Episode 2: Tatakae! Ultraman!

Written by Trung and Newbie

A birthday release for all.


[Fuyuki city]

"And then after that punch! He just stood there menacingly! After that he gave us… A thumbs up! I heard that it's the symbol a-a-a Penis in ancient time! Does that mean he wants to mate with us!? Well that's not bad I-" before she can make it any weirder the man interviewing her held out his hand "Ok I think I heard enough… So listen, did you take any photos of him?" "Urm… no?" "Ok great now I need you to look right here and" blink with a flash the woman eyes glazed over as the man continue "Ok thank you for attending your local checkup please head out"

As the last of them left the man stood up and went behind to smoke, he felt like he's gonna need it for the disaster that is coming up. Something tells him that this won't be the last time we see this being again. His guts tell him that this is only the beginning of something new, a new er-

"Long day eh?" His comrade asked sitting on a chair to recline "I wish we never released those phones, make the job 10 times harder"

"Yeah but slightly more convenient- how is damage control?"

"Good… Well aside from those affected by a coma. Some of the medic guy called it a… Complete neuro overload. Anyway some image and video were released onto the internet, course we tried to install some anti-memetic to superimpose on it… But…"

"But what? Aren't the anti-memes supposed to make people forget it?"

"It's hard to explain - my cousin is in the IT department and he say that the photo somehow… Neutralize the anti-memetic"

"So… The entity has some memetic abilities?"

"No but more like… The anti-memetic doesn't have any effects on him – We're trying to scramble the IP and delete the photos with a web crawler but the image already circulated across japan. It's like trying to erase the sun in my opinion"

"What?"

"Kid… The sun is so bright that even the smallest of dust can be illuminated – The sun gives our sky a color, our planet life, and our rainbows color – we can't simply hide it brilliance"

"… Job getting to you man? Maybe it's time to retire U… Now… How did those people get into a coma"

"They aren't in a coma. Or at least from what those medic people said… Here take a look at this G"

U said as he took his phone out to show G. "The image was taken from a brain scan from one of the priest, an Executor, and he was the only one who was 'awake'"

"Awake? He was mumbling shit like 'God is dead'!? What a pious priest right?"

"Haha, very fun G. But listen, this is what he saw" U said as he begun to play the video. First was the beam-o-clash then suddenly, the image begun to warp as it collapse upon itself, the edge of sight warping as the center was inverted from right to left. Then it went blank.

"I am sorry what was that?" G asked as U begun to explain "Ok here is a paper" U said as he took a paper and drew some stuff "Imagine this paper is all your life, all you can see, then suddenly it turns and twist" U begun to fold the paper more as he press his hands together "The center of the paper turns as the sides and edge warps until suddenly" the paper was ripped when it reached the middle "The image was turned 90 degrees to it side. You see our perception of a 3 dimensional reality is fundamentally 2 dimensional in the fact that we ourselves are merely taking in the 1 dimensional light rays bounced off of the 3 dimensional geometry of the items as our brain filled the information gap with depth. That's how we fundamentally perceive the universe around us. A 4 dimensional being would just see information instead, but if it were to see our surrounding the way we humans saw it… It would ultimately snap since its brain is so used to a 4 dimensional view point that it cannot comprehend anything lower than itself." U said as he got up and G realized what he was talking about "So when their world view was inverted…" U continued his sentence "They saw, for but an instant, a dimension that was lower than them… Not 2D or even 1D… But rather they saw the Gap… Void, an Absence of what is supposed to be there. Their brain could not and will not comprehend it, they were fortunate to only see it for a single instant, but that mere instant is an instant too much."

"Their brain tried to fill the gaps of nothingness…"

"… Listen G, don't try to think about it too much. We got a meeting with the second owner and a representative of the Vatican soon. God I hate meeting with pedos and Assholes"

"Hell yeah, hey! Lets go get some Ramen… It's on me!"

And so the 2 man in black got up and walked to the local ramen shop – The end (What a happy story – can't say the same for our protagonist)


[Australia, Sydney]

"Urg…" it has been 12, 15 If we count time zones, hours since I fought Goldilocks, that's his name now since I can't pronounce his name correctly "Money please, help a poor kid?" Immediately afterward I flew to a random location, and landed in Australia… Well to be precise I landed a bit off away in the middle ocean away at Norfolk Island as I had to swim afterward. I had no passport, no money, and most of my clothing were ruined during the initial crash landing meaning that I was almost naked when I arrived.

