I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE DOES! long ring long land Luffy simply punches Foxy's face in.


BOUNTY TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Monkey D Luffy Aka Joyboy 700,000,000, Sabo aka the blue gentlemen 500,000,000, Roronoa Zoro aka the pyrate hunter 200,000,000, Nico Robin aka the demon child 180,000,000, Crocodile aka Mr sand man 120,000,000, Dead bones Brook 80,000,000, Usopp 75,000,000, Nami aka the cat burglar 55,000,000, Nojiko the lustful 40,000,000, Chopper the cotton candy lover 30,000,000, Johnny and Yosaku 15,000,000 and 14,000,000 respectively, Sanji aka the black leg 5,000,000.


AT THE MARRY p.s it's going to sink soon:(

Why is my bounty so low (sniffle) I'm sorry Sanji but hey last time you didn't even have one yet and the one you did get was an awful drawing at first so this is actually a huge improvement shi shi shi! R Really thanks Luffy!(Crash) AHHH GUYS THE SHIPS TAKING ON WATER! What we'll be right there Usopp! Damn the keals cracked, I really thought I had it this time(sniffle) huh? Merry didn't make it last time either. What so you knew this was going to happen Luffy! Usopp I I didn't want this to happen again but think about it this is a cruising vessel meant for the east blue it not supposed to be here at all, let alone do the shit we do all the time! I know but i i just can't let the Marry go! I know Usopp but in the end we have to, it won't get past water seven. Dammit h how do you know that! Because last time we tried it snapped in half. Awwww FUCK! I mean a least the next ship we get is awesome n stuff! Well I guess that's something:(

Hey Sabo? What is it Luffy is this about the next island? Yeah you need to watch Robin so she doesn't get kidnapped like last time. Oh riiiiiiiiiight ok then got !

HEY BIG BRO THERES A FROG DOING THE FRONT CRAWL!


AT WATER SEVEN p.s it's wet, like the women reading this chick flick of a fanfic. pp.s i hope you are all regardless of your sex having fun ;) In their panties i hope YOHOHOHOHOHO! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT AHHHHH!

Alright guys listen up! Huh what is it captain is it more haki training? No. Zoro Usopp and Nami are going to trade in our gold. Robin and Sabo are going to help me get our shipwright. Uhh son how do you know that there's a shipwright here? Uhhhh, Saboooooo do an explain :( uhhhhhhhhg fineeeeeeee ok so what happened was-.oh ok whatever. WHATEVER?! Yup whatever not the weirdest shot I've heard. Uhhhh yeah alright guys let's gooooo!


AT MARINEFORD p.s it's where the navy lives.

GARRRRRRRRP IT'S YOUR DAMN FAMILY AGAIN! Huh, oh well that's my grandson wahahahahaha! HOW THE HELL IS HE THIS STRONG! Oh well ya see, he went to egghead island touched an orb and went back in time. GREAT JUST GREAT! Yup I bet he's as strong as Roger now wahahahahahaha!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! (Like the fuuuuuuuu rage guy meme)!

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA go down there to Water Seven and kick his ass Garp! Ahhh fine I just planing to go see him anyway. *door closes*

sigh* this guys gonna have ten times the bounty of Roger at this rate!


AT WATER SEVEN p.s it's still wet. Yes very wet YOHOHOHOHOHO- (BONK) go to horny jail! There isn't even a lemon in this chapter!

hey you're Franky right! Yeah what's it to ya? I want you to be my shipwright! WHAT HAHAHAHAHAHA, are you drunk kid! Franky I know you want an ultimate ship and to take it to the grandline! Heh well that's true n all buuuuuut I'm still gonna have to say no. Sabo remember plan B! Uhhhh Franky for what it's worth I'm sorry. Huh? AHHHHHHH MY UNDERWEAR! SABO RUUUUUUUN! HAHAHA KEEP AWAY! GIVE THAT BACK STRAWHAT! ONLY WHEN YOU BECOME MY SHIPWRIGHT! NO WAY! Mommy why doesn't that man have pants? Hmm sweety what do you mean- AhhHHHH A PERVERT! GIVE ME BACK MY UNDIES BASTARD! GONNA BE MY SHIPWRIGHT! NO BUT I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! SHI SHI SHI NO WAY! THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU FRANKY! YEAH THIS IS TOO FAR! I KNEW HE WAS A PERV BUT REALLY!?


AT THE MERRY! p.s ahhhhh this is gonna be awful!

ROBIIIIIIIIN NOOOOOOW! As you wish captain,(I'm sorry Franky but I need you to join)Clutch.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Luffy dear god whyyyyy! He has to be our shipwright no one else can do it! Ahhhhhhhhh it's awful why why why! Ohhhhhhh goooooood his balls his poor balls! So Franky? Ehhhhhh awwwwww owwwwww. Are You gonna be my shipwright shi shi shi:) no no w way! I'm a real man I i can't g give up. I know Franky but I need you as my shipwright. Wh why me? Because you are SUUUUUUUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR talented! How how do you even know that! Uhhhh Sabo d-. Uhhggggg fiiiiiine you see what happened was-. What and you came back for me! no way that that can't be true, that's impossible! Franky I know you want to set sail and chase your dreams! Yeah but I have the Franky family to take care of man. Well last time you left they seemed pretty much fine afterwards. Hmmmm well awwwww fuck it! THIS SHIP IS GONNA BE RADICALLY SUUUUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


AT BLUENO'S BAR p.s he's a traitor dater!

bedabedabedabeda, ca-click

whispering*hey Luffy!Hmmm what's up Sabo? It's Robin she's meeting up with those guys at the bar! Oh well hold on I'll be right over. Ca-click

hey what do you think you're doing with Robin Lucci? Uh shit! (GENUINELY PISSED LUFFY HAKI) uh ca captain what are you, I I guess you already know why I'm here. Yeah but it's alright you were just scared for us but you don't have to worry they couldn't even touch us in the first place hahahahahahaha! Oh well I'm sorry for the lack of trust captain. It's all good shi shi shi!


AT THE MERRY! p.s it's a boat with a soul dun dun dun!

Hey Nami? Hmmm what is it honey? Do do you think Vivi's safe? Yeah. Hey what do you think she meant when she said she'd have a surprise for me? Luffy. What? You're an idiot. Uhhhh Nami just tell me. I think she meant she was pregnant. Ohhhhhhh, WAIT WHAT! Yup that's pretty much how she implied that statement. Oh wow so I'm gonna be a dad! I guess so heh heh. Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! I'm happy you're happy about this Luffy it's a big deal! I know right this is gonna be awesome shi shi shi! Ummmm Luffy. Hmmm what Nami sweetie. Later not now but later I want one too. sure why not shi shi shi. Thanks Luffy:) you're welcome! Hey sis what you two talking about? Ohhhh not much Noji why? Just asking. Oh ok. Sooo you two wana cuddle? Sure it's a great night for it.

Awww they fell asleep shi shi shi! Huh! Hey captain haha! M Merry what are you doing here! Well I'm the sprit of your ship so I'm obviously on the ship. Oh right hehehe. So captain want to do something for me? Uhhhh sure what is it merry! Take one of my boards and nail it to the sunny shi shi shi! Hmmm why would I do that? Because it'll allow me to hold more control of the ship and then I can visit and help when ever you want haha! Really awesome! Sure is hahahaha weeeeeeeeee! Hey By the way how are you gonna help? Oh right so you just call me out aaaaaaaand I appear! Ohhhh so I go SUUUUUUNNYYYYYYYY(whispering) and you'll come out? [YUP] alright awsome shishishishishishi! Then what? Oh I completely control the ship. Oh ok then what does that do? I can like uhhh sail to some where without even having you guys aboard and I can shoot the gaon cannon with out you! Sugeeeeeee awesome! alright Bye Merry! See ya captain Luffy!


AT THE HALF COMPLETED TEN THOUSAND SUNNY! p.s they got about 700,000,000 this time so the ship has seaprism stone and is twice the size at 400 ft tall and 200 ft long!

Oi Franky! Hmmm What is it captain? Can you nail this board down to the ship somewhere it won't come loose. Sure thing captain! Man working before aqua laguna is tough!(wonder why he wants this nailed down?)


AT WATER SEVEN! p.s it's wet. BROOK DON'T YOU EVEN DARE! Fine... wet YOHOHOHOHO!(BONK)

IIIIIIII'M GONNA VISIT MY GRANDSONS WAHAHAHAHA! (CRASH) Huh?! UH GRAMPS HAHAHA HEY WHAT'S UP! WHAT'S UP? MY GRANDSONS IS WHAT'S UP! Hmmm what cha mean? DID YOU GET A BOUNTY OF SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION BEFORE YOU ENTERED THE NEW WORLD!? Yeah so? I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, EVEN IF YOU ARE A PYRATE WAHAHAHAHA! Shi shi shi thanks gramps! Hey Luffy :)wana tussle? ALRIGHT! GEAR Fourth! GALAXY IMPACT!

Damn Luffy (pant pant) you've gotten even stronger! Yup shi shi shi shi shi, me n Sabo have been fighting together for a while and now we're pumped up NAWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Heh well now they'll at least think I tried to capture you,not that I could wahahahaha! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Damn Luffy you guys almost destroyed the entire island! Uhhh I guess so but we couldn't really go all out. Honey that's that's terrifying. Yeah well I have to be strong to be king don't I Nami! Yeah yeah I guess so.

ALRIGHT LET'S SET SAIL! AYE AYE CAPTAIN!


AT THE TEN THOUSAND SUNNY! p.s it's da B.O.A.T!

