I don't own ONE PIECE Oda"sencho" does!


AT NAMI'S ISLAND p.s it's not her island no matter how much she says it is!

OIIIII ARLONG STEP OUT SIDE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASSSSSS! Huh do you really think you can even so much as scratch me puny human? Why yes yes I do! Ok then prove it human. Shi shi shi GEAR FOURTH BOUND-MAN! HUH WHAT THE HELLLLL?! GUM GUM KONG GUN!!! AH AHHHH OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet). Hahahahaha he went flying oh my god hehhehhahahahaha weeeeeee hahaha! Alright guys you can handle the rest hahaha that was hilarious hahaha! Ah ahhhh I'll tear the building down when you guys get done shi shi shi. All right you fishy bastard ONIGIRI! PARTY TABLE KICK COURSE! AHHHHHH RUN AWAYYYYYYY AHHHHHHH! Wow sis these guy are awesome where'd you get them! Hmmm the ass kicking store called the sea hehheh. Oh well if you find any other boys that can grow like Mr Captain just leave them to me(wink). Whaaaat sis don't say that it's gross! Mmmm more like great to me, mmmmmm ohhhh yeah I bet his fist isn't the only thing that can grow like that on him. SIS KNOCK IT OFF HE'S MY CAPTAIN FOR GOD'S SAKE! Ok ok fine but you can't stop me from trying or dreaming at the very least. Ughhh yeesh I don't know how you don't have like twenty kids yet. Well I'm just careful and talented at knowing when to get it all in my m-. I- DONT- WANT- TO- KNOW- DAMMIT !!!!! Oh heheheh sorry you little baby(bleh). FLANCHET,PARTY TABLE KICK COURSE SPECTRE! ONIGIRI, THREE SWORD STYLE, (let's see if what captain told me about works) THIRTY SIX CALIBER PHOENIX!!!!!! USOPP HAMER!!!!! ALLLLLLLLLRIGHTTTTTTTTTT GUM GUM BATTLE AXE (crash boom pow Luffy destruction noises, you get the point :) ) WOOOHOOOO CAPTAIN LUFFY HOORAY ( imagine play station 1 cheering for the most comical effect )


AT THE ORANGE HAIRD SKANKS (CRASH) OW I MEAN TOTALLY NAMI'S ISLAND. p.s that hurt( lemon time!)

Oh heyyyy you're my lil sis's captain riiiiiight. Oh you're Nami's sister right? Yup that's right Mr captain. Oh ok it's nice to meet you! Is there something you want to talk about? Well I want to show you something ;) oh like what, is it meat because I'm so in if it's meat! Well it has something to do with eating hehe, come with me Mr captain. Ok sure thing! Oh so this is Nami's house wow it's really nice!!! Oh Mr captain what's your well ummm well what's your name hehe? Oh it's Monkey D Luffy shi shi shi, oh by the way where's the food ? Oh silly Luffy I'm the food . WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU! You really are dumb aren't you Mr Luffy? (Sigh) sit down on the couch for me will ya. Uhhh ok now what? Take off that cardigan. Ok done uhhhh Nokjiko why are you getting naked?! Ughhh do you know nothing about sex!? What seeeex what's sex? (Gong sound effect) Are are you serous like really you know nothing nothing at all?[Yup]( the most confident yup in history lol!) not a thing like you're not just fucking with me or something? Nope not a clue. Ohhhhhh my god this is hilarious he really doesn't know ha oh I'm gonna have sooooo much fun teaching him though mmmmm yeah . Well Luffy next take the rest off, yes all of it. Oooookay done now what? You see that little bump down by the little hole? Yeah what about it? Go ahead and rub your left thumb on it and take your right two middle fingers and claw upwards in the little top hole there ok. Ahhh ahhhh yeah Mr captain jusssst like that keep going ohhh baby sweeeeeet haha good boy good boy hehe. ok now Lay back and let me work at you ok honey. Uhhh ok I guess man I still think this is really really weird. Ahhh let me just get onnnn ohhhhh yeah ah ah uhhh huh wow you are big Lu Luffy huh huh huh ahhhhh yeahhh baby just like that ahhhh! Huh why's the door open oh - my - god DAMMIT SIS STOP BANGING MY CAPTAIN DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WHORE!!! Uhhh h hey na ahhh Nami what's wrong? shi shi shi. (SLAM) ohhh ooooops I guess that pissed her off hehe well I might as well enjoy rubber lover here. Uhhh Nojiko wha-? Don't worry about it Luffy I'll fix it in a minute. Ok shi shi shi, oh hey Nojiko I'm starting to feel kinda weird? Ohhh don't worry about it I'll get it juuuuust right hon honey ahhhh annnnnd now! (Gluck gluck gluck) ahhh No Nojiko that that's ahhhh soooooo goooood mmmmmmm ah (huf huf huf). Ah well I'm glad you liked it Mr Luffy, mmm that was nice and sweet! Just-like-you hehe! Uhh Nojiko don't you uhhh have to go fix something with Nami? Ohhhh right right ok welp here I go, ahhh this is going to be uncomfortable.


