I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE ECHIRO ODA "SAMA" DOES! I don't own SpongeBob Nickelodeon does


AT LITTLE GARDEN p.s it's huge one could even say gigantic lol!

Man I can't wait to see Dory and Brogy again shi shi shi! Oiiiiiiii ZORO NAMI SABO USOPP BROOK JHONNY YOSAKU VIVI ROBIN SANJI NOJIKO!!!!! THE ISLAND IS UP AHEAD! Really sweet big bro let's go hahahahaha!!!!! Gear fifth! Huh uhhh Luffy what are you doing ( dum dut da da dum dut da da) wha what's that noise? HOLY SHIT HIS HEADS ON FIRE THE FUCK!!!!! Weeeeeeeee Dory Brogy hahahahaha! Huh ni NIKA IS IS THAT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY NAMES LUFFY HAHAHAHAHA (boing boing boing) whoa i i i can't believe this Dory it's really him! Yeah he's amazing and hilarious just like they said hahahahaha! (Half an hour later, again I know it's skipping a lot but I'll make up for it in Alabasta!) so guys i know we got the eternal pose to Alabasta but we need to go get a doctor so we gotta stop by drum kingdom. Uhhh ok Luffy, sure thing to drum!


IN DRUM KINGDOM p.s it's SUPERRRRRR COOOOLD!

Hey why are pointing guns at us we haven't even done anything ! Yeah what big bro Usopp said ! We don't allow Pyrates (Old spelling for pirate i think it's cool!) into the country, especially after the previous event! Look we don't know what's going on here but we're just here for our friend so if you let us find him we'll leave ok! NO WAY NO P- (beewmmmmmm "conquers haki noise") (in unison), CAPTAIN HOW THE HELL YA DO THAT ONE!) Conquers haki cool right shi shi shi ! Da fuq is dat? OH RIGHT I haven't told you guys yet alright I'll tell you once I get Chopper, see ya! Uhhhhhh did he just. fly yeah yeah he did sigh well I guess we should tie them all up while they're unconscious.

Hey are you Chopper shi shi shi! L LUFFYYYYYYYYYYYY Ho how do know that did you go back too waaaaaa waaaaaaahaha oh my god oh my god oh my god, I can't believe itttttttttt you're okkkkkkkk waaaaaaaaaa! Uhhhh yeah you, Brook, me and possibly Jimbe are Normal. Ok well let's goooo hahahahaha!

So Luffy what's haki? Ok so A Chopper's like me and Brook and Jimbe (I think) sooooo, he's normal for me so he already knows most of you sorta? And B haki isssss sorta your will extended in different ways, first is observation it allows you to kinda hear your slash feel your opponents Thoughts and allows in turn for you to dodge attacks before they even happen, it also given that you're good enough at it gives you the ability to see a few seconds to a long ass time into the future. Second is armament it makes things hard and projectiles faster and it allows you to hit logia/paramecia devil fruit users it also makes things explode even sea prism stone . Third is conquers and it can make attacks stronger but you have to be born with it and just hope It shows up in life it also makes weaklings go napybye. Ummmm Mr captain what do you mean he's normal? Uhhhh well Robin, uhhh Sabo do an explain my head hurts! :(. Uhhhhg fine well you see what happened wa- What r really there's no way (but it would explain why he knew so much!) ok I guess it's as good an explanation as any. So Mr captain is Alabasta our destination? Yup shi shi shi!


AT NANOHANA p.s it's a town in Alabasta!

Huh Pineapple what are you doing here? Ace told me if he couldn't be here that I should come in his stead. Huh wait WHAT HAPPENED TO ACE TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHERE IS MY BROTHER! Calm down he's fine he just got caught by Kaido in Wano. WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT DRUNK RETARD HAS MY BROTHER MOVING STONE IN THAT DAMN QUARRY OF HIS!(drip drip drip) PINEAPPLE WHAT'S OLD GIANT GRAMPS GONNA DO ABOUT THIS, WHAT DO WE DO DAMNIT! (Huf huf.) (HOLY SHIT THIS GUYS CONQUERS IS RIDICULOUS!) WELL OBVIOUSLY WE'RE GONNA KICK HIS ASS DUMBASS WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'LL COME WITH US! OF COURSE I AM WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, I'M GOING TO BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!!! OK THEN KING OF THE PIRATES IN ONE YEAR WE'RE GONNA GO TOGETHER AND BEAT HIS ASS! GREAT THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO! GOOD! AWESOME! GREAT! AMAZING! ALRIGHY THEN! FINE! SEE YOU IN A YEAR I HOPE YOU'RE OK BY THEN! ME TOO SEE YOU LATER PINEAPPLE!


