Holy mother of Jebus! This story is gaining popularity. Don't blame it as there is no other Red vs Blue crossover with either Hazbin Hotel and/or Helluva Boss crossover from my basic knowledge.

This chapter will be the one to build trust between the staff is Hazbin Hotel and Caboose, along with a new member. Enjoy.

Warning: This scene touches on a particular sex topic. Viewer discretion is advised because it's Hazbin Hotel after all. And there is a song that doesn't belong to me will be played here. Viewer Discretion is advised.

Caboose's Guide to make Friends in Hell

Guide Three

Friendship Test

Premise: Uh, see, since I am not part of the hotl, making the others distrust me. Which is why I need to build trust with the staff. I hope this goes well!

The Caboose was busy indulging himself with a plate of Eggs, Vegetables, Bacon, Sausage, and Hash browns Niffty had cooked for him, along with a side of fruits. He was eating with his helmet on and sat in one of the free chairs in the central area. The blue idiot squealed at the food. "This is delicious!" He looked to where his pet was, now inside the building, thanks to Alastor, who created a doorway just for him. "Freckles, you wanna try?"

"NEGATIVE." The Mantis-Class Military Droid responded.

Caboose didn't seem to mind his pet's response. "Okay then!" He continued to eat his meal, which was half done already. However, he stopped upon looking at Vaggie, who seemed to look at him despite the fact she was helping her girlfriend and her other two pets, Razzle and Dazzle, to put up a banner that reads 'Happy first week, Sir Pentious!' "Um, Miss One-Eyed mean lady, you're not concentrating."

That caused the individual to have her eye twitch upon hearing that. It has only been just a day since Caboose joined the Hotel, and ever since then, he has called her by two names. He often calls her 'Baggie' or 'Miss One-Eyed Mean Lady', but he uses the latter. "Caboose, for the love of—I'm not mean! I'm just looking at you since you are eating with your helmet on."

"Oh yeah," Caboose realised, "I do this often, like whenever I eat. So, you don't have to be concerned about it." He ate the last of his vegetables before moving on to his treats, a plate of cookies. As the blue idiot ate, he had a question to ask. "By the way, who is this 'Sir Pancakes' coming here?"

That almost caused her and Charlie to fall from the ladder upon hearing this. But luckily, Vaggie was quick enough to hold the ladder just before her girlfriend could fall. She let out a sigh and glared at Caboose. "It's Sir Pentious, you stupid idiot!"

Despite Caboose unintentionally making Vaggie mad, Charlie thought it would be best to explain to him. "Sir Pentious is a Sinner that will be staying with us. This was supposed to be a welcoming party. But, with your sudden arrival, it would be, um…"

Suddenly, a snake-like demon dressed up as a general from the nineteenth century came rolling in a machine that a couple of egg people were sitting on. Seeing what he brought caused Vaggie to ask, "What the hell is that?"

"Oh, hello, purple female." Sir Pentious greeted her. "It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents."

This caused Charlie to look at the Hotel's newest guest. "What? Why?" She asked.

Everyone is being too friendly. Obviously, it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!" The snake-like demon announced before turning to see the main doors open and two females walking while wheeling boxes of weapons.

Before anything could happen, an unknown voice was heard. "UNKNOWN HEAT SIGNATURES DETECTED!" This caused the three to look where it was heard and were shocked to see an eighteen-foot and six-inch machine. It looked like it had its missiles and autocannons ready. "FIRING MAIN CANNONS!"

Right before it could fire its weapons, Caboose stood before the three individuals and glared at him underneath his helmet. "No! Bad Freckles! Bad Freckles! Bad!" He saw his pet calm down but still felt sceptical of the three people who had arrived at the Hotel. "Stand down, boy."

"YES, CAPTAIN." It replied back to the blue soldier.

"Bad Freckles." He spoke before looking at the three individuals as if he had just noticed them, which he probably just said. "Oh hey there, would you three like to be friends?!"

