Disclaimer: Invader Johnny doesn't known Victorious, and is starting to talk like Zim in third person going mad over it.

I guess I should have written a Jori Mother's Day fic sooner or later, might as well do it now since I keep forgetting and constantly put it off, year after year... this my dear readers is a condition known as "Lazy writting".

Well anyways enjoy.


CRACK!"

Tori opened one eye.

"Ugh, there is it again"

The Half-Latina was sleeping. Emphasize on the word was. There was a certain somebody outside her bedroom door that just had to make so much noise and wake her up!

"Oh Jade, what are you up to now?"

The woman thought as she clearly heard something hitting the wall over and over, it was pissing her off to say the least.

Reluctantly, Tori got out of the bed she shared with her wife, which was quite difficult since she was eight months pregnant and it took a bit of an effort to get up, that in it self made her more cranky, tired and a bit annoyed.

As she stood up, her bare feet on the cold, clear floor, Tori had one thought in her mind.

"I'm gonna kill her for waking me up at...4 o'clock in the morning?!" She snarled as he looked at the digital clock in her nightstand "Screw that I'm not only gonna kill her, I'm gonna crucify her!"

She walked, more like stomped over to the bedroom door and opened it fiercely, ready to give her spouse an earful about the stupidity of waking up a very cranky pregnant woman.

She didn't know where the sound came from but didn't have to wait for long since she saw a light coming out of the guest room, the door slightly opened ajar.

With determination in her eyes, the tanned woman made her way towards doen the hall.

Jade however came out of the room, wearing a pair of white pants and a very old green shirt, her hair was out in a ponytail, she also wore some black gloves.

"Almost done" The former Goth muttered.

"Almost done with what?"

Jade froze at the sound of her wife's voice, she slowly turned around to be face to face with a very displeased looking Tori West.

"Um.. Hey baby, shouldn't you be in bed?"

"Shouldn't you?"

"I... Uh... This is a dream?"

Tori's eyes narrowed dangerously "I wake up to find my wife not in bed next to me where she supposedly was a few hours ago last time I checked but instead I hear a rockus that I'm sure it was heard all the way to Seattle"

"Tori you shouldn't be standing up... The doctor said..."

"I don't care what the doctor said... I want to know what you been doing in that room for the past few months!"

"It's my house project Tori" Jade said somewhat nerviously "You know that"

"Yes, a project that you been keeping from me, a project that's been keeping you busy and it's that damn project that has been keeping you from spending any time with me!" Tori bellowed like a madwoman "Am I that insufferable that you would rather stay in that room than with me... Your wife! The mother of your children"

The last part she empathised by pointing at her very big belly.

"Tor.." Her spouse said in a tone that was almost meant to calm a lion which in this case was a very accurate metaphor considering a very pregnant Tori was something everyone had to be very careful about.

The hormones had made her a thinking time bomb.

"You know that's not true, sure you been a little on edge lately but I love you I wouldn't purposely spend time away from you"

Tori's eyes grew cold, clearly that had been the wrong thing to say.

"On edge? ON EDGE?!"

"Uh-Oh"

"I want to see what you got in there!" The Half- Latina's growled "What's do importsnt that you get locked in there every day!"

Jade blocked the door "There is nothing in there!"

"Jade... Move!"

"Its not done!"

"One!"

The pale woman didn't budge.

"Two!"

"Jade stood still"

"Move or I swear I'll walk out that door and you won't see me or the babies!"

That did it, Jade's eyes widened in horror, she knew that the hormones had made Tori take some very rash decisions; some that made the pregnancy quite an exhausting one.

Defeated, the dark haired woman moved away from the door, Tori moved passed her wife and entered the bedroom, internally wondering if she could destroy whatever Jade was working on to get rid of some frustration.

She stopped that thought when her eyes were net with quite a sight.

"Jade?" She asked "Am I dreaming?"

The other woman was behind her "No Tor, your not, your awake "

Tori inspected the room silently, everything was so... So.. She couldn't auite come up with words to describe the creativity her wife provided for the daugthers nursery, she saw that all the walls were painted purple, little paintings of a round purple moose running happily was seen on the feeling, just in the right spot the two set of cribs which were painted red could see the painting Jade made, it was in a style that was a little too abstract abd twisted for Tori's liking but she knew her wife and she guessed the painting was a subtle way to get their future twin daugther to follow in their weirdness.

Speaking of which, when the two women found out they were going to have not one but two kids, Jade thought it would be a nice surprise to make and paint the nursery for her wife the way she always wanted.

She had seen a little scrapbook Tori had made in her teen years that made it quite clear how she envisioned the nursery of her future children to turn out, so Jade took it to inspire herself as she worked on the nursery.

She hated pink so she compromised to paint the bedroom in a convination of both their favourite colors, red for her and purple for Tori.

