Author Notes: Silence can lead to so many scary things, you'll know what I mean once you read bellow.

Disclaimer: I own squat, Dan owns the show.


"Danielle, are you up?" Tawny asked.

"Shh I'm sleeping"

"Do you hear that?"

Didnt I just say I was sleeping?!" She growled.

"Well now you're awake!"

"Yeah... Thanks to you!"

"Shut up and listen!"

The sixteen year old groaned, but still keept an ear out "I don't hear anything"

"Exactly!" Tawny said "There's no sound going around!"

"Ok I'll bite since I know you won't let me sleep until I ask" Danielle said in defeat "And this is why because?"

"I hate it when the house is quiet"

"WHY?"

"Mom and Mama aren't doing it"

"Ok of all the things you could have said, THAT was not something I expect to be on the list" Danielle pointed out in disgust "You do realize you just gave scarring mental images for life, right?"

"Don't you remember what happened the last time Mom and Mama didn't do it?"

"We had a good night sleep?"

"No dummy!" Tawny growled "They had a fight!"

"Oh"

"I don't like when they fight" The younger girl muttered "I don't want them getting a divorce"

"Now your just overreacting" Her sister said "Our parents aren't gonna get a divorce... I mean we didn't see them fighting today now did we?"

"Sis, when have they not fought?"

"Ok, I'll give you that... but did it ever occurred to you that they don't feel like having... sex?"

Tawny gave her sibling a "Are you stupid" kind of look. "Danielle, as far as I can remember they been doing it every Thursday night for years!" She snapped.

"I dunno wether I should be disturbed or terrified that you keep track of that"

"Well excuse me for looking out for our parents happiness!"

"Couldn't you do it in a less creepy way?"

"This is no time for jokes!"

"Whose joking?!"

Tawny removed her covers and got out of her bed "Fine, be that way"

"Where are you going?"

"I'm gonna look"

"You're sick"

"I mean I'm gonna go and look to see if by any chance your right and they are asleep"

"Good night then"

"And your coming with me"

"The hell I am!"

"It would be a shame if Mom found out about that tattoo you have in your butt"

Danielle narrowed her eyes "You suck"

"Are you coming then?"

"Yeah, yeah"

As the twins went to their parents bedroom they went by their sleeping brother's room, noticing that the door was ajar and that he had a nightlight on.

"well at least someone is asleep"

"Shut it" Tawny snapped "We're just gonna see if Mom and mama are sleeping, we get it we get out no major trouble"

"If we see them naked" Her sibling growled "I swear by all that is evil that I will burn ever pair of high heels you own"

"You do that and I will burn you"

"Let's just get this over with!"

The sisters got in front of their parents door, they both took a deep breath and slowly opened the door.

... Nothing greeted them.

"Ok, they are not in their bedroom" Danielle pointed out the obvious "Let's go back to bed.

"NO!" Tawny bellowed "We have to find them!"

"Why do we need to?" The brunnette growled "Think it through sis, Anthony is home our rents they wouldn't have left him in our care without telling us, they have to be somewhere in the house, let it die already, let's go to bed and you can have your paranoid thoughts about our moms love life in the morning!"

"But by then it could be too late!"

Before Danielle could say anything, her sister was on the move again.

"Now where are you going?!"

"I'm gonna look in every room in the house if I have to!" Tawny replied "I wanna see Mom and mama happy!"

Danielle lowered her head in annoyance "Why couldn't I have a sister who buys our parents a gift card and says 'it's done they're happy' but NOOO I had to be related to someone who wants to see a smile on the people who made us while they are naked!"

"I heard that!"

"Good, you were suppose to!"

"Stop being a gank and help me look!"

"I will burn your shoes"


"Oh Jade, that was amazing!" Tori said tiredly "When did you learn to do that?!"

The former Goth chuckled "That's for me too know and you to find out but it's good to know that even in my old age I still can rock your world"

"Your not even fifty yet!"

The pale woman got her arms around her naked wife, and kissed her passionately.

"Say that again" She requested once they parted lips.

"Say what again?"

