Original Posted On Oct. 15, 2024
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 12: Date Preparations
Evening, Lucifer's Mansion…
The moon illuminated the room along with the orange-yellow light of the lightbulbs above the King and Queen as their head butler prepared their tea.
Once poured and served, Walter sat down, pouring himself a cup.
"One year…" He sighed, a soft smile gracing his lips with pride. "It really went by fast."
"Indeed, Naruto really put in the effort." Lucifer said as he grabbed an apple sweet.
"In a few weeks, Charlie's house will be finished, Naruto will be hired as her butler… I am saddened quite a bit." Walter continued, looking out the window. "I enjoyed teaching him."
"I am still concerned." Lilith said, putting her cup down. "Training for this is well and good, but what about put into action?"
Walter and Lucifer quirked eyebrows.
"Lilith, I don't…"
"Please, let me finish." Lilith politely interrupted.
Lucifer nodded.
"I want to make sure Naruto can protect Charlie… and himself." Lilith added after a pause.
It wasn't out of the question or blue.
"And how will he apply himself when in a social gathering? He used violence to help Charlie just before she broke up with Seviathan, BUT," Lilith tapped the table with her index finger. "Is that what the Butler of the Princess should do?"
Walter nodded as he thought about it.
'She isn't wrong.'
Walter snapped his fingers.
"Then how about we test Naruto's etiquette and ability to protect?" Walter offered. "We can set it up just before he becomes Princess Charlie's Butler."
"OOOOOH~" Lucifer was excited. "What do you have in mind?"
"Well, I'll let our Queen handle the Etiquette test, but," Walter pushed his monocle up, a sly smirk on his face. "I know some people who could help, and I know when they can test Naruto."
"Thank you, the both of you for listening to my selfish request." Lilith thanked.
She wanted Naruto to succeed, having seen his growth, but she wanted extra reassurance he could and would be able to protect her daughter.
Next Morning…
"MOM, I NEED A DRESS FOR MY DATE ON VALENTINE'S DAY! AND I NEED A GIFT TO GIVE NARUTO!" Mirko yelled, running into her mother's office… again.
"Didn't you say it's in a week?" Kaguya asked, her ears ringing from her daughter's screaming.
"BUT I NEED TO…"
Mirko was silenced when a projectile whizzed past her head.
Kaguya had her hand extended, palm out.
"Talk… Normally…" Kaguya ordered slowly with her face scrunched in irritation.
"Yes, mommy…"
"Good… Now, what do you want to give Naruto and," Kaguya stood up, putting her arm around Mirko's shoulders. "Let's go shopping for a nice dress together, okay?"
Mirko smiled as her fear of her mother immediately replaced with happiness.
"Well, I want to give him something that will always remind him of me. Something he can use when I am not around… you know?" Mirko explained, not having any idea for what the gift should be but knew what its purpose needed to be.
Kaguya thought about it and then gave a devious smirk.
"How about…" Kaguya leaned in and whispered into Mirko's ear.
Mirko's cheeks became red, eyes widened, and a bit of blood dripped from her nose.
"Perfect…" She said in a very hungry, very horny tone.
Meanwhile…
Naruto shuddered as a chilling sensation ran up his spine.
Totally like an icicle being shoved up his ass into his spine.
'The fuck was that?' Naruto thought, shaking off this bad feeling.
He returned his attention to the materials before him.
It was a vibrant amber stone, with pencil markings on it for him to follow for carving.
'Okay, focus, Naruto. Focus. Let's try carving the magatama for Charlie again.' Naruto thought as he flexed his fingers, the wires swirling around him.
Noon…
'Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!' Naruto mentally challenged as he walked out of a store, having bought new amber stones.
He had ruined the ones he had bought some time earlier, and needed new ones.
Naruto walked with the heavy bags in his hands, not really bothered by the weight.
Shaking his head, trying to recenter himself, Naruto sat on a bench, looking around.
'Oh, right, I have a date on valentine's day with Mirko…' Naruto thought, leaning back after seeing several people and stores getting ready for the holiday.
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"FUCK I NEED TO GET MIRKO SOMETHING!" Naruto shouted, shooting up from the bench. "BUT WHAT!"
Naruto ran around the Pentagram City, Pride Ring, searching up and down every store for something to get Mirko.
AND came up with NOTHING.
Naruto collapsed back on the bench, gasping.
His body was beginning to ache, but his head.
His head really hurt from trying to figure out what to buy Mirko.
It was as if nothing he thought of was good enough.