Fortunately, I found a clothing store nearby and 'borrowed' some clothes, I will pay them back later but for now I am on the street and begging for money. I haven't eaten or drank anything for a long time yet I don't feel thirsty or anything. It's like my body no longer function on food and water, I suppose that make sense as you don't really see an Ultraman eating anything.

But, he supposed that us what he should have expected that when he was dropped into this world to become its savior… But that… Thumbs up from earlier… Urgh… he should have said something alongside it like "My name is Ultraman, I am a being of light that comes from the Land of Light Nebula M78, who has come to this planet to protect humanity from threats beyond their understanding" or a simple "It's ok" would have suffice…

'!' I noticed something off my eye – someone being assaulted by 3 other guys.

"HEY Bastard!" I shouted as I ran up and leapt in between the group "Leave him alone!" I look back at the old man, he seems to have been on the street for a long time "You alright!". The 3 people (lets call them Bastard A, B, C for now) "Oi, blimey mate, its just some homeless vagrant" (That's not how Australian people speak, I was there like 2 days ago... Maybe they international?) Bastard A said as he look down on Ide – he doesn't seem like that much of a threat, especially with his numerical disadvantage "Why don't you leave us alone and we can pretend this never happen"

"heh, an Ul- urm… " Ide started but quickly stopped as he kinda didn't want to expose his secret identity

"What hero?" Bastard B asked "Hey guys, this kid seems to think he's some sort of hero! Like Superman!" All the 3 Bastard laugh as Ide started to get annoyed – and so very lightly he begun to bring his fist out "What you gonna do eh? Punch me" bastard A asked but Ide retorted "nah… I am gonna flick you" and with a flick of his finger – Bastard A was sent flying into the trash heap as the other 2 Bastard looks surprised "…Get him!"

(FIGHT!)

B and C tried to punch Ide but he simply grabbed B arm as with a light twist he broke the bones whilst simultaneously Ide pushed out his leg to trip C – C punch landing on B face – knocking the 2 out as they lied screaming.

"You bastard!" A shouted (Ironic I know) as he went up to Punch Ide but Ide merely grabbed A outreaching arm and used that momentum to Judo flip him onto C – C is now lying beneath A with several broken ribs.

"Ey… Watch out for strangers ok?" Ide merely said to the homeless man as he gave him 5 bucks before Ide ran away and leapt over the buildings.

Another great things about being Ultraman is enhanced capabilities like in the anime with Shinjiro. But the most exaggerated was Kurenai Gai or Ultraman Orb seeing as he could tank kaiju attack without any damage what so ever, or Ultraseven who could use telekinesis against giant monster and aliens in human form.


[Random rooftop]

Welp… At least I found a place to sleep… Goodnight Earth…

ZZZ

ZZZ

(Hey kid wake up!)

"Huh? Wait whe- GAH~" Ide started but was stopped when he suddenly crashed into the ground, he tried to life himself up but it's like his entire body is heavier than it's usually it (Oh right, we're on

[Primoth-B, Iteration (Yes yes please interrupt me) #135]

(What an asshole – am I right kid? Anyway the gravity on Primoth-B - or as literally everyone else calls it: Monsterra - is 50 times that of Earth – meaning that you will be feeling 50 times heavier than usual)

"Hang… On… GOT IT!" Ide said as he managed to stand up and got a proper look of his surrounding, it was more beautiful than any park on Ear- "How is there 2 suns?" he asked Something confused

(Well, that would be a Binary-Star Model–)

"… Wait is there life on this planet?" Ide asked the obvious since he can literally see a forest filled with tree larger than any on Earth "By that I meant… sentient life?"

(Yes, Animals and humanoid beings have evolved on this planet – Due to the strong gravity, larger landmass and the 2 stars orbiting this planet, as well as biological factors and a few Class B deities. Life have evolved in a much different direction than on Earth – Their technological progress is considered to be close to the earlier 2000s but due to the lack of nuclear wars and an unified religion alongside a better mindset – Their technology has evolved to the direction of biology.)

