So, I had a bit of an incident where I published the wrong chapter on a wrong story. My bad, but it is now fixed.
HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE READY FOR THE THIS CHAPTER!
Also, a disclaimer. There will be a passage that contains VERY Horney moments in this chapter, and it is intended for mature audience.
Caboose's Guide to make Friends in Hell
Guide Nine
Beach Contest: Continuation
Premise: So, the day went by, and things surely happen. Not my fault, I was trying to take a video through the recorder I have.
Caboose was adding the finishing touches to his sandcastle. Since he had Freckles by his side, he was thankful for him laying his assistance. Even if it causes much irritation for the Military Assault Droid due to misunderstanding specific fundamental structures of an actual castle. They took a few steps back and marvelled at their creation as they finished. "Now, that is an awesome sandcastle!" Caboose can't help but speak aloud at the enormous sand structure. Surprisingly, it got the finest detail despite the time passed as the sun started to set. He looked up at his pet. "Don't you think, Freckles!?"
Unlike his master, Freckles had a different thought when sand had blown away from him. "I'M AFRAID WE MAY HAVE ATTRACTED UNWANTED EYES, CAPTAIN."
Naturally, the idiot blinked behind his helmet. "What do you mean?" Snapshots were eventually heard behind him. Whipping around, he saw many people surrounded them and held their phones up while they took photos. But it wasn't the reason why.
"Would you two move!? Because that is an awesome castle you've built." One of the beachgoers said aloud.
"Yeah, and you two are blocking the way," Another added.
Both Freckles and Caboose looked at one another. The latter would have thought it would have been their appearance that would have been the centre of attention. He then spoke. "CAPTAIN, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THEY DON'T SEE US AS ABNORMALS LIKE EARLIER."
That was quite true. As they were building, many approached them and asked if they wanted to take photos of the two because they looked like video game characters. Caboose, of course, felt obliged to take it, much to Freckle's dismay of keeping out of the spotlight. But…there was just a problem.
"Maybe because they keep telling me I don't appear in their camera?" Caboose had vaguely guessed, remembering their frustration on how that occurred.
Hearing the tone of his master, Freckles could come up with an idea as to why. " IT COULD BE BECAUSE OF YOUR ARMOUR, CAPTAIN." That was good. There seemed to be less of a chance of getting themselves revealed. Even though the presence of the Military Droid made it so apparent within this crowd.
"Caboose, what the fuck have you done here!?" The duo heard Loona calling out to them, making them turn to her, who walked up to them with a look mixed with surprise and shock.
"Oh hey, Nevada!" The blue idiot waved at the Hellhound in disguise. "I was just building a sandcastle. Don't worry, Freckles helped me a lot putting in the details!"
Loona could see it as she stopped before her new colleague. "How did you do that while we were busy?!" She felt as though her sanity was on the line. "We just left you and your pet for a couple of hours. Now you BUILT a huge sandcastle!?"
"Well, you see, Nevada, I was able to do it thanks to the power of off-screen and fiction," The Idiot clarified. "After all, we are in a fanfiction . Anything can be possible!"
The Hellhound blinked a few times. "Off-Screen!? Fiction!? Fanfiction!? WHAT THE FUCK are you even saying?!" Now, she felt a headache coming from this obscurity.
Freckles could hear the distress within her voice and looked down at her. " MISS LOONA. MAY I SUGGEST TAKING SOME TIME OUT? I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR CAPTAIN CABOOSE'S…UNPREDICTABLILITY."
That was an excellent suggestion for her right now. The Hellhound could only shake her head in approval. "Fine. I'll go back to the others just because you asked me. Just make sure Caboose doesn't do anything stupid that can ruin this day." She advised the Military droid.
"AFFIRMATIVE, MISS LOONA." The robot assured her
She shook her head at what she heard. "Just call me Loona, robot." She spoke dryly before eventually leaving the duo to be on their own.
Once she left, Caboose looked back at his enormous sandcastle and looked to see the people disappear. Naturally, he was left confused. "Um, Freckles? Where did they go?"
His pet looked at him, then to where the sandcastle was, and then to the front. Freckles then informed his master, "AT THE FRONT, CAPTAIN!"
"The front?" The blue idiot spoke before he looked in the same direction as his pet. "Oh."
Insert Helluva Boss OST: Vacay to Bonetown
About a reasonable distance away from the sandcastle, a massive crowd of people surrounds a concert stage that has been recently set up. On the top, it read 'Verosika Mayday' on a banner that covered the graffitied words "Spring Break". The idiot could also hear them yelling out of excitement. "Spring Breakers!" From the spoke, he could clearly see Verosika from within. Stepping out from it was indeed the Succubus, who had her own unique human form compared to the Hellhound. "Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices!?"
