Disclaimer: As we all know. I don't own Victorious, it belongs to Dan, no cash is made out of this work of fiction since it's simply written for entertainment purposes only so uh yeah, DONT SUE! Kay?

Here's another story with the expecting grandmothers to be.


After the car ride from hell, Jade and Tori made it to their destination.

"It's a good thing is is a hospital" The Half-Latina said in between breaths "Because I'm pretty sure I'm about to have a heart attack"

"Don't be such a baby Tor" Her wife snapped "At least we're here"

"In one piece I might add!" Tori snapped "Holy Crap Jade! It's a wonder your license hasn't been suspected! Youdrove like a maniac!"

"I like to think that I drove us here in record time"

"You're nuts"

"Where have you been for the past thirty years or so?"

"Ha ha" Tori said sarcastically, she then went to the receptionist "Excuse me?"

"What can I do for you madam?"

"Yeah, uh I'm Tori West and this here is my wife Jade"

"Sup"

The nurse gave the pale woman a strange look "Uh, hello?"

"Don't mind here" Tori said with an eye roll "Anyway, we just want to know if our daughter Tawny Shappiro has arrived yet?

"Let me check" The nurse gently said as she checked the computer's record "Oh yes, she recently arrived, she's in room 312"

"Thank you... Now Jade, please behave... Jade? JADE?!"

Tori turned in several directions looking for her wife only to notice her retreating figure running down the hall.

"Of course"


After the married women catches up, they made their way to the elevator and to their final destination.

"Are you ready?" Tori asked once they were in front of the door.

"Yes…" Jade replied curtly "Now let's not waste anymore time, our daughter is on the other side!"

"Yes, I know that, but are you ready to see her like… this?"

"Tor, I handled you pregnant, then Cat and your sister oh my god your sister was the worst, I think watching Tawny as big as a ballon won't be any different"

"Ok.. If you say so" The Half Latina said suspicionsly "Still, I want you to promise me you won't go all bezerk once we get in there"

"I promise, I won't lose my shit."

"Ok…" Tori reluctantly said "I'm trusting you Jade"

Tgey gave a perfunctory rap on the fireproof door before opening it, peeking around the jamb to see if all was well. "Hello, hello!"

"Oh! Mom! Mama!" Tawny greeted, happy to see her parents.

"Ms. West! Good morning!" Lukas also greeted his in-laws.

"Oh, sweetheart!" Tori moved into the room. "We're so happy for…"

"MY BABY!"

"Oh son of a pop star… Jade, you promised." Tori whined as she felt the air of her wife's passing and it was all that she could do to avoid being thrown into the floor. The older woman ran to the bed, arms outstretched.

"Mom, I'm fine… ghaa!" Tawny was unable to say more because of her mother's arms suddenly wrapping around her upper body; holding her daughter tight.

"Mom, too tight, too tight!"

"MY BABY!"

"Oh great" Anthony said in slight irritation "She's having another one of her worried episodes."

"Jade, she's fine!"

"SHE'S IN PAIN!" Sobs muffled her words. "SHE NEEDS ME!"

"Well, I did have a contraction a few minutes ago."

"SHE'S IN ETERNAL SUFFERING!"

"Oh, good one, Sis…"

"Sorry!"

"SHE'S BLEEDING!"

"Uhhh" Lukas said at a loss, "That's not blood, that's jello"

"Dude, trust me, she's not listening." Anthony told his brother in law "When someone in the family is pregnant, mom tends to lose all rational thought."

The fact that Jade was promising to disembowel any doctor who didn't deliver her grandchild safely was a testament to the teenager's words.

"I can see we aren't going to be able to pry her out of this room" Tori said, turning to her son and son in law she asked "So, you two want to grab a bite?"

"Sure!"

"Need you ask mama?"

"Cowards! Don't leave me!"

"MY BABY!"

The three grinned and blew kisses at Tawny, who simply gave them the evil eye but came to terms that she was going to be stuck in loving, if hysteric, arms of her mother for quite sone time.

"This delivery is going to be loooooooooong"


Heh, what did you guys think of this one? Given that Jade is usually a serious person, I thought it would be funny if her personality went the opposite way at seeing her youngest daughter about to give birth.

Anyway, sorry for the short chapter, but I wanted to write the idea before I forgot it.

Reviews appreciated as always.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.