SimpsoramaThe Simpsons and Futurama Crossover! Bart sneezes into a sandwich and puts it in a time capsule. In the year 3014 in New New York, monsters with his DNA attack the city. So the Planet Express Crew have to kill him.
Plot
The titles are the Futurama ones except the logo says Simpsorama. The gag quote or phrase or weird future advertisement is "A show out of ideas meets a show out of episodes." Futurama was in hiatus at the time and didn't come out of it till 2023.
The titles are the pan around New New York but with Simpsons characters and landmarks added.
Lard Lad is now a green alien...
"Hopefully the sprinkles are intergalactic..." said Homer.
Jebediah is perched on a skyscraper, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney are still trying to decapitate him.
The statue head falls at the base of the building, crushing one of the hippy Free-The-Waterfall family members.
"I er... We don't have a Ralph Wiggum, whoever that is..." said a Neptunian. They are purple four armed aliens with pig snouts.
Springfield citizens such as Ned Flanders are travelling through the fast travel tubes.
There is a poster for The Book of Mormon.
"Hehehehe... Mormons..." Oscar chuckled.
There is also the Tesla building. But it is in ruins.
"Because I bought a social media platform and changed its name to a letter of the alphabet..." Elon Musk sighed.
"Is it E?" Oscar asked, wanting to mock a kid from his old remedial school.
"Err... no..." said Elon Musk.
We then fly past the red Planet Express building. Scruffy the janitor is sweeping up outside.
Then we arrive at the school. In the Simpsons this is Springfield Elementary School. In New New York it is New New York Elementary.
Cubert Farnsworth is writing lines on the board in detention. His lines are: "There are no Macra!"
Bart winced.
"There's a New New York in Doctor Who..." said Oscar.
The ship crashes into the screen again.
At the Simpsons house for the couch gag. The Simpsons sit down.
However the couch transforms into Hedonism Bot. The gay couch robot.
"Ooh! Wiggle in. Get comfortable." said Hedonism Bot.
Marge screamed. The Simpsons apart from Homer retreat from the robot.
"Hey, a couch is a couch." said Homer.
Hedonism Bot props a cushion on himself, replaces the normal bulb in the lamp for a red one, bathing the room in a gentle red light and then puts on sexy music.
He takes off Homer's shirt. He then rubs creams on Homer and gives him a massage.
"Oooooh! Ooooh!" Homer um likes this.
"Yes... oh yes..." said Hedonism Bot.
Bart grimaced, making a disgusted face.
Homer lays down, Hedonism Bot feeds him grapes.
"Ooooooh! Oh! Oh yes!" He yells aroused.
Hedonism Bot giggled. He goes off screen while rumbling.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
...
Springfield Elementary. Fourth Grade classroom.
"Yes, yes class, I am aware you still don't have a new teacher..." said Skinner as Fourth Grade run around like hooligans hurling paper planes and fighting.
Skinner sighed.
Martin and Hugo are the only two sitting at their desks as they are supposed to.
"As students, each one of you has been assigned the mandatory honour of contributing to the Springfield Time Capsule, where your arcana will lie dormant until the 31st century." said Skinner.
This got everyone's attention. They sat down.
"Coooooool! Arcana..." said Hugo with glee.
"Hugo it has nothing to do with magic..." Skinner sighed.
"The 31st century? I've been there. I met Fry, Bender and Leela." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"Um quite so." Skinner coughed after speaking.
"And then I developed an addiction to eating butter..." said Oscar.
Cubert Farnsworth winced at him.
"A time capsule? How fascinating! Excelsior!" said Martin clapping.
"MANBEARPIG!" Oscar screamed at him.
Bart face palmed.
"Oscar please calm yourself..." Skinner sighed.
"So you will put your doodads and junk you want Fry and Bender to find in this time capsule." Skinner puts a box on the teacher's desk. He taps it. A sign reading "Time capsule." falls off. There is a label underneath that read "Civil War coffin."
