Stargate Atlantis Trading Grounds I: The Return To La Rochelle
Warnings: This story is going to match the dialog, in the flashback memories, of chapter 4, of the past meets the present series. As it also follows the complete mental breakdowns, of the human half of the team. And Robert Makepeace and Adam Johnson, so the story is going to follow the dialog to the letter exactly. Along with some new dialog that was not in the fast forwarded portion in the flashbacks.
Basing this in real time, rather then the show, of 25 years ago, Antarctica was a neutral zone for research so military research was not allowed out there. And with it, as the chair is considered military technology, it was meant to be last resort. In case of another orbital attack, so the outpost is now trade and exploration. So with this chapter, is the colony/crew is now getting used to being a slightly underwater crew.
As he's getting to work in trading to bring in more improvement for the planet at large now, so a military attack. Just to bring him back to the states, is attempted, is an international. In incidents and enough to get them convicted for kidnapping now, with his clearance. So from here, is he's dropping in on Ry'ac and Drey'auc and before the press conference. And just before his first stop in planets is to Gaea, home of the Nox.
This chapter will finish off this portion of the story-line, as the next two chapters and forward, cover chapter 2, going by the name. And of The Glory Of Tantulus, which covers things, from his going to the races and Tok'ra creation of the treaty. And his return to Shyla, before the following Chapters cover the the breakdowns of the trio and Carter, who's lost her ability to function mentally, out of desperation now.
As the mission was sanctioned, and he was transferred to Landry and the Atlantis team at the time. As Rodney McKay, Cam Mitchell, Vala Mal Doran, Hank Landry, Frank Simmons, Steven Caldwell, John Shepard. And Elizabeth Weir enter the picture here, the story will have Daniel and Teal'C joining their team. As the SGA is founded 5 years early, and moved into the outpost on earth….
Disclaimers: I don't own the shows, the story belongs to everything else belongs to the creators and the movie companies.
Chapter 83: Changes And The Search For Camelot III
"I been carrying the primary GDO on every mission for weeks, and it's got a blue band, signalization of my original department: the SGA." he said and Hammond watched as Jack went white in fear. "So why are you trying to find me, when I was hiding in his courts, I been to the trio's planet's, their names of said 3 musketeers. Though I never been to Paris or Lyonnaise, and then in trying to find me, after I just left their planets."
"You walk in there, ask about me, and they immediately go on the alert." he said and Hammond nodded. "I see what you're saying, you think they think that you were going to find her and arrest you. And claim you were going to pass that to her and Pyrus's kingdom gave us a hand on testing these guys. And in payback, they set you up for a POW stint of a black ops soldier's worst nightmare?" he said sternly and Daniel nodded.
"Yeah dad I do, and now she gets in on the act, and adds the sarcophagus to it, but the reason is here, without me, she has no idea. In which planets belong to Pyrus right now, and which don't, essentially, like them. That she's only using me for translations, but that's it right now, but I had enough of her crap. She shouldn't have been drinking at all, your rules." he said and she went white at that and he nodded sternly.
"Indeed these rules exist for a reason Captain, you think you're above them." he said and she went white as a ghost. "Without that sarcophagus, in truth, I would be dead right now, and the damn thing is broken. But 2 doses equals 6, I needed 4 more to heal the damage, plus the trio in totaling 27 doses. Equaling the 9 or 10 remark I gave you, it takes more than 50 to do as Jolinar says." he said to her then sternly at that.
"What you considered as not thinking straight, and them attempting to destroy me here right now, I realized now here was really a test of sin. But 'their' sins are anger and greed, what about yours exactly, oh I know, your pride. You never see it with your own two eyes, you idiots, then it's lie, brought on by drugs." he said and she started shaking and everyone listening to conversation crossed their arms sternly at that revelation.
"But you ever consider thanks to the bastards you're too scared to speak up against them, I rather they strip away my memories entirely, every link I have to earth. And begin anew now, as I take that final dose and become one of her locals. I'm the son of her doctor, and my friends are her army, I have friends all over their kingdom. That to them, you kidnap me, it's an intergalactic incident." he said and she paled further at that.
"But I was giving up the search, because they need me more, Pyrus imprinted on me, and in exchange for saving my life. I decided to be his son, as such, that's what caused me to break in the storage room. What if, when he went back into it, he passed, there's no coming back, he's gone. You delayed me long enough, I couldn't keep my promise, I waited long enough, I'm starting over." he said and she went white.
"You decided to see him through his last months, like you would me, if I was dying." Hammond said and he nodded. "Yeah that was why I resigned, I'm going on sabbatical, but the search was done, they're right. As was the leader of the grouping we encountered on Chalcis, not Esios, but his rival tribe. Their leader said, I should let her go, and I'm giving up I will ever find her." he said and Hammond crossed his arms then.
