A.N.: The moon shines brightly in the abandoned carnival. The wind howls past shut-down rides and stands. Our dear host, Count Whackula, sits in a merry-go-round atop a headless horse.

"Welcome back, my children! I hope you're ready for some more fun! I've been hard at work getting my stuff back but all work and no play make me a dull Count! Ahahah!"

"Ah, the carnival. A place of life and excitement, of delights and bliss. Ah, but just like a merry-go-round, life tends have a way of coming back to haunt you."

From the shadows emerged Igor, holding his lamp. "Master, could you come with me to the House of Mirrors? It's too spooky to go alone in there."

"Igor, I'm a vampire. I've no reflection to cast so I just walk right into the mirrors. It's like purgatory for us vampires. The only way I'm going in there is if I have a hammer in hand. Go see if the teacup rides still work. I'm narrating." Once Igor left, our host turns back to his audience. "Speaking of Carnivals, my children, our next tale involves our dear Substitute Soul Reaper in a story I like to call…"

Something Kisuke This Way Comes

Karakura Town

Yoruichi crossed her arms and scowled as she looked upon Kisuke's newest invention. "Your newest invention…is a carousel? I don't know how to tell you this, Kisuke, but I think you might lose the battle for the patent on this one."

Kneeling in front of the newly painted merry-go-round, Kisuke set down his wrench and turned his head. "Give me a few minutes at the patent office and we'll see what I can do," he joked before standing up straight, stretching out his arms behind him to pop his back. "Still, I think I'm just about done."

Beside Yoruichi stood Tessai. "Still, boss, I can't believe you bought a whole carnival just so you can experiment with the rides."

"Hey, I'm a man in need of inspiration. And a carnival would be just the thing to introduce a new revenue stream to help me with my experiments."

"Really?" The skeptical werecat raised an eyebrow. "And just what have you been doing with the carousel? You've been working on it all day. If it was just to repair it, you'd only need an hour or two to get it up and running again."

"Actually it took me forty-five minutes this morning to get the thing moving. A new personal record, if I do say so myself." Turning back to his new invention, Kisuke patted the painted horse's head. "No, I decided to use this little ride to run a few experiments on aging Soul Reapers."

"Aging Soul Reapers?"

"Well the life cycle of Soul Reapers has always been a subject of curiosity for me. We know that some souls age faster than others and that others tend to age a bit more gracefully. The contrast between Unohana and Yamamoto is the biggest example I can give. And besides," Kisuke turned back to Yoruichi and smirk. "It makes its riders grow older and can make them younger. What do you say, Yoruichi? Want me to shave a few years off you?"

Yoruichi's forehead nerve twitched. "And just what are you implying?"

"Oh, I-"

"YAY!"

The three ex-Soul Reapers almost jumped out of their skin when they turned and saw someone jumping up and down on one of the carousel's horses. "C'mon! I wanna ride the ride! C'mon!" squealed Yachiru Kusajishi, the tiny lieutenant bouncing up and down on her horse. "C'mon! I wanna ride!"

"Miss Kusajishi? When did you get here?"

"Oh, she arrived with Kenpachi about an hour ago. Kenpachi went to go find Ichigo to find him. When Yachiru found out you bought a carnival, she headed straight here. I had to pull her head out of the cotton candy machine earlier," explained Tessai.

"C'mon! I wanna ride the horsey!" whined the childish pinkette.

Kisuke scratched his chin stubble for a moment, the gears turning in his head before he shrugged. "Okay, if that's what you want…"

A sense of alarm struck Yoruichi and Tessai. Kisuke was always bold but to use Yachiru as a guinea pig...

"You sure about this, Kisuke? You know if something happens to her, there's no invention or trick up your sleeve that'll save you from Kenpachi, right?"

Walking over to the controls of the merry-go-round, Kisuke reached for the special switch to turn on the machine's aging device, setting the switch to forward. "Oh, I have every confidence in my handiwork. Now if this was Mayuri's device, then I'd be a little hesitant. Just a little though," he added before calling out to Yachiru. "Miss Kusajishi! Hold on tight! It's about to get a little fast! Don't try to get off the ride until it's come to a complete stop! Okay?"

"Okay!" cheered the happy lieutenant.