Everyone gasped horrified.
"Cooooool! You desecrated a grave..." Oscar chuckled.
Bart frowned at him.
"No worries, this was the coffin of a confederate soldier." said Skinner.
Everyone shrugged.
"And, uh..." said Skinner. He is pummelled by spitballs...
Bart holding a pea shooter is spitting wads of paper at him.
"By the time you finish talking, we're gonna be opening this damn capsule." said Chalmers.
"Right. Time capsule. Nelson, give me something." Skinner sighed.
Nelson has a photograph of his dad.
"I brought a picture of my dad. He's still at large... [voice breaking] in my heart." Nelson put the photograph in the box.
Oscar laughed.
Bart frowned at him.
"Milhouse you're next." said Skinner. Milhouse gets up and goes to the front.
"I brought my lucky rabbit's foot. I can't have good luck without it." said Milhouse putting a rabbit foot in the box.
Milhouse's red shorts fall down, he blushed embarrassed. Then skinner shuts the time capsule box on his nose and it gets caught as the box is shut. "Ow!"
Everyone laughs.
"Wish we could put this moment in the time capsule." Nelson grinned.
They are being recorded on VCR.
"Consider it done." said Chalmers. He ejects the tape and puts it in the box.
Milhouse frowned.
...
Later...
"Uh, how 'bout you, Bart? Let me guess - you forgot to bring something." Skinner sighed.
Bart gasped offended.
"I'm offended you think I forgot." He looks through his desk, he finds a sandwich with a bite taken out of it. "Tah dah!"
"Mine sandvich!" said the Heavy.
Hugo winced.
"Listen, boy, this is the only legacy you'll ever leave." said Chalmers.
"Aside from the Bart Simpson doll Lewis put in the capsule earlier..." said Skinner.
Bart winced at Lewis. Lewis chuckled.
Chalmers murmured.
"Sandvich..." said the Heavy feeling hungry.
Oscar hushed him with a finger on lips gesture.
Bart opened up the sandwich. "Better make this count." He blew his nose into the sandwich.
"Eeeeeeeew!" Oscar groaned in disgust.
Hugo retched.
"Noooooooooooo!" The Heavy screamed.
Martin winced at the Team Fortress 2 character.
We cut to Marge at home in the kitchen. She senses something. "My sandwich!" She gasped. She's a Heavy Weapons guy! Or a spy!
Back in class the Heavy wept. "Waaaaaaaaaagh!"
Hugo face palmed.
Bart puts the snotty sandwich in the time capsule. Skinner closes the lid.
Bart laughs maniacally as he sits down.
The Heavy glares at him.
"And one last name on the register... Hugo Simpson. Hugo please put something in the time capsule." said Skinner.
Hugo heads time the front of the class.
Bart face palmed. "Hank's right... must you shoe horn him into every episode?!"
Oscar glared at Bart.
Hugo fetches a slimy, stinky fish head from his bucket of fish heads and put it in the capsule.
Bart face palmed. "Really Hugo... a fish head..."
Hugo frowned at Bart and sat down.
"Okay now we're going out of the school for a while to bury the time capsule. Remember we wrote to Mayor Quimby to get permission to bury it at the foot of the statue of Jebediah." said Skinner,
"Everyone head to the buss in single file, quietly..." said Chalmers.
...
The town square, Where Jebediah is.
Quimby is present at the ceremony.
"And so, a thousand years from now, this capsule will be opened by some future Mayor Quimby." said Quimby.
People go "Ooooooh!" In awe at a child's drawing of a giant insect monster wearing the mayor sash.
Hugo gave a bug-eyes stare. He felt bemused and baffled by the idea of an insect monster being the mayor.
Oscar screeched with hysterical laughter.
Bart face palmed.
"Ahem yes." said Skinner clearing his throat.
Oscar laughed.
"Actually our mayor in the 31st century is Mayor Poopenmeyer." said Cubert.
Oscar cracked up laughing again. Irrational Bart with his shrill laughter.
