Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious it belongs to Dan, no cash is made out of this work of fiction since it's simply written for entertainment purposes only so uh yeah, DONT SUE! Kay?

Someone out there requested Jade being a bit more of a lovable grandma and this is what I came up with.


Jade and Tori's first grandchild was born when both women were reaching the age of fifty. Not exactly 'super old', but still old enough for them to come to terms with their age and more importantly, make them very aware of their mortality.

As parents, Jade and Tori had been very careful not to raised their three children to grow up top be spoiled brats. They always gave them what they needed in their upbringing but not everything they wanted, Jade having worked for everything in her life had introduced them to the value of a dollar while Tori ensured that honesty was also a part of their family.

They also wanted to make sure that their children never became to engrossed in material possessions and forgot about what was really important. They were never the type of parents that to buy out toy stores in order to buy their love.

But the minute they became grandparents, Jade and Tori's policies went straight down the toilet.


"Mom, Mama, I have a question" Tawny frowned.

"Go ahead baby" Tori sais as she and Jade entered their daughter's living room.

"What in the world are you two bringing in?"

In her mind, that was a good thing to ask, after all it's not every day you see your parents carrying in bags and bags of who knows what.

"Mostly toys," Jade shrugged. "But there's other stuff too. A blue pillow with name "Matt" sewn onto it; courtesy of your mama, the book the nightmare before christmas, it's never too late to bring up the joys of the dark and gloomy, plus we also bought some clothes, but you can go over that later, right now I want to see my grandson, GIMME!"

The director stepped over and took the sleeping newborn from Tawny's arms.

"You get to hold him for ten minutes and then it's my turn, Jade!"

"We'll see, Vega," Jade smirked, not looking up from her grandson. "Even when he's sleeping, he melts my heart"

The Half-Latina grinned "Had I known that all it took to melt that ice heart of your's was a baby, we should have become grandparents sooner"

"Ha ha, very funny Vega."

"It's West!"

"Did you two just bought out Disneyland?" Tawny interrupted looking around.

"Maybe we did go a little overboard," Tori chuckled abashed. "But hey, cut us some slack. Matt is our first grandchild, give us the chance to spoil him rotten"

"Yeah, fine ok, but does he really need some of this stuff?" Tawny asked, rifling through a few of the bags. She pulled out a box of plush toys. "More of these? Really? Good god mom, you bought him a puppy doll the size of a bed!"

"That's the idea" Jade retorted. "We can put the giant dool on the floor, he'll play with it, laughing as he pushes his belly and tire himself out, sleeping comfy and secure!"

"Jade... I gotta tell you, I don't like this side of you."

"You mean my left side?" The thespian teased. "I'll admit its not my good side but still…"

"Not That!" Tori growled. "I thought I would like having a happy go lucky wife around but now that I experienced your cheerfulness 24/7, I begun to hate it! The Jade West I know… The woman I love would rather chop off her own arm and eat it than becoming happy all the time like Cat is! So, I have to know… Where is the psychopath I married?! As soon as we get home we are watching a bloodbath movie! YOU have some serious evil making up to do!"

"My, Vega… I didn't know you felt this way." Jade chuckled darkly. "Don't worry your pretty little cheeks, I'm still evil."

"Are you?"

"Yeah, I'm just saving all the dark energy for when I write my books or scripts and when we're alone in our bedroom." She replied while gently caressing the baby's sleeping face. "I just don't want to scare off our grandson, when he grows up, I'll teach him all the joys that come with the horror genre but for now We'll be the lovable grandmas and babysit him whenever the chances pops up."

"Oh thank God!" Tori said in relief "I was afraid I was going to have to go all Clockwork's Orange just to get my wife back!"

"No need to go overboard Vega." Jade smirked. "I'm bad to the bone and I'll stay that way till the day I die."

"And I wouldn't want you any other way."

"Well I guess I shouldn't be surprised."

"What do you mean?" Jade asked her daugther.

"I didn't grow up with normal parents." Tawny stated firmly "I mean, why should my son grow up with normal grandparents?"

Jade and Tori chuckled at that.

"Now, another thing." Tawny continued "I don't think we even have enough space for all the clothes you two bought for him"

She made her point by pulling out several onsies from a random bag.

"Well we can pay for his nursery to get remodeled" Jade shrugged "Right Tor?"

"Or a cheaper course of action would be getting him a dresser" Tori countered. "I saw this cute little one that had these tiny, adorable sheeps on it and the knobs were shaped like little barns. Think, we can swing back there on the way home and pick it up?"

"You know, I think it would be a whole less hazle if you two just buy out the entire store" Tawny commented sarcastically.

"Good idea!" Jade grinned. "You hear that Matty," She cooed to her grandson "Santa Claus can eat his heart out because your grandma is giving you an early Christmas expèrience!"

The baby of course continued to sleep in his grandmother's loving embrace.

"Um, mom, mama , I do appreciate you getting all this stuff for Matt," Tawny said. "Really, I do. But don't you think you're spoiling him just a little bit?"

"So what if we're spoiling him? We're grandparents! It's what we do!" Tori shot back. "I been waiting to do this ever since you told us you were pregnant!"

"Grandpa Vega never spoiled us growing up," Tawny pointed out dryly. "He used to tell us a lot of his cop adventures or take us fishing. And grandpa West just told us on how to invest out money as soon as we got it!"

"I can't speak for Mr. Vega but my old man sucked at being a grandpa," Jade said evenly. "And I'll be damned if I follow his example! Grandparents are meant to spoil their grandkids. It's a written rule made to give a little more joy to life, and until you or your sister decide to give us more grandchildren, we're going to have to focus all of grandparenting on Matt!"

ping.

Tori got her phone out of her purse "Oh, I got a text from Cat, let's see what she says... um... Oh no they didn't!"

"What... did... she... do?!" Jade asked/hissed.

"She just sent me a photo of a petting zoo" Tori growled "She says that she and Robbie rented it so they can take Matt there and see all the animals!"

The former Goth narrowed her eyes. "That's despicable!"

"You're telling me!" The tanned woman agreed "Those two are trying to take the best grandparents title away from us!"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"We buy the zoo and prevent them from renting the animals?"

"I was thinking that we buy all the toys left we haven't bought but I like your idea better." Jade says, looking proudly ar her wife "Man, living so many years with me has done wonders on your mind"

"Praise me later!" Tori snapped "Right now we have a zoo to buy!"

The Thespian gave Tawny her son but not before giving him a kiss on his forehead. "We'll be back, the Shapiros just declared war on us and they are going down!"

Jade and Tori ran out of the house.

A few seconds later Lukas entered the living room, looking worse for wear "I was just over at my parent... I swear they have lost it"

Matt woke up crying.

"I know baby I know" Tawny said, trying to calm her son down "All your grandparents are insane."

Tawny and Lukas grinned at that "Our family is full of nut jobs huh?" He asked his wife.

"Cool nut jobs" She corrected.


So, here's a question for you all, who do you think will win the title of best grandparents? Jade and Tori? or Cat and Robbie?

Invader Johnny Signing Off.