"Um…would you let…" The snake-like demon uttered as the giant robot 'looked' at him before realising that the two had their attention on the blue soldier.

"So, this is why you grabbed Mom's machine yesterday morning?" One of the girls, Odette, asked calmly to Caboose.

"Yes," Caboose answered before looking up to his pet. "Freckles needed a new body and wanted something newer and bigger!"

The other girl, Clara, chuckled as she had scepticism on Caboose. "Is that all?" She asked in a friendly tone.

"Well…" Caboose began before looking at the two girls. "Yes."

Odette and Clara still had their doubts about him. Still, they were glad he hadn't caused any destruction yet. "Alright. We'll tell Mother that you're looking after what you bought. She's worried that you will use it for other purposes."

"Don't worry. Tell Miss Caramel that Freckles is being a good boy." Caboose assured them.

This caused the two girls to look at him upon saying that name. "It's Miss Carmine." Clara corrected him before shifting to Pentious, who kept eying on the machine. "Now, are you still interested in getting your parts?"

"On second thought, I think I am attracted to something else." He admitted, making the two girls sigh, frustrated, before leaving the Hotel while wheeling the boxes with them. Once they were out of sight, the snake-like demon eyed the robot with interest. "Thatsssss a very unique robot you have, blue one."

"Freckles isn't a robot." Caboose corrected him before dawning on how he was speaking. "You must be Sir Pancakes!"

Unlike Vaggie, Pentious wasn't that annoyed when he heard that name. Though, he felt insulted by it. "Thatssss Sir Pentiousssss for you, blue one."

"Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine?" Caboose and Pentious turned to Vaggie, who was shocked at what she had heard while looking at the former. "You bought that robot from an Overlord, Caboose?!"

"Yeah, I don't know what you mean by that, so I'm just going to nod and say yes. Yes." Caboose nonchalantly admitted while slowly moving his head up and down.

It was at that point that she decided to do something about it. "Well, we can't have a killer robot in this Hotel. So can you release him—" Freckles looked down at her and had his weapons ready, making her retract what she said. "On second thought, I think I won't even bother with him." That statement made Freckles lower his weapons, and someone prevented her from getting another mouthful from the blue idiot. Speaking of which, she turned to the new arrival. "As for you, you absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel."

That caught the snake-like demon off guard. "What, why!?"

"Because no one is trying to kill you," Vaggie responded. "People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome."

This caused Pentious to look at her wryly. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents, the Bartender Husk, who was downing a bottle in the bar before he received the middle finger from him. His attention shifted to Angel, who also gave him a middle finger while busy on the phone. When he looked at Niffty, who was dusting a corner of a wall, she looked at him and let out a sinister-sounding giggle. The only person who did either was Caboose, who gave a friendly wave at him.

"Hmm, I have my doubts," Pentious uttered to himself.

"Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie said in assurance.

"But I don't." He countered.

Charlie saw how distrustful everyone, apart from Caboose for obvious reasons, was towards Pentious. She knew what was the next best course of action. "Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?"

"Not before we lay some ground rules." Her girlfriend reminded her before giving her full attention to the snake-like demon. "No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." She points at the Egg Bois surrounding Caboose's "pet", Freckles. One of them accidentally agitates it, squashing it underneath its foot, sending a powerful shake within the room. This caused her to get frustrated. "Oh! What did I just say? What did I just say?"

"What? Not my little egg boi." Sir Pentious shouted as he managed to call his minions back and hugged them upon getting near him. "They do my evil bidding for me?"

"Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie questioned.

"Yes." The snake-like demon responded while narrowing his eyes.

"Then no more—" Vaggie was about to say.

"No, don't get rid of his friends!" Caboose shouted, immediately capturing the two's attention as they gazed at him. "If you get him off them, then the possibility of trust would not be happening!"