"I understand, it's Dr. Gardener or the princess, just maybe time to move on, but if we do find her, what then." he asked and he explained that. "After taking her to Cimmeria, we get the symbiote out of her, by the Hammer, I bring her home. After I delivered the baby, if my benefactors are the gate builders, he's safe. And my time here is over, Gary can take my place, I can't do this anymore." he said to him then and he nodded.
"I understand right now." he said and Daniel nodded. "But I think, on my own I can bring in a further medical break through that is worth more then any technology. Their knowledge of apothecary is entirely based on wizardry now in truth, dad here. But natural herbs and spices, combined together, create a tonic, that heals injured bones. Muscles, and gives said joint, the rest it needs, giving you a chance to put it now."
"Some passion into the relationship, and entirely erases the over use of sedatives and violence, in the psychiatric department and with the adult patients now. We ever found, not the sarcophagus, but these people have a skill in medical care, said rivals what we see in supernatural and so much so that we're looking at the time. When all we used was swords, catapults and javelins, the book series." he said and he nodded.
"As such I can be of use this way, if this works, then we got something here, if the French have medical care, then just think of what we can gain from this. Them, Germany, Italy, and so on, if they're all in the gate builder's system. We really got something here, we have to reactivate Catherine's side of the program. But I go it that way now, and you get your counterpart." he said and Hammond nodded in understanding.
"I understand, with Maybourne involved, you would rather get out of the all military program, and return to the real mandate. As you only brought back the gliders, nothing there." he said to him then. "My uncles think we're wasting our time only in military technology dad, but medical technology. That's worth something, if I find the device the technology comes from, we get bio-beds now." he said and Hammond smiled.
"That's what this was, a medical research mission, and I further enforced their orders, by telling you, take it slow, if you're hurt. Protect the civilians, their safety comes first, if the team has to wait, then so be it, your job is to protect the civilians. I understand, you're off the hook right now, but right now I need to know why, after the detox. Why you were so exhausted, it's like you lost 45lbs." he said and Daniel crossed his arms.
"It wasn't the sarcophagus right now, I was on a milkshake, that rivals the best healthfood based milkshakes we have here on earth. Combined with a diet of french Riviera cooking, with all the trimmings now. Said what we would normally be eating, were it not for the fact they never brought earth seeds. And livestock with them, that's why my counts were off the chart health wise now." he said and Hammond nodded then.
"So basically every time you return to earth, from their ring, they're detoxing you from this feel good food that makes you exactly as you described. Smarter, stronger, you feel better than you ever had in years, why is this milkshake so bad. If she thinks it's the sarcophagus, she could have killed you that night, Warner said an artery was cut." he said and he said it. "She converted, to her, he's dangerous." he said and he nodded.
"Well seems to me this is connected to the mission while you were gone right now, she thought it could be something in the food, and thinking. That it could dangerous, they all went to detox, and after hearing what the heck is the matter with you. That she did the same thing to you, but does hospitality mean anything to anyone." he said and she went pale, realizing by her fears of everything being tanked, she was starving him.
"Exactly and I would rather bring everything needed, for him, including a promise of said creating a new mine for him, because the current one is bled dry now. But I think 2 bags each, of every single fruit, spice, vegetable and grain, and livestock now. Should be enough, combined with the mines here, but food prosperity and peace, as I make changes, and she and I are dealing with it together." he said and Hammond smiled.
"You got something there right now, but that's plenty, you create the trade deals with him and we got something worth more then the mines right now. But the mines are worthless, in what number these drugs you brought back are worth. But if the milkshake is that good, and that healthy, yeah we can make a killing off it." he said and Daniel smiled. "Carter you sound like Simpson over the recycling." he said sternly to her.
"You are not serious, you already have a wife?!" she said in shock, realizing what she done resulted in this, and he was never going to forgive her for this and he crossed his arms. "Say I changed, well it's not the sarcophagus that made me change Captain. My only friends on this team or outside of it, are Lou, Teal'C and Jared. Anna is part of my research team, you just stabbed me in the heart." he said and she started shaking violently then.
"Don't remember, September 14th 1973, you did it then, crazy jealous." he said and she started shaking then, realizing she still hadn't learned her lesson, insulted his science. And paid the price for it, as a result of her being around Jack and Makepeace. "Well this is not Daniel's fault, you want someone to blame, blame your beloved Colonel O'neill. You did this to yourself, even if it's not said, you shouldn't be drinking." Ferretti said to her sternly.
"But no, no I had a wife, but seriously, how long am I supposed to wait here, she's pregnant, 6 months pregnant. I know once it's over, it starts all over again, and even if I find her again, she's better off without me. If Jack hadn't killed Ra, their planet would never have been culled by Apophis. And then there's this, I get back together with Sarah now, and now these bastards are targeting everyone I love: blackmail."
"The situation was never more simple: severe all ties with my earth connections, including you, you idiots, and become king now, as I marry her." he said sternly and she swallowed as Hammond nodded sternly. "I'm giving up that search, I'll find her anyway, and when I do, your ass is mine Captain. You know, if you never wanted to get caught never leave anything lying around that can be used to incriminate you here now."
