Disclaimer: What? Again?! Oh come on! Do we really need to do this? Still? Shit, We do?! Damn, Ok then no way around this, Victorious belongs to Dan, I only own the DVDs, meh.

Author Notes: As requested, here are some more misadventures with the Jori couple, let the celebration begin! LOL.

This chapter is sort of inspired by something young children never wants to even think about, much less understand... I'm not spoiling anything important other than the fact that it's somethng Jade and Tori are not going to be too happy about.


"You have got to be kidding me Vega" Jade sighed, "You can't make sign that"

"Wanna bet?" Tori scoffed. "And it's West!"

"This is stupid" Jade said, shaking her head at her wife. "I don't see why you want me to sign a fucking contract telling me to stop calling you Vega"

"Because we're married!" The brunette pointed out, showing her wedding ring as if to illustrate her point "I became Tori West eight years ago next week!"

"I don't see what the big deal is, West or Vega your still the same Tori... My Tori"

"The big deal is that every time you call me by my maiden name I... I feel like..."

"Like what?"

"I get the feeling that you don't think I'm good enough to be a West" Tori admitted reluctantly.

"That... Tor... Why the hell would you even think that?!" Jade yelled out "It's just a name!"

"It's not just a name, it's our family name" The younger woman said angrily "And every time I keep wondering why you won't acknowledged that!"

"I acknowledge it!" The former Goth said "I just don't see you put so much importance in this!"

"Well I do! And you want to know why?!"

"That would be nice!"

"Because I love you so damn much! Tori screamed "I love you to the point it hurts... When we got married I was so happy you became my wife, me taking your last name was the ultimate sign of commitment, it meant to me that we would be together till death do us part... It meant spending every moment good and bad with the woman I fallen in love with... The woman that gave me so much when I felt I had nothing... You Jade West... You are the reason!"

Jade sat down, stunned at what she just head "Tori... I had no idea"

The tanned woman let a lone tear ran down her cheek "Yeah... Well now you do"

Without a second thought the Thespian sat down set to her wife and puts her hand over her's "For the record Tori... I love you too"

The Half-Latina puts her head on her wife's shoulder, not saying anything as both women shared an uneasy silence.

"Where are the twins?" Tori finally asked.

"I think they are colouring in their room" Jade answered solemnly.

"This conversation never leaves the kitchen"

"Fine by me... West"

Tori gave her wife a small smiled "Thank you, baby".

Jade then kissed her, it wasn't a long one but it made it clear that it showed both filled with love and passion.

"Did I ever tell you about the time I considered taking your name?" She asked once they parted lips.

The younger brunette gave her a quizzical stare "No, I don't think you did"

"Well it was around the time I asked your dad to gimme his blessing so I could marry you... That man didn't make it easy for me I'll tell you that... Anyways whe the date came closer and closer you were getting all giddy about our wedding, you kept going on and on about becoming Miss Tori West I decided not to tell you that I had considered the idea"

"How come?"

"Because it made you happy... Plus you gotta admit... Jade Vega just doesn't sound good, it doesn't have a nice ring to it and you probably would have started calling me Vega too, and I wasn't about to let that happen only I had the privilege to call you that"

"Oh really?"

"Only because it's a small glimpse of our past and I like to recall those times fond,y, that's why I keep calling you by your previous surname, baby"

"I see"

"Still want me to sign the contract?"

"You could do that or we could do something else" Tori said huskily.

"Oh? Like what?"

The tanned woman moved closer to her wife, getting closer to her ears he looked as if she was about to say something sexy, instead she yell out "Race you to the bathroom!"

After that she ran out of the kitchen, her wife left behind with a very a hurt ear and an angry scowl that slowly became a wide grin.

"My wife is nuts"

She soon followed.

"Get back here West!"


The two five year old girls were not so silently coloring a "Frozen" book, needless to say that the twins certainly took after their parents when it came to arguing.

"Sis!" Tawny yelled "Your doing it wrong!"

"How exactly?" Danielle asked while rolling her eyes.

"Elsa's dress is blue, not red!"

"So?"

"You can't to that!" Tawny argued "You gotta draw it like in the movie!"

"Uh no I don't" Danielle said "We can draw it whatever we want"

"But it's not the same!"

"Well though noggies, it's my coloring book and I'm gonna draw it anyway I want.. Maybe I'll color her with a black dress next"

Tawny gasp "But black is the cold of badness!"

"Mom wears black" Danielle pointed out "Are you saying she's bad?"

"What?" No! Don't put words in my mouth!"

"I'm telling!"

Soon on the older of the two ran out of the bedroom.

"Hey get back here!"

"Mom! Mom! You won't believe what Tawny called you!" Danielle yelled as she made her way towards her parent's bedroom, she was a bit worried when she found it empty.

"Whatever she's saying she's lying!" Tawny said as she catched up with her sibling "Hey... Where are mom and mama?"

"I dunno"

"Well they have to be in the house I mean they wouldn't leave us alone... Would they?" Tawny asked a bit scared.

"Of course not stupid!" Danielle snapped "We just gotta.."

Soon both girls heard "Oh Jade!"

"That's mama's voice!"

"But where did it come from?"

"Hey look!" Tawny pointed at the door in front of the "There's some light coming from the bathroom!"

"Mom and Mama gotta be there!"

The two little girls Dsn towards the door and opened it.

"Mom!"

"Mama!"

Jade and Tori let out a surprise squeak.

"What the?"

"Oh no"

Both of them tried to cover themselves from their daughters.

"Girls!" They both yelled out "What are you doing here?!"

"You guys taking a shower?" Tawny asked innocently.

"Why didn't you tell us?" Danielle's questioned as well "We could play with you!"

Clearly a loss for words, Jade didn't know exactly what to say in order to get out of this very awkward situation.

But Tori sort of did.

"Um girls?" She said slowly "Your mom and I... We were just about to get out"

"Aww" Tawny said.

"So no play time?" Danielle asked dissapoited.

They didn't notice their parents furiously blushing.

"Um girls?" Jade said tentatively "Next time we'll let u know so we can all have a family bath time, but for now how about if you two pick out a movie? We are just about done... Just us five minutes and we'll be down there to join you"

"Can we have ice cream?" Danielle asked.

"Umm sure"

"Yay!" Both children celebrated.

"Let's watch Ratatouille!" Tawny said as they quickly ran out of their parent's bathroom.

"Oh no we are not!" Danielle protested "You picked the movie last time, this time we are gonna watch something I wanna see!"

"But you always pick something scary!"

"It's not my fault you are a scardy cat!"

"I'm not!"

"Are too!"

"I'm not!"

"Are too!"

"I'm not!"

"Are too!"

As their daugthers voices became faint, Jade and Tori remained rooted on their spots in the bathtub.

The tanned woman groaned "I think it's about time we start locking our door"

"Yeah... I think so too"


Heh, our favorite couple certainly aren't gonna make the same mistake twice, good thing Danielle and Tawny are too innocent to know exactly what their parents were actually doing Huh?

A few of you may wonder why I had Tori take Jade's surname rather than have them become Vega-West?

the answer is simple, I just picture Tori writing "Tori West" in a little notebook over and over ever since she and Jade started dating while in high school, almost as if already planning their future together so when they got married, it's like a dream come true for her.

Anyways was this funny or not?

Don't forget that I'm taking request on this, after all misadventures in Jori parenting is amusing wouldn't you say?.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.