"Caboose…do you know what they are capable of?" Vaggie reminded him as she pointed at the Egg Boi, which had been crushed by his pet. "We can't exactly have them around."

"But you allowed Freckles to be here!" Caboose countered her point. "If you force him to let out of his egg friends, then that is a bad sign of a potential friendship that could blossom into a beautiful flower within this hotel."

"That's not how it works." She said.

"But have you tried it?" He questions with scepticism.

"No." She answered straight away.

Before she gets a chance to finish, Caboose stands in front of Pentious and his Egg Boiz and spreads his arms wide out. "Then, if you want to get rid of them, you must go through me."

"Caboose…." Vaggie had enough of his attitude and wanted to scream at this should if she didn't see her girlfriend giving a disapproved look. "Fine. I guess you have a point. Just let me get someone to look after them."

She gestured to the Egg Boiz, and they soon followed her to be looked after. As they were out of sight, the Snake-like demon started to cry tears of joy from what he had heard. He looked over to the new individual. "Thank you for saving my minions, blue boy."

"Oh, it's fine. It's just Baggie being a bit mean, that's all." Caboose spoke before he held his hand out. "Would you like to be friends?" As this happened, Charlie couldn't help but smile at what had occurred. He already trusts Pentious despite being too oblivious, but the others are different.

Today will be a bad one for the Hotel's two new guests.

-Scene Change-

After finishing his breakfast, Caboose stood beside the others who sat on the sofa. They turned to Charlie and Vaggie, who stood in a recent setup stage that had a banner that reads 'Trusting 101'. For obvious reasons, Caboose raised his hand up. "Um, I thought we're supposed to be doing a trust of friendship here?"

Charlie smiled at him. "We are going to do one, Caboose." She turned to the rest. "Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be some tension in the hotel."

While this was happening, there was blatant hatred among the group. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and is about to shoot her with his ray gun, but he stops once Freckles sets his sights on him. This causes him to get distracted, which Vaggie uses to confiscate it. "Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here."

"We think that this group could really benefit from…" Charlie announced as she and Vaggie jumped off the stage. "Trust exercises."

"Trust exercises." Her girlfriend spoke with heavy sarcasm before realising she was about to fall. "Ah, shit!" She fell onto the ground successfully while Charlie landed on both of her feet.

"Vaggie," Charlie called out to her, approaching and pulling her up before facing her. "We rehearsed this." She let out a sigh before looking back at everyone. "We're doing trust exercises!"

"So, what's with the whole, uhh, this?" Husk asked as he gestured to the stage behind the two girls. "I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps."

"Oh, I will!" Angel spoke as he put his feet on Husk's legs. "But it's cash up front, and I know that one who can't afford me."

He gestured his fingers towards Pentious, causing him to retort in disgust. "Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!"

"Right… Well, let's get started." Vaggie spoke with a bit of awkwardness in her voice before looking at her girlfriend. "Charlie?"

"I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one." Her girlfriend spoke to her. "I trust everyone, so maybe you know better how to build it properly!" She then walks over to where Angel, Husk, Niffty, Pentious, and Caboose before standing next to them.

Vaggie needed clarification on that. "What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh..."

"Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this." Charlie said to her girlfriend with assurance.

"Yeah, um…" The other girl looks at the others, who have grumpy faces, except for Charlie, Niffty, and Caboose, whose face is covered by his helmet. "Sure, I can handle this. No problem." She took in a deep breath before walking down to the stage and spoke in a drill sergeant tone. "All right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you will share something vulnerable about yourself with the group and fall backwards while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?"

Immediately, Charlie raised her hand up in the air and placed her hands on her girlfriend. "Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!"

"All right, get on up here." She immediately spoke to her, making the Princess of Hell walk past her onto the stage.

Once on the platform, she looked at everyone else with a cheerful expression. "I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you." She proceeds to fall backwards in hopes that she will be caught by a particular person.

As she did, someone had caught her. Charlie looks to see Vaggie catching her, but who caught her was surprised about who lent a hand. "Caboose!? You also helped?!"

