I don't own one piece the venerable Echiro Oda sama does


YOHOHOHOHOHO Captain I'm pleased to report that everything has gone well! Yeahoooo we did it! I know Luffy thanks for doing all of this for me, I I can't thank you enough(sniffle).(just wait for tonight Luffy (sigh)). Oi guys there's gonna be a banquet at Vivi's place! Wha oh alright fine I guess we owe you ha ha, still I think you could have waited for me to invite you Luffy .


AT THE PALACE BATHOUSE! p.s it's wet

Hey where is the ladies bath ;). Like I would tell you, that's where the princess is! IT'S RIGHT OVER THAT WALL! YOUR MAJESTY YOU BASTARD! Nami look,what the hell are they doing! They're peeping Vivi duh. Well what do we do!? Don't worry I got it, it'll be 100,000 berrys each except for our Luffy of course! (Lucky bastard!) you ready sis? Yup! Double happiness punch! NAMI, NOJIKO WHAT THE HELL! Oh well you two certainly aren't shy fufufufufu. Man Nami likes doing that stuff a lot doesn't she? BIG BRO LUFFY YOUR SO GODAMN LUCKY! Hmmmm what? HMMMM WHAT,YOU GOT BOTH THOSE BADDIES WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER, IT'S NOT FAIR DAMMIT! I know it should have been me dammit not him it's not fair! shut up shitty cook! Huh what did you say to me lost moss! Dirty water imp! Low tier swordsmen! Wannabe kickboxer! Halfassed samurai! HELLO I'M TRYING TO THANK YOU NUMBSKULLS FOR SAVING MY COUNTRY! Oh really we didn't hear you? Well now that you have I humbly thank you for what you've done for us all! Ok shi shi shi it's wasn't really a problem. Huh what?! Yeah my mom was SUUUUUUUPERRRRRRE WEAK(with Franky pose.)! Huh what do you mean your mom? Crocodiles my mom shi shi shi, speaking of which I wonder where she is? WHAT SERIOUSLY, HE'S YOUR MOOOOOM HOW THE HELL DOES EVEN THAT WORK! Yup shi shi shi, although I didn't meet her until yesterday. Man I didn't even have to use a gear to beat her it's kinda sad to be honest. A gear? (Room wide head turn) Oh my gears are a way to use my rubber body to increase my power! How so Mr Luffy? Well tube hair guy, my second gear is where I pump my blood faster and gain power as a result, my third gear is where I inflate parts of my body in order to gain size, my forth is kinda the same but I use my haki to make my self hard and resilient! Like I can take a hakied blow and my body will have defense of both haki and rubber,I can even "fly" by bouncing in the air! Gear fifth is where I'm at my freest! It's the awakening of the Nika fruit and in it I can do whatever i please shi shi shi! Huh Nika I thought you were a rubber man Luffy? Well after some letters I had with Kuma and Apple gramps,I found out that there is no such thing as a gum gum fruit only the "human human fruit mythical zoan type model uhhhh Nika". Luffy what's a Nika? Ummmm Kuma said it was some sort of slave god or something? Oh well what does he do? Uhhhhhh I can't remember frees stuff I guess, and honestly I think it fits me pretty well shi shi shi! Yeah yeah I guess it does! Seeeeeeeee Sabo I told you they would like it! Yeah yeah Luffy I know I know.


LATER THAT NIGHT. p.s it's cold at night in the desert

Hey Vivi come hangout with me I'll show you something neet! Ahhhhh ok sure why not Luffy. Thanks Luffy come on let's go haha! AHHHHHHHH DAMNIT LUFFY YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH PUT ME DOWN! SHI SHI SHI BUT IF I DO THAT YOU'LL FALL LIKE THIS! WHA LUFFY NOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH huh DAMMIT LUFFY (HUF HUF) I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL YOU CAUGHT ME LIKE THAT BUT DON'T DO IT AGAIN! SHI SHI SHI SORRY VIVI BUT IT WAS SOOOOO HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LET'S LET'S JUST GO HOME OK! NO WAY THE NIGHTS JUST BEGONE HAHAHA LET'S HAVE MORE FUN HAHAHAHAHA! (THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY WHY AM I IN THE AIR SWINGING AROUND THE CITY WITH A RUBBER MORON)

