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Ch two the adventures of ASL
WITH THE THREE DIP SHITS. p.s Sabo is actually pretty smart shi shi shi!
Hey Luffy come quick it's happening! Shi shi shi allllllll right then here we goooooooo! As Luffy raced down to Grey terminal. Hey Ace remember what we practiced! Right I'm gonna kick this guy's ass! (A few months earlier. with the SpongeBob narrator voice lol) As Ace was attempting to escape Luffy. Oh heyyyy Sabo hey Ace what cha doing shi shi shi. Hey Ace why did you tell this idiot my name? W What I didn't tell him that. Hey Luffy how the hell do you know Sabo's name?! Oh I guess I should tell you shi shi, I'm from the future shi shi shi. Heh Ace did this guy just say he's from the future? Hahahaha he's nuts hahahaaaaa. Hey I am from the future Sabo stop being rude! (Luffy said with shark teeth). Alright what are our parents names? Well Ace's dad was Gol D Roger but I don't know much about his mom, Sabo's parents are the king and queen of the island and they burned down Grey terminal. WH WH WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT! I just told you didn't I, I'm from the future shi shi shi. H H HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FROM THE FUTURE HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S INSANE. Yeah I've already told you guys that twice are you stupid or something? O oh yeah I uhh guess you did huh. w w wait did you just say my parents BURNED DOWN GREY TERMINAL!? Yeah I guess we'd better stop that shouldn't we shi shi shi. well I uhh guess we should make some sorta plan right. Yeah Ace that sounds like a great idea to me. shi shi shi alright cool here we go!
AT THE GREY TERMINAL! p.s it's a slum.
As Luffy's "plan" (it's not much of one seeing as it's just kicking everyone's ass)went into effect. Hey you guys are the blue jam pirates right! Yeah what's it to you kid, can't you see we're doing something here! Whats it to me huh well let's just say I don't want to see Grey terminal burned to a crisp shi shi shi. HUH HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AHHHH LETS KILL EM GUYS! Heh heh GUM GUM BAZOOKA!!! At the castle dun dun dun! Hey you... S Sabo w what are you doing here!? W Why you shit son of mine can't you see I'm busy! With what burning down Grey terminal? WHAT HOW DO YO-. DOUBLE BROTHER PIPE AXE! Heh heh hey Ace I guess those training sessions with Luffy paid off after all! ahaha that shitty old man never stood a chance, alright now let's get running ahhhhhhh! Stop right there brats how dare you attack king Outlook the third! FIRE FIRE FIRE! Hey dandy dicks... ya missed whoop whoop who woo woo woo! HOLY SHIT THEIR FAST! HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT!? THEY'VE ALREADY ESCAPED!
AT LUFFY'S CAMP p.s it's pretty cool.
Hey Luffy! Oh hey Sabo what's going on shi shi shi! Did you beat your dad's ass like I told ya too? Yeah Luffy that old bastard went down like a sack of bricks hahaha! Oh hey look it's my dad! Hmmmm think I should go say hi? Hmmmm HEY LUFFY HAHAHA MAYBE YOU SHOULD SOCK HIM HAHAHAH! YEAH LUFFY HIT THAT DEAD BEAT SO HARD HE DOESN'T WAKE UP FOR A WEEK! Yeah yeah Ace that would be funny, woooooo I I need to sit down hahahehhehheh. Heeeeeeh. Alright then that's what I'll do shi shi shi (running noises). Hey Ace do you think we should join Luffy's crew? Hmmmmm well I want do everything on my own, butttt if want to I guess you are free to do what you want. Alright that's what I'll do hahaha!
AT THE REVOLUTIONARY'S SHIP p.s there's nothing special about it, it's just a ship with revolutionary's on it
HEY DRAGON LOOK THERES SOMETHING FLYING AT- (Wha bam thud)AHHH DRAGON! HUH A BRAT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU DO THAT! Huh oh well shi shi I'm (big inhale) MONKEY D LUFFY AND I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES WAHAHAHAHAHA! Huh oh right sorry dad but my brothers said it would be funny if I punched you, Hmmmm i guess they were right that was funny shi shi shi. Huh wh Kuma what the hell just hit me?! Uh LUF- uhhhhhh(shit shit shit) I mean what the hell is this brat doing here? Who the hell let him on the ship! Uhhhh dad did you forget what I looked like? (Ahhhh damn) uhhh hi Luffy heh heh. D D Daaaaaad!? (DRAGONS A FATHER WHATTTTT) Dammit Iva don't say IT OUT LOUD YOU DUMB ASS I SWEAR IF YOU HAD AS MUCH BRAIN AS YOU DO HEAD WE'D HAVE ALREADY WON THE WAR! Uhhh dad are you and Iva chan ok? H how do you know my name? welll you see I'm from the future, but I'm tired of explaining that soooooo just "Vega Punk" will have to do as your explanation. Oh hey dad wanna fight shi shi shi! Uhhhh sure Luffy why not heh heh. ( D D DID HEEEEE JUST SMILEEEEE! ) Alright LETS START FROM THE TOP! GEAR FIFTH (dum dut da da dum dut da da). Huh is is that the Sun goddddd's form! GUMMMM GUMMMM DAWN GUN!!! AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL HOW IS HE THIS STRONG! GUMMMM GUMMM BARANG GUNNN!! OHHHH SHITTTTTTT AHHHHHHH!