With rest of the crew.p.s they're having a party! :)

Hey Sabo what's sex? Uhh Luffy what are talking about wait oh no I forgot to teach you that! Uhhh Luffy you didn't have sex with any one right!? Yeah i did it with Nojiko I think? Yo you think well what happened? Well you see.


AT NAMI AND NOJIKO p.s Nami is sad :(

Hey uh sis (sob sob) what what do you want huh! Uhh sis I know he's your captain but why are you crying so much are you ok? OKAYYYY YOUR ASKING IF I'M OK AFTER ALL HE DID FOR US AND YOU USE HIM FOR A CHEAP RIDE! Sis I I. WHAT YOUR SORRY YOU WANT TO EMPTILY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT YOU DID IS THAT RIGHT! Sis (sob sob) I just thought it would be nice to thank him in a bit of a fun way I i didn't mean to hurt anyone! Well you hurt me! And I somehow doubt he knew about what you were doing to him. Huh I hurt you- ohhhh you you like Mr captain huh ohhhhh (shit oh god i fucked him right in front of her well fuck me then I'm dead) uhhhh sis i I know i can't apologize enough for what I did but I hope we can just forget this ya know no point in staying mad over something stupid like this heh heh. Yeah I guess you're right well let's go have fun at the party then, But noooo boys got it miss rocket freak! Uhhhh yeah sure thing sis!


Oiiiii Sabo, Sanji, Zoro, Usopp, Jhonny, Yosaku,Luffy! Nami swan Nojiko chan ! Oh hey Nojiko thanks for earlier that was really fun shi shi shi! (Gah must kill shitty captain) uhmmmm Luf Luffy I really want to apologize for that sniffle I uhmmmmm shouldn't have done that to you, it was completely wrong of me to take advantage of you like that! YOU CAN ADVANTAGE OF ME ANY TIME YOU WANT NOJIKO CHAN!!!!! (BONK) shut up Sanji! Damn Luffy your navigators scary! Yup shi shi shi but I wouldn't want it any other way! Oh and Nojiko I really don't mind it that much, it was superrrrrr coooolll hahahahaha, I had a lot of fun with you shi shi shi! Oh oh ok well if you're not mad then I guess it's ok whew hahaha I thought you were gonna get pissed like Nami there for a second. Oh he heyyyy there Genzo! Uhhhhh Nojiko did youuuuu? Uhhhh welll hehe. (Bonk) yeah sis did it again (owww hey that hurt Nami !) ahhhh dammit Nojiko I've told a thousand times you're gonna get a baby from some stranger and where will you be huh!? I know I know alllllll alone with a child Genzoooo. Exactly I don't know how you can be so irresponsible with your self! Well it's fuuuuun! Ahhhhhhh you're fucking impossible you dumbass slutty brat! Heyyyyy who are you calling a brat! That's what you're refuting!? Uhhh Nami should we do something about this? Nah it's fine Usopp, besides it's so much fun to watch. You're a damn witch woman! (BONK BONK BONK) ahhhhh seeee she's a witch! Ugh anyways Luffy you ready to set sail! Yeahhhhhhhhhh woooooohoooooooo, Grand line it's time to meet you again hahahahahahaha! Huh again what do you mean again Luffy ? Oh right I'll explain later shi shi shi, for know though HERE WE GO AGAIN! (Title card lol).