The mentioned individual looked at her. "Yeah. It's only because you said about everyone catching after revealing something vulnerable."

Seeing this sight caused Vaggie to get unnerved by it and separated the two. "Alright, I think that's enough."

"But Vaggie, that felt good!" Her girlfriend cheered in excitement before turning to look at another person. "Angel, why don't you go next?"

"Fiiiiiiinnnnneeeee…" He groaned as he walked onto the stage.

"This time, everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you." Vaggie warned as she took out her spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage, which they eventually did.

Once the porn star got on set, he was pondering what to say. "Somethin' about myself, huh?" An idea popped into my mind. "How about this? I LOVE to suck—"

"I swear to fuck if you say dicks!" Husk said as he threateningly pointed at Angel.

"Popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!" Angel assured as he fell down from the stage and got caught by the bartender. He looked up at him once he was in the other man's arms. "But, you know, dicks too!" And that made Husk drop him. As his turn was over, he looked at the snake-like demon. While rubbing his back. "All right, new guy, you're up."

The room suddenly became dark, and everyone turned to the stage. They saw a spotlight shinned over Sir Pentious as he put a hand over his shoulder. "I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!" He proceeds to fall backwards, where he is eventually caught by Charlie, Vaggie, and Caboose. This caused him to cuss out. "Damnit!"

"That's great," Vaggie said in appreciation until she felt his skin. "Wow, you are slimy." This caused her to drop him down, only making Caboose gently place. Now that most of them have done their part, only three remain. Vaggie then turned to look at the smallest of the bunch. "Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?"

Said girl immediately run to the stage while manically giggling before putting her hands behind her back and revealing something about her. "Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"

Just hearing this caused the others to get unsettled by this sadistic comment she made. Niffty then flings herself off of the stage. However, the others actively move out of the way to let her fall to the ground. Well, nearly everyone.

The only person that caught her was Caboose, who grabbed her in his arms. "I got you, Niffty!" He proceeded to place her gently to the ground. "Now, that statement was amazing!" He immediately went to the rest of the staff, who looked at him with a confused look. "What?"

"Why did you catch her, Caboose?" Angel can't help but ask as he and the others distance themselves from Niffty, who walks towards them.

"Well, Miss Carlos did say to catch after revealing something vulnerable about ourselves." Caboose reminded them before turning to the empty stage. "And it looks like it's my turn." He immediately walks onto the stage, where everyone gets closer despite fear of being near Niffty. Once all had been calm, it was his time to reveal something to them. It was times like this that reminded him of when he had to say something when Simmons, Grif, and Tucker had to say their achieve when they were in the New Republic Army back at Chorus.

All of a sudden, Caboose had something in mind. He then shouted at the top of his lungs. "I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!" And everyone looked at him with a confused look, apart from Niffty, who seemed to giggle at his words. Unfortunately, they were too slow as Caboose eventually jumped off the stage with his arms and legs spread out. "GERONIMO!"

He eventually landed on all of them, causing them to fall on the ground due to the blue soldier's heavy weight and were crushed. Everyone was having a hard time pushing him off. Caboose saw everyone on the floor. "Um, guys. You guys didn't catch me?"

"What do you think?" Vaggie asked as she tried to push him off, but to no avail.

"Caboose…" Charlie also made the same gesture as her girlfriend.

"Can't….breathe…." Pentious uttered.

Husk could say the same thing. "Would you please get your blue ass off of me?! I can't breathe!"

"I would have said something. But this…" Angel was trying to find the right words to say.

Niffty was the only one who seemed to take great pleasure in this. "YAY, PAIN!"

Ten minutes later, they all got Caboose off from them and were on their feet. During this time, Vaggie and Charlie walk off to the side while Caboose and Niffty go to the stage and jump off many times. "I don't know if this is working the way we hoped. Maybe we should—"Charlie was about to say.