Bart seethed.
Chalmers sighed.
"Hehehehe... Poopenmeyer..." Oscar giggled.
Hugo sighed wiping his palm down his face.
"And now to bury the capsule." said Quimby.
A steam shovel digs a hole.
Green radioactive ooze fills the hole as the floor of the hole collapsed into the toxic sludge.
Everyone glares at Mr Burns.
"Uh, that could be anyone's ooze." said Mr Burns gulping.
The ooze bubbles up a skeleton wearing business clothes and a vest labeled "Atomic Energy Commission".
Everyone glares with even more murderous looks upon their faces at Mr Burns.
Mr Burns tugs at his collar doing a Curly sound.
The capsule is lowered into the hole.
The sky darkens with black clouds.
Construction workers pour cement into the hole. Willie scrapes it smooth.
"There." said the Scotsman.
"And now, to help secure the jazz vote, Liser Simpson will play her saxophone." said Quimby.
Bart rolls his eyes.
Lisa plays a jazz solo. She honks that saxophone.
It rains so everyone flees to find shelter.
"Even God hates jazz!" said Quimby.
Lisa glares at him.
"Actually I love jazz!" said God.
"Please do not encourage her..." Quimby whined.
...
742 Evergreen Terrace that afternoon after school.
"So Bart's class buried a time capsule... Why are they not teaching you?!" Homer yelled.
"Uh... Mrs Krabappel died..." said Oscar.
Homer scoffed annoyed.
"The burial ceremony was rather emotional, like a funeral." said Hugo a bit teary.
Homer frowned at him as he hates Hugo for some reason.
"Unlike President Andrew Jackson's funeral when that parrot kept swearing." Oscar sighed.
Hugo rolled his eyes.
The Metroid low health warning sound rang out.
"What the?!" Bart winced.
"Energy depleting... need sugar..." Oscar groaned before fainting.
Lisa was glum.
"What's up with her?" Homer asked.
"The town wouldn't let me play my saxophone..." Lisa grumbled.
"Oh um... probably for the best dear." said Homer.
Marge frowned at Homer.
"I just want more culture in our lives..." Lisa sighed.
"Did you say more vulture-" asked Oscar.
"No!" Everyone yelled.
"I've tried every iteration of this thing you call cool, Bart..." Lisa frowned.
"Lis, Jazz is not cool..." Bart sighed.
Teddy was sniffing Oscar's crotch with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar moaned aroused.
Hank seethed.
"Even Meatloaf rejects your fetishes and perverted requests!" Cousin Hank ranted.
"I'll do anything for love. But I won't do that..." said Meatloaf.
"Whatever, Karen..." said Oscar.
Hank screamed and stormed off.
Plot 2
742 Evergreen Terrace, at night. The evening news was on. The Simpsons and Oscar were in the lounge watching it.
Lisa is tipping her saxophone upside down to let the rain water pour out. Quite a deluge poured out.
"A mysterious electrical storm is currently wreaking havoc with our studio, but I'm not one of those brainless dolts who mindlessly reads a teleprompterererror401/:resetc:/shuttingdown." said Kent Brockman malfunctioning and shutting down.
"Cooooool! He turned out to be a robot..." said Oscar.
Hugo winced baffled.
"Yeah sure... he's a robot Oz..." Bart sighed.
The singer Des'ree was eating a piece of toast while watching the evening news.
Bart face palmed.
"Um okay... why is she here..." Homer sighed.
Oscar sighed and banished the celebrity cameo.
Hugo frowned rolling his eyes at Oscar.
Thunder and Lighting crackled and flashed outside.
The rumbling of thunder spooked Oscar. He whimpered.
Marge hugged him and comforted the boy.
"Remember our song buddy. Darn you thunder!" Teddy sang.
"It's 'Fuck you thunder!" Geez..." said Ted from the film Ted.
Teddy frowned. "Do you have to be so crass..."