WITH THE G-Aang p.s they just chilling.

Hey Luffy I felt your conquers haki is everything ok, where's Ace! He ... was captured by Kaido. (00) WHAT! wait l Luffy you don't mean king of the beasts K Kaido the emperor of the sea r right!? Yes Usopp, him. (Crackle Crackle thump thump thump) L Luffy holy shit calm down you've knocked out Nojiko Johnny And Yosaku !(Holy Ryuma,shit Luffys pissed we're boned.)uh uhhhh Marimo w what do we do here. Don't know uhhh fuck this is bad! I I I didn't mean t-, shit oh god Yo, Jo, Noji! O Oh my god I'm I'm so sorry ( it's ok it's ok it's just haki they'll get back up, Yeah they'll be fine right!) (sob sob sob) Fuck dammit why ahhhhg FUCK ! (SLAM) L Luffy oh my god Luffy w what do I do! Sabo what do we do! N Nami I I I don't know I've never seen him like this before! (SHIT DO WE JUST WAIT, YEAH THAT'S IT WE WAIT!) Uhhhhhhhh I think we should just wait for him to calm down, before we ya know try to talk to him again.

Ummm uhhhh well not to intrude but who is Ace and what relationship does Mr Captain have with him? Oh Ace is our brother, and he is the White-beard second division commander. Wh What wow so Mr Captain knows such a powerful man and is related to his second division commander my that's something! Yeah our family is pretty nuts haha :). What do you mean do you have even more strange family members yeah well ya see, Luffy's parents are Monkey D Dragon and Toritoma the princess of Amazon Lilly aka Crocodile, Ace's dad is Gol D Roger and his mom is Portgas D Rouge, my family isn't all that interesting all though I'm technically royalty heh heh! oh and Garp is our shitty old man ever since me, Ace and Luffy drank sake together. So there you have it that's our crazy family hahahahaha! ( yeesh big bro Luffy's family is nuts!) Wow, That's unthinkable what an amazing family you have! Yup and since you're part of the crew there your family too! Well I'll keep that in mind. Uhhhhh Sabo? What Vivi do you have a question too? Did you just say that Crocodile is Luffy's mom!? Uhhh yeah well Luffy doesn't seem bothered by it he's still gonna kick his/her ass. Oh ok then well I still feel a little bad about making parents fight their children. Ohhh don't worry about it Vivi we'll save your country no matter what! Thanks Sabo. Hey Nami are you okay!? y yeah I'm fine, It's nothing I'm just gonna go be brave and check on Luffy see ya! Ok just try not to hurt him more than he already is.

You know what time it is wink wink lemonade ;)

L Luffy are are you there, It's me Nami are you okay? (Oh my god he totally wrecked the room!) (sob sob sob) N Nami I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt them! (Oh god I hurt them!)I I know Luffy you didn't try to do that, it's our fault we're not even strong enough to withstand you just being mad haha. Luffy I'm so sooo sorry that happened to your brother. It's ok Nami it was my fault I didn't train him enough, but he's still alive and I can go get him! Luffy I don't know how to say this but do you want to lay with me? Uhhhhh what like take a nap sure! No Luffy you rubber retard I want to do it with you. Ohhhhh ok sure I still don't really get how though? Ummmmmm w well let's just go slow heh heh (!0_0!)! Sure if that's what you wana do Nami.