MONKEY D LUFFY VS MONKEY D DRAGON,LUFFY WINSSSSSSSSS
(DID DID HE JUST D DE DEFEAT DRA DRAGONNNNN!!) Nika you really are amazing(00!) two blows and our commander in chief has gone down I wonder what else you'll do in this world ?! Uhhh guys sh shouldn't we go get him back!? Ohh right alright the fights over guys let's go get him! See ya Luffy don't forget to write usssss!!!! Shi shi shi I won't,seeee yaaaa!
ON LUFFY'S BOAT ! p.s it's going to sink.
L Luffy look a whirlpool! Alright let's get on that ship Sabo! Shi shi shi I can't wait to see Koby again. (Clak Clak) alright hey land whale fight us! Yeah Luffy let's get em rahhhhhh!!! BRO DUO PISTOL! Oh right Koby I'll just grab him. Yoink ahhhhh who the hell are you! I heard you wanted to become a marine so I'm taking you to them! What seriously!? Yeah and we kicked the land whale's ass for you shi shi shi. Y YOU BEAT ALVIDA! Yeah it really wasn't that hard shi shi shi.
AT UHHH THE MARINE BASE p.s an asshole is in charge of it.
So Luffy is this where the Zoro guy you told me about is? Yup I think so, he should be right over this wall! Look there he is it's Zoro shi shi shi! oh and the bastard son nehhh well let's go kick his head in. HEY ARE YOU ZORO,IF WE KICK THESE MARINES ASSES AND GET YOUR SWORDS WILL YOU JOIN ARE CREW! YEAH HELMEPO IS GOING TO EXECUTE YOU IN THREE DAYS ANY WAYS! Wha what! Don't tell him that uh uh I'm totally honest about our agreement uhhhh get them men! Heh gum gum bazooka shi shi shi! Well how about it Zoro ya wanna join? Yeah I guess I don't have a choice oh well I guess I'm a pirate now . Shi shi shi ok now GUM GUM BATTLE AXE! Huh what are doing captain? HOLY SHIT DID DID HE JUST SPLIT THE BUILDING IN HALF! Alright there they are yoinky sploinky you are mine oooops I may have broken the others oh well lota itchy monkeys is ok weird name for a sword though. Huf Huf what the who the hell just did this to MY BUILDING I'LL KILL THEM! Ohhhhh right axe guy! shi shi GUM GUM PISTOL SHI SHI SHI! byeeeee hahahahaha oh hey Sabo can you write the letter to gramps? Oh to Garp sure thing Luffy.(huh did he say Garp heh heh no way right!) ( Dear shitty gramps Luffy and i have finally gone to the local marine base and decided to become... PYRATES hahaha I can only imagine the look on your face! For our replacements we send Koby and Helmepo p.s Luffy wants to know if you'll meet him when he gets to Dressrosa. Oh and make sure his bounty nickname is JOYBOY oh oh and really REALLY hype him up! thanks love Sabo and Luffy!
AT BUGGY'S ISLAND! p.s it's not going to be his for long.
Hey captain Buggy what's that up there? huh what the! (Boom crash bang clank!) Oh look Nami hmmm, how should I do this oh I got it! Hey lady what cha doing? Uhh at the moment trying not to get killed by these guys! Hey you look pretty strong ma maybe you could kick their asses for me heh heh! Ok sure thing! GUM GUM WHIP! Wha what was that what the hell are you!? Oh I ate the gum gum fruit and became a rubber man shi shi shi. Oh and uh hey my pirate crew is looking for a navigator are you any good? Uh oh ok yeah I'm pretty good but I'll only join you temporarily so don't expect me to stay or anything I hate pirates. Ok shi shi shi huh? Hey (huf huf) Luffy we (huf) kicked buggy's ass (huf huf) (wow Zoro you sure are panting a lot take the wind out of you! Shut up Sabo you didn't even do anything! Didn't even have to weaky! Huh what'd you just say to me! ) Ohhh uhhh cool good job guys shi shi shi. let's go get his treasure! hey Nami you want some? Ohhh yeah sure I'll take half and you guys take half haha. You're a witch woman! Pssst hey Luffy is she always like this? yup shi shi shi, she's scary heh heh but she's my crew mate and the best navigator I've ever met!