"That why do you care, the only reason you want that search is to protect yourselves, the longer it takes the more you're protected, she dies, I'm out of here." he snapped and they paled, realizing he was furious. "Never thought of that did you young lady, he makes a very good point, Jared and David are military. Hannah is part of his school crowd, but with these brats, it's blackmail." Hammond said and Jack swallowed hard.
"But imagine if I was an animagus, if the gate builders are that powerful, one of their chosen powers is the ability to shapeshift. I just been abused severely and my inner animal had enough and ready to lose it completely. But what happens if my chosen form was a wolf, and I can't take the pain of the comedown, what happens." he asked and she went white and Hammond nodded in shocked outrage at the revelation then.
"Your wolf is going to kill someone to escape the base, yeah get you out of confined areas and now!" Harriman shouted in shock and Hammond nodded sternly. "Indeed, I knew I was right, let you leave and as soon as your symptoms ease back. It's you go to wherever the pain reliever is, if not to 636 then they can help now." Hammond said and she swallowed hard. "You knew that was going to happen?" she said, shaking to that news.
"I tried to warn you, but think about it, why am I topside and getting some sun, as the previous dose was before we came home. Why did I say this was stupid, but stupid, what is stupid, well this was a very bad idea, keeping me locked up. Down here, if I was a dog, like the boys in the base kennel, what happens if they been abused. And repeatedly, right now they're docile, but being beaten." he said and she swallowed hard.
"Point taken, nobody bothered to ask why you're topside, getting some sun, you start getting more and more vocally volatile, till whatever she says next. Causes you to resign immediately after whatever she threw in your face." Hammond said sternly to that and she swallowed hard at that, realizing Daniel's interpretation to things. On 636 was closer to the truth then her's was and she didn't want him to know, she did something illegal then.
"Focus you idiots, focus, he reacted to you like he knows you, the guard hit your ACL, he arrests you a second time for trying to escape, so why do you think that is. How could that be exactly, he realized in my saving her from jumping, he realized now. Instead of an accidental run in, this could be seen as my bringing you to him, instead of a set up, they reversed the ambush." he said sternly and Jack paled, realizing it finally.
"I been to Calais and Gascony in truth, remember when Maybourne fired me now, well during my travels before you found me on Hetara. I came across the French Colony ring, Gascony and Calais were the 2 of 4 I visited, looks like. During that course now, my name spread around the ring, before it reached Pyrus now as a result. But though he tested the elixir on me, I was being attacked left, right and center now here now."
"And as I was doing a severe medical trade, but I tested 2 of the drugs I brought back, needless to say the 3rd is the cause of last night's incident. But that was a warning, leave me alone, or the next time they see you, they decide to keep you. And evidently you never took the message, if he threw you in the mines now. As he knew of me, based on the reports by the Baron of Calais and the Comte of Gascony now."
"I finally realized why I found French cuisine on his planet, by that I mean Pyrus, but he's the leader of the French Colony ring, there has to be more than one. And there is, aside from Gascony and Calais, I can do them all right now, but bad first impression. Thanks to her and the Colonel, but they blew this trade deal to pieces right now, and that was why he was holding us hostage without the mines they're screwed here."
"My intended catch on the trade was by offering to dig them a new mine, an act worth a few hundred sextillion for them, in exchange for 800 octillion in drugs. And research now, but you pissed him off by causing that cave in, and putting me in the E.R.." he said and Hammond nodded in shock at that. "That's why you got arrested, they put his people at risk of a cave in and you're her consort?" Ferretti said sternly, coming in then.
"Yeah Doctor, that's it exactly and Carter's trying to save her but, by lying to you, they could have killed, not only me, but 450 people. And first by the cave in and now by keeping me caged down here, what if I was an animagus, chosen from a wolf. But what happens if my wolf had enough abuse, and rather than the gun." he said sternly and he and Hammond nodded sternly as Hammond read it out beyond sternly to that remark.
"You're going wolf and that happens you're going to rip this place apart and kill someone, so just let you leave, now." he said and she started shaking in fear at that, realizing what a mistake she made the month before. "I decided in exchange of a trade deal here of creating them a new mine, for study of the sarcophagus. And the truth, 3 are medical/psychiatrical and the 4th is for sexual inadequacy." he said and they nodded.
"They stole the drugs and research, all take, but no give, I was going to create them a new mine, in exchange for the drugs. And the use of the sarcophagus, and she kidnapped me." he said and Hammond nodded in understanding then, realizing he was on a mission for the medical department and that was why Ferretti was there. "You did the trade honestly here, by offering seeds, and live stock, horses now in truth here, son."
"But 221.5 septillion in exchange 773.5 octillion, that's a break through, and these are going to be quite the helpful use in the medical/psychiatric department. That why don't you go back and finish the deal, the mines now." Carson said to him gently then and she paled, realizing that's why he left them in the mines, on orders. "You promised to go back, but rather then straight to her, you're heading for this Baron now in truth."