An electrical surge occurs as a rift opens in the fabric of time as a glowing tear in time in the sky. A familiar drunk robot plummeted screaming and landing outside with a grunt. The lights flickered during the surge before stabilising. Bender then screamed as he fell.
"What the hell was that?" Homer yelled.
"Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit." Lisa sighed.
"Or planes falling out of the sky like in Treehouse of Horror X..." said Oscar.
Hugo winced exasperated.
"Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't." Bart sighed.
"Grrrrrr! This country is still great! Take that back!" Homer snarled.
"No..." said Bart.
Homer strangled him. Bart wheezed a pained gasp.
"Oh how positively violent! Reminds me of my last orgy!" said Hedonism Bot who is now the couch.
Oscar gawked at the robot couch repulsed.
Cousin Hank seethed.
...
That night, at bed time.
Bender grumbled while digging a hole in the yard. It was raining badly, one might say something metaphorical like cats and dogs, but Oscar can make that real so um we'll avoid the metaphors...
Oscar's bedroom. The aforementioned lad was laying on his bed while Marge changed his diaper. She tore at the sticky fastening tabs and removed his soiled diaper. She remarked how messy he was while lifting his short legs into the air and wiping his butt.
Marge heard mumbling outside.
"Homer! I hear someone outside in the yard!" Marge seemed alarmed as the hairs on her neck stood up.
Homer grunted in a lazy manner. "Probably just raccoons..."
Marge grumbled.
"Silly Bert Raccoon..." Oscar giggled as Marge wiped his butt.
Marge smiled and fetched a clean diaper and laid it under him, she obviously folded it around Oscar's hips and waist before taping it up tightly.
Oscar wriggled his short pudgy legs, his clean diaper crinkled as he gently flailed his legs about.
Marge tickled him, causing him to giggle hysterically. The blue haired mother smirked and then placed Oscar's shiny blue pacifier into his mouth. Oscar sucked his pacifier.
Hank seethed. He walked into a door. "Ow... stupid jerk author..."
"What a dum-dum..." said Teddy the living teddy bear creature. He suddenly is fascinated by his own tail. He tries to chase the stubby cotton ball tail. "Ugh!"
Hank seethed and stormed off to his room.
Marge tucked Oscar in and kissed him good night. Oscar settled down to sleep. Light from the hall woke him.
Teddy was there. He grinned.
Oscar sighed. Teddy hopped onto the bed, scampered about in a tight circle before lying down in a curled position.
"Why do you need to do that..." Oscar sighed.
"That's how I lie down.." said Teddy yawning.
"Well I'm not tired yet..." said Oscar tucked in.
Teddy sighed irritated, he woke up and untucked Oscar. He sat at his feet and sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar blushed and sweated.
Teddy smirked and continued sniffing him. Oscar blushed and felt like he needed to pee.
"See my nose? Isn't it great?" Teddy grinned poking his own nose, it squeaked. Oscar gurgled. Teddy then sniffed him again. Oscar sweated and cringed.
Oscar frowned and squeezed Teddy's nose. His big wet shiny black round nose squeaked like a squeaky toy. Oscar giggled and squeezed his nose again.
Teddy grinned and sniffed Oscar some more. His big wet shiny black nose quivered and twitched as he sniffed. Oscar grimaced as Teddy pressed his cold wet nose against his diaper.
Teddy smirked as he continued sniffing Oscar's diaper. Oscar grimaced as he began wetting himself.
...
Later that night, outside the house. A hole is seen in the ground. The camera pans right to show circular footprints walking to the door.
The master bedroom, Homer and Marge are sleeping in bed. Homer read a book entitled How to Read a book in bed. Hehehehe... he's dumb...
Marge is startled awake after hearing something gurgling and belching. A piece of glass is heard shattering. She jolts awake.
Marge gasped. "Homer, I think there's someone downstairs!"
Homer groaned as he laid half asleep.
"Relax, Marge. It's probably just Homer coming home late from Moe's." Homer mumbled in his sleep.