Ok soooo I just (sigh) take off (shake shake tremble tremble) your p pants like this. Yup that's it just like what Nojik-. Luffy let's not talk about that. Oh ok sorry Nami. Ummmm s so I just take it into m my m m my mouth. (Umpf gluck gluck gluck) (mmmmmm it actually tastes okay !) mmmm yeah Luffy you taste sooooooo good! Awww thanks Nami (huf huf) I'm glad you like this! Hmmmmm what's that noise? sis said she was gonna check on Luffy but shouldn't she be out by no- ohhhhhhhhh uhhhhh guys I um I think their gonna be a minute heh heh! Huh what's wrong big sis Nojiko is there something wrong? N No nothing like that it's just uhhhh well you see, uuuummmmmm Nami definitely found a way to cheer up the Captain hahaha.(blush) ohhhhhhhh so she's giving big bro Luffy... THE VACUUM TREATMENT WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!! wow th that lucky bastard (snap) and that's why he's the captain oh yeaaaaaah! (High five). Ok Luffy honey get on top of me. Ok shi shi shi, this is definitely the fun part! You ready Nami? Y yeah just slide it on in, oh and Luffy! What is it Nami shi shi? please be gentle you rubber dipshit. Shi shi shi ok Nami(smooch). (Slow clapping noises) ah ah ah L Luffy ahhhhh just like that keep going honey ahhhh pull my fucking hair! (Fuuuuuuuck I see why Nojiko does this is so damn much this is awesome!) ahhhhh Luffy let me just climb up here and ahhhhh! (Slap slap slap!) uhhhh Nami I think this is where I'm supposed to get out of you? (No way you rubber retard I want all of you!) It's ok honey just give to allllllll to me! Huh uh well ok then?( But Sabo told me I wasn't supposed to do that no matter what?) ahahahahaha Luffy it's ok really I'd love anything you could make with me! Now are you ready ? Y Yeah here. (Ahhhhhh fuck honey that's soooooo great Mmmmmm it's sooooo warm ohhhh yeah I don't want this moment to end !) ( pant pant pant) Well ummmm well Luffy that really was great thank you so so much for that! No worry's I had lots of fun with you shi shi shi! Yeah well I'll let you get some sleep Captain goodnight!Goodnight Nami! (man Nami's so much fun shi shi shi!)

(Gah must kill shitty captain!) Hey guys what cha do'n? Uhhhh Luffy did you and Nami just uh ya know a few minutes ago? Oh Usopp uhhh yeah how'd you know that? Oh weeeell Nojiko overheard Nami well you know giving you a little suck suck and we were just wondering that's all heh heh, ya know you're almost as good with women as me(smirk)! Wow Usopp really! Yuh huh sure am! Cool oh so do you know why she made do that thing I'm not supposed to do!? What thing? Oh you know, uhhhhh Sabo remember that thing I'm supposed to never do when I have sex what did you call it? Uhhhhh Luffy you mean cuming inside? Yeah she made me do that for some reason! W What seriously for real! Yeah she really seemed to like it. Luffy that's how you get a baby you know that right! Ohhhhhhh so that's what she meant! What? She said that it was ok and she'd love anything she could ever make with me. Wow Luffy it seems she really likes you, huh well that's something.(MUST KILL SHITTY RUBBER CAPTAIN!) Yohohohohohohohoho my Captain that's quite the accomplishment I've only ever done that once and well may I be honest when I say I may have looked a little bit better back then yohohohohohoho! Well Luffy if my little brothers ok with it then I'm fine with it too. Thanks Sabo, but what do you mean ok with it, what am I ok with? Having a kid of course duh dumbass! Oh yeah it's fine I think our kids would look cool anyways. Welp let's go to sleep lannnnd-(snoring). Hah Usopp always falls asleep so damn easy hahaaaaaa!


WITH THE GIRLS p.s they are women and they're talking about girly things gross am I right!

Hey Nojiko. What sis? I I really feel like I understand you better now ya know. Hmmm? Ya know the uhhhhhh boys thing. Ohhhh my sister is also a what did you call it a crazed bunny rabbit meat rocket rider? Hmupf well yeah, it wassssss so good uhhhhhh oh my god it felt like I was melting when he shot it in me ahhhhh man! Um sis I know I of all people shouldn't judge but I don't know what that old man Genzo would think if you were the one that ended up pregnant before me haha l! Ahhhh who cares what he thinks, I just want to be with Luffy! Uh Sis you should really quiet down before Robin and Vivi wake up. Well unfortunately we're both fully awake. Yes it seems so Ms princess. Oh shit you guys heard that huh? Yeah and ya know I I've kinda always had a crush on Luffy, but I don't think it'll ever work out with me being a princess and all. Wow Captain has a whole triangle of love! with you, Ms Nojiko, and Ms princess. Uh yeah I guess he does huh well I guess it's ok. Well you never know maybe we can get him to marry all of us tehe! YEAH THATS A GREAT IDEA, Awww sis thanks!


