speedrun crew had gotten out of being considered indebted to the Twilight Corporation a bit sooner. And that was due to Nora owning a hangar running her own smuggling operation. It had been a surprise to everyone else when Nora announced she had bought a hangar and was going into business with Ron. It had started small but grew rapidly to where she had her hangar installed in Fort Zancudo's largest available hangar. Given Trevor's departure to LS to become a 'lifestyle coach' out of all things, it was like Trevor never left with Nora around.
"Ron." Nora said as she came out of her hangar's living quarters. "Did you get some of those MREs?"
"Yes, boss." Ron said before giving her a cup of coffee. "Just like you want us. Full of cream and sugar."
She drank it up as Ron went over the plans.
"Wait, today's is Ruby's birthday. Cancel my plans for today at least…I want to host a BBQ for the birthday girl. You only turn 18 once." Nora said before calling her up.
She'd get Yuki to answer her phone.
"Where's Rub-"
Nora could see sucking sounds.
"Damn, already got her on your dick already. Whole team at last." Nora crassly mused. "I want to host a BBQ this afternoon at my place in Paleto."
"Sure, we'll be there…." Yuki said with a groan. "I'll make sure to bring something."
He hung up.
"Ron! You got the day off…you can join me and the others at the birthday BBQ if you want." Nora offered.
"Sure, but I got to do my radio hour first." Ron responded before taking his leave.
Nora would fly, using her TPI Frogger, finding it freeing to be in the air. The helicopter was a gift from Trevor on her birthday and she cherished it greatly. She did miss him, but she knew he was happy…being a lifestyle coach in LS. She giggled at the thought before landing near the Sandy Shores Airfield to switch to her motorcycle, her upgraded Akuma . Over the year, Speedrun wound up moving over to Paleto Bay. Slowly at first, but fully once Trevor took off for LS. Jaune and Estelle were still together with Jaune being a chapter president of a biker gang, the Arknights, with Durand as his vice president, Marylin as his SGT at Arms, and Oscar as a Treasurer. Nora was proud to be a part of it, but liked having an operation she can wholly call her own. Plus, in a way, she aided her gang in moving their products of weed and coke. She pulled up to the clubhouse parking the bike in the garage before going upstairs.
"Jaune, I-"
Nora's words halted to see a familiar face which she immediately ran to hug.
"Hey Nora…I see you got inked up a lot." Ren remarked before hugging her back.
"Damn it, you could stand to call more often." Nora said before looking over at Taliana. "And how are you?"
"Good…me and Ren are back in town for Ruby's birthday." Taliana mused as Nora let go of Ren.
"Nora, what's up?" Jaune asked.
"Did you forget it Ruby's birthday? Because we need to celebrate with a BBQ!" Nora boisterously exclaimed. "Yuki's keeping the birthday girl busy, so we need to get it set up."
"So, are we actually going to pay for the liquor or are we just going to steal it?" Oscar asked.
Several of them laughed at that.
~GTR~
A few hours later…
Yuki supposed it was obvious why himself and Ruby were last to arrive given his unkempt and relaxed look. Regardless, everyone had shown up at Nora's place to celebrate Ruby's birthday in style with good food and music. Ruby would join her teammates who were all giving him the side-eye.
"What? You guys did it too." Ruby sheepishly remarked before getting a beer.
"Nope, can't drink that yet." Yang teased, taking that away from her. "Drinking age here is 21."
"Fuck that, it's not like we're law abiding citizens." Ruby said, snatching it back.
"I'm just teasing, Rubes." Yang said mirthfully. "We're all adults here. So how was it?"
"The bunker? It was amazing, everything I needed for my operations. He even returned to be Crescent Rose." Ruby said dreamily content.
"A bunker?" Weiss asked.
"It's to develop guns and do gunrunning shit." Yang explained.
"Oh, I see…you probably had your panties down to thank him." Weiss playfully remarked before taking some tequila. "How was that?"
"Don't be crass, Weiss." Ruby snarked. "It was good…I was pissed Yang kept me doing it for so long."
"I had to for the sake of my mental health and the law. I know we break the law even, but we can't exactly dodge that one." Yang explained gently. "But you may be an adult now, but you still my little sister."
"Ladies."
Ivory came up to them before taking off her sunglasses.
"I have to say that you've done an impressive job this year, so much so that Yuki's determined that your debts are paid. In term, 30% of that money will be returned to you and you're officially recognized as partners of Twilight Company." Ivory mused. "So I'm still your boss but you don't have that debt hanging over your heads. And I got a gift for you."
"A whipping session?" Blake asked as Ivory lightly smacked back of her head.
"No, a vacation. All expenses paid to go down to Puerto Rico. I figured you'd love a penthouse to have a week to enjoy yourselves in the tropical sun. I'd send you down to Leonida, but…I have a feeling you guys need time out of the States for a bit. So see me tomorrow and we can make arrangements." Ivory smoothly said before going to another group to mingle.
"Happy birthday, Ruby." Bleiss remarked approaching with Sun.
"Hey…Sun and Bleiss." Blake said trying not to sound sour.
Bleiss's present was paying her gym membership for another year not that Ruby minded given it was one less expense.
"Ruby!"
"Uncle Qrow!" Ruby yelled rushing over to hug him.
"Wait, you're an agent?" Yang asked as Qrow rolled his eyes.
"Not on duty." Qrow grumbled. "Tai would have come, but he's at the hospital with Raven. Food poisoning."
"Which restaurant?" Ruby asked.
"Don't worry about it, I already got it handled." Qrow said ruffling her hair.
"Well here's to it, a toast to Ruby." Yuki said aloud.
"To Ruby!"
There were times when Ruby missed her old life…but despite the danger and chaos…she wouldn't change it for the world. A world without Grimm was a nice place to live after all.
(A/N: And here it is, my conclusion to this miniseries. Or really, more like a soft ending point, if I feel I can return, I just might. However, for now, this miniseries is done. Yes, there will be a timeskip for RWBY Crossing, but I'm not completely done with one yet.)