The concert goers only cheered louder in excitement. One man even ripped his shirt off while shouting and his chest showed her name written in a black marker. Speaking of the girl, she saw everyone was captivated. Good. She had their full attention. "This is your final boarding call. All aboard…" As she walks away from the centre, the screens on each side of the stage pop out the words 'Fuck You, Blitzo'.
Caboose saw this and felt she was offending her "friend". "Hey! That isn't cool, Frisk!" To no one's surprise, no one even commented as the beachgoers were too occupied with the concert. This is where the Succubus started to sing very seductively…
Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a Vacay babe
Take it straight to Bonetown
As she sang, the beach goers started going wild on this. This ranges from people, no matter what gender they were, making out. To dry humping one another or each other. Hell, they even started doing some very "drastic" actions. What in the hell would a Fanfiction would go into this shit?!
Speaking of people, Verosika's Crew was partaking in the action. The humans didn't care if they were being seduced or toyed with. They were enjoying too much of this debauchery.
V-time, free time, baby relax
Self care, no hair, Brazilian wax
Hornt up Succubus to the beach
Catch some rays while catching some D
As Verosika continued to sing, Caboose, the only one entirely unaffected by all this, was absolutely left perplexed. He was watching the people "dancing" at the concert. This made him look up to his pet to look for answers. "Freckles. What exactly is going on? Are they dancing? I am so confused."
Freckles was unsure of what to tell his master. Despite his " innocent" nature, he couldn't tell him that it was a "wild party" they were witnessing. "IT IS NOT ADVISABLE TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING, CAPTAIN." He advised with his robotic tone.
"Oh…okay." The idiot responded before he did a double take. "Maybe I can record the whole thing and perhaps one of my friends at the Hotel can tell me what it is!"
"I HEAVILY RECCOMMEND THAT YOU DON'T TAKE THAT ACTION." His pet warned him, knowing all too well of the possible consequences if Caboose showed it to the Hazbin Hotel.
Caboose shook his head in disapproval. He looked up to his pet once more. "Oh, stop being so sceptical, Freckles! Besides…" He switched his defunct Assault Rifle to Church's Sniper Rifle, "They want to know what I do in my part-time job!"
"CAPTAIN!" Freckles tried to warn, know all-to-well what he was about to do. "THAT ISN'T A CAMERA!"
That fell on deaf ears. Caboose aimed his Sniper Rifle at Verosika. He had his sights on her. Now he was trying to hit the record button. "Um, so where do I hit the record button?" He asked while looking through the visor and fidget his rifle.
Within the same area, Blitzø saw his daughter going into the crowd. He let out a growl at this sight and thought of killing anyone who would go near her. "Oh, ain't no one is about to touch my daughter!" He felt like he wanted to follow her from behind.
Millie, who stood beside her drunk husband, shook her head upon hearing this. She turned to her left and saw an enormous sandcastle near the seashore. However, that didn't interest her. Instead, it was what he was holding in his hands. "Is Caboose tryna aim at Verosika?" Her voice was that of concern.
Blitzø looked in the same direction and saw what Caboose was doing. He only shrugged his shoulders. "Eh. Perhaps he is trying to record Ver's concert." He was jealous of how many people were at her concert. It is at this time that he did a double take. "Wait, Caboose is what?!" He looked back at his new team member and saw what he was holding. Realization eventually hit him. "Oh, FUCK! He isn't recording the concert! He's…" He looked back at his colleague. "C'mon, Mills!"
The female imp didn't need to be told twice. Without a second to waste, she and her boss rushed to Caboose to stop him for what he would do. Along the way, she dragged her husband to ensure his safety.
Caboose was having a hard time finding the "record button". But soon, he eventually found it… Which was the trigger of the Sniper Rifle. "AH HA! I found it!"
"CAPTAIN! DON'T EVEN THINK OF DOING IT!" Freckles spoke, trying to warn him yet again on what he was about to do.
Caboose simply ignored it. Instead, he started to slowly pressed it. Something was itching his nose as he was doing it. "A…A…A…"
Loona simply passed by the "wild" crowd, ignoring them while walking forward. She found the male Hellhound standing in front of the stage, where he punched the same shirtless man who attempted to run up to the stage. This caused her to blush. She was about to approach him… "WAIT!" She let out a sigh upon hearing a familiar voice.
Turning around, she saw Blitzø running. But it wasn't towards her. Naturally, she was left confused. " What exactly are you running towards while screaming, Blitz?"
Blitzø and Millie and a drunken Moxxie being dragged along were almost near where the blue idiot stood with his pet. As there were, the two were shouting at the top of their lungs. "CABOOSE, NO! STOP! DON'T DO IT! THAT AIN'T A RECORDER YOU'RE POINTING AT HER WITH!" Millie warned him.
"THAT'S A FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE IN YOUR HANDS!" Blitzø also shouted, getting near the blue armoured man. "YOU IDIOT-KILLING SON OF A—"
"ACHOOO!" Caboose sneezed, firing his Sniper Rifle in the process. Since he sