Disclaimer: I only own the OC's Victorious belongs to Dan, simple as that my6 readers.
Author Notes: Jori/West family Christmas tradition bellow, if this doesn't give you a chuckle or two then I'm in need of some serious practice.
"Come on sis!" Danielle snapped out exasperatedly "Let's go, we're gonna miss the show!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Tawny replied "I'm just getting Anthony out of his crib!"
The younger if the twins, looked down st her adoptive brother, who looked back with curiosity.
"Well baby brother... I know you have no idea what's going on" She said with a small smile "But Merry Christmas!"
Anthony babbled back.
Tawny carefully got him out of his crib "It's your first Christmas Anthony, yes it is!" She then made baby noises which in turn made him giggle, clapping joyfully at his sister's affectionate noises.
Danielle smirked "Oh yes... That means the West family tradition it's gonna start and I don't want to miss it!"
"Ok, ok! I get the point!" Her twin's face turned into an annoyed one "I don't get why Mom and Momma have to do this every year"
Anthony simply stared at his sisters odd behaviour.
"I don't know either, but it's amussing so let's go downstairs and wait for them" Danielle said "It just wouldn't be Christmas without the usual decorations fight"
Tawny sighed in defeat "Oh well little brother, you are about to witness the weirdest Christmas tradition in the history of Christmas traditions" She told the baby "Don't worry you'll get used to it"
He only cooed back.
The West children didn't have to wait long since only half an hour later their parents came down from the attic, both holding a few boxes, deeply into their heated "conversation"
"It's show time!" Danielle said "Twenty Buck that mom wins!"
"Oh, you're on!"
"No Jade!" Tori said her wife's name with such force "We are not going put that thing on top of our tree!"
"Oh big surprise Vega!" The Thespian snapped out "On our first Christmas you wouldn't let me put it on top of the Christmas stocking, then the next year you wouldn't let me have a fake snowman that I made hold it, several times you say no!"
"First of all It's West! And second of all every Christmas you still get that awful thing out of its hiding place... How do you keep find it?!"
"I have my ways"
"We are still not putting that out!" Tori growled "It has nothing to do with the holidays!"
"Oh I beg to differ" Jade replied evenly "This!" She showed her the appendix still in the jar "Came outta you, now if I'm not mistaken, you pretty much love Christmas so by extension Lady Sax would love it too and should be a part of the holiday spirit"
"That... Has got to be the creepiest thing you ever said to me... Then again why am I surprised? Of course you would bring out something to make such a happy time extremely weird and traumatic!"
"It's what I do" Jade said coyly "Now if you're excuse me I have an appendix to put on top of our tree"
"Oh no you don't!" The Half-Latina grabbed the jar out of her wife's grasp "I don't want this organ in our Christmas tree! It's disgusting!"
She then set it down on the little coffee table, so while Jade and Tori kept arguing, the twins watched them with mild amusement, so while all the women in the living room where entertained, Anthony looked at his mama's appendix with interest, he slowly got off the couch and crawled all the way to the jar, cooing as he saw the the weird floating organ, a sad face on the appendix only made the baby all the more curious.
"What the hell do you have against me my family giving a unique Christmas ornaments!"
"It's not an ornament!" Tori bellowed out "It's an organ that should have been thrown in the trash long ago... I don't like looking at it!"
"Well I do!" Jade snapped "It's a part of my wife and I happen to think it's beauteful!"
It is not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!" Tori gritted her teeth "Beautiful is a star!"
"Well, you're my star!"
"Aww" Tori gushed happily "Now that's beautiful... Wait... Oh I see what you did right there West!"
"I don't know what you're talking about"
"Oh really? Don't think I can't see through your tricks Jade!" Tori said smugly "We been married for so long I practically know every trick you have up your sleeves... You can butter me up all you want but we are still not putting my appendix on top of our tree!"
"Damn it!"
"Now that we're done with this conversation I think it's about time we start decorating the tree"
"Oh no, we are not done!" Jade hissed "I want a part of you on the damn tree!"
"Why is ut so important to you?"
"Tori come on! You been my guardian angel ever since we freaking met!" The former Goth admitted reluctantly "I happen to think that there is no better fit than to put a part of the woman I love out for everyone to see!"
The half-Latina could observe the honesty in her wife's eyes "Oh Jade... That's so sweet!"
"Tell anyone I said that and I'll deny it till hell freezes over!"
"You just couldn't quit while you were ahead huh?" Tori asked "I was going to let you put my appendix onto of the tree, now? It's not happening"
"WHAT?!" Jade's ryes bugged out "Oh come on Tor! I take it back.. You can tell your family, our friends! Post it on the Internet for all the fuckung world to see!"
"Too little, too late" The tanned woman said as she sticker out her tongue.
"Damn it!"
"Ok, now we're done with this conversation!" The younger woman said "So now let's start decorating the tree"
Jade couldn't help but grumble, as well as Danielle since she now owed her sister twenty bucks.
"Ok, first things first, let's put the lights and then..." Tori stopped what she was saying as she noticed that her son was watching her appendix in the jar with such interest.
"Ok Anthony say god bye to my appendix, we're about to decorate the tree and you get to watch!" Tori said happily as she grabbed the jar to put it somewhere else, exited that this was going to be the first Christmas with her baby boy.
Her train if thoughts was broken however due to her son starting to cry.
"Oh, baby what wrong?"
Anthony simply stretched his little arms at his mama or more precisely at what she's holding.
"You want a hug sweetie?" Tori asked obliviously, so she held her son in one arm which in turn made him hold the jar that the half-Latina had on her left hand.
She unmediatedly knew what Anthony wanted.
"Oh no, this is not for you son"
So Tori took it as far away from him as possible, which only made Anthony wail louder.
"My oh my" Jade began to say with the voice she used to mock her wife with "Looks like I'm not the only one who likes your appendix"
The tanned woman glared at her wife 'I... Don't... Talk... Like... THAT! And we are not putting this on the tree!"
As if Anthony understood his mama, he started to cry louder.
Jade simply smiled smugly "Sure you want to dissapoint our son?"
Tori's glare intensified, she then looked down at her crying son in her arm, so either a defeated sigh she relented "fine"
"Traitor" She couldn't help but jokingly think as she gave Jade their son to hold and finally puts the jar with the sad looking appendix on top of the tree.
Once she did so, Anthony stopped crying and started to clap happily.
Both Jade and Tori loved their son's carefree laugh.
"Merry Christmas" was in the air that night as the family continued to decorate the rest of the pine tree.
I apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes I'm posting this for the holidays, oh and in case your wondering thanks to Anthony, Danielle won twenty bucks, heh heh heh, XD.
So, this was my little Jori family tradition, hope you all liked it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
And finally to all my readers and reviewers, Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy anew Year!
Invader Johnny Signing Off.