"Remind me how young I am"

The tanned woman smirked "I could do that or..."

"Or...?"

"...We could go for another round?"

"I vote second round"

"Second round it is then"

Before the two women could begin their love making they inspected each other, years of marriage had not changed then much, they were still very much in love and they weren't about to stop if either of them had anything to say on the matter.

"Tor?

"Yeah?"

"Why do you love me?"

The Half-Latina raised an eyebrow "Woah, where did this come from?"

"Just answer the question"

"Your ass."

"Vega! I'm serious!"

"It's WEST!"

"Fine, West I'm serious!"

"Okay, your boobs."

"Get your head out of your imaginary dick and answer me before I stab you with my scissors"

Tori laughed and pulled her wife into a warm embrace.

"I'm serious Ve... West... How often have you regretted me?"

"What...Regretted you?" The Half Latina asked stunned "Ok, Jade how could you even ask that?!"

"It's a legitimate question" She shrugged "I just want to know If you ever regretted falling in love with me."

"Not even a little"

"Really?"

"Baby, We're happily married with a loving family. No regrets."

"I still want to know Tor... Why do you love me? After everything I did to cause you so much pain, why did you stick with me when there were do many other women out there who could have treated you so much better?"

Tori rested her head on Jade's chest, toying with her hair, thinking of an answer that would be both truthful and loving.

"Tor?"

"Jade, I love you because you never gave anything the easy way, you made me a stronger person and you stacked with me when I was in my highest and lowests points in my life, I can't saw when exactly I started to fall for you but I CAN tell you that the moment I realized it, I knew you were worth it, I didn't see a bitchy Goth girl who aimed to make my life miserable"

"Oh? And what did you saw in me?"

Tori smiled lovingly "I saw a beautiful woman who simply wanted to prove herself, someone with good in her heart deep down"

The Thespian raised her eyebrows in surprise "You really saw that in me?"

"I still do"

Jade held her wife's face in her hands "How did I get so lucky?"

Tori shrugged, "You may second guess yourself but the truth of the matter is and will always be this...I love you."

"You are crazy."

"Well, maybe... I married you."

A soft some bad of a door opening was heard, too bad the married couple didn't hear it.

The dark haired woman smirked "That, you did, so Ms West, want to continue what we started?"

"Gladly Ms West"

Before they could begin their activities they heard a high pitch scream.

Both women got up and to their embarrament and mortification they saw their daugthers right in front of them!

"MY EYES! MY EYES!" Danielle bellowed.

"MOM! MAMA!" Tawny yelled out "What are you two doing?!"

"We were...sleeping?"

Jade slapped her forehead in annoyance "God, my wife can't lie for shit"

"I'm going to kill you Tawny!" Danielle's screamed at her sister "Why did we had to leave our comfy beds?!" The older teen then noticed "And... Did you do it on the car?! The same car your been teaching me to drive Mom?"

"Uhhh"

"NO! DON'T ANSWER THAT!" She yelled "And for the love of God put some clothes on!"

Jade and Tori hastily tried to cover themselves up with some discarded clothes they left in their car's floor.

"Why can't you two have sex in a public place like normal parents?!" Danielle questioned madly, she then turned to her sister and slapped her in the back of the head.

"OW!" What's that for?!"

"What do you think?" Danielle snapped out "I am so burning your shoes for this!"

She then left the garage as fast as her legs could allow her to.

"Your joking right sis? SIS?! DANIELLE COME BACK HERE IT'S NOT FUNNY" Tawny yelled out as she too left the garage, following her sibling as she kept scream about the belfare of her beloved foot wear.

Their parents were left alone, still naked in their vehicle.

"We really need to remember to lock the doors" Jade growled, her face red with embarrassment.

"Why do we keep forgetting?"

"Wish I knew Tor, wish I knew"


Well what do you guys think of this latest piece of work? Was it kinda deranged or not? I believe that the twins are scarred for life.

How about you?

If you haven't notice, Danielle takes after Jade while Tawny takes after Tori, which is ironic seeing as Tori named Danielle while Jade named Tawny.

I'm still accepting requests JSYK.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.