'Stupid, stupid, stupid!' He thought as he smacked his head with his hand. 'How can you fuck up like this… just… fuck…'
His stomach growled.
'I should go get something to eat.' Naruto thought as he stood up, grabbing his bags and returning home.
The sun was setting as he got home, exhaustion exuding from his body like sweat.
"Someone had a full day…" Walter joked as he saw the fox teen stumble into the house.
Naruto mumbled as he put his bags down, dragging himself into the kitchen, grabbing a glass of water.
He sat down and looked around in a daze.
Wander did his eyes before they landed on a flyer on the fridge.
Standing up, Naruto walked over and grabbed it.
He read the flyer.
"I FIGURED IT OUT!" Naruto exclaimed, his once tired body reinvigorated. "I'LL TAKE MIRKO TO…"
Next Morning, Lucifer's Mansion…
"…LOOLOO LAND?" A confused and irritated Lucifer yelled at Naruto.
Naruto nodded.
He and Walter were having breakfast with Charlie, Lucifer, and Lilith.
"Yep."
"But LuLu World is better!" Lucifer stated, his pride in his theme park being threatened because the Dog of Hades was going to take his date to a knock off.
"LuLu World Admission price is expensive." Naruto bluntly pointed out.
An Arrow struck Lucifer's heart.
"The lines are long."
Another Arrow struck Lucifer.
"The food honestly isn't that good for their price."
A third Arrow struck Lucifer.
"And…"
Lucifer's hand slapped itself over Naruto's mouth.
"Shut! Up!" He growled, his eyes being red and horns poking out of his head as his hand moved and squished/pinched Naruto's cheeks. "NOT ANOTHER WORD!"
Naruto nodded, his tail shaking.
He'd never seen Lucifer like this.
It was a 'Pants to be Darkened' moment.
Lucifer released Naruto… only to place himself on Lilith's lap, tears flowing down his eyes as his arms wrapped around her waist.
"Aw, there, there…" Lilith replied in a soothing tone, one that reminded Charlie of her youth. "My Apple Pie~"
Naruto watched Lucifer act like a child, but it made him think.
'Kaguya did that with Mirko, but she never did that kind of thing with me.' Naruto thought, not bothered by it too much, but then his thoughts altered in a sad direction. 'Would my mother have done that with me if she stayed around? Or something?'
Shaking himself of these thoughts, Naruto returned his attention to breakfast.
'Oh, fuck… which fork do I use again?' Naruto thought, actively beginning to sweat.
Flashback…
"No, no, no, Naruto. For that, you use this fork." Charlie explained in a not so patient way.
The two of them were eating lunch in the dining room.
She had been trying to teach Naruto proper manners and etiquette… and it wasn't going as smoothly as she had anticipated.
Charlie grew up with this, so it came naturally to her.
Naruto did not.
"It's a fork… why does there have to be different forks for different things?" Naruto asked.
Flashback End…
Naruto smiled at the memory as he picked the correct fork, holding it appropriately, not seeing the analyzing eye of Lilith on him.
'It has been one year… well, close to it.' Naruto thought as he began to eat.
So much time and events had happened in just one year.
An image of Zabuza entered Naruto's mind.
His back had been turned to Naruto, standing proudly with the Executioner's Blade in hand.
'Zabuza… you'd be proud of me… right?'
"… right… Naruto?"
"Hm, yes?" Naruto replied in a mild daze, snapping out of his thoughts.
"I was asking how you liked your food?" Lilith asked.
"Oh… uhm… huh… it is… delicious, your majesty." Naruto replied. 'Still so weird to have her be so nice.'
"I am glad," Lilith said as she watched Naruto take a bite. "Because I had the chief add green peppers to your portion."
Lilith watched Naruto's eyes snap open, seeing the realization play out in his eyes, and the urge to spit out what was in his mouth.
'It's a lie, but I want to see how he reacts.' Lilith thought, taking her test seriously.
She watched as Naruto smiled, visibly swallowing what he had in his mouth before going for another bite.
"Like I said…" his voice slightly wavered as his hand shook, a hidden disgust in his eyes as he looked at the food, believing it to have peppers in it. "It's delicious."
He was tapped on his shoulders by Charlie.
"Naruto… there aren't any peppers." Charlie said, shooting a very confused look toward her mother.
Lilith watched as realization once again took over Naruto's eyes.
"I… see…" Naruto said in calm irritation, shooting a glare at Lilith, who merely chuckled at his reaction as she took a sip from her glass of water.
