Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious, that's property of Dan and Nickelodeon, simply as that, not that we didn't already knew that, but ya know, I still gotta say it for legal reasons... I think.
Author Notes: Yet another short chapter, but I still hope you all enjoy it, as much as I had a kick writing it, yeah sorry for the pun, couldn't resist.
"Jade"
"Yeah Vega?"
Tori narrowed her eyes "One... It's West" She said ominously, needless to say it was a tone that made the former Goth have a moment of pride, mixed with a chill going down her spin.
"Pregnant Tori is scary" She thought "I'm so turned on right now"
"Secondly I'm hungry," Tori said to her wife.
"You're kidding" Jade replied "You just ate a freaking watermelon!"
"Oh I'm sorry... Are you the one carrying two human beings inside of you?" The Half Latina hissed.
Jade said nothing to that.
"What? Nothing to say? Good now stop being lazy and get me something to eat!"
"And now I'm turn off"
"Fine, fine" she sighed in defeat getting off the couch. "What do you want now?"
"Hmm…how about some pickles wrapped in bacon oh and I got cravings for some vanilla ice cream with tomato sauce!"
Jade grimaces "Are you carrying an alien now? What's with your weird convination of food?"
"Hey, I'm pregnant with your kids!" Tori snapped as her wife headed to the kitchen. "I'm allowed to eat what I want! If you don't like it then though luck!"
"This has to me some karma, Tori's being a bigger gank than I ever was" The brunette said under her breath.
"What did you say?!"
"Nothing"
Tori who was about six months along, had become accustom to eating strange combinations of food, nearly every day, and since there was no chef around who would want to cook such bizarre culinary choices calling them an "insult to flavours" Jade had no choice but to satisfy her wife's cravings by herself with little success considering the younger woman changed her craving every so often it made Jade have the desire to cut off her own hand with her scissors to get out of the "job"
Good thing those gruesome thought only lasted minutes because in the end reminded herself it was for the good of her unborn children.
Once she was done with her task (and puking after smelling the dish) Jade was back to the couch "I know I have liking for the weird and disgusting but this takes the cake!"
"Mmmm, cake... Get me some after I finish this"
"Me and my big mouth"
"Thank you baby" Tori said greatful as she but into the pickle "This is good... on second thought forget the cake, get me sone whipped cream and a very delicious puss... she suddendly stopped.
"Jade," she whispered, putting the plate on the coffee table.
"Oh now what?!" The pale woman asked tiredly "You want a horse size chocolate cake?!"
"No you idiot! The babies are…moving."
"What?"
"What I said now stop screaming and get over here so you can feel them before it stops!" Tori said smiling as she put a hand on her slightly swollen abdomen. "I think they're kicking!"
"Are you for real?!" Jade exclaimed, rushing to her wife's side, not caring that her hands were filled with so much gunk, she wasn't about to miss this opportunity, even if she had to deal with Tori's mood swings, it would totally be worth it.
"Wow," she said as she felt a pair of tiny kicks against her palm. "Our babies have a strong set of legs"
"This is... My God isn't this so surreal?" Tori asked, half in a daze, half in glee. "We can actually feel our daughters"
"The fact that these are ours is my favourite part" Jade spoke with a smirk "Who would have thought be would ever be parents, eh West?"
"Not me but I'm not complaining, are you?"
"Hell no!" The former Goth spoke firmly "But just think, in three more months those little miracles will come out of you screaming and covered in blood"
"Thanks for the mental image" Tori grumbled dryly.
"Consider it payback for all the false wake up calls in the middle of the night"
"Hey if my uterus is in pain it's not a false alert"
"Your overreacting"
"Remember that when we're in the hospital and I break your hand"
"Doubt it" Jade said with a wink, she then looked at her spouse's stomach "I love you"
"And I love you too" Tori replied sweetly.
"Oh I love you too Vega" The thespian said back "But I was talking to our kids"
The tanned woman decided to not chew her wife out for not referring to her by her actual surname but instead puts her hand over her wife's.
"And they will love you too"
Looks like Jade and Tori are eagerly waiting for parenthood, huh?
Anyway, your thoughts on this?
Invader Johnny Signing Off.
