I do not own one piece Oda does


IN HIMURA'S BOAT p.s it's not even his.

So Luffy woke up in Himura the mountain bandits boat and used his conquers haki on him then he jumped back to shore. Confused as to how he was in his village he decided to talk to Shanks. Shanks it's been so long! What are talking about Luffy are you ok and how did you get back here!? Oh I used my conquers haki on that weird guy. Oh ok you just used conquers haki, that would explain the pressure I felt. WAIT WHAAAAAAAT C C CONQUERS HAKI WHO ARE WHERES LUFFY WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM I'LL KILL YOU YOU BASTARD IMPOSTER DIVINE DEPART-(gah thud)CAPTAIN SHANKS!!! WHO ARE YOU HOW DID YOU KNOCK OUT CAPTAIN! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT'S ME LUFFY YOU MORONS! Oh and sorry about that shanks. Oh hey Lucky can I have that drum stick it looks soooooo yummy. Ahhhh Wub wub happied I feel lick my neck is mad of pain and pins associats, ahhhhh is Lube-fy ok wit he gut kidnipped by toes tandits riht did did we get himb back alrady? Oh hey Shanks soooo why did you try to hit me? Was that a joke or something because it wasn't very funny, hmmmm maybe I just didn't understand right? Wait a minute AHHHH WHY AM I SO SMALL DID BONNY DO THIS TO ME!? ...AHHHHH HOW AM HERE WHATS GOING ON!? Ughh owwww it's ok Lube-fy let's jut go intide and we can figor all of tis out togather all rit.


Well then as I was looking for Bonny and Apple gramps I kinda stumbled around a corner and came across a really cool box, But all that was inside of it was this lame metal ball. So I uhhh oh yeah I threw it away anddd uhhh it kinda shined a bit then I wound up back here but all small and stuff. Uhh wow Lube-fy that's ture id intaratsting, but I'm more concerbed that you mit hab giben me a majur concuession and meld bran dambge so I'm gonna go tac a nip see ja later Luggy wohoooo.(mixture of Luffy and Buggy)CAPTAIN NOOOO DON'T GO TO SLEEP YOU MORON YOU COULD DIE! Oh steariously tanks ferb tellb meh imma jut teh awak tin. Uhhh should we take him back to the ship guys? Yeah I guess, if nothing else I think we can at least shut him up already. Oh thank GOOOOOD all right come on captain let's go. Oh herbs yer hit liffy becim teh kig ob teh p-rats hahahahaha wohohoho.


After shank's well whatever that just was.

Oh hey gramps Luffy said with daggers in his eyes. Hey uhhh L Luffy are you alright? Hey Makino what the hell happened to my grand son!? He might insult me but he's never like this! Ahhhhh it was that dammed red hair wasn't it boy. NO(sob sob) NO IT WASN'T GRAMPS YOU BASTARD !! GEAR FIFTH (dum dut da da dum dut da da)GUUUM GUUUM DAWN GUN! Ahhhh L Luffy w what the hells going on!? I don't give a damn if it's in the future y y you just just stood there while he died right in front of me!!!(sob sob). Huh agh my head what what the hell are you talking about what's going on with you. Seriously tell me Luffy what happened to you! You y y y you l l LET ACE DIEEEEE AHHHHH AHHHHHHH ( imagine wailing :()wh what how do you know about Ace the hell !?(gear fifth deactivating noise). Why why did you just stand there TELL MEEEEEEE!!! GO ON TELL MEEEEEE GRAMPS (sob sob). L Luffy what's going on it's ok just tell me what the hell is going on Luffy!( sniffle sniffle) I I touched Apple gramp's ball a and I I went back in time and and I I don't what to do(sob sob sniffle). Ok Luffy whos Apple gramps? V Vega Punk(sniffle).ah figures it's one of his inventions. Soooo how did Ace die. S S Sengoku had tried to execute him at Marineford but I got him off the platform then Akainu k killed him and y you just stood there and did nothing (huf huf) whyyyyyy! I I'm sorry Luffy I don't know why ok I'm sorry I just don't know but I promise that i won't let it happen again ok Luffy. Y You promise. Yes I promise I'll do my best. Okayyyyy shi shi shi sooooo what do you want to do now gramps. Well I was planning on taking you to Dadan's so let's go Luffy.


I'm rewriting a story wooohoooo