AT LOUGE TOWN p.s it's a very famous place!

huh I wonder where dad is? Oi Luffy what cha think'n about? Ohhhh just the letter I sent dad. Ohhhhh right he's supposed to be here, ya think he'll really show! Yeah I think so Sabo I think he will, I guess I have to try not to kick his ass this time shi shi shi! You're fucking crazy Luffy, welp ass kicking or not he's still your dad right. Yup oh look Louge town, heyyyyyyyy guyyyyyys Zoro, Usopp, Nami, Nojiko, Sanji, Yosaku, Johnny! Is that Louge town, wow the place of the beginning and the end! Hey Johnny come look at this it's AMAZING!!!!! What is Yosaku, HOLY SHITTTTTT IS THAT L LOUGE TOWN WOWIE WOWZERS! Alllllright guys let's split up and re group at the ship, Nami you go with Zoro, Johnny you go with Yosaku, Usopp you go with Nojiko, Uhhhh Sanji just go and do whatever you want, Sabo with me! See ya guys later!

Oh hey dad! Luffy how oh did you ohhhhh right haki! Yeah anyways dad I have a few questions for you! Well I'll see what I can answer for you you little monster from hell! ok you spermdoner from hell!(bleh.) Ok who the hell is my mom? Ohhh your mother huh well (I'm choosing the theory I like best!) was the empress of Amazon Lily, Toritoma. If you're wondering why you weren't with her as a child well you were both conceived and birthed off of the island so you are a man and not a woman and because of that you couldn't be on the island soooooo I left you with dad. Ohhhhhhh so that's what happened huh ok cool. Ya know when I got to Amazon lily I don't think I remember her there? Oh welllll she faked her death and became uhhh crocodile. WHAAAAAAT THAT ASSHOLES MY MOM HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK! Ahhh I don't know I think she thought if she became a man she could try to find you undetected or something she wasn't very bright heh heh! Hey by the way if you see Kuma tell him I hope things get better for him! Seeeeeeee yaaaaaaaaa! See you later Luffy!

Ugh I can't believe that I'm stuck with youuu Zoro the lost swordsman Sanji's right you are a lost moss! Huh well I uh dammit ahhh whatever oh great a sword shop finally!/oiiiiiii Yosaku loooooook at this! Huh what is it? Oh is that one of Vega Punk's laser guns! Yeah wanna steal it for Usopp! Steal welllll we are pirates now ok let's do it!/(Usopp's journey went exactly the same except Nojiko was standing there scared shitless along with Nami)Sanji's adventures as well./Alright guys I guess we should leave now. (Oh right smokey!) Oh there he is. STRAWHAT GET BACK HERE!(slap crash crash crash). Holy shit Luffy how'd you do that! ohhhh that was hilarious haha, I sent him through three fucking buildings hahaha sorry Smokey!


AT REVERSE MOUTAIN! P.s it's really tall

Hey Luffy are you gonna explain what happened to the rest of the crew ? Oh yeah ok sure thing, heyyyy guys come here! Huh Luffy what is it I was taking a nap!? Yeah Luffy I was working on Nami's new weapon you know! Shi shi shi sorry guys, but this can't wait! Huh alright then let's hear it captain. Well uhhhh how do I say this hmmmmm? Uh Luffy I'll handle this. Ok so Luffy may or may not have time traveled and so you guys except Nojiko and Yosaku and Johnny. Were on his crew before I think? And at Vega Punk's Island he touched some sort of ball that well did the time traveling for him. What HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY THATS RIDICULOUS HAHAHAHAHA! FINE THEN I'LL PROVE IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN WILL BE LABOON AN ISLAND WHALE! Huh ok then captain whatever you sayyyy.


