Thor's head was clearer than it had been in... years? Still, that did not mean that he was the sharpest knife on the shelf. It was like he had just woken from a long sleep, which, in a way, he had. His brain was registering things, but it still took a bit to process it. Of course, even if he hadn't been in an intoxicated stupor for the past half decade, he'd probably still have trouble processing everything.

The smart people were still building the time machine, but they were taking a break and having lunch. Tacos. The ant person, Scotch? Scott. Scott was saying they only had so many Pym particles, (whatever those were) and that they only had one chance to fix things.

"-Need to choose our targets carefully." New York has three.

"Most of us have come in contact with at least one stone within our lifetimes." Tony said, crunching down on a taco as meat fell out.

"We should start with the ones that there is only a couple times and places to grab." Natasha was sitting with her legs crossed, ignoring the food in front of her.

"Thor and I can grab Time. I know where Mother found it before entrusting it to me. I know how to avoid the traps and counter the enchantments." So that's how he got Time. Maybe he will tell me the rest of the story, Thor thought idly.

"I can get the Soul stone."

"Nebula, are you sure?"

"Yes. My sister died because of that stone. Perhaps I cannot bring her back in my timeline, but I can save her in another."

"We have to put the stones back." Loki's voice sounded tired.

"Perhaps not in the same place." A tinge of emotion entered her voice and Thor found himself relating to her. He had too much experience with losing a sibling.

"We will decide later." Loki was actually considering it. Thor could tell from his voice.

"Tasha and I can get the Tesseract before New York. I know the PEGASUS Facility inside and out, I worked with that thing for months."

"Bruce and I can grab the scepter while we're all trying to lift Thor's hammer, before Ultron." A small part of Thor recalled that Steve had almost lifted it. Or perhaps he was imagining things.

"That just leave Power and Reality." Tony counted off two fingers.

"And the gauntlet." Loki added quietly.

"Scott, you used to be a thief, yes?" Scott looked mildly uncomfortable.

"Well, yes, but how did you know that?"

"You were new, I hacked into your file." The room went quiet as everyone stared.

"But we've been watching you this entire time! You haven't been near a computer!" Scott protested loudly.

"Regardless of my methods, you were a thief, yes?"

"So? I don't do that anymore."

"Make an exception for the sake of the universe. If I make a map, can you steal Reality from Tivaan, the Collector?"

"I have no idea who that is, but with a map, it should be a piece of cake." Nothing is a piece of cake with Tivaan.

"Perfect. Now, who knows how to get Power?" Loki glanced around until the rabbit answered,

"Quill told us the story often enough, I can do it."

"Very well. Thor and I will fetch Time and go to Nidavellir to get a gauntlet. Nebula will get the Soul stone. Natasha and Clint will get the Space stone. Bruce and Tony will grab the Mind stone. Scott will fetch the Reality stone and the Raccoon and Colonel Rhodes will grab the Power stone. Any questions?"

"Yeah, just one. Why do I feel like you think you're in charge?"

"Why Stark, I'm wounded. I was merely stating the plan that we came up with together. Do you truly feel threatened?"

"No. No no no, Reindeer Games. Simply asking what everyone was thinking. It's a quality of mine."

"Tis a very good quality to have when used in the correct manner."

"Was that a compliment or an insult? 'Cause I'm taking it as a compliment."

"Twas simply a statement. Honestly, must you second guess every little thing I say? You are aware that I am capable of speaking without hidden meanings laced within."

"No you're not." Came Thor's automatic response.

"So the dead has awaken. It's about time. Did you even hear the plan?"

"I'm dead? Says the one who died three times. That's not even counting the little deaths."

"Did you hear the plan?" Plan? Oh yeah. The Plan.

"Yes."

"Good. We shall leave in the morn. We will finish the Quantum Portal, the rest of you should rest."

"Quantum Portal?"

"Yes, we are building a portal to enter the Quantum Realm. What would you call it?"

"Time Machine." Loki looked outright offended.

"We are not calling it a Time Machine. That is utterly absurd and childish. We are not even crossing time, we are crossing space at such a fast rate that our perception of time is warped. Time travel is a childhood fantasy."

"Says the Norse god."

"We are not gods. We are Asgardian. Humans are the only people who considered us gods and it is utterly ridiculous."

A/N: So, this was almost all dialogue. Apologies. Anyway, I don't know when the next ones will be posted, as I am probably going to try to do all six at once. Or three at a time. I don't know. Thanks for reading!

PS. Yes, still having technological difficulties...

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