There is an awkward pause.
Something downstairs clattered, something small and metallic such as several cans. Bender cursed.
"Wait if that's Homer coming in drunk, then who are you? Who is resembling him?" Marge winced.
Homer melts into his true form, a green reptilian shape shifting alien.
"Oh that's just really stupid!" Hank yelled frustrated.
"Shut up, jerk..." said Oscar. They are both commenting on this scene as disembodied voices.
"Hmmm..." Marge grumbled.
The shapeshifter got up to take a whiz...
Cut to downstairs. Homer in his pyjamas crept downstairs to seal with the intruder. Bart wearing green pyjamas is following him.
Homer looks at himself in the oval wall mirror on the staircase wall. "Ooh, the eyes in that picture are following me!"
"Silence, you blundering fool! I am evil mirror universe Homer!" said Homer's reflection. The real Homer screamed.
An arm lunged out of the mirror and thwacked Homer with a haymaker. "Ow!"
Bart winced exasperated. "That's a mirror..."
"Isn't all great art kind of a mirror?" Homer asked.
"Quiet you buffoon!" Evil Homer yelled.
Bender groaned and murmured from downstairs.
"Like Zoinks! I hope Mom is alright upstairs on her own.." said Bart.
In the master bedroom, Marge is making sweet beautiful love to the green reptilian shape shifting alien.
Hank face palmed.
Oscar's room. "One peacock, two armadillos, three badgers..." Teddy was counting animals that were in Oscar's room for some weird reason.
"BADGERS!? DID YOU SAY BADGERS!? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS! " Oscar yelled.
Teddy face palmed.
...
At the entrance to the basement, Homer sweats while brandishing a golf club. Bart is hiding behind him at his right leg cowering.
The intruder belched.
"We better send the dog down." said Homer. Bart frowned at him.
Homer returns with Santa's Little Helper. Homer tries to push Santa's Little Helper down the stairs. Santa's Little Helper resists and whines, becoming hard to push as he won't budge.
"Come on! Here's your chance to protect us, boy! Come on" Homer groaned. The dog would not budge.
The dog whimpered, then he growled and bit Homer. "Ow!" The dog flees away from the basement.
"Stupid dog." Homer muttered. He looks at Bart. Bart glared at him.
Homer is now trying to push Bart down the basement steps. Bart whimpers and resists.
"Go on... be bait..." Homer seethed.
Bart growled like a cartoon chihuahua and bit Homer's hand. "Ow!" Homer groaned.
A cut to black later. Homer got Oscar out of bed. Oscar yawned tired and half asleep.
"Okay now firmly grasp this baseball bat..." said Homer.
Oscar dropped the bat as it slipped out of his grip and clattered on the floor.
"D'oh!" Homer grunted.
Oscar chuckled. "Just call me Mr. Butterfingers."
Bart frowned and snatched a Butterfinger bar from him. "No one lays a finger, on my Butterfinger..."
Homer face palmed.
He handed the baseball bat to Oscar. "Firmly grasp it..." Oscar dropped it. Homer seethed. "Firmly grasp it..." Oscar dropped it again. "FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
We cut to a wide shot of the outside of the house, Oscar is heard screaming loudly in pain.
"Why is there Spongebob gags now..." Bart groaned.
A crash is heard downstairs in the basement. This startled Bart.
"Ow..." Bender groaned.
Homer and Bart head down to the basement.
"We'll have to set a trap, Bait—I mean Bart." said Homer.
Bart glared at him.
Oscar dropped his baseball bat again.
Homer seethed.
Oscar grinned.
...
The basement. Homer is cowering on the steps. Bart is hanging upside down, tied by his ankles by a rope tied to a rafter. Bart is wearing a sign that reads "Tasty boy, come and get him."
"I hate you..." Bart seethed.
"Feelings mutual... brat..." said Homer scowling.
"All set. When he starts gnawing at you, I'll whack him with this broom." said Homer holding a broom.
