Sometimes, I do not like being the so-called "The Wandering Scholar." The hassle of being chased down by The Order is stressful enough to drive a man insane. Luckily, I have an unbelievable power of Lady Luck by my side... that was a metaphor, by the way.
Anyways, as the Knights of The Order chased me down in the streets of a small town, which is SUPPOSED to be The Order-Free, I comically hide down in a empty barrel like a goblin hiding from certain goblin slayers that are in desperate need of money. After successfully being hidden from The Order, I am in the barrel eavesdropping in the confused Knights' little chit-chat.
"Where in the name of Chief God did he bloody go?" One of the knights said in a very strange accent that I heard before but have never got the name of.
"He was just right there!" Another said in disbelief. "Running like a scared mouse."
"Stop babbling like idiots and keep looking!" The leading Knight said to his fellow men. "He couldn't have gone too far. Split up!"
...and there they go. Splitting up to find me.
Thank the Chief God that some of the knights are idiots. The closest to have ever been that one time where a popular female knight almost captured him.
...was her name Wilmarina? Doesn't matter.
What matters, though, is that I am gonna slap whoever said this town is free from the filthy hands of The Order.
As I got out from the barrel, I swear that some people looked at me in shock and awe, seeing me in the flesh.
...I am pretty sure a woman just hid her children from me. That's understandable, though. I've created a name for myself.
I can hear you saying: "who are you, exactly? And why do you run from this so-called 'Order'?"
Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Allan Morbid. Yes, that is my actual surname. I am known in this world as "The Wandering Scholar," holding the world's most forbidden knowledge known to man: the life of a Mamono.
What is a Mamono, you may ask? Well, to put it simply, they are monster girls... who crave semen from a human male and be their loving wife. Yeah, this world's weird, I know, right?
They've gotten a liking to me. Respecting me as a author who dare to share the knowledge that might be deemed rebellious to a ordinary person's mind.
Growing up, its hard to be born in a family seen as the "most despicable family in decades." My mother is... a whore, to say the least. She'd sleep with other men for a quick buck behind my father's back. My father is a whole other can of worms. He's an alcoholic and a really bad husband. He'd beat my mother senseless if he finds her sleeping with a another man. Which... I often wonder if Mother is on the right for cheating on him. Although, that's too big of a can of worms even for me to open. That is for another time.
As a small little boy, there's nothing interesting about me. The most interesting about me though is my love for Mamono. I once met one as a child. A Inari, to be exact. She was like the second mother to me.
At that time, I often go out just to meet her. So much so that my actual mother would be concerned of where I've been.
As a teen, I have always been a "Mamono Conussieur," though, nowadays it is forbidden to be that and be called a "degenerate." Thanks, Order of the so-called Chief God. Very cool.
Oh, I've forgotten them. The Order of the Chief God.
To me, they're pricks who have given too much power. They ban or, in other words, assassinate whoever opposes them. Oh boy, they ban everything. Sadly, they're too powerful. I just hope one day, they'll get their ass handed.
The Order supposedly was made to keep the Mamono in check. Personally, though? I don't think so. They've been formed to get the right to violate the rights of the people. To take what is not theirs. I've hated them. I've despised them.
I had LOATHED them.
There's been funny yet twisted rumors of The Order annihilating infants they deem "unholy" and "unfit to the eyes of The Chief God." But, that's a whole other can of worms that I would be GLAD to open one day.
I've also been known to be the "Rebel Author of The Order," which is given to me thanks to my negative views of the order. However, I am not THAT negative to The Order, to be honest. I gotta give credit to them. They've built a near perfect but still flawed Utopia in the city of Lescatie... although it might be built on murder and lies... mostly murder, but that is another story.
I can't be negative to The Order all the time, though. They've created well known celebrities in the past few years.
Especially that one famous Knight named Elt Iscanor. Although he prefers to be called Elt, for some reason. Which is respectable, I guess?
That Wilmarina girl, the Francesca person...
Lots of famous people, lemme tell ya. Hehe.
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However, this story is not focusing about my growth, or how I've gotten into this mess, anything like that... no.
The story that I am about to tell you... have changed my views, and possibly everyone's views.
It all started with a shooting star. Or, at least, I thought was supposed to be a shooting star.
I've learned, from that day on, demons don't just come from below...
Sometimes, they come from the sky.
ALIENS Vs. PREDATOR:
Kingdom of the Depraved
So, what do you think? Is it good? Does it suck? Tell me in the reviews.