One day later p.s in SpongeBob narrator voice.

ALLLLLLRIIIIIIIIGHT GUYYYYYYYS TO RAINBASE SO I CAN KICK MY MOM'S ASS!!!!!(Captain you really shouldn't shout that)

Soooo Mr captain if you don't mind me asking do like any one? Hmmm oh you mean like love like as in a girl right! Yes if that's how you want take it, yes do you? Yeah I'm actually engaged! Wha what wow Mr captain you sure are impressive at your age! Well technically I'm like, (come on brain math for me!) thirty six years old, yeah that's it ! Ohhhh right I forgot. Yeah it wasn't nearly this easy the first time shi shi shi! Oh well I'm happy it's going well for you Mr.Captain. Yup shi shi shi last time you hadn't joined us until we had already beat my mom's ass. Oh really well then I'm happy I am already aboard. Yeah well let's get to land then hahahahaha! Aye aye Mr.Captain.


AT RAINBASE p.s it actually has water.

(Schweem) Ok my mom's over there so now all I have to do is beat her down! Yohohohohohoho, is there anything I should do Luffy? Uhhhh yeah you should go and disarm the bomb in the clock tower with Vivi! What where!? It's in the capitol. Alright then captain I shall depart to Arbarna With Vivi, Choper, Sanji, Yosaku,and Nojiko, (and maybe ask to see the ladies underwear) immediately! And I'll stay here with Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Robin,and uhh Johnny, shi shi shi! ALRIGHT NOW BREAK!

OIIIIIII CROCODILE IMMA BEAT YO ASS! Huh who does this clown think he I-(OH SHIT) GUM GUM RED HAWK!(SLAM) Aw the hell did he just use ADVANCED ARMAMENT HAKI, WAIT A MINUTE THE HELLLLLLLL DID HE JUST USE ADVANCED ARMAMENT HAKI ! (Cough Splatter) Hey Straw-hat what's with the conflicted face? (huf huf) Well ummmm awwww man Vivi was right I do kinda feel bad about this ugh. Huh what are you talk'n about Straw-hat? Uhhhhh nothingmom (00), uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(ahh man I said that out loud). Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. GUM GUM GIANT BATTLE AXE! (Uhhhhhg the hell did you feed him Dragon you fucking bastard he's strong as an ox!) Y You little shit, I I'm Happy you're nice and strong but I wished it wasn't directed at me hehehehe! Ahhhhhh maaaaaaaaaan I feel baaaaad (sigh) alright I'll get you out of here mom.

Oi Luffy did you put your mom in the dirt? Noooooooooo I well she was just ugh so happy to see me and I just couldn't leave her there soooooooooooo. So what? I left her in an alley... ... ... Really Luffy. [YUP] (there it is again the most confident yup In the world) Yeeeeesh when they handed out little brothers they definitely gave me one with some class. Luffy are you serious you left your own mother in an alley alone. Yeah Zoro she tried to steal Vivi's country! YOU RUBBER RETARD YOU REALLY LEFT YOUR OWN MOTHER UNCONSCIOUS IN AN ALLEY SERIOUSLY LUFFY!!!!! Yeah Nami I already said that! it was the least I could do and it's all I will do for her, I don't owe her anything! Bu-but Luffy she's your mom right? Yeah so what about it Usopp? Well I just think that you should probably be at least a little bit nicer to her. Yeah well uhhhh,well you have a point I'm still mad at her and all but ahhhhh fine I'll find her later ok ! Huh this has been a real surprise! What has Robin? That Mr zero was a women in the past and in fact even has a son and to top it off he was the empress of an island of purely women. Yeah that was pretty freaky wasn't it? Welp I guess we should wait for that pervert skeleton and Vivi to show up and get us out of here.


yohohohohoho please don't take this series seriously I'm just a lil goofy-goober !