AT USOPP'S ISLAND p.s it's not his but he did tell me that!
Alright Sabo here's the plan you go protect Kaya and I'll wreck Kuro. But for now let's go meet usopp! Hey you pirates stop right there! I the amazing captain usopp am protecting this island you shall not step foot on this land, if you do my fifteen thousand men will slaughter you all like pigs and they'll do it slowlyyyy! Shi shi ya know that's not a toy it's not for threats it's for action now that you've drawn your weapon can you use it shi shi shi? M man you you real pirates are soooo cooollllll! I could never compare to you guys. Well actually I heard you're a great marksman and wanted to ask if you'd join are crew! As sniper and temporary shipwright! Wha whattttt seriously you you mean it! Yeah Usopp join ussss !!! Yeahhhhhhh i sure will captain! uhhhh wait what's your name? MY NAME IS MONKEY D LUFFY AND I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Alright it's settled I'll join you captain Luffy let's gooo! Uhhh shouldn't you get your stuff, ya know say your goodbye's? Ohhhh right I should do that haha, thanks for reminding me see ya! See ya Usopp! Oh hey guys you think we can get a ship here? Hmmmm maybe I don't know. Well let's go see if the people in that manor have one! Ok seems like a plan captain. Uhhhh maybe we should get something to eat first heh heh.
One day later in the SpongeBob narrator voice lol
Hey Luffy their here the pirates are here! Alright GUMMM GUMMM RED HAWKKKKKK (the kitty cat pirates were including Kuro instantaneously defeated whomp whomp) also I'm too lazy to write a completely pointless fight scene lol.
AT THE BARATIE p.s it has food.
So uhhh Luffy who are you having Sabo write that letter to? ohh to my dad, why Usopp . really what's his name? Dragon weird name right. Wh wh what y you can't mean the Dragon AS IN THE REVOLUTIONARY DRAGON R RIGHTTTTT!!!! Yup that's ma dad he's wish he was around more though. HE'S YOUR FATHERRRRRRRR!(the restaurant went silent) Yeah Usopp I just said that, NOW BE QUIET YOUR BEING ANNOYING AS HELL! ( Oh my god Garp the fist really is his grandfather! Zoro quietly thought to himself). Wham! Hi everyone I'm Don k-. (Oh right I forgot about this guy. GUM GUM PISTOL! (The Don himself made a rocket noise as he flew out of the restaurant lol.) HO HOLY SHIT IS THAT "HAWK EYE" MIHAWK! (Alright my rival Mihawk! )Uhhhhh Luffy should we do something about this? Yeah I guess so Sabo. Uhhh Zoro we need to have a talk. Wh what is it captain? You can not fight Mihawk Zoro you are wayyyyyy too weak for that! Wh whatttt!? Ok ok I know how that might be insulting to you but I don't think I can handle you getting turned into a shish kebab by Mihawk's knife. He can literally kill you in a single blow with a butter knife, you get it Zoro if he wants to he can just knock you out with his conquers haki you're nothing but a mouse to him! What WHAT HOW DARE YOU LUFFY THERES NO WAY I'M THAT WEAK!!! Ok you know what Sabo hand me that blind fold! Zoro if you can land a single blow on me I'll let you fight Mihawk how's that!Alright captain you're on! A STRIKE FROM BELOW AN ONIGIRI A THREE GORILLA SLASH THEN TWO STABS (this goes on for another thirty minutes or so) (huf huf) ALRIGHT I (huf huf) I GIVE UP LUFFY! (DAMNIT HOW HOW IS THERE SO MUCH DIFFERENCE IN OUR STRENGTH!). Ohhh hey Mihawk can you tell Shanks I hope his concussion got better shi shi shi see ya! Oh hey Nami where are you going? (Oh shit he saw me uhhhh what do I do thiiiiiiiink). Oh hey Nami do you want me to kick Arloong's ass for you? Wh what h how do k-. Your arm, I saw the tattoo. Now do you want me to kick his ass or not? L Luffy if if you did that I'd do anything you'd like. Anything huh shi shi shi.(oh shit I said that out loud what kinda perverted machination is he gonna ask me to do for him !) Well then join our crew permanently and chase our dreams with me hahahahaha!!!!! (Oh Luffy right close one thank god heh heh!)
Zoro doesn't get his signature scar :(