"Okay I understand that, well this was indeed kidnapping, interesting aspect hmm, young lady when the medical department wants to hear from the patient. Rather than the soldiers that put him in the need of medical care, as not only now. Was this research on the technology, but this was a psychiatric testing now for your lunatic. As a commander and his marine counterparts now." Ferretti said sternly and she went white
"And looks like the bonus was accidentally given if they, SG-3 and Carter and O'neill, were trying to find you and decided to not heed the warning. You just wanted to be alone for a while, but you got us a few good trade deals. You brought back 700 nonillion now in drugs, before Hetara." Hammond said and he nodded. "That's why he wanted me to marry her, to finish it." he said and they both nodded and Sam went white.
"Dad think about the number Kinsey gave us, but he told me there are 18 planets, 17 courts, and him, but the amount total, for 10 each in drugs. And this explains why I was also wound up, when we got back now, the self important look. I just hit the medical jackpot here, I was on a multi-vitamin health food shake. That does as the sarcophagus does to the Goa'uld, but the total it comes to 100 sum decillion in drugs."
"What we got from Pyrus was 885 octillion, in drugs and research, but all 18 planets together totals to 750 decillion. These drugs, make what the current immunization and OTC, medical prescriptions shots do, look like candy. General, I'm not kidding, you needed a medical breakthrough and you got it. The French Colony ring are from the time of wonder, their drugs are considered magic here." he said and they nodded slowly.
"Time of wonder, you mean Troll?" he said and Daniel nodded. "Yeah that's exactly what I do mean, descended from the time of wonder, Pyrus himself. He's the grandson of Hubert's grandfather himself, Philip, remember the scars on my back, take a look." he said and he stripped his shirt off and Ferretti nodded in shock. "That's not possible, even if the lacerations healed, there would still be a scar!" he said in shock and he nodded gently.
"They were using a lotion on my back, that removes all marks from the skin, the only thing it doesn't is syringe puncture wounds. They been treating that injury for weeks, back rubs every night, that after I got back and Warner saw my back. He realized the possibilities, if just the creme can do this, what are the possibilities now. That France could be good for medical care now." he said and Ferretti nodded sternly at the news then.
"What were you eating next to that healthfood shake exactly, if you were that wound up exactly, baby." Hammond asked and he explained that. "He's from earth, only he kept his memories, of 700 years now, he got married at the same time. That you had, so his daughter is no older than I am, but your basic French cuisine diet. Said combined with the healthy effects of the shake now, but trust me, as I said to her now in truth here."
"It makes you smarter, stronger, you live for hundreds of years, feel great, what's wrong with that healthfood shake, it rivals the crap people do, to stay healthy. This is superfood, mixed into a shake, and flavoring of chocolate, strawberry or vanilla." he said and he looked at her and she paled."Power eating?" Harriman suggested and he nodded. "There's nothing wrong with that, if it made you that strong." Ferretti said to that news.
"Steve's sister after Moranis was training their 4 year old daughter, but this was why, I was so strong, I'm not addicted to the damn thing. I been on a healthfood binge, one that rivals the best healthfood stores we have on earth." he said and Hammond crossed his arms sternly at that news then. "After a detox, you never felt so wiped out, after being on a diet this good for 2 months, you lost weight here, the weight his friends now."
"Now, if they put it on you, you were eating good, and lost weight, after returning to earth, get 6 weeks of that good diet back on, and then another detox from it." he said sternly and she swallowed hard, realizing they were starving him here. "Dad think about the new title, without even realizing it, I start calling you this all the time now." he said and he nodded gently. "Yes my son, you're my son." he said and then said it sternly then.
"And a parent listens to their own children, not the officers that never were there for the entirety of the mission. So as to that, I'll hear your side of this, young lady, you keep your mouth shut, you are in big trouble." he said sternly to her then."You never felt so strong, you were thinking straight, and that self important look. Like a true king or prince now, said you had enough on them to have them shot, with the amount."
"That you just gave me here in drugs, 885 octillion, that's enough to buy out the finances 20x's over, to keep the program running. But they sabotaged your agreement with him, via the grand duke!" Ferretti said and she went white in fear. "Young lady you better be afraid right now, now that I know you lied to me right now. Son, let me have it here, if that's the estimate, then you decided, if the quintet put you on sabbatical."
"So that's what it was now, the finisher, if you accepted the proposal, seals the deal, but she refused, and by the sarcophagus so called intel coming out." Hammond said sternly and he nodded and she swallowed hard. "She's crazy jealous dad, she doesn't want to share me, even with a new guy friend like Kenny. And you remember how that turned out now, before we separated." he said and Hammond nodded with a stern look.