Her girlfriend stopped her from continuing as she had a different thought. "Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out."

They felt a particular person wrapping his arms around their necks as he had something to say. "If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some 'trust buildin'," Angel spoke while adding air quotes at the end as he looked at Vaggie.

The one eye-girl sighed as she had a bad feeling about this. "What do you have in mind?"

-Scene Change-

The sound of slapping can be heard as Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel find themselves in a rather "interesting" room. Angel seems satisfied with himself, Charlie looks incredibly shocked, and Vaggie looks angry for one reason. "Angel! What the actual fuck?!"

The three of them found themselves in a dungeon, where people were dressed up as torturers and were doing some things deemed uncomfortable for the sane. "No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby." The porn star informed her, who made a disapproved expression before he made kinky moves with a pink fluffy handcuff with his other pair of arms, making Vaggie curl her lips downwards. "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage!" Angel gestures a hand towards himself. "That's their motto!" He pointed at a poster, which actually does read that.

Charlie showed some excitement at her guest's suggestion. "Angel, love the enthusiasm. But…" She looked around to see a demon pulling on a leash on another demon that wore a collar around the neck, making her very uncomfortable, as displayed on her face. "Umm…uh…hmmm…"

During this, Vaggie had to raise a concern as she began to scold Angel for such an indecent recommendation. "What makes you think anyone would be into this?" They turned to where Husk was, where he received a message from a girl dressed in a Dominatrix outfit who purred in relaxation.

"You know, I, I don't hate this. "Husk admitted before letting out a chuckle.

Nearby, Niffty walked in and dawned a black Dominatrix out and red heels while wearing a cane with a heart as its handle. "I'm ready to punish some bad boys!" She lets out a giggle.

And this caused the bartender to regret what he said. "...Never mind, I-I'm out!" As he runs out, the maid lets out a sadistic grin.

Seeing this only widened Angel's smile. They were surely going to enjoy this trust exercise. "Um…" He turned to Caboose, who put a hand up in the air. "Does BDSM mean Bondage Determines Saving Mind?"

This caused the porn star to slump his shoulders. It dawned on her that the blue-armoured man didn't know what that was. "It means Bondage, Discipline, Sadism and Masochism, Caboose."

"Oh…" The Blue idiot uttered in realisation. "So it does mean Bondage Determines Saving Minds, right?"

Angel felt his right eye twitching. Despite what he clarified; he was annoyed that Caboose seemed too idiotic to understand it. He was about to open his mouth when Vaggie came into view while pushing Charlie. "I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting." Once she got close, she crossed her arms over her chest.

"It's no big deal, Vaggie," Charlie assured as she looked at her girlfriend's face. "You know, maybe I can just help, uh—"

"No. I told you you could trust me, and I won't let you down." Vaggie told the Princess of Hell as she walked away from her. "I just need to teach them how I was taught..."

While speaking, Caboose noticed that Vaggie had an excited smile. He put his hand up in the air again to get her attention. "Like, what, Miss Baggie?"

-Scene Change-

"THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!"

Charlie could only say that as she and everyone else found themselves at one of the half-ruined building's rooftops. All, apart from Caboose, who looked the wrong way and Niffty, who was too short, were shocked that Vaggie's exercise had taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming and explosions booming.

Despite the environment they found themselves in, it was the perfect time for Vaggie to go into drill Sergeant mode again. "There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today, you boys become men!" A loud explosion happened nearby, sending shockwaves that swayed her hair with a satisfying smile. She immediately approaches Pentious and picks him up. "You…"

"Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions—" The snake-like demon tried to plead.

"Are gonna survive together!" Vaggie threw him off the rooftops before shifting her attention to Angel. "And you…"

"D-don't you even think about it—" The porn star tried to warn her as he walked backwards.

"We are gonna make this hotel work!" As part of their trust exercise and his punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion earlier on, Vaggie picks him up and throws him off of the roof.