Hey Luffy you said you had a surprise for us? Yeah sure do! OIIIIIIIIIIII SUNNY COME OUT! AYE CAPTAIN HAHAHAHAHA! Huh who is this child! I'm the Sunny Nami! What do you mean you're the Sunny? I'm the ship haha! Huh how are you the ship? Well Usopp you see you all loved me so much that I came to life annnnnnnd I got put into the Sunny, so I was Merry but now I'm Sunny! WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE SHIP CAME TO LIFE! YUP AND WATCH THIS! Huh? Wooooooooah the sails unfurled themselves! WHAT IN THE SUUUUUUPERRRRRRR FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!

I am a ship and I am the best, I am a ship and I don't rest. I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best! I'm the ship my captain likes breasts! Chicken or lady doesn't matter to him! I'm the ship and I like to swim! Swim swim swim, swimming along so that we can get along! Hahahahaha weeeeeeeee!

so cute.


AT THE SABODY ARCHIPELAGO! p.s it's a bad place.

Ya know Sabo, I've been craving a real fight ever since we set out. Yeah I get what cha mean, it's just been real boring lately. So you know what I'm gonna do! What Luffy (oh this can't be good!) I'm gonna punch one of those bubble heads! WON'T THAT SUMMON AN ADMIRAL! Hey what's going on here you're interrupting my nap?! Oh Zoro guess what! What Luffy?(man I hate that smile!) We're gonna fight an admiral! WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHT LUFFY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NO WAY! YES WAY NAMI! BIG BRO LUFFY'S GONNA PUNCH WID DA BIG DOGS! my my Mr. Captain that sounds dangerous. THATS SUUUUUPEERRRRRR FUCKING CRAZY CAPTAIN I'M IN! uhhhh Luffy I I d don't kn know if that is such a good idea,I mean I'm starting to get don't go fight the navy admiral disease! Wooooooow Luffy are we really gonna fight one of them?YOHOHOHOHO ALRIGHT CAPTAIN! YAHOO LET'S GO SHI SHI SHI!


AT THE NO NO SHOP. P.S THIS MADAFAKA FINA BURN!

S St. Charlos! It's an honor to be in your presence! Hmmm why yes it is commoner, alright let's get on with this auction shall we! Of course sir, right away! ( clap clap) START THE AUCTION NOW!

(Step step step step step step step step step step) HEY YOU! Hmm what is this interrupting behavior at my auction? GUM GUM! What the hell! PISTOL! (THWAP) Ahhhhhhhhhh! He he hit him! Ruuuuuuuuuun an admirals coming! Huh?! Hey Strawhat! Hmmm oh hey you're Law and Kid right? Yeah. What do ya think you're doin Strawhat! oh getting in a fight with an admiral for fun. FOR FUN EVEN I'M NOT THAAAAAAT CRAZY YEESH ! shi shi shi shi shi! Alright guys let's free the slaves! Aye aye captain!

Hey Johnny? What's up Yosaku? Did you think that five months ago we'd be freeing slaves, punching celestial dragons and fighting admirals? HA no way but here we are! Hey you gonna let me out as well? Huh yeah of course our captain told us to,so you know we're gonna! Yeah me n my bro are gonna free ya so good you'll be even freer than when ya got in there! Hm well that's something but ya mind actually doing that HAHAHAHAHA! Uh y yeah sure thing buddy.

Ah so you're Monkey D Luffy aka joyboy ? Heh yup sure am Silvers Raleigh. Heh you're a little punk ain't cha? Yup, check this out. Hm? (JOYBOY SIZED HAKI BLAST) (THE HELL) that all ya got kid (huff huff) nah watch this shi shi shi:) (takes a sword into hand) (KABLAM) WHERE WHERE DID DID YOU YOU LEARN LEARN THAT! THAT! Shi shi shi, as if I'd tell you ahahahahahahahahaha! (future sight!? The audacity of this little shit!?)

Ohhhh~ so~ you're~ Monkey~ D~Luffy~? Yeah GEAR FOURTH, SNAKE-MAN! PYTHON! Hmmmm (NANI!? SLAM!) AHHHHHHHH THIS THIS IS BAD welp I know when I'm out gunned NIGAUNDAYOOOOOOOOOO SMOOOOOKEYYYYYYYYY! AH DAMN IT'S THAT STRAWHAT THAT BROKE MY JAW RUUUUUUUUUUUN TASHIGIIIIIII! Damn that that's it they aren't even gonna fight? Pfffffff AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TEN MINUTES LATER

ALRIGHT ALL THREE OF US ADMIRALS SHOULD BE ENOUGH! Huh oh they came back! HEY AKAINU! WHAT STRAWHAT! GEAR FIFTH! Uhhhh Borrsalino! Ohhhhhhh god what Kuzan?! WHAT GEAR DID HE USE ON YOUR FACE?! four. OHHHHHH GOD

GUYS

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!