Speaking of her wife, she continued to see every inch of the nursery, she saw that her other half took a lot of her creative effort into making the room seem "homey".

Tori also didn't overlook the fact that the purple moose want the only weird thing in the nursery, she noticed some plush dolls that were in the floors were a little too big for new born twins, that wouldn't has been weird except for the fact that these toys were given some bat-wings, whstever Jade's reasoning behind this Tori knew she meant well.

But what really won Tori over was the words Jade painted on the wall next to the window.

"Babies are nature's way

of showing people

what the world looks like

at 2:00 a.m."

That obviously alluded to their future night getting the girls to sleep.

The Half-Latina covered her mouth with her hand, tears running down her cheeks

Jade instantly got worried, quickly making her way towards her wife, she got her arms around Tori's pregnant belly.

"Tori? She asked "Baby what's wrong?"

The tanned woman turned around to meet her wife's green eyes.

"You made this by yourself?"

Jade nodded with a small grin "Yeah I did"

"But why keep it a secret?"

"I wanted to surprise you..." Jade admitted "It was gonna be my Mother's Day gift to you"

Tori frowned "Mother's day?"

In truth, she hadn't given the holiday a single thought, she didn't even remember that it was today.

"Yeah..."

"But Jade... I'm not a mom yet, we aren't mothers yet"

The Thespian puts her hands over Tori's stomach "I beg to differ, our little girls aren't born just yet but that doesn't matter, they are still technically here" She then lowered to the level of her wife's stomach and kissed it "And that's good of a reason to celebrate the holiday... You are going to be a great mom Tor"

Tori lowered her head.

"What's wrong?"

"How can I be a good mom when I never had one myself?"

"Vega"

"It's West!"

"West, listen to me" Jade said seriously "I didn't have a mom growing up"

"That's different... Your mom didn't abandon you" The Half-Latina said sadly "She was in an accident... You can't deny it didn't affect you in some way Jade...I 'm sorry if I'm being blunt but I just can't help but worry... I...I don't want our babies to hate me"

"Tori! Believe me...I know that fear but let me tell you something, the fact that you worry about being a good mom is what will make you a great one, they're not going to hate you... Not even close they are going to love you the moment they come out and the feeling is mutual... The twins aren't even born yet and I can already see how much you love our babies"

New tears ran down of Tori's face "They are going to love you too"

"They better" She said as she stood up, both women looked lovingly into each other's eyes.

"I know I complain a lot about the pregnancy" Tori said moodily "But I'm really glad you talked me into that experiment"

"Me too"

Both women intertwined hands "In just a few weeks we are going to have two little Jades"

"They are going to be little Toris too you know?"

"I know"

"Happy Morher's Day Tori"

"Happy Mother's Day Jade"

They kissed afterwards.

"Can we go back to bed now?"

"Yes we can"

Jade then grabbed her wife and held her bridal style.

"Oh geez Jade put me down!" Tori ordered.

"No, I am not making you walk all the way to your room"

"It's right down the hall!"

"I don't care, now as soon as we get to bed you are not gonna get up from there, I want you to be ok"

"Ok.. I'll make you a deal" Tori spoke with an evil smile.

"What sort of deal?"

"I'll stay in bed all day if you gimme something to eat"

"Whst do you want?" Jade asked "Pickles covered in chocolate? a sausage covered with tuna?... A sandwich with..."

"Not that kind of food craving Jade" Tori said "I meant something that only the great chef West can gimme"

"Oh?"

"I want the specialty of the house" She ordered "A pussy covered in whip cream and a cherry"

Jade's face became three different shades of red "Tori your pregnant"

"So?"

"So I know the minute I give you my specialty, we won't be getting out of bed till the day after tomorrow"

"Again... So?"

Jade grinned "So I think it's the best way to spend Mother's Day!"

"Good now hurry up the sooner we get to our bedroom the sooner you can scream mama to me"

"Want to bet I can make you scream mama?"

"Bring it on West!"

"You got it Vega"

"It's West!" Tori yelled angrily "Say that again and Iwill hurt you"

"Ah the mood swings"


Well that was it, my version of a Jori's mother day fic, one expects the holiday to be celebrated with kids, who says u can't celebrate motherhood or fatherhood with the baby still in the belly of the mother? The child is still technically there right? Heh heh.

Originally I was planning on making this as a separate fic but since it technically involved Danielle and Tawny I decided to make it a part of the "Parenthood" saga, what do you think?

For those who probably noticed I put an "Invader Zim" Easter egg in this chapter by having MiniMoose make a cameo appearance by Jade painting him in the ceeling of the nursery, I have a soft spot for MiniMoose despite the fact that he only appeared in "The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever!" Heh, I remember making a plushy of him years ago.

I also made an indirect reference to Red and Purple, the Tallest of the Irken Empire by making the nursery have their signature colors.

Neat HUH?.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.