Being excited about all of this, Niffty bounces next to Vaggie. She had her arms raised with excitement and psychotically smiled with anticipation. "My turn, my turn!"

The hotel's manager picks up Niffty as Husk returns inside the building, wanting to avoid getting involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Caboose notices this and tries to talk to him. "Where you going, Hush?!"

"Shut your goddamn mouth, Caboose!" Husk warned him before he quietly closed the door behind him.

Caboose moaned at this as he really wanted that bartender to help, but he was quickly brought out from his depression. Since the others are now partaking in this trust exercise, there is one way he can take part in it. "I'll just help them." He swapped his Assault Rifle to Church's Sniper Rifle, which he slung onto his back, and walked to the edge.

Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can. "Vaggie! No!"

"This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie." Her girlfriend told her.

"Not, it isn't," Charlie said as she put Niffty down. "There are other ways. It just takes time!"

The two began their conversation. While doing so, Niffty jumps off the building herself to help Angel and Pentious fight against the horde of demons. Caboose saw this and had his sights set on the group. "Don't worry, Caboose is here to help!"

"Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together?" Vaggie reminded with a stern tone as she placed her hands on Charlie's shoulder. "How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make head—"

A powerful shot was heard, and they turned to see Caboose using a unique-looking sniper. "The Hell was that Caboose!?" Vaggie demanded.

"Oh, I was simply helping them!" Caboose answered as he pointed to where the others were.

Both Charlie and Vaggie looked to where Caboose was pointing and saw a freshly made bullet hole that was nearly an inch away from Angel's skull. Speaking of which, he was hyperventilating to the sudden shot that came close to him before he eventually calmed himself. He looked up to the building and saw who fired it. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CABOOSE?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?"

"I'M HELPING!" Caboose shouted back before he set his sights on Pentious before firing the remaining three shots.

Luckily, the snake-like demon quickly dodged each bullet as he returned to the top where the others were. "Hey, watch your fire!"

Seeing it ran out of Bullet, Caboose removed the empty mag from the sniper before putting in a new one. He was about to shoot when Vaggie put her hands on the barrel, which stopped him from pulling the trigger. "Is that how you help people!?"

"Yes." He replied nonchalantly before taking aim.

"Uh, I think that's enough helping, Caboose," Charlie told him, which made him hold the rifle through the barrel. She turned her attention to the other girl. "Vaggie…"

"I took charge today, and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you." She told her as she put her hands on her shoulders. "I'm supposed to never fail you." She eventually walks to the edge of the rooftop.

"You didn't fail me," Charlie told her as she tried to walk to the other side. "Vaggie, you're not-you're not—"

"If I can't help you, what's the point of me?" Her girlfriend asked as she leaned on the railing of the rooftop.

This causes the Princess of Hell to gasp upon hearing that. "Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's—"

"I'm sorry." Vaggie apologizes with a heavy lace of remorse while putting her hand up. "I'd like to be alone for a minute."

As this happened, Angel arrived and carried a battered yet still intact Sir Pentious before throwing him onto the table. "Made it!" He announced before seeing Charlie walking past him.

"Let's go home, guys." She told them with a sad tone.

He may have heard it, but he wasn't in the mood to walk down the stairs again. "Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!" He complained before he proceeded to pull Sir Pentious back down the stairs.

The only one that was left was Caboose. He looked at Vaggie, who seemed to be in a saddened state. He put a handout to reach her and called out her name. "Um…Miss Baggie…"

"Please leave me alone for a moment, Caboose," Vaggie warned him with the same tone.

"Oooooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy!" Caboose said as he slowly walked backwards to the door to leave Vaggie alone. Due to this clumsiness, he inevitably fell backwards, causing him to roll down the stairs and catching the others in the way.

-Scene Change-

Arriving back at the Hotel, Caboose sat on a chair and was eating a plate of freshly made cookies and a glass of milk. Niffty made them for him to at least cheer him up. During this time, Freckles looked down at his Master and saw he wasn't himself. "IS THERE A PROBLEM, MASTER?"