'Good enough, I guess.' Lilith thought, amused at the glare Naruto was giving her.
Meanwhile…
"I want these done before Valentine's Day." Mirko repeated as she finished paying for the two items.
"Yes, yes, I know. Brat." The clerk replied, rolling their eyes.
Said eyes bugged out when Mirkos' foot slammed into the wall right next to their head.
"What was that?" Mirko threateningly asked the clerk.
"H-H-HAVE A NICE DAY…."
"Oh, you too." Mirko replied sweetly, lowering her foot before leaving, not seeing the soul leave the clerk's body.
Mirko practically hopped down the street, excitement flooding her body.
She had gotten the dress she wanted, which was with Kaguya, and then she went to the store Kaguya told her about for the special gifts she wanted made for Naruto.
'This week won't go by fast enough.' Mirko thought/whined as she wanted Valentine's Day to hurry its ass up and arrive soon.
There were six days left.
Skip, Two Days Later…
Naruto and Charlie were in Naruto's guest room, around them was a variety of different outfits Naruto tried on but didn't like.
"Hmmm…" Naruto hummed, looking in the mirror, looking up and down. "No, not this one either."
Charlie sighed as Naruto undressed.
"I can't think of anything else…" Charlie whispered.
She had gone through a lot of the fabrics and patterns at her disposal and yet nothing seemed to be liked by Naruto.
*Knock, Knock*
Naruto threw a t-shirt and shorts on.
"Come in." He and Charlie replied.
"Charlie, I'd like your opinion." Lucifer said as he entered, holding some rubber ducks in his hand. "Which one do you think is… what are you doing?"
"Naruto's date with Mirko is in four days, and he wants a nice outfit." Charlie explained, making Naruto turn red.
"OH~ the little Rabbit girl?" Lucifer asked, completely forgetting about his ducks to get into Naruto's face.
"… yes…"
"AW, that's cute." Lucifer put his hands on Naruto's face, ruffling his hair and rubbing his cheeks. "The Dog of Hades is going on a date."
"Dad…"
Lucifer blinked, looked at Charlie, who pointed at Naruto, making Lucifer turn back to Naruto.
A red, murderous aura mixed with childish embarrassment was oozing from Naruto, his eyes focused on Lucifer, not breaking eye contact.
"Okay, I'll stop." Lucifer said, not bothered by Naruto's display. "But I do want to help you."
He took Naruto by the shoulder.
Next thing Naruto knew, he was before a tailor, being measured and asked many questions about fabrics and designs.
It was agonizing.
Skip, Two Days…
"Enjoy your day." The still scared clerk said as he handed the packages to Mirko.
"Thank you~" the teenager said as she took them, leaping out of the store.
Her heart pounded in her chest loud enough to sound like a drum.
Nothing could ruin her day, and she couldn't wait to see the look on Naruto's face when she gave him the gift.
Meanwhile…
Naruto felt another uncontrollable chill run down his spine, but was followed by a HEAVY sneeze.
'Fuck was that?' Naruto thought as it felt like his brain was rattled.
Rubbing his nose, Naruto returned his focus to the amber.
It closely resembled a magatama, but was missing the small hole.
Naruto needed to heavily focus… lest he break another stone and go out to buy more.
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He split it in half and had to go buy more.
Next Day…
"I don't want a chaperone."
"But you are still young, you could get hurt." Charlie urged for the umpteenth time.
"Charlie, who'd want a fox or a rabbit child?" Naruto asked, sarcasm in his tone hinting he knew what people would do to him and Mirko. "You're worrying to much, Charlie. Mirko and I are strong."
"That's…" Charlie groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose. 'Fuck, he can be so stubborn.'
"Okay, Charlie, let's make a wager." Naruto said, holding out his hand, earning Charlie's attention. "We'll play Rock-Paper-Scissors. Five rounds. I win: No Chaperone. You win: We get a Chaperone."
Charlie nodded.
"But we do this in front of my parents and Walter, so no cheating can be done." Charlie stated.
"Deal."
The two shook hands before going out to search for said people.
Hour later…
Lilith and Lucifer were sitting on a couch while Walter was wearing a referee outfit.
Charlie was dressed like Ryu from Street Fighter and Naruto was dressed as Akuma.
"Five rounds, winner takes all, Chaperone Decision Tournament!" Walter exclaimed, getting into character as Charlie and Naruto prepared to play.
Lilith shook her head.
'This is so stupid.' She thought as Lucifer cheered Charlie on.