"Hey! That's my Smidgddit broomstick! Careful with that!" Oscar whined.
Homer sighed and handed back the broomstick to Oscar.
A shadowy figure appears behind Bart.
Bart gasped.
"It's Sideshow Bob..." Hank yawned.
"No it's not you idiot! You think Bob is behind every cat stuck up a tree!" Oscar yelled.
"Ssssshhhhh!" Homer hushed the two boys.
They watch the mysterious figure.
Bart trembles as the figure twirls him around slowly.
"Ooh!" said the figure chuckling.
Bart sweated frightened.
Homer gnaws his fingernails in anticipation.
The shadowy figure turns its attention to some crates of Duff beer. It begins to open a can.
Homer smacks the figure with a broom.
"Don't drink my loved ones!" Homer yelled.
The figure is Bender from Futurama. "Ow! My shiny metal ass!" Bender yelled.
"A robot with a catchphrase!" Homer screamed.
"Hi Bender!" Oscar waved at Bender, grinning.
Bender groaned. "Oh great... You're here..."
"Hey, Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?" Bart remarked.
Homer winced, repulsed by such an idea.
"Go on... kiss Bender..." Oscar demanded. Uh he's very weird...
Homer smacks Bart with the broom, He spins rapidly.
"Whooooooaaaaa!" Bart cries.
"Yay! Tether boy!" Bender cheers. The robot and Homer play tether ball with Bart.
Bart whines as he is spun about and knocked haphazardly.
Homer and Bender whooped and cheered as they knocked Bart about.
Eventually Bart got queasy. "Ugh! Stop spinning me! I'm gonna hurl!"
Homer and Bender laughed while still batting him about like a cat does with a dangling toy on a scratch post.
Eventually being twirled about was too much for Bart. He vomited a stream of green chunder as he spun about, spraying Homer and Bender with green puke.
"Eeeeeeew!" Homer groans.
"Do you have to be gross?!" Hank seethed at Oscar.
"In the words of Cee Lo Green, Fuck yooooooooouuuuu! And fuck your point of viiiiiiieeeeeewwww!" Oscar sang in a musical manner.
Plot 3
Homer unties Bart. The two male members of the Simpson family, unless you count Hugo and Eric... asked Bender all sorts of questions.
"Okay, so what are you?" Homer asked.
"Must be a secret government project." Bart pondered.
"Or a spy from Alan Wrench's home world..." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"Whoa, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender, and I come from... [using his finger as a flashlight under his chin] ...the future!" said Bender.
"Cooooool..." Oscar cooed.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"Prove it! What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?" Homer yelled.
"I dunno... You die?" Bender replied.
"Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth! I have to take you to our civic leaders." said Homer.
"Your human god is puny..." said Bender.
Homer takes Bender to Moe's. They drink... a lot...
Bender belches fire.
"Hey, hibachi-head, how ya gonna pay for that?" Moe asked as Bender hadn't paid for his beer.
"Uh, lemme just transfer some, uh, electronic hypercredits into your register here. [stretches his arm and pushes a button on the side of the cash register] Ding-a-ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! [stretches his arm back] Ooh, and, uh, another round for my friends! [stretches his arm back to the register] Ding-da-da-ding-da-ding-ding!" said Bender pretending to pay for his beer.
Moe and the local barflies cheer. "Hooray!"
"Sucker..." Bender chuckled quietly to himself.
"Hey, this blade rummy is all right! He's a big spender, plus he fixed the jukebox! I think they had a thing goin'." said Moe.
Yes Bender had robot sex with the jukebox... some how...
"Oh, baby, what you done to me" a singer on the jukebox sang. The record cuts out, there's silence.
"I hate it when they get quiet." said Bender groaning.
"I hate you..." said Blond evil Barney from Season one.
"Listen, uh, I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion." said Homer.
Bender sobs. "It's true! I'm empty inside!" He cries louder.
"Uh, look, I just wanna ask, can we be friends? You're the only guy I know with less hair than me." said Homer.
