After a long absence due to my enemy... Writer's block, I bring to you a third instalment, this one takes a few years after Anthony was adopted, thought he only makes a small cameo, Danielle actually is the main character... Suffice to say that you will all get a kick out of this idea.


It was past midnight when Jade arrived home from a long day of filming her latest horror flick, seeing the lights were still on, she came in to find Tori sitting at the kitchen table.

She noticed that their four year old child, Anthony West was sleeping peacefully in the couch nearby, that set a red flag on the thespian's mind, she knew her wife didn't like it when their son slept in the living room, claiming he would be "exposed" and often took him to his room to be safe.

From what exactly, Jade didn't know. But she suspected Tori was being overprotective.

"I gotta talk to her about that eventually."

But that would have to wait, seeing as the second red flag came across in the form of coffee; black with two sugars.

"My favourite." Jade thought "She only has it when something bad went down."

The former Goth sat down next to her spouse, Tori silently gave her the cup.

"Do I want to know what happened?" Jade asked "You look like you seen a ghost."

"You could say that."

"OK Vega, we both know you're eventually going to spill the beans." Jade said, taking a sip from her drink "So... You might want to skip your blabbering and go down to the point... What happened?"

"Well... The equipment at the recording studio malfunctioned so everyone took the afternoon off while they repair it..."

"And?"

"And I came home early." Tori shudders "To a little surprise."

"What kind of surprise?."

"Ohh…our eighteen year old daughter Danielle and her best friend Rachel were having sex in our bed. And the cherry on the top?" Tori asked sarcastically They've been a couple for almost a year."

While the Thespian had no problem with their daughter being gay, the thought of them doing it in their bed made Jade explode. "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING?!"

"That they wanted privacy." Tori shrugged "That's her excuse."

Jade always knew that her daughters would eventually discover the "joys of sex" she just didn't expect her eldest child to do so in a way that would be breaking the one sacred rule they imposed onto their household.

"Our bedroom is off limits when we want to be alone."

"So much for that." She grumbled, calming down "Talk about an eye for an eye."

"Erm... What?" The Half Latina said confused "That's all you have to say?! How can you be so calm about this Jade? Our daughter was having sex in our bed. She needs to be grounded and severely. That is our bedroom and a total violation of our personal space. That is simply unacceptable... I been thinking over and over for a suitable punishment, but you know that's not my forth, come on West, that's your area of expertise!"

Jade suddenly burst out laughing.

Tori stood up and glared at her wife. "What's so funny?"

"The fact that you completely forgotten that we've had sex in Trina's car, your parents bed, my brother's bed, my dad's bed, in Beck's trailer, Cat's couch, in Sikowitz classroom, I think we were really drunk that time, where else? Oh yes in Robbie's bathroom, we even had sex on top of Rex, need I go on?"

Tori's eyes went open as wide as saucers as her jaw suddenly fell open. "Oh!"

Jade smirked. "Yes Oh!"

No longer angry but now very sober and somewhat embarrassed, Tori sat down once more "I told her she would be grounded for a while but after that little reminder... I don't think I can, it would be very hypocritical on out part."

"Not that we're ever going to tell her that." Jade said "She doesn't need to be scarred for life, that would count as child abuse."

"That's actually taken care of."

"Huh?"

"Trust me baby." Tori said gently "It's best you don't know."

"Ok?" Jade said unsurely "So, what do we do now?"

"What do you think I've been sitting here for the last two hours trying to think of?" Tori sighs "Any ideas?"

"Well for one, Danielle better clean those sheets!" Jade snapped "I'm not making love to you in that bed until we know they're clean! Come to think of it, we're burning that mattress! Secondly; Rachel is not allowed in this house until further notice and when she is allowed back in, she's going to be supervised when she visits our daughter, we don't want any more unexpected surprises in any place where there's a bed... And furthermore..."

While the former Goth kept ranting away, all Tori could do was shake her head in an embarrassed looking silence.

"It sucks when the shoe is on the other foot" the half-Latina thought "She really is our daughter."


I just realised, Danielle didn't technically appear; she was only mentioned, LOL, figures.

Anyway, a special thank you goes out to Quitting Time for suggesting the idea.

Looks like Jade took the "fatherly" role and is making a bunch of restrictions for her daughter, how many of you saw that one coming?

Rachel will eventually become central to this story... Probably, I just created her for the time being as Danielle's significant other.

As a final note, I'm still accepting requests, so if you want to see Jade and Tori in some more wacky parenting adventures, then you are free to PM me any and all ideas you may have.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.