"WOOOH, GO CHARLIE, GO!" He cheered, raising and lowering his arms with pom-poms.
"Round One!" Walter declared.
"Rock, Paper…" Naruto and Charlie threw their hands forward. "Scissors!"
Naruto threw Scissors, Charlie threw Rock.
"Round One: Charlie!" Walter exclaimed as Charlie and Lucifer cheered. "Round Two!"
"Rock, Paper…" Naruto and Charlie threw their hands forward. "Scissors!"
Naruto threw rock, Charlie threw paper.
"Round Two: Charlie!" Walter announced, Lucifer jumping out of his seat. "Round Three!"
"Rock, Paper…" Naruto and Charlie threw their hands forward. "Scissors!"
Naruto threw paper, Charlie threw rock.
"YES!"
"Round Three: Naruto! Round Four!"
"You can do it Charlie, you need one more win!" Lucifer called out, pumped.
Lilith just blankly stared at the insanity before her.
Naruto and Charlie's magic swelled around them, clashing, causing sparks.
"Oh-ho, your approaching me?" Naruto asked cockily as he prepared his next throw.
"I can't defeat you in RPS without getting close." Charlie said as she entered her throwing stance.
"Well, by all means," Naruto said with a grin. "Get closer~"
"Rock, Paper…" Naruto and Charlie threw their hands forward. "Scissors!"
Naruto threw paper, Charlie threw rock.
"I WIN AGAIN!" Naruto gloated, Charlie glaring at her hand like it had betrayed her.
"Round Four: Naruto! Round Five!"
'They can't be left alone, even if they are strong, they are still children.' Charlie thought as she prepared herself for the final round of RPS.
"Rock, Paper…" Naruto and Charlie threw their hands forward. "Scissors!"
Naruto and Charlie threw Paper.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
Naruto and Charlie threw Rock.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
Afternoon…
"So, we will not be needing a Chaperone when we go to LooLoo Land, Mirko." Naruto stated victoriously as Charlie lay on the ground, defeated, as Naruto finished recapping the RPS game.
"So dramatic. I doubt that really happened." Mirko said on the other side of the phone.
"It did! It really did. Ask Walter, he was there." Naruto held his phone out, pressing speaker phone. "Here, tell her!"
"It was a normal game."
"Told you, you exaggerate too much." Mirko giggled.
Naruto fumed, sizzled even.
"IT REALLY HAPPENED!"
Next Day…
"I… I did it…" Naruto gasped, looking at the completed Magatama.
It was bright amber orange, sanded smoothly.
It was small.
If there were duplicates Naruto could hold probably eight of them comfortably in his hand.
Naruto breathed a HEAVY sigh of relief.
'All it needs is the cord for it to be a necklace… but what if she wants it to be a hair clip? Or a bracelet? Or…'
Naruto now had another conundrum on his hands, nearly tearing his hair out.
Meanwhile…
"The gifts are all packaged for tomorrow." Mirko told her mother, all giddy.
"I know, sweetheart, now you need to go. I'm busy." Kaguya urged. "Oh, wait, take these…"
Mirko opened her hand… and then blushed hard enough to have steam puff out of her ears.
In her hand was a box of condoms.
"MOTHER!"
"What? You're old enough…" Kaguya said with an amused/victorious smirk as her child ran out of her office. 'Finally, peace and quiet.'
Sometime later, Mirko was able to calm herself down, but had so much excitement in her body that she could not hold still.
Tomorrow was valentine's day.
Nothing could ruin it, at all.
Skip, Night, ?…
"… pay you a generous amount…"
Walter was silenced by the man he was talking to.
"Payment…" the giant of a demon said as he looked down upon Walter, his eerie calm, gentle voice sending a chill down the spine of anyone who didn't know this person. "Is unnecessary. The fight, is enough."
Walter smiled.
"I should have known that much, Hanayama." Walter replied, extending his hand, earning a handshake.
Chapter 12, DONE!
I had a lot of fun.
Lucifer's freak out/anger about Naruto choosing LooLoo Land over LuLu World.
His immediate pouting.
Lilith's small test on his etiquette and how Naruto handles himself, a success.
Jojo was in the forefront of my mind, as you can see with the game of RPS and the 'Approaching me' DIO quote.
Yes, Its Hanayama from Baki. Fuck Yeah!
Yes, I know I said last chapter this chapter would be the date, BUT I am a weirdo who can't stay focused and needs to add too much stuff and overcomplicate things.
Got some new art on deviantart if you are interested, look up Boo1194.
If you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.