"Um sure... but if anyone asks, you're my debugger." said Bender.
"Hehehehe... debugger..." Oscar laughed.
"You already made that joke..." Bender sighed.
...
Homer and Bender then went bowling. Bender used his terminator vision to calculate the correct throw. He threw the ball, he got a strike.
Homer and the pin pals cheer.
"Four replacements for Otto and our team is finally perfect..." Homer cheered.
"Eh?" Bender asked.
"Otto, that long haired guy by the claw machine was our bowling buddy. But um he's more interested in that claw machine..." said Homer.
"Come on lobster kazoo..." Otto is still trying to get the lobster kazoo...
"Claw machine eh?" Bender asked.
Amy is waiting for a go on the claw machine. "Ah! (Frantic, impatient Chinese speaking) Some other people want a go! Gleesh!" Amy wanted a go on the machine.
"Get your own claw machine..." Otto said without looking away from the claw grabber machine.
Amy seethed.
Homer bowled, he got a gutter ball. "Oh..."
Bender looked about suspiciously and stretched his arm down the ball retriever. His arm came out behind the pins and knocked them over.
"A, uh, strike! A totally legitimate strike!" said Bender.
Homer cheered. "Woohoo!"
The Holy Rollers glared at Bender.
Homer and Bender high five, or high three... whatever...
"Hey. uh, what's the robot version of bromance?" Homer asked.
"Negative!" Bender said in an automised tone. "Sorry buddy but Robosexual relationships are frowned upon in the thirty first century. The Earthican government regularly broadcasts PSA films condemning it." said Bender.
Homer winced.
Cousin Hank seethed and face palmed. "You put back that pedantic point about canon too?!"
Respect the canon!
"Bender was supposed to say, Ro-mance..." Hank seethed.
"Meatbags are discouraged from having relationships with robots... it's frowned upon..." said Bender.
Hank screamed in frustration and stormed off.
Oscar sniffed deeply from a bowling shoe. He moaned aroused.
"Stop that! You Perv!" Hank screamed.
Oscar stuck his middle finger up at Hank.
"You future guys are alright..." Homer hugs Bender.
...
At the Simpsons house, the lounge. Homer and Bender are fast asleep on the couch.
"Zzzzz... Kill all humans... Zzzzzz... kill all humans..." Bender said in his sleep.
"Zzzzzz... Start with Flanders... Zzzzzz... Start with Flanders..." Homer replied.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"You know, they look a little similar." said Lisa.
Bart draws Homer. "Yeah. Like the guy who designed Bender just took a drawing of Dad and stuck an antenna on it." He scribbles an antenna on the figure and erases some stuff. Homer is now Bender.
"You're right..." Oscar cooed.
Bart gave a smug grin.
"A little lazy if you ask me." Lis smirked.
Oscar laughed.
"Shut up! I created you!" Matt yelled, sulking.
Bart made a sarcastic horse noise and chuckled.
Bender eventually woke up.
"Regardless, I see no reason to believe that Bender is from the future. Robotic technology today is very advanced." said Lisa.
"Yeah especially those robot dogs they're currently testing..." said Oscar.
"Oh, really? Can your modern-day robotics do this?" asked Bender. Stars and Stripes Forever plays as "Happy Birthday Lisa!" In letters scrolls along Bender's teeth.
Lisa have a dead pan response.
"It's not my birthday, although Maggie's is pretty soon." said Lisa.
"Ah, I can't do Maggie. G's look like 6's." said Bender. He demonstrated this with Maggie spelt on his teeth as Ma66ie."
Oscar laughed.
"Yeah you missed Lisa's birthday by a few months. Dad unleashed the armies of Hell..." said Bart.
"It was an accident!" Homer seethed.
"Anyway... what is your reason for being here?" Lisa asked.
"Your prime directive..." said Oscar crossing his arms while wearing his usual blue sweater.
"I don't know!" Bender whined.