IN LABOON. P.s he's a whale and a good boy!

DAMMIT THERE REALLY WAS A BIG ASS WHALE HERE! Heh well I tried to tell you guys Luffy can't lie haaaaahahahaha! Well what do we do now o wise Mr Sabo? Uhhh well Nojiko I guess we wait for Luffy to come back, (yeah that seems about right! man I'm such a good leader!) huh OH MY GOD AN OLD MAN AND A SKELETON! Hey you two who are you!(hmmmm Usopp I see is still as frightened as usual BUT WHO ARE THOSE THREE !). Hey asking peoples names before asking questions is polite you know! Oh wow I forgot how big Laboon was inside huh, oh look Vivi and uhhhh bat guy! OIIIII VIVI LONG TIME NO SEE! (Huh oh no someone who knows me Is here of all places!) Vivi it's been like what six years! Huh Mr Luffy!


Six years ago in I'm not spelling that aka asshole land. P.s I loved when Charlooser got turned into an accordion!

Hey gramps can you take me to the reverie? Huh why would you want to go there? I want to meet my friend Vivi because well you see-. Man that meeting totally spoiled my mood (hm she must be) oops my hand slipped haha-(yeeeeeeeeet). HI I'M MONKEY D LUFFY AND I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES NAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (BONK!) SEE WHAT MY PROBLEM IS SENGOKU! OH-MY-GOD GARPPPPPP WHAT-HELL-IS-WRONG-WITH-YOU! IT'S NOT MY FAULT SENGOKU IT'S THAT DAMNED RED HAIR'S FAULT!!! YOU LET HIM GET NEAR THIS BRAT! ... ... ... ... OH NO WHERE'D HE GO ... ... ... ... AND PRINCESS VIVI! SUMMON EVERYONE WE MUST FIND THEM AT ONCE!!!!! Oh my god what are you! What me I'm a rubber man shi shi shi, and I want to be king of the pirates! Huh a p pirate is isn't that illegal? Yeah but I don't care shi shi shi :D ! Oh wellll ok then but why did you grab me? Oh I want to be your friend shi shi shi! M My friend that that's it oh ok then I'm p-. I already know who you are, but I don't care about you being a princess soooo I'll just call you Vivi! Ohhhh well I don't care about you being a pirate sooooo I'll just call you Mr Luffy. Shi shi shi cool!


BACK AT LABOOOOOOOON! P.s he's a big whale!

AHHHHHHHHH EVERY TIME WITH YOU MR LUFFY! HEYYYYY GUYYYYYSSSSSS YOU GOTTA MEET MY FRIEND VIVI! (and uh bat-guy I guess). Huh LUFFY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AND WHO THE HELL ARE THEY! (Crash!) Oh hey captain long time no see. HUUUUUH BROOOOOK H HOW ARE YOU HERE!!!!! Well you see we were on egg head and I fell through the floor and saw you and Jimbe and we went into some strange light and I wound up where we had originally met. Sooooo you and maybe Jimbe are normal? I guess so, hmmmm well we shall certainly find out captain! Ohhh and I see you're miss Vivi huh well may I be so bold as to ask to see your panties? ABSOLUTELY NOT (bonk) (oh my god Luffy are we getting another pervert!) LUFFY! Wh what Nami? are you seriously letting this pervert skeleton onto the ship! Yup shi shi shi he's a musician and he's not that bad once you get to know him! Well captain's orders, what can we do right hahaha!

OH RIGHT NAMI HERE I ALMOST FORGOT YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS TAKE IT! Hu huh wh what is it woahhhhhhhh here we gooooooo hahahahahahahahahaha to the Grandline!