"I… see" Ide said in awe, wait hang on how did he get here? All he remembers was sleeping before waking up? Did something (No, you're still technically sleeping, I just pulled your soul over here), Wait so that means he's a spirit right? Well tha – "Ow!" (Nope, I gave your soul physical form) Well that makes total sense "Ok… Then why did you bring me here?"

(Simple… For training, Master Roshi style – now let me get a human form something said) as he morphs the somethingness around his figure to resemble someone – someone plain and normal, so unassuming that it has only a few describable features.

The face of plain, wearing the shirt of normal with a watch of nondescript in pants of modest

"Much better – now I blend in more" something said as he looked at his sincere hand.

"God you look… like someone" Ide said as he stared at "Yes… Someone, in this form you can me someone" "urm ok, I guess now where are we heading"

"Well, we're heading to MooMoo delights, a quaint milking farm owned by Leah – she provides milk to the people of this island" Someone said as the 2 instantly teleported in front of MooMoo delights, but something seems off about the place.

"Urm… Someone? Where are the… Cows?" Ide asked confused as Someone begun to knock on the door – which seems to be made for someone twice Ide height at least. But all of Ide doubts were answered when a behemoth of an Amazonian walked out – the most notable things about her was the muscles she had, the lines and tan of someone working in the field all day – Her most significant feature was what appears to be 2 bovine horn and a tail (Imagine her having red hair and a farmer apparel to her oh and she was sporting a wary look at the 2, I mean can you imagine if someone and someone clearly shorter than you were outside your door? I think I do be fri-) "mphum – can we return to the story" someone coughed to draw our attention back to the story (Oh right continue please)

"Who are you talking too?" Both Ide and Leah asked at the same time perplexed (Leah was a bit on guard) "Our" Someone said warningly as Ide just gave Leah the IDK look.

Leah confused by the 2 strangers decided to shoo them away "Listen I don't know whoever you are but someone interrupted Leah as he told her that they were the 2 milk delivery man she hired to deliver mi-"

(Our! What did I say!? Can anything get through your Metafictional granules? When I say Shut up I MEAN SHUT UP)

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(Finally some quiet…)

"Urm… I don't think I hired anyone to deliver milk" Leah retorted at the 2 man since she has delivery bots "Well unfortunately for you – your delivery bots were broken – or so you told me over the phone" someone said as Leah just looked even more confused and wary "I didn't eve-"

BOOM

Both Ide and Leah turn to the giant explosion as Leah eyes widen in shock as Ide grabbed someone by the arm and shouted "OH MY GOD! Did you just blow up the" "No I did not – probability and plot did" someone said as Leah looked even more mortified "Listen, I don't know who you are but if you do-" Someone held up his palm and created an orb of pure "Nth metal, also known by your people as Ûk Metal– a valuable metal that is used as garments worn by the kings and queens of this world, albeit in low purity. What I have in my hand is pure Nth metal, even the Deities of your world cannot even fathom how powerful this material is" someone said as Leah mouth gape open… After a certain amount of time pass Leah seems to regain her composure and reluctantly agreed to let them deliver milk

"So how much do we have to deliver today?" Ide asked curiously as Leah listed out all her customers and orders "Oh and they have to be deliver in… An hour! You hear me kid?!" Leah shout, still a bit miffed by the lost of her valuable drones "You have pure Nth metal now, that can surely make you tran-", but mostly about her reputation if "Ok rude, and do not fret Miss Leah, my disciple will be able to deliver the milk just as efficiently as those drones, hopefully faster" someone said as Leah decide to ask that one questions she should have asked "So… What's the name of my new… Deliveryman?" "Oh I am someone" someone said and Leah got a feeling he is telling the truth. "Oh and that's my disciple Ide Hoshino" "Hi! It's nice to meet you Miss Leah, and sorry about your drones, I hope we can work together in the future" Ide said as he bowed down a bit.