Caboose stopped eating his cookies and looked up at the Mantis-Military Class Droid. "Yeah, something like that. Charlotte seems to be reflecting on what had gone wrong today with the trust exercise thingy."

The robot seems to take notice of the idiot's tone. "AN ALTERNATIVE PATH MIGHT BE REQUIRED."

The Blue Soldier could only nod his head to confirm it. "Yeah. I helped Angle and Sir Pancakes in Baggie's part of the exercise." Speaking of the two, he saw them approaching him. He knew what he had to say. "Hey, guys. Sorry about earlier."

Angel just waved his hand at that. "Eh, don't worry about it. I would have stayed longer and beat up a couple if you didn't fire that shot."

Pentious, however, didn't see it that way. "That wassss quite a stunt you pulled back there, blue one. You almost killed me." And Freckles looked at him, which immediately changed his mind. "I mean, how you helped me!"

As this happened, Charlie leaned on the top floor's railing and saw what was happening. She still pondered on whether today's trust exercise went well. Her eyes trailed when she saw her girlfriend walking to her before waving. "Hey."

"Hey!" Charlie greeted and gave her own wave.

Vaggie leaned on the railings and let out a sigh. "I'm sorry I got so crazy today."

The Princess of Hell grabbed her by the hands. She felt as though she had some responsibility for what had happened. "No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but we'll figure it out together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them. Well, most of them." Vaggie already guessed who Charlie was referring to.

Back where the others are, Caboose hears a conversation between Angel and the Pentious about what had happened before, almost getting snipped by Caboose. "And then when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you! He would have done it worse, weren't it for Caboose having his sniper trailed at us."

The snake-like demon also laughed. "Yes, and with the dismembered arm. Yes, that was... particularly unpleasant." His voice was that of dejection at that last thought.

"I like that part," Niffty admitted between giggles and laughs while peeping out of a cupboard.

"Well... hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ," Husk said as he walked over to him and patted Pentious on the shoulder. "You did okay, new kid." He proceeded to walk away with an alcohol bottle in hand.

"Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today." He spoke before releasing a laugh and slithered to where the porn star stood. "And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there."

Angel slaps him on the back before releasing a laugh. Everyone joins in this tender moment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment when by continuously laughing manically. This caused the other three to stop and witness her insanity while Caboose laughed despite how it made them uncomfortable.

Suddenly, they turned to see the main door opened saw a familiar man walking with a couple of egg people. "Alastor. failed to get rid of the eggs, I see." Vaggie called out to them.

Caboose took slight offense to that and looked up where she stood. "Hey, now that wasn't very nice, Baggie." He was ignored by her for obvious reasons.

"Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful." Alastor countered as he glowed in excitement since he had such a fun time there.

Upon hearing this, Pentious had teary eyes when he heard that Vaggie is allowing him to keep his egg minions. "Really?" He asked.

"Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them." Vaggie responded. There is one more thing she wanted to say before he has to follow during his stay at the hotel. "But seriously, no more weapons."

Now, Pentious even got more emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz. During this time, Alastor simple just walks away and minding his own business. "Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back." He drops his eggs minions to the ground and immediately ordered them with a command. "Now, go clean my quarters this instant!"

"Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons." She warned with critical eye before looking at one other guy. "And Caboose, try not to help others around. You may do more harm than good."

"You got it, Miss Baggie!" Caboose acknowledge despite not understanding the context. Now, things will be interesting since there is a new face here, he has a new friend to chat with. "This is going to be so awesome!"

Seeing everyone being in a happy state causes the two girl lovers to look at one another. Both had a smile on their faces. "Maybe, things 'll move fast than you think."