MONKEY D LUFFY AKA JOYBOY 300,000,000 RORONOA ZORO THE BOUNTY HUNTER 100,000,000 DEAD BONES BROOK 33,000,000 SNIPER USOOP 10,000,000 CAT BURGLAR NAMI 1,000,000 SANJI DOESN'T GET ONE AS A JOKE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME THROUGH THAT SCREEN NOW CAN YOU HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


AT THE CACTUS LAND LOL p.s it's graves not thorns creepy right!

Oh hey Vivi huh what is it Luffy? Why does Bat-guy keep calling you Miss Wednesday? MY NAME IS NOT BAT GUY DAMMIT!!!!! Yeah yeah whatever. Anyways why is he doing that? Ummmmm Luffy welllll you see(!00!) You know it almost sounds like you got yourself mixed up in baroque works. Wha what no no that's not what's happening here heh heh! Uh huh well if you're in trouble you know you can talk to me right? R Right of of course Luffy of course i will !

Oh hey look Luffy it's the island! Sweet thanks Usopp! (Alright guys let's do what Luffy said even if it is stupid) HEY GUYS LETS ALL SING ONE TWO THREE HIT IT BROOK! Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, yo-hohoho

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

Umikaze kimakaze namimakase

Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu

Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta

Sayonara minato, Tsumugi no sato yo

DON to icchou utao, funade no uta

Kinpa-gimpa mo shibuki ni kaete

Oretachya yuku zo, umi no kagiri

yohohohoho yohohohoho yohohoho yohohohoho

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

Warera kaizoku, umi watteku

Nami wo makura ni, negura wa fune yo

Ho ni hata ni ketateru wa dokuro

Arashi ga kita zo, senri no sora ni

Nami ga odoru yo, DORAMU narase

Okubyoukaze ni fukakerya saigo

Asu no asahi ga nai ja nashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

Kyou ka asu ka to yoi no yume

Te wo furu kage ni, mou aenai yo

Nani wo kuyokuyo, asu mo tsukuyo

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

DON to icchou utao, unaba no uta

Douse dare demo itsuka wa hone yo

Hatenashi, atenashi, waraibanashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho ( I don't own this song Echiro Oda does)

. Pssssst Captain is it time to kick ass? Shi shi yup let's go guys! Hey Mr eight what's wrong are their bounty's to low? N no it it ma ma ma mahhhhhh ahem it appears we may have made a major fuck up. Huh how so? GUM GUM REDDDDDDDDD HAWK! Oh oh fuck we're all gonna die! HOLYA SHIIIITUUUU WE A GONNA DIE! (P.s it took them three minutes to destroy the city in its entirety.wheeeze hahahahaha!) wha wha WHAT HIS BOUNTY IS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Ohhhhhh oohhhhhohohohoho we're dead we're dead we are a special level of fucked maaaaaan we done fucked up now WE DONE GOOFED

Alright guys it's settled then we're gonna help Vivi get her country back in order! (Aye aye captain Luffy all seven obviously excluding Vivi yelled in unison). Hmmmm wait where's Robin ohhhhh wait she's right over there gum gum (yoinky) huh! H How did you(!00!) mmm I mean, ah hmmm Mr captain w what do you want with m me! Were you trying to blow that old man up? Heh well yes I admit it but it seems you've stopped me, oh well. Hey do want to join my crew shi shi shi! WHAAAAAAAAT LUFFY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS RIGHT SHE'S THE ENEMY! Awwwwww but she seems nice and smart and besides you have to be able to read the road poneglyphs if you want to get to one piece! Oh hey miss Robin! (Huh he knows my name!?) The Rio poneglyph is on rafttale, you want that right! (HUH HOW THE HELL DOES HE-) BIG BRO LUFFY SHE'S A BAD GUY! Correction she's a woman so she's a bad girl and she's joining our crew so she's family, Isn't that right Robin shi shi shi :)! Wh What uhhhh ok I've done crazier things sooo sure, besides you don't seem as bad as my current boss.(HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE !) Alright to little garden oh and everyone remember to wear long sleeves.


Weeeeeee story's yay!