Shi shi shi MAAAAAAN that was sooooooo MUCH FUN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (You're fucking crazy Luffy.) hey ummmmm Luffy there's something I need to ask you for(•00•). Hmmm what is it Vivi? W Wellllllll umm uhhh well you see. Um well yes and it's you Luffy. Ever since we met I've always thought about the boy who socked the guy who slapped me to god knows where and then swung me around the city like a monkey in a jungle heh (sigh). But I figured since I was a princess it'd never work out heh and that we'd never meet again but here you are the boy that haunts dreams.(And made them soaked(giggle)) (blush) ummm so I I don't know what to do about this about you ya know.(sniffle sniffle) I I ummm l l lo i lov i love you (red). Thanks Vivi that's really nice of you but I'm already engaged. What. Uhhhh are you ok? Mmhmm(silent sobbing) yeah I'm just gonna go ok see ya later Luffy(sob sob). Uhhh ok then see ya later Vivi(the hell was that about)?

Oi Sabo uhhhhh i think i made Vivi cry i think? Uhhh what happened Luffy well you see she said she loved me and i said she was sweet but i was engaged. Ah well I guess that was the right thing to do, but uh Luffy didn't you have sex with Nami and Nojiko? Uhhh yeah duh Uta's not my girlfriend she's my fiancé? Luffy fiancé is the step after girlfriend and before wife. Ohhhhhhh shit I'm a dumbass then. LUFFY DID YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT YOU COULD CHEAT ON YOUR FIANCÉ BECAUSE SHE WASN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND![YUP] (gong sound effect) you really are stupid aren't ya Luffy! [YUP] shi shi shi :)(sigh) you are my rubber retard of a brother aren't you . Yeah yeah but how do we fix this? Hmmm oh well I ain't got a clue on that one. I got an idea! (Uh oh there he goes).


AT THE MARKET. p.s Nami is haggling an old man over a penny

OIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII I NEEEEEEED HELLLLLLLP! Huh wha what is it Luffy!? Ok so I need help with a lady problem. Hmmm well what is it? So well I'm engaged to my father figures daughter right. W WHA WHAT YOU'RE ENGAGED! Yup shi shi shi. But that's not the problem the problem is that it made Vivi upset. Ohhh uh I see. WAIT A MINUTE YOU'RE ENGAGED AND YOU FUCKED ME AND MY SISTER LUFFY YOU PIG! I DIDN'T KNOW I COULDN'T DO THAT OK! YOU DUMBASS! I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW ALREADY BUT I DON'T WANT VIVI TO BE SAD SO WHAT DO I DO! FUCK I GUESS YOU HAVE TO MARY US ALL ASSHATTRONAUT (--asshat astronaut) AHHH DAMMIT FINE (ahhh man I'm gonna have to ware all these rings on a huge necklace or something aren't I !) uhhhhhhhhh what are you all looking at? DAMMIT LUFFY DID YOU JUST MAKE ME SAY ALL THAT SHIT IN PUBLIC! (Bonk bonk bonk) sowy Nami


AT THE PALACE BATHHOUSE(again). p.s Vivi is soaking and drowning her sorrows, and it is NOT PRETTY YEEEEEESH:(

Hey Vivi you ok? Huh oh (hic)Luffy hey I uh didn uhhhh see you ther (hic)heh heh. VIVI NAMI GAVE ME A AWESOME IDEA! Huh wha's dat Luffy? Well you know how I'm engaged right. (hic)Yeahhhhh(sniffle)? Well Nami said I should marry all of you! (HIC)Wha what! (utterly shocked drunk face) Yeah that way you don't have to be sad right shi shi shi! W (hic)W Well (huf huf) All Alright I'll doob it (hic)Luffy hahaha! (Smooch)! (YES I DID IT VIVI'S HAPPY AGAIN WOOO-HOOO!) Oh my wonderful rubber captain ( in a lusty sing songy voice) What is it Vivi? Oh well I just tot that tince we're(hic) alllllllll alone in a bathhouse we might as well have a little fun (hic) hehehe ;). Ohhhh alright let's go at it shi shi shi ! (Twenty minutes later) (huf huf huf) Luffy ahhhh dat t'was amazing tanks (hic) so much! Ahhhhh Vivi it really wasn't that big of an ask shi shi shi. Oh hey ummm Vivi h honey? Hmmmm what is it Luffy? Uh well do you want come with us when we leave or do you want to stay here in Alabasta? I I don't know, honestly Luffy I (hic) I don tink I can actually leave, ja know . Ooooooh well ok if you want to stay you can stay but if you want to leave with us always you can leave shi shi shi! Thanks Luffy (hic) you're da bist fiancé eeeeebver haha! Well I'm gonna go, gather up all of my crew it's time to ship out bink's brew blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!


AT THE SEAAAAAAAA. p.s it's got the blub blub swim swim things in it .

(Sniffle) well guys I guess Vivi's not coming, ah well LET'S SET SAIL NAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEY LUFFY WHEN WE MEET AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE CALL ME YOUR CREW MATE MY LOVE! WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE PRINCESS IS IN LOVE WITH A PYRATE ! (Oh shit I said that out loud didn't i, wait a minute who cares what they think I'm the princess HA)oh and Luffy ummmmmm about last week, I might have a little surprise for you when you come back tehe! (A Surprise what does my daughter mean by surpri-...) THAT FUCKING STRAWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU KNOCKED UP MY DAUGHTER DAMMIT YOU BASTARD! See you honey love you shi shi shi! (In unison) WE'LL MISS YOU VIVIIIII! (Sniffle) And I'll miss you guys too!

Hey guys where do ya think my mom went? How on earth would we know that, you're the one that LEFT HER IN AN ALLEY! Yeeeeeeesh ok ok I get it I get it I shouldn't have done that(sigh). Aaaaaanyways I hope she's ok. I'm right here. (0_0) Oh hey mom, what cha do'n? Well since I'm currently out of a position I guess I'm joining you now, since I have nothing better to do. Oh ok glad to have you aboard shi shi shi! Feh feh feh well uh son glad to ummmm uhhhh be here I guess ahem, ok sooooooo what do we do now? Well we just follow the log-pose and see where we end up. Alllllllllrighty then let's go.


AT SKYPIEA p.s it's an island in the sky(00)wow. pp.s there is no actual reason to go to Jaya.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Thud) Awesome we made it wooooohoooooooooooo! Oi Sabo, Usopp, Brook, Chopper, Nami, Nojiko, Zoro, Yosaku, Johnny, Robin, Sanji And uhhh mom we're here, at the island in the sky! Wow it's really, uhhhhh where's the island? I don't know it's up here somewhere I think ? You think huh? Ugh Luffy you're impossible! It's up here, it's just a mystery island! (Sigh slam) you better hope we find that island Luffy. Yes Nami honey (sniffle). Ohhhh look the terrorist guy. What? Ahhhhhhh a terrorist! GUM GUM PISTOL! AHHHHHHHHH! Whoa what the!? H hey there w who are you? Ummmmm aren't you supposed to introduce yourself first? Oh right my apologies, ahem I am Ganfal- My name's Monkey D Luffy and my address is 1035 Los Gatos Road windmill village, Goa kingdom and my world government social security number is 5669-420-3600 my blood type is type f and I'm gonna be the king of the pyrates shi shi shi! See ya old man I'm gonna go to the island now haha byeee! Uhhh ohhhh he is sooooooooooooo dead, well he's not my problem; Besides he seems absurdly strong.

Woaaaaaa it's Skypiea, So coooooool! Yeah Chopper I know it's awesome right hahaha! Uh hey Luffy? Huh what is it Sabo? Well is there anything we need know about on this island? Uhhhhhhh oh yeah we're gonna have to fight this guy with a lightning devil fruit and strong observation haki. Oh ok, are we just gonna go fight him? Uhhhhhh I guess so shi shi shi! Allllllright Nami go left of the island! Why's that Luffy? We're going to fight an asshole and get loooooots of gold. How much(!00!)? As much as the ship can fit shi shi shi! AWWWWW LUFFY YOUR THE BEST FIANCÉ EVER HAHA! What f f fiancé, when did this happen! Ohhhh you're right Sabo I did forgot to tell you guys about this shi shi shi. Ok so me Shank's daughter, Nami, Nojiko, and Vivi are getting married shi shi shi! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