"But I given it all the time it takes, holding on, it was time to let go and move on, if not the princess, I go back to Sarah, ask her for a second chance. And reactivate my life as scientist, before they stumble across something that could get them killed." he said and she started shaking. "The resignation papers, you intended to resign, so you can live in peace and they immediately refuse, why." Hammond said and they went white.
"Because they crossed over and become the very thing they hated here, NID." he said and they broke out in a sweat. "This is and was an NID trap to get you to see I'm as they say, only now she gets in on the act. And the sarcophagus was the add on, but no, it's not the sarcophagus that would screw me up. It's Hathor again, and driven to the brink of insanity as a test of sin." he said and Hammond crossed his arms sternly then.
"Point taken buddy, point taken and you made your point, that why would you try and kill yourself, that doesn't make any sense, because you wouldn't. Billy said the scars immediately healed after you tried it, your blood levels the same. So clearly whatever had you in so much pain was created with a sarcophagus in mind." Ferretti said sternly and Jack started shaking in fear at that, realizing they both saw through this attempt then.
"That's because it was, the oils from the lotion prevent damage to the skin, but the drugs: the elixir, the serum and the paralyzing agent. They're all created with a sarcophagus in mind, though these idiots see them as primitives now. They're actually highly advanced in the areas of medical chemical technology, as to why. Their drugs are created with a sarcophagus in mind." he said and she swallowed hard at that news.
"But that trade deal after I tried to talk to him, to secure their release, the added bonus, and I said I would complete the deal now, last night. Before she pissed me off and gave you that lie, after throwing Shyla in my face. She was helping me with the research, taking my mind off the absolute agony I was in emotionally. As instead of a coverstone, it's a cave in: my parents." he said and Hammond nodded in understanding.
"I didn't mind here, if the drugs turned me into a bi-sexual, it was time to let Sha're go, my memories are being erased anyway, I'm the future king. And of their planet, her husband, I just wanted to severe all ties with earth. As these idiots plan worked a little too well now." he said and Hammond looked at Jack, who started shaking in fear, realizing he just wanted to forget them, his team now, the absolute final amnesia now finally.
"As he said to his robot, I know everything they know about Earth, defenses weapons codes, so the elixir is stripping my memories away." he said and she swallowed hard at that. "I understand why you want to forget these little brats finally baby, but what about your friends, the trio and Lou now, you're all one type." Hammond said gently and he looked down as tears started running down his face, and Ferretti nodded with a gentle look.
"He wanted the anterograde amnesia George, erase what happened during Hathor, forget everything. But she suddenly realized that happens and there's no getting him back now and was trying to wait out the clock." he said and he nodded in fury then. "Nice work you little shit, you realize what you have done here, he just wants to forget now. Forget his life here on earth now, he's severing all ties with Earth now finally here."
"You just did a better job than you expected, you little shit!" Hammond shouted in fury and she swallowed at that.
"Looks like he was praying to see this as a matter of trade, you escaped their planets and to remedy the situation was holding you hostage. Till whoever chose you between them and the Grand Duke came to get you guys." he said and she went completely white at that news as Jack swallowed hard at that news. "So that's the planets names, Gascony and Calais, you met his courts if he's the leader?" Hammond asked and he nodded gently.
"I thought you were a by the book though, that duty to the truth rules your life, doesn't it, when the name sake of my tv series's grandfather is in the Air Force. He, and the other 8 human characters from Earth are involved, but duty to the truth. Or duty to your friends, because you know how dangerous this bastard is now. Not Pyrus, but Jack right now, you know that it's a federal offense to lie to your commander."
"But what happens when the gate builders give me the power to show him my memories and he, the quartets fathers, your own and Bra'tac see this. What you say was a total lie, and we do a repeat of the first duty, in stargate form. And he realizes you lied, and in an omission, tell him the truth, which one did you choose. Just to save yourself, from being arrested for court martial?" he asked and she paled at that in fear.
Now realizing he was furious at her. "Do you know the bad thing about being a woman scientist, any type scientist. There's Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Nickola Tesla, but are there any woman astro, particle physicists or even archeologists?" he asked and she started shaking, realizing she was of lower class then the men at that finally. "You see that's your problem and Frasier had good point as there's a reason they call it here now."
"This man's military, you never get as much recognition in the real world here at the moment and won't for another 150 years. Do you see any female Generals or Admirals in the military at the moment right now. As your male peers right now, why do these knuckleheads treat you like a woman. Though you act like a man sometimes at the current moment?" he asked and she paled at that and Hammond crossed his arms then.
"Just who solved the case of why you turned into a caveman, who cracked the final clue in how to get the gate going again, who cracked his STD. Who cracked where you ended up, who saved earth from the forces of evil when Apophis was getting ready. And to attack right now and who was it who realized what she was, I even left out the intel needed here as you do the rest?" he asked and she swallowed hard at that remark.
"All of that was you, Danny." Hammond said and he nodded as his gaze bore into her at that remark. "So what is this, hoping if you your theory pans out, that you can get some recognition, did the thought ever occur to you here. That I'm under orders to protect the civilians, keep my head down, don't make waves and study the sarcophagus?" he asked and she went completely white at that and Hammond nodded sternly to that response.
"Do you understand, if I was a shapeshifter, my chosen form the wolf that instead of a normal shapeshifter. That I'd have gone werewolf and torn this place apart just to get out the gate or into the direct sunlight. But do you realize you could have killed a few people by that decision, I know more about the damn thing. Then you do, so much more, uh let's see here, after using it, you need to be in the direct sunlight now."
"As it removes 75% of the vitamin D in your system, there's a time frame you only have 6 hours after being killed, after that there is no coming back. For the drugs created with a sarcophagus in mind here, they act like the imperio curse. The amount of time used is proportional here, that it causes you to speak your mind. Telling the truth, no matter how it hurts now here, and turning you from good to so good now."
"You appear evil to everyone else, and with it, with the serums used for control of your nervous system now. There is only one chance of survival and freeing yourself from the control of what they used on you. By purging it from your body by use of what it was created with?" he asked and she started shaking. "Are you saying that the drugs used on you are created with a sarcophagus in mind?" Hammond said to him then.
"Yeah that exactly what I'm saying that's the add on reason I needed to use the damn thing, but the absolute agony I was in. Was from effects of the drug meant to change me into a local, it was created with true drugs in mind. Along the lines of speed or lotus sap." he said and she went completely white at that remark."That's one heck of detour into the real sciences of that damn thing." Harriman said sternly and he nodded.
"And some friend you are, Captain, really right now, everything to you has to be about what you can see, touch and taste, but there is such a thing. As god's work, I'm a devout Catholic, a jesuit, and the bible stated god's wonders quite clearly. Well the mirror, and my trip to the alternate reality was one of those miracles. And as was the sarcophagus technology, healing injuries that would kill a normal person now."
"My name now, it means god is my judge, what does my lord wish me to do, you ever think about that, every mission we go on?" he asked and Hammond nodded as he crossed his arms. "Indeed, what does god wish you to do, when surrounded by red shirted lunatic soldiers, yes I must agree. So which culture is this, if you dragged up the Order of Jesus exactly, son?" he asked and he said it sternly as he looked at her beyond sternly.
"It's 1662 France, the area, after looking out my bedroom window, it looks like the area that Drew lived in, is absolutely gorgeous now. He's actually portraying Henry's father here, with the added warning tone now. Demanding answers after Angelica crossed the line, before he and his wife stripped her and the single evil stepsister. And of their rank in nobility, what we got here was 1662 Aquitaine." he said and he nodded.
"But that's the problem, after I told these two 3 times to put it down they still wouldn't listen to me, if I was one of the gate builders descendants. I'd blast them, just to get them put it down, grip Shyla's hand and handle her father now. But these idiots made things worse by a cave in, I'd been in medical recovery all this time. That's what she's holding back dad, their decisions put me in the infirmary right now."
"She's lying to you, because she knows after Jolinar, if she was right, she gets back in your good graces, by passing you important information. But what she, on what Jolinar knows on this damn thing, was she neglected to tell us. Is his planet's a snare, one connecting to Greece: in the eat, drink and be merry variety. Only this is X-rated mythology, in the lotus eaters: Argos." he said and he nodded in shock at the news then.
"Once you realized what this was, you been working at changing yourself back, from what they drugged you with?" he said slowly and Daniel nodded gently and tossed him a bottle and he looked at it and saw purple then.
"That's the changing agent, mixed in with alien viagra, for a bi-sexual." he said and Hammond nodded in shock. "I was experimenting the elixir here, but they took it two steps further here, not my version but their's now, in fact. These idiots basically said anything goes, and Pyrus decided, yeah okay then anything goes here. But the goes is their virginity and and earthly ties, in the trio, Carter ended up in the middle here."
"I was on La Rochelle, for 9 of the 12 weeks, getting to know him, and through him, I met his courts, so I finally cracked. In what the planet was, only after he arrested me, because he apparently been looking for 2 SG teams. A man and woman, asking for a description, I got a blonde hair with blue eyes. A woman of 33.5 years, and a going grey brown haired man with brown eyes, and going on 42." he said and he nodded then.
"You been gone 3 months, and you been traveling around his kingdom that entire time, alright so to him, you're the good one, his baby right now, just like his courts seeing you that way, so you got the friendly hospitality. In walking in there, SG's 1 and 3, encountered them and they tried to scare them off. And by slipping them this, along with that red liquid, alright keep going." Hammond said, looking at the vial then.
"And the third was a strawberry blonde haired man with hazel eyes, also 42 years old, the fourth now, a black man with a spooked look on his face. Asking if he thought their culture was a system lord planet he said yes right now. But in trying to keep to what the president ordered us to do, I did the entire spiel now. The determine threats: is this elixir dad, perform recon: I been mapping out 1/4 of his kingdom now in truth."
"And peaceful contact, and made friends, they adopted me, in him, his doctor and the quartet's case, hospitality on high now. My own room, good food, and so on, but to them I'm welcome, the quartet were not, and Teal'C, he decided. Was blue, rather then green, but something happened on this mission, that made him quite irritable. I don't know what, but based on his reaction to her, after he grabbed her by the hair."
"They attacked someone, best guess it was Porthos himself, and that was enough to get them in trouble, but they violated the marriage agreement. Only they realized what NID intended to use them for and turned the tables. After I explained why I was on the run, but they imprint on someone my age group, it's forever. It's the same for falling in love, fall in love it's forever, they broke a commitment." he said and he nodded.
"You get the name of the planets they were on?" he asked and Daniel nodded sternly as he answered him. "Looks like God and the Gate builders decided to send a message, in the form of Pyrus courts now. Leave me alone or the next cruel act results, in the said chosen planet becoming the mental hospital." he said and Ferretti nodded. "Nice choice there, Father, that's a very good warning to these brats." Hammond said to that news.
"Gathering details from his head of the guards, he said that two teams went to Gascony and Calais, so SG-1 went to Calais and SG-3 to Gascony. Then same thing on both planets, looks like they got marked by his courts, if there's more then 3. And the leader of the fourth planet targeted him, that's the brown headed man. In a sexual way, the girl same thing, and the other two, also sexual." he said and he nodded then.
"Makepeace and Johnson got it by Porthos's counterpart and her assistant, which explains why they came back covered in lipstick." he said and Harriman nodded, as he and Siler started shaking in laughter. "Alright Sergeant control yourself here, right now, I know you're finding that funny. But making fun of them that way at their expense said is enough to get you in trouble here." Hammond said with a bemused smile at that then.
"That description matches you two, Colonel, Captain, care to tell me what happened, on that planet, after you looked like you did it with a caveman?" he said with a warning tone and she went white in fear then. "You know it's funny right now, I was wondering why Jack threw that remark at me. And before looking at your motive right now, in why you would say that, you know what I come to realize right now, in truth here."
"About finding a girl on every planet we go to, well look at the facts, who was her father exactly?" he asked and they paled at that. "Her father a king, Tuplo, Kasuf?" Daniel asked and Jack paled at that, realizing what he was saying. "Translation, you keep getting marked by the daughter of the planetary leader of the planet or just the Tribe leader. In each case, but princess or the Grand Duchess, that's a high honor right now."
"But in each occasion, you're helping at solving their problems, building bridges instead of burning them, striving to make a difference." Harriman said and he nodded sternly and Jack swallowed hard. "Exactly, in a sense I'm Aladdin, or just John Smith now, I'm everything they want, but their father is scared of retribution. So why is that exactly Colonel, hmm?" he asked and he started shaking in fear and Hammond nodded then.
"Point taken baby, you made your point, and where the hell is your brain young man, young lady huh, where exactly, where huh, you just insulted the tribe leader. That can get you killed in his culture, right now, 1298 to 1700, you show any sign of resistance. Then you get shot on sight, and his musketeers are dressed as jaffa carrying staff weapons!" he shouted and he swallowed hard at his remark, realizing he was screwed then.
"And what is the local chieftain, in American form if, instead of Native American, they look Arabian, but are actually Egyptian. If this was Egypt, 3,000BC, I'm a commoner marrying the princess, which turns me into what exactly. As I have the power to….." he said and they paled further. "To kill them." Teal'c said sternly then. "You insult me, you insulted royalty now and that includes Tuplo." he said and they all went white at that.
"Oh my god, you mean this was the other reason, he kept them locked up, as they insulted you, and therefore insulted him, a king?" Hammond said sternly and Daniel nodded and she paled at that. "He wasn't charlatan, he was a real king, dating back to 1298, he killed Ra's minor and took his mining station. Pretending to be a mining guild as they're scared the Goa'uld are going to attack, point proven when Teal'C arrives."
"Said question, before I could come up with a viable explanation, saying we're connected to the Egeria, that's Jolinar's adoptive mother now. Jack shot his mouth off and got clubbed for his troubles." he said and Hammond nodded sternly and they swallowed hard at that. "But evidently etiquette was never taught to these idiots: 1662 France, down on one knee, arms crossed on the other." he said and Hammond nodded firmly.
"So you jumped into 1662 France, but there we go, that's the way kings act back then, even the 'off with their heads' remark. Where the hell is your brain, it's no wonder he arrested you, after whatever happened up there. Daniel was on a mission, and whatever reason he's so pissed at you, is the reason. And aside from the insult, which in-turn is why he threw it back in your face!" he snapped and Sam started shaking in fear.
"Would you treat earthborn royalty this way, if they arrested you right now?" Daniel asked and they started shaking in fear. "You ever consider that was a test for both of you now, by the medical/psychiatric department. Only Fraiser was never in on it, and neither was Mckenzie, because it's funny now. Did Jolinar know of the planet or not, it seems I was denied very important, need to know, information." he said and she paled.
"But a Goa'uld would be after the naquada, that was your first interest wasn't it, but the second I mention I'm studying the sarcophagus. That you immediately get apprehensive, so why is that, is it because you're scared of what it does to me. Or is this because you know, once Carson reads the medical reports, everything you claim. Can be seen as a schizophrenic break from reality with you a host now in truth here."
"So best guess in exchange for the naquada, here now, Captain, you decided to have me injured, in the escape. While for him, this can delay me long enough, that while I'm working at putting my genes back to normal. As you both can claim I'm flying the sheik, while you're rotting away in the mines, seems like an NID plan to me." he said and she went white at the implication and Hammond nodded as he crossed his arms sternly.
"Point taken son, point taken right now and if that's true, heads are going to roll for this, because this is not lying to save our first ever allies. And not breaking orders to save earth from Apophis's attack, what we have here now. Is a meet and greet that got bent out of proportion and puts a team mate in the hospital right now. And lying to cover it up, is a court martialable offense now!" Hammond said and she started shaking.
"General, as a 1 star, and this is being ordered by the quartet, I have to face that memory now, that I have another suggestion: I think we should go back to P3R-636." he said and then pulled out a file he's been working on."You really think you could escape the mines that easily, if you had tried to escape. It's not just Shyla's people that inhabit the planet, the planet is inhabited by plant humanoids." he said and she paled.
"What?" Hammond said sternly and she went white, realizing they only did 5 miles away from the gate, never stretched it out further. "Yeah dad, I did an extensive scan of the area from Shyla's palace to 20 miles north and 20 miles north of the mines. Leading back to the gate is a culture of plant/humanoids called the treeple right now. So even if they had escaped the mines and tried to leave, they'd walk right into their kingdom now."
"But though I built up an immunity to the Hathor's pheromone, I never did with the serum, which, to the treeple, is their sap, makes you highly sensitive to touch. Till you're ready to die laughing here, but trying to escape here right now. Is like trying escape an octopus or just animate plant, as trying to untie yourself. Said is next to impossible as they're draining you to exhaustion here." he said and Hammond nodded.
"Which explain's the foreign substance Warner found in your bloodstream, you had 3 weeks to a month's worth built up in your system. After the withdrawal and rebound, and you suggested to Warner to use the green bottle. What is that exactly anyway son, if, after he gave it to you, you couldn't get out of bed. And for 3 weeks after your muscles got a break." he said and Daniel nodded and she swallowed hard at that news.
"Son, you feeling okay?" he asked and he nodded. "It's the enzyme, she's the target of said remark, but to stimulate an over dose in hormones making you libidinous. The target once drugged, is right over the, if it's woman, the ovaries, for men. It's triggering an over flow of semen, till your body wants to mate, over and over again. I got jumped by the queen of the Treeple and she did it with me?" he said and he nodded.
"And that tells me everything I need to know here right now, you got captured here and by someone like Poison Ivy as well. Okay, they drugged you and detained you, and you were working over time all this time. Now that the truth was out, you expect me to believe this shit now Colonel, Captain, hmm. Because I don't, Sergeant, get General Carson in here, now!" he shouted and they heard a fast shout of affirmative then.
"That if you manage to escape the mines and go north, you walk right into their domaine now, but their pets are plants that look just like Audrey 2. Fully grown, but these plants are shapeshifters, and they love to tickle people here. So tell me, how can I speed things up and get you the hell off this planet, if the leader. Of the treeple, the plant/humanoids, also fell in love with me here?" he asked and she started shaking then.
"Basis of fact, I learned enough about the planet, about the ways of this snare, but seems green uniforms are not allowed on these planets. Or even better right now, they arrested me, because they want to know why you came there. After going to a planet called Calais, and Makepeace to Montpellier, want to tell me why. Before I have both of you tried and convicted for lying to him." he said and she backed into the wall.
"Lying to me, about what exactly?" he asked sternly with a warning tone and they started shaking in fear, realizing how this looked to Hammond. "Teal'C you're not in trouble, you're not in the Air Force, nor am I." he said and he nodded "About the reason it took this long, about why I actually had to use this thing right now. Why you found that much serum and elixir toxins in my body right now?" he said and she started shaking violently.
And in fear then. "Alright if you're not going to tell them then I will right now, Dad, the reason is because not only was I nearly killed in a cave in, but I got captured by them. As well, but code red medical emergency, level 5." he said and Hammond crossed his arms and she went white at that, realizing everything he said was put into code. "But seems if you came there before, then I have no reason not to consider this, you set me up."
"The way I see this is you threw me up in your place, to free yourself from these people, by nearly killing me. Or better, so you can claim, that I'm flying the sheik while you're rotting away in the mines, you converted finally. You're red, not green anymore Captain, is this to save your but or are you just trying to make like him. So you can get back in their good graces." he said and she went white in shock at that remark.