Both Tessai and Yoruichi looked at each other with worried glances and fingers crossed as Kisuke hit the switch…

The carousel came to life, its music blaring as the motors began to move. Yachiru happily squealed as her horse began to move, rising up and down as the merry-go-round spun around. The three onlookers watched as the carousel moved faster…and faster…and faster…until it became surrounded by a whirlwind.

"K-Kisuke!" shouted Yoruichi over the roaring wind. "Is it supposed to do that?"

"Would it make you feel better if I said yes?" shouted back Kisuke before he finally turned off the ride.

The whirlwind died down and the carousel slowed to a stop. Everyone stared at the figure that now sat atop the horse once she was revealed. "Woohoo! That was fun! Do it again!" cheered a much older voice. "Huh? Why's my voice sound funny?"

Yoruichi was left with her jaw hanging. Kisuke walked up next to her and nudged her with his elbow. "So? What do you think of my results?"

"I think they speak for themselves. If that's what she looks like when she gets older…damn, Rukia and Nanao are going to die from jealousy. But…uh…Tessai? You wouldn't happen to have a spare Shihakusho on you? Hers looks like it had a little…accident."

"Actually yes, I always keep one on hand for Ichigo since he gets into a lot of fights," Tessai responded back, his glasses steaming from his red face. "Well…I think we can all agree your machine worked, Kisuke."

"I'll say," Yoruichi added while watching the figure climb off of the carousel and walk over to them, her golden eyes bouncing up and down as the new Yachiru drew closer…

Meanwhile…

"Huff…huff…okay, I think I lost him."

Ichigo Kurosaki wiped his sweaty forehead and stopped for a moment to catch his breath, putting a hand on the fence next to him to steady himself. The Substitute had been in the middle of fighting a Hollow when Kenpachi Zaraki showed up out of the blue demanding a fight. Rather than give the man what he wanted, Ichigo chose the saner option and ran like hell to the other side of town.

"Good thing he doesn't know the layout of the town like I do. Although I didn't see Yachiru on his shoulder so I don't know how well his sense of direction is without her screwing it up. Huh?"

Walking along the fence, Ichigo noticed a large sign with a cartoony image of Kisuke's face on it. Walking up to it, Ichigo read it out loud. "Kisuke's Karnival. Opening soon." Shaking his head, Ichigo walked up to the fence and grabbed the top of it, lifting himself up to get a look at Kisuke's new acquisition. "Yeah, I can totally buy Kisuke becoming a carny and ripping people off." He glanced back at the sign and reread the name of the park. "Better warn Kisuke not to include another word that starts with the letter K."

Then an idea struck Ichigo. "Wait, I can just hide out here until Kenpachi leaves for the Soul Society. I'm sure Kisuke won't mind if I hide here."

Hopping the fence, Ichigo looked around. Ichigo had been to this carnival before back when he was a kid but it'd been shut down for years. "Wow, Kisuke's done a good job fixing up the place. You'd hardly think this looked like a scene from a horror movie a year ago…"

Walking about, Ichigo's ears picked the sound of squealing. "Huh? What's that?"

"WHEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Huh? Who's that? Did he invite Orihime to test some of the rides?"

Rounding a corner, Ichigo saw that the teacup ride had turned on. Only one person was riding it though but it wasn't Orihime or Ururu. Instead, Ichigo saw a head of pink hair spinning round and round as the teacup ride spun. "Who's that?" The only person he knew that had pink hair was…

Before Ichigo could finish his thought, the ride turned off. Slowly the teacup the person was riding slowed to a stop. "Whew! That was fun!" said the happy woman before she noticed the orange-haired teen staring at her. "Hi, Ichi! This place is fun!"

As the woman climbed out of her teacup, Ichigo was confused as to who the woman was. "Uh…have we met before?"

"Oh come on, Ichi! Don't you recognize me?"

The woman walked up to him, a happy smile on her face. It took Ichigo a few moments before he realized who this pink-haired ruby-eyed woman could possibly be. "…YACHIRU?!"

"That's me!" giggled the girl-now-woman.

"You've uh…grown…"

Grown was a bit of an understatement. Yachiru now stood before Ichigo as a grown woman in her prime. The tiny child now stood at equal height to Ichigo, her long hair cascading all the way down her back and shoulders. However, her growth spurt had given her a curvaceous figure that could match Yoruichi's when it came to seduction. The Shihakusho Tessai had given her, after her growth spurt caused a severe wardrobe malfunction to her old one, clung tightly to her thin, toned body. Her breasts, now matching Orihime's in size, strained against her kosode, bouncing with every step since she didn't have a bra on. And whether or not she realized it, Yachiru's hips swayed with every step to shake her grown rump.

"Yeah, Clogs let me ride his merry-go-round! It spun really fast and when it stopped, I was all big and tall!" said Yachiru merrily.

'Somehow I just knew Kisuke was behind it.' Shaking off the shock, Ichigo looked around. "So where is Kisuke and Yoruichi anyway?"

"Clogs and Kitty are busy working on the merry-go-round and said I could ride the rides as much as I liked, as long as I didn't leave. Wanna join me? C'mon! It'll be fun!"

Ichigo thought about it for a moment. While spending the day at an empty carnival wasn't exactly something he came here to do, it certainly beat running for his life from Kenpachi. 'Wait, if Yachiru's here with me, then maybe if Kenpachi finds me, she can convince him not to fight me since I'm helping her have fun.'

Confident in his solid plan, Ichigo gave the adult Yachiru a smile. "Sure, Yachiru! I'd be happy to join you!"

"Yay! This is going to be the best day ever! Here, let's go ride the teacups together!" Grabbing Ichigo's arm, Yachiru pulled him back towards the ride she'd just been on. Seating herself next to Ichigo, a little too close in his opinion, she shamelessly reached into her cleavage to pull out the remote Kisuke gave her that would turn the rides. 'I think she's learned the wrong things from Rangiku…' thought Ichigo before the ride started to spin.

The next few hours saw the two Soul Reapers spending a happy day at Kisuke's carnival. Tessai was nice enough to open some of the game stalls to let the two play, Ichigo even winning Yachiru a large teddy bear. They passed by Kisuke and Yoruichi, the latter still making adjustments to the carousel to make sure it could turn Yachiru back to normal. Yoruichi saw the way Yachiru was holding Ichigo's hand and chuckled. Ichigo blushed when he saw her looking at them and pulled his friend away, heading for a food stall to get something to eat.

After the pair ate, Ichigo wondered if Yachiru was done for the day. "You ready to go back to the carousel? We've done just about everything."

"Not yet!" Yachiru tugged on Ichigo's sleeve before pointing at the one ride they had yet to go on: the Tunnel of Love. "I wanna ride that!"

The blush on Ichigo's face returned. The idea of going into a Tunnel of Love with Yachiru was certainly something he'd have a hard time explaining if Kenpachi caught them. But sadly for Ichigo, his friend had made up her mind. "C'mon! C'mon!"

Climbing into a boat, Yachiru gestured for Ichigo to join her. Ichigo climbed in, blushing from how close the pair were sitting together despite the boat being large enough to put space between them before Yachiru hit the switch and turned on the ride.

Entering the tunnel, soft music began to play. "This is so much fun! It's just like what Big-Boobies always says when she goes in with all those boys! She always says it's so fun!"

"I…can see why," Ichigo said, wondering just what Rangiku had been teaching the girl. Yachiru, meanwhile, was happy as a jaybird, feeling the romance as they traveled through the tunnel, setting her head on Ichigo's shoulder and soaking up his warmth. Despite his nervousness, Ichigo slipped his hand into hers and gave it a squeeze.

However, halfway through the ride, the boat they were sitting in came to a lurching halt, making them both jump. "What the hell?"

Ichigo looked around and realized that something on the ride's track had gone wrong. "Uh oh. Looks like Kisuke didn't do such a good job with this ride as much as the others." He pulled out his phone to text the shopkeeper that they were stuck in his ride.

After a moment, the pair waited for Kisuke to text him back. Finally Ichigo's phone pinged and he read the message. "Will be there as soon as I can to find out what's wrong. Currently Yoruichi and Tessai are trying to pull me out of the Haunted House's maintenance shaft since I got stuck. Just hold tight and I'll be there soon."

Groaning, Ichigo pocketed his phone. "Looks like we're going to be here a while. I told Kisuke he needed to lay off the cheese puffs. Anyone can see he was gaining weight."

Ping!

Pulling out his phone, Ichigo saw he had another text from Kisuke. "For the record, Ichigo, my cheese puffs are low fat. So don't you go making a crack about my weight!"

"I swear the man is psychic."

Ping!

"No. You're just that predictable."

"Oh come on!"

Stuffing his phone back into his pocket, Ichigo sat back in his seat and pushed up the safety bar to give them a little more leg room. "Well, looks like we're going to be here a while. Might as well get comfy."

"Hmm…"

Ichigo noticed that Yachiru was oddly quiet. Looking over, he saw the pinkette fidgeting in her seat, making awkward glances at him. "What's wrong, Yachiru?"

"I'm…not sure. I've been having such a good time but…I have been…feeling a little weird," she confessed. "Looking at you…makes me feel all tingly." Yachiru rubbed her legs together while looking at the handsome teen. "Could you…um…hold me?"

"Hold you?"

"Yeah. I've spied on Big Boobies a ton of times when she brings men to her room. Could you hold me like they hold her? I always thought it'd feel nice."

'I'm going to have a long talk with Rangiku after this is all over.' But Ichigo couldn't deny the girl what she wanted. She was experiencing adulthood for the first time and all the tribulations that came along for the ride, including affection. "Okay, Yachiru."

The Substitute slowly slipped his arms underneath Yachiru's, wrapping them around her thin body and pulling her closer. Her cheeks matching the blush on Ichigo's face, Yachiru gently wrapped her arms around his shoulders and embraced him tightly, a warm heat beginning to bloom in her chest as her breasts pushed against Ichigo's front. Softly the boy ran a hand gently through her pink hair, finding it to be as soft as silk.

The soft music and ambient lighting from the Tunnel of Love only served to make what the two Soul Reapers were feeling even stronger. Ichigo could see his reflection in her ruby red eyes, her breath hot on his face. "Ichi…go…" she said as she stared deeply into the boy's brown eyes. Losing herself to her newly awakened adult emotions, the pinkette closed her eyes and leaned forward…

Lips as soft as clouds touched Ichigo's. The boy stiffened in the girl's embrace as they shared their first kiss with each other. Ichigo never imagined his first kiss would be with a grown-up Yachiru but he couldn't deny how good it felt. When Yachiru pulled away, he leaned forward to return the kiss with another, deepening their connection.

Yachiru's hand snaked up the back of Ichigo's head, sparking a fire within him from her soft tough. Their kiss was awkward and clumsy, and only became sloppier when their tongues started to get involved. "Mmmmmh!" Yachiru melted into Ichigo's lips, a growing heat flourishing throughout her sexy new body.

The couple remained glued to each other's lips for a hot minute before pulling away. A string of sticky saliva connected them for a moment before Ichigo wiped it away. "Feel better?"

"I feel loads better. But…I was also thinking…"

"Hmm?"

Yachiru's hands went to her Shihakusho. "Since Clogs is going to turn me back to normal, I wanna do adult stuff while I still can. I want to do the stuff Big Boobies does with those guys."

Ichigo once again stiffened, his face burning as blood rushed to his head. The thought of having "adult fun" with Yachiru made his head spin. 'I really hope Kenpachi doesn't burst in from out of the blue. I'd never survive if he caught us with our pants down.' Ichigo's first thought was to deny the girl her wish; Yachiru may have an adult body but she was still a child at heart. But it was hard to refuse those ruby eyes pleading with want, or ignore the throbbing tent in his pants.

Swallowing the lump in his throat, Ichigo nodded. "Okay. But nobody can ever find out about this. You have to keep this a secret."

"Okay!"

As soon as Ichigo gave her permission, Yachiru threw her arms around him and kissed him again, ready to have some real fun today. Ichigo felt the soft firmness of her breasts push against him. Running a hand through her hair, Ichigo reached with his free hand and cupped her firm breast, secretly wondering if Orihime's were just as soft.

"Mmmmmmh!"

Yachiru's tongue met Ichigo's in a lewd dance of lust. Their bodies grew hot under their clothes, Yachiru's leg rubbing up against the hard bulge in Ichigo's pants. When they parted for air, Ichigo noticed Yachiru fiddling with her sash nervously. "So…what else did you see Rangiku do?" he asked to help encourage her.

The intense look in Ichigo's eyes as he stared at her impressive bosom made Yachiru feel nervous. Nobody had ever looked at her that way before and it made that tingling sensation between her legs all the more prominent. Undoing her sash, she felt her kosode loosen and shrugged out of it, letting the top land on the floor of their boat. "Do I…look good, Ichi?"

Ichigo had no words. He never imagined that Yachiru would grow up to become so stacked. In the soft pink light of the Tunnel of Love, her sweaty skin seemed to radiate with beauty. Her bust was easily as big as Orihime's, if not a little bigger. Her pink nipples were hardened by arousal, begging to be teased.

Wrapping his arms around her waist, Ichigo pulled the girl onto him until she was resting on his lap. "You've become…quite the woman, Yachiru," Ichigo confessed, his face just inches from Yachiru's bouncy breasts. His hands cupped the underside of her heavy melons and gave them a firm squeeze.

"Ah!"

"I'm sorry! Did that hurt?"

"No, it felt really good. It just startled me."

Taking this as a sign to continue, Ichigo squeezed her breasts again. Emboldened by her soft moans, the orange-haired teen buried his face in her soft chest, warmth enveloping him. "Mmmmh…" Yachiru smelled like floral soap with a tinge of sweat. Running a hand up her back, Ichigo opened his mouth and started to lick at her soft globes.

"Heheheh…Ichi, that tickles," giggled the pinkette before the young man's found its target. "Ah! Ichi!" Her back reflexively arched when lips wrapped around her nipple. Ichigo gingerly suckled the girl, lavishing her tit with his hot tongue. "Ah! That feels…that feels…"

Taking his lips off her tit, Ichigo looked up at her with a knowing smile on his face. "Yes?'

"Good. That feels really good! Do it more!"

Ichigo obliged the pinkette, suckling her softly. Pushing her breasts together, Ichigo switched from one boob to the other, licking her tender titties like ice cream cones.

Yachiru wiggled on Ichigo's lap while moaning uncontrollably. Nothing in her life had ever felt this good. Ichigo's suckling made her chest feel hot, her nipples aching as he gently nibbled on them with his teeth. But more importantly, she began to have thoughts she'd never had before, particularly when she felt the large bulge in Ichigo's pants rub against her clothed cooch. "Ichi…can I…take your pants off?"

Blushing, Ichigo pulled his face away from her pillowy chest and gave her a nod. Yachiru slid off his lap and sat down next to him. Her clumsy hands fumbled with his sash. Ichigo had to help her, his hands also shaking from nervous anticipation. As soon as they untied his sash, Yachiru gripped his Hakama and tugged it down. Yachiru's ruby eyes lit up when she saw the Substitute's manhood stand at attention. "Wow! It's so big!"

Ichigo's heart started to beat fast as Yachiru stared at his cock, pre-cum already dripping from the head. His breath hitched when Yachiru's soft hand wrapped around his long shaft. "Um…I think I saw Rangiku doing this with her hand."

Yachiru's hand awkwardly jerked Ichigo's cock. Her inexperience was obvious from how clumsy her hand moved, tugging more than stroking. After a few painful pulls, Ichigo stopped her by putting his hand on hers. "No, like this. Gentle." Taking her hand, Ichigo showed her what to do by guiding it up and down his veiny shaft. "Ahh, that feel so good," he moaned, leaning forward to kiss her.

Feeling giddy at touching Ichigo's cock, Yachiru took it from there. Now that she knew what she was doing, she pleasured her friend while tying their tongues together. "Mmmmh!" Taking his hand off his cock, the Substitute cupped the pinkette's breast. "Ah! Oooh!" Yachiru's face twisted as Ichigo teased her nipple, giving it a light pinch.

Letting go of her breast, Ichigo decided to take the literal final plunge and slid his hand under her Hakama and panties. The tunnel echoed with Yachiru's squeal when she felt Ichigo's hand touch her nether region. Even though Ichigo had about as much sexual experience as Yachiru, he had an idea of what to do thanks to porn. He could tell he was on the right track as his fingers rubbed her wet folds, Yachiru spreading her legs to let him feel her more.

Both Soul Reapers continued to kiss and work each other up until they both couldn't take it any longer. "Ichi…" moaned Yachiru. "I…um…I want you to…put it inside me," she said, her panting breath hitting his face. Sitting up, the girl undid the sash to her pants, letting them fall and pulling down her pink panties, revealing her pink honeypot to the boy. Stepping out of her clothes, Yachiru slid back onto Ichigo's lap.

"Are you sure, Yachiru?"

Yachiru nodded. "Uh huh. Watching Boobies and Kitty do stuff with the guys they bring over…looks like it feels good. I want to feel good too."

'Okay, I'm going to have a long talk with Rangiku AND Yoruichi when this is over…' Ichigo's hands gripped her waist and lifted her up, shifting her so that her dripping pussy hovered over her cock. As gently as he could, Ichigo lowered the pinkette down onto his cock.

The two Soul Reapers gasped as they lost their virginities. Whether it was because of her hyperactive behavior or because of Kisuke's aging machine, Yachiru had no feminine barrier to tear. Yachiru's toes curled as she sank down on Ichigo's cock, knowing a woman's pleasure for the first time in her life. "Guh! Ohhh!" Gripping Ichigo's shoulders with a tight grip, Yachiru took deep breaths as she struggled with the fullness in her loins. "So…so big!"

"You okay?" Ichigo breathed heavily as his cock was enveloped by a hot, wet tightness. The slightest movement from her caused that hot vice to shift around him, making him moan into her face.

"Y-yeah." Yachiru swallowed and nodded. "I'm okay. I feel so full." After a moment, she finally got adjusted to his size and looked back at Ichigo. "Um…what do I do now?"

Hands gripping her waist, Ichigo readied himself. "Just relax and let me do the work."

Yachiru was surprisingly light despite her growth spurt which easily allowed Ichigo to lift her up and down, bouncing her on his cock. The boat rocked slightly from their erotic movement, the water sloshing around them. The cutest moans came out of Yachiru's lips each time she took him all the way to the base, her pussy ironically a perfect match for the Substitute's manhood. "Ichi! Oh! Ichi!"

Her moans echoed throughout the Tunnel of Love. Her face twisted as she bounced up and down on his cock, her pussy stretched around his thick length. Ichigo's eyes, however, weren't focused on her face became mesmerized by her bouncing tits. Her huge melons jiggled with every slam of her hips, moving in perfect rhythm with the rest of her body. Ichigo let go of her waist to let her move of her own accord. "Ah…ahhh…Yachiru…" he moaned, sweat rolling down his face. Opening his Kosode to let his chest breath, Ichigo cupped the pinkette's supple booty, making her cry out as his hand smacked it. "That feel good?"

"Yes! Oh my god! This feels so good!" Yachiru arched her back, her body covered in a thick sheen of sweat. "More, Ichi! More!"

The beautiful pinkette bounced harder, rocking the boat. Burying his face in her tits, Ichigo suckled her nipples again while reveling in the hot tightness griping him. "Mmmmh!" His hands squeezed her soft buns, moaning into her boobs.

"Ah! Ahhh! Ahh! Ah! Ahh!" Yachiru's arms wrapped around his head, squeezing him against her tits tightly. Something was building inside of her, something wonderful. An electric sensation began to course through her from head to toe, building with every slam of her hips. "Something…coming! Ah! Ahh!" Throwing her head back, Yachiru revealed her O-face for the first time in her life and felt true bliss. "Ahhh!"

His face buried in her tits, Ichigo felt that hot vice grow tighter. Unable to take much more, he slammed her up and down faster while his lap grew wet from her gushing juices. Before he realized it, a hot surge pulsed through his loins and he reached the end of his rope. He took his head out of her tits long enough to grunt, "I'm cumming!" just before blowing his load inside her.

"Ohhh…" Yachiru grew still as Ichigo creampied her, her womb swallowing his hot cum. "My belly feels full…" she groaned as her hips slowed to a stop. Her strength sapped, the pinkette leaned forward, hugging Ichigo tightly while embracing that tingling feeling.

The Tunnel of Love grew quiet as the two calmed down. Ichigo gently ran a hand through his friend's hair, holding her while she shivered. "You okay?" he asked, really hoping Kenpachi didn't pick now of all times to bust through the wall.

Yachiru remained silent for a moment, soaking up Ichigo's warmth before she sat up. The childish, happy smile returned to her face while she looked at her friend. "That was fun! Let's keep doing it!"

"Erm…you sure?" Ichigo didn't know if or when Kisuke would get the ride going and it would be embarrassing if their boat exited the tunnel and their friends found them still fucking in the boat.

"Yeah! That felt really good! I wanna do it again!"

'Sheesh, if she's got this much energy after all that riding, I really don't envy whomever she marries one day…'

Meanwhile…

Kisuke and Yoruichi stood at the entrance to the attraction. Their ears could pick up the lewd sounds going on and they both knew that it wasn't a new feature Kisuke added to the audio speakers. "Oh dear…looks like they're going to be at it for a while. By the way, what caused the ride to stop?" she asked with a blush on her face as she listened to the two inside the tunnel fuck.

Kisuke held up a small branch. "Apparently this got caught in the ride's gears. Need to make sure that doesn't happen again."

The two continued to listen before Yoruichi asked the obvious. "Is this going to have any problems? You know, with turning her back to normal?"

"No. Getting deflowered shouldn't do anything to keep her from returning to her normal age."

"I see. So there won't be any problems?"

"None." Kisuke scratched his head and thought about it for a moment. "But there might be one hiccup though."

"And that is?"

"Well, if-"

Six months later…

Soul Society

Ichigo had decided to come by the Soul Society to visit Rukia and Renji. Hearing that Rukia was at a SWA meeting at Squad Four, Ichigo decided to go head there. However, as he walked by the members of Squad Four, he noticed something odd.

Everyone was looking at him with disgusted glares, many women hurrying away from him as he passed by. "What the hell is wrong with everyone?"

Finding the SWA meeting room, Ichigo knocked before entering. "Hey guys. Huh?" As he walked in, he saw everyone glaring at him with scathing, judgmental eyes. "What's going on?"

Rukia promptly stood up out of her chair and walked over to the Substitute. Without a moment's hesitation she slapped him as hard as she could. "You sicko! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"Yow! Rukia! What the hell?!" Ichigo staggered backwards, his hand going to the red handprint on his cheek.

Huffing, Rangiku stared daggers at the boy. "She's doing what everyone here has been feeling like doing. Really, Ichigo? I know you're a teenager but you are absolutely disgusting."

"What are you talking about?"

Sitting at the front of the table, Unohana kept her anger restrained but Ichigo could feel the heat from her blue eyes as she stared at him. "Ichigo. I do not care what the excuse is. I'd have thought better of you."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

Unohana pointed at the other end of the table. "Care to explain that?"

Ichigo turned and his heart sank into the bottom of his stomach. Laying in a rocking chair was Yachiru. The girl was back to her childish appearance but what drew the eye was her belly. It looked like the pinkette had swallowed a large watermelon whole. Nemu stood next to her with a tray of strawberries that Yachiru was snacking on. "Hi, Ichi! We're going to be a mommy and daddy!"

Realizing just how bad this looked, Ichigo turned back to Rukia and Unohana. "I swear I can explain! Kisuke-"

"Ichigo." Without even getting out of the chair, Unohana Flashstepped in front of Ichigo, putting her hand on his shoulder. "Do not try to pass the buck. Not when the proof is literally staring us in the faces"

Before Ichigo could even try to explain, the building shook. A thunderous voice full of rage made his blood run cold. "WHERE IS HE?! WHERE THE FUCK IS HE! I'LL TEAR HIM IN TWO!"

Knowing his goose was cooked if Kenpachi found him, Ichigo tried to run…only to find his feet unable to move. Unohana's hand on his shoulder kept him firmly rooted to the ground. "Captain Unohana, please!" he begged. The heavy shaking from stomping footsteps grew closer. Any moment now Kenpachi would be there and…

But Unohana had no mercy to give. "Life's like a carousel, Ichigo. What goes around, comes around."

The door behind Ichigo was knocked off its hinges and Ichigo knew he was going to die cursing Kisuke Urahara and his carnival…

The End

A.N.: "Well, it certainly sucks to be Ichigo! I suppose what happens at the carnival doesn't always stay at the carnival! Ahahahaha!" Count Whackula hopped off the ruined merry-go-round and pulled out his phone. "Hold on. I got a text from Igor." He opened the text and let out a groan. "I told him not to go in there. I'll see you next time, my children. Now if you'll excuse me. I'm about to rack up years of bad luck…"

Reaching into his cloak, our host pulls out a small hammer and made his way to the house of mirrors to rescue his hunchbacked servant…