My boy is getting married to four women seriously!? Luffy what the hell,how'd you even pull this off!? Hey My Captains personal business is none of my own, but it is ... very impressive congratulations Luffy. Ahhhh Luffy I'm so happy for you I'd be crying tears of joy right now if I had any eyes YOHOHOHOHO! Wow Luffy that's even cooler than most of my lies I mean story's of my time at sea haha! BIG BRO LUFFY BIG BRO LUFFY BIG BRO LUFFY! Agh must kill shitty captain! Woooow Luffy that's awesome, so cool! Oh my captain is quite the ladies man I hope I don't fall victim to him as well fufufufufu(blushing)(although maybe I do want to be a victim if just for a little while Although I think if I touched that trap I'd get stuck ... forever). So lil bro when's the wedding? Uhhhh I guess when I get them all together shi shi shi! THAT LUCKY BASTARD, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME DAMMIT! Sorry Sanji shi shi.


AT UPPER YARD p.s it's full of oddly tall trees.

Heyyyyyyy Enel where are youuuuuuu I wana fight! Hmmmm is that the sound of a blue sea dweller challenging me? (Boom) alright I except your challenge! GUM GUM BAZOOKA! AHHHHHHH (SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM)! GUM GUM(OH SHIT)BATTLE-AXE! Ow what the hell are you! SHI SHI SHI GEAR FIFTH- (OH FUCK ME WHAT THE HELL IS THAT) HAHAHAHA, TOYOI NO KAMI CANNON!

(boom ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh splash)

MONKEY D LUFFY VS GOD ENEL

LUFFY WINS

Oh hey guys I got something for you to do! Hmm what is captain? Go fight "god's" priests while me and Nami load the ship with treasure shi shi shi! Alright then let's go get em guys. Ummm Zoro why are we going to fight these guys? Uhhh well Luffy told us to do it soooooo, but if you're asking why he told us to do it then he probably wants us to get more experience in fighting. Ohhhhhhh Luffy's so cooooool hahaha!

Alright guys is everyone ready to go? Yup guess so,but Luffy do we really have to leave, I wanna see if they have any pretty ladies(noodle dance)! Yeah I didn't even get to do any shopping Luffy! Yeah I meant to Skypiea heh heh. Ohhhh ok yahoo let's go! Yeah Usopp this is gonna be awesome!


AT SKYPIEA PROPER p.s it's made of clouds you know with that particle we all played with as children.

Oh hey what's your name? Oh uh heso I didn't see you there! That's alright I'm Monkey D Luffy and I'm gonna be the king of the pyrates! Oh my that sounds like quite the goal! I know right, me and my friends are to go shopping! Hmmm oh well in that case we have a large shopping district, please allow me to escort you. Ok hahahaha let's go uhhhhhh what's your name? Oh it's conis nice to meet you hehe. Alright Nami let's get a goin while the goin's good! Hey how'd your crew get up here anyways? Oh well you see we took the knock up stream. Wha what you actually went up that thing!? Yup shi shi shi that's me! Wow what other things have you done? Well earlier today I k-. HEY GUY IT HAPPENED GOD ENEL'S BEEN DEFEATED! Yeah like I was about to say I kicked some lighting jerk's ass! W WHAT Y YOU DID THAT! EV EVERYONE THIS BLUE SEA DWELLER IS THE ONE WHO DEFEATED GOD ENEL! SERIOUSLY YOU'RE A HERO MRRRRRRRRR? Luffy, Monkey D Luffy and I'm not a hero, you see let's say a hero has meat a hero would share the meat with everyone, but I want all the meat to my self! Oh so you're a morally flexible individual and more of an anti hero ok got it. Yeah whatever that means I guess. Welp I gotta go help my fiancé with her shopping or she'll get mad at me heh heh.oh well thanks by the way! You're welcome!

Hey Nami I'm gonna do one last thing before we set sail shi shi shi! Alright Luffy make it quick though.

RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

DUM DUT DA DA DUM DUT DA DA DUM DUT DA DA !


THE END