"Well now that we have a robot, you can help fix the moisture farms outside by communicating with the terminals..." said Homer.
"Dad that's Star Wars..." Bart groaned.
Homer sulked.
...
Lisa takes Bender to see Professor Frink.
"Glavin! Ahem, welcome to my lab Lisa Simpson. Ngh-hey!" said Frink.
Bender shrugged at her. Lisa was equally perplexed.
"Hey Professor." said Lisa.
Frink's green tentacle mutant with some of his DNA so it had a Frink head with three eyes covered by his specs made a romantic eyebrow wag at Oscar.
Romantic jazz music played.
Oscar blushed and giggled aroused.
"Enough!" Hank screamed.
Lisa sighed.
"One moment please." Oscar giggles and goes off to make out with the sexy tentacle monster...
Frink stood there in deep thought pondering.
"This is the robot who claims to be from the future." said Leela.
"Can your present day robots do this?" Bender takes off his head, sticks out his tongue and waggles it while making an odd sound.
Oscar laughed, he was currently tied up by green slimy cartoon tentacles.
"Er, no. No, they cannot. Not sure why they'd want to. Gorbid. Now, why are you here? What is your mission, uh, so to speak?" Frink asked Bender.
"Your Prime Directive..." said Oscar being tied up by the green Frink headed tentacle mutant.
"Shut up!" Bender yelled at Oscar.
Oscar huffed annoyed.
"I don't remember." Bender lamented.
Frink ponders. He starts tinkering with Bender.
"Hey, this guy doesn't ask permission, he just goes right in you." Bender groans.
"Like Bill Cosby..." Oscar laughed.
Bill Cosby seethed.
"Everyone knows what's you did..." Oscar seethed.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Eh, aha! Bender's mission protocol is definitely intact. It just requires a delicate procedure known as "unplug and replug". [laughs and does so] Because that fixes everything." said Frink.
Bender reboots.
"I remember why I'm here! To kill Homer Simpson!" said Bender menacingly.
Lisa and Frink gasp,
"Cooooooool!" Oscar chuckled.
Green tentacle Frink mutant strokes him while smiling with a romantic aroused look on its face.
...
Frink's laboratory. Homer arrives in a ridiculous manner, ie um hand standing...
"My ears are burning!" Homer said grinning.
"My microwave burritos are burning!" said Oscar.
"Uh... That's not a microwave oven..." Frink protested
Lisa winced.
"Not yet, but they will be!" said Bender menacingly.
His chest compartment opens and various deadly weapons and tools pop out on arms. Ie chainsaws and machine guns...
Homer screamed.
Oscar laughed. "Cooooool!"
Lisa frowned at him.
Hugo laughed evilly while rubbing his palms together. "I Uh followed Dad in.
Lisa frowned at Hugo for wanting Dad to be killed by a Bender.
Homer screamed. "Aaaaagh! A boxing glove!"
Oscar winced baffled.
Bender attempts to annihilate Homer.] Yeah the script didn't say kill but annihilate...
"Kill Dad! Kill Dad!" Hugo cheered.
Lisa frowned at him once again.
"But we bowled together." Homer whimpered.
Bender exits Kill Mode and puts his weapons away.
"Aw, I can't do it." Bender said lamenting.
"But I can..." Hugo seethed, pulling out a ray gun.
"Hugo no!" Lisa yelled.
"I'm gonna allow this..." said Oscar.
Lisa protested with frustrated gasps.
"Unless Hugo kills Hank for me." said Oscar.
Hank seethed.
"What made you stop Bender? The three laws of Robotics, by Isaac Asimov?" Lisa asked.
"Hell no! I killed Isaac Asimov on the way over here!" Bender yelled.
"Cooooool!" Oscar laughed.
"That can not be good..." Hugo gulped.
"Well some jerk called Isaac." said a Bender scratching his head.
Suddenly gravity turned off... Everyone is floating...
"Nice going a Bender..." Hugo groaned.
Oscar laughed.