-Scene Change-

Night has hit and everyone was asleep. Well, except for Caboose, he was sitting where the television was along with Freckles while they were both watching. The idiot was flicking channels as he got bored of what he saw on TV. "Bored! Bored! Booooooorrreeedddd! BOOOOOORRREEEEEDDD!" He looked at his pet. "There's nothing to watch!"

"CAPTAIN CABOOSE, CURFEW IS APPROACHING. I SUGGEST THAT YOU RETURN TO YOUR ASSIGNED QUARTERS." Freckles reminded him.

"Just one more flick before I head to bed, okay?" Caboose told him. Once he did that, the blue idiot saw that it was like the other channels he had skipped. Feeling as though there is nothing else to do, he was about to close when he saw a unique-looking small demon that had its left side covered in white markings appear on screen. By the way it dressed, it seemed to be a professional of some sort. Just then, he immediately spoke.

"Hi, there! I'm Blitzo!" The demon, Blitzo introduces himself. "The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen. Caboose failed to notice that 'I.M.P' stands for 'Immediate Murder Professionals'.

The commercial soon cuts to him with a picture to reveal shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake Mustache. He is standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads 'Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs'. "Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell?" He asked.

The second photo shows him in an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can. "Or, are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!"

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads .Some guy who hired us!'. "After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERY MAN, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body!"

It cuts to Blitzo, who was still facing the camera had a giant book in his hands. Two others demons, one male and one female, that sure the same traits such as horns and tails, arranging multiple lit candles on the floor to form a pentagram. "Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world…"As he was speaking, his narrow eyes while doing a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. His two assisstants seems to run away out of surprise while Blitzo tosses the grimoire away while walking up to the portal. "…We can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" With that said, he falls backwards into a commercial. Once he made it through, a short song is played while it showed the I.M.P's professions.

Insert Helluva Boss OST: I.M.P Jingle

When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals


Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide


The Immediate Murder Professionals
We do our job so well


Because we come straight up from Hell


We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professiona—

*GUNSHOT*

Kids die for free~

Helluva Boss OST Ends

As the commercial ended, Caboose pressed the off button to turn off the TV. He had been left speechless by that commercial. It took a literal five minutes to process it before he can even speak. "Oh my GOD!"

He looked up at his pet. "Did you see those people, Freckles!? They Are totally awesome!"

"THEIR DIRECTIVE APPEARS TO BE OF HIGHER PRIORITY AND MAY PRESENT A THREAT. PERMISSION TO INTERCEPT AND DESTROY?" Freckles robotically spoke with precaution.

"Understatement? I think not!" Caboose said as he got off from the couch. "They can really need of a good friend and just like I said to Miss Carlos, I am really—"

"AFFIRMATIVE, DATA ALREADY FILED." His pet Droid reminded him.

"Oh I know that." Caboose assured him. "But I really want to make more friends. I wonder what Charlotte Morbinstern and Baggie are going to say once I informed them." With that in mind, he proceeded to head to their rooms.

Without having a second thought that the two were already asleep.

Preview: So, everyone seems to trust one another in Has been Hotl! That's pretty neat. But, seeing that commercial at that night made me realise that I can join their group in order to make friends with them. I wonder how that would do.

Oh, Caboose. You naïve fool. You have no idea what BDSM means. I cannot blame you.

And he seems to get Freckles that Mantis-Military Class Droid from Carmilla. I wonder how exactly he managed to convince her without any money.

It seems like he is about to get himself involved with another group, that are a group of assassins, just because he mistakes them to be an organisation like the Hazbin Hotel.

Things are about to get interesting here.

I wonder what are the interactions Caboose is going to be having with the others in the future. Feel free to put in your own thoughts on who will want to hang out with him like a friend and what moments that Caboose will definitely alter with the events he's involved in.

I cannot believe its really getting recognition considering this fanfiction pays tribute to Rooster Teeth.

I hope this chapter satisfy all of you!? You can criticise this work since I feel like there are many O.O.C moments. But what do you all think of this chapters? And predictions you all wanna make?