"Oh and by the way" Ide asked as he carried a box of milk "Where did you get all this milk? Did you outsource it?" Leah laughed as she press her massive chest together, wetting her overalls "well what do you think these babies are for" Leah smirked as Ide blushed – and in his shock – dropped the milk box "Ok, you 2 that's enough we got a bunch of delivery to make" someone said as he removed causality so the milk never fell "Listen Ide, our first delivery is approximately 50 miles (~80km) away – so we got to hurry up. Welp chop chop" someone pointed ahead as Ide started to run… And dropped the milk again as someone sighed and removed causality. "He needs some serious balance training" Leah commented calmly as someone said "yeah… I know, Bakuage Sentai Boonboomger - Masaaki Endoh" "Wait I am sorry wh-"

[One epic training montage of Ide running around with milk later – Our protagonist find himself tired on the ground as someone lie down leisurely (I am sorry whose fanfic is this?) urm… Back to you sure, you made a point with Our]

Ide lied panting and winded as he just ran across an entire continent delivering milk – God it felt like an hour or so. He could have done it faster but he was afraid of spilling the milk. "Actually due to the increased size of this world and the 2 suns, this world minutes are 100 seconds long, and its hour 100 minutes long with it days consisting of 168 hours. Of course time is relative but yes, we have been exercising for approximately 11 Earth hours – However on this planet relative time frame it has only been about 4 hours… Which is about… 8 am now. So lets get to morning training" At those very words Ide perked up "Wait hang on there's more! I haven't even eaten Breakfast yet! Hell, I didn't even get to catch a breather" "Ide… You're a soul given physical form… Do the dead need to breath?" At that moment Ide no longer felt tired "Urm… So when is training gonna start?" "Now"

[Over the next… Hang on let me do the math… 25 Earth hour, Ide was trained in all short of inhumane ways.]

"Ide! Run towards me! Run toward the Jeep!" "Ide! Use your Ultra senses to detect these flying disc!" "Ide! Cut this waterfall in half!" "Ide! Plow this island by hand!" "Ide! Dodge these Allthemodium bees!" "Ide! We're going to be learning now"

"Wait… really?" Ide asked surprised as for the past 20 hours or so he has been doing all sort of training that makes Zero and Leo looks CUTE, in comparison. "Yep… In your battle against Gilgamesh, you wasted valuable time because of your lack of battle smarts. For example, why didn't you use your Ultra stop ring to hold him in place?" At that moment Ide realized something… Yeah he completely forgot to use those moves "In fact… You aren't limited to just Shodai Ultraman moveset – you can master any other Ultras move set as they all use Spacium to a degree. Ultraman Jack, Zoffy, Ace… You can copy all of them" Ide gave a moment to think about it… It's true that those moves are basically just light, the reason why the Ultra guillotine is unique to Ace is due to his control over light and didn't it say that he has twice the amount of energy an Ultra have "Correct, more advanced usage of Spacium require more energy – which is why you need to plan out your attacks beforehand – Spacium energy can be depleted quite quickly." But what about those time when Ultras seem to gain unlimited power – plus didn't UG discover Magnerium which can rejuvenate Ultraseven from a petrified state? "Indeed, certain fundamental forces can refuel Spacium… But ultimately Spacium energy is… Idealism"… That's it "Yep, just plain old plot armor."

"Ok." Ide said as he accepted it pretty quickly. Of course this fact didn't make him arrogant as he knew that even the 'protagonist' of Tokusatsu often face loss – but either through training, emotions or pure will – overcome it. "Glad to see that you're still humble… Anyway kid like Master Roshi said 'Work hard, study well and eat and sleep plenty. That's the Turtle Hermit way to learn' Lets take a break…"

Someone materialized some beanbags, a cinema tv and some food as he pulled out 3 dvds – "Wanna watch the latest episode of Ultraman Arc, BoonBoomger and Kamen Rider Gavv" someone said with a smile as Ide got excited.


[After we finish watching the latest episodes]

"Listen Ide, there is one more thing I want to talk to you about... The power of humanity infinite potential" Someone said as Ide looked at him curiously.


And that is a wrap! Folks today is actually my Birth day and guess what? Trung actually appeared at my school to pull me out of class and drove me up to Auckland for our vacation, currently speaking I am using 5G to write this fanfic and post! Trung is on the driver wheel as he really loves driving cars.

Anyway I am going to see if I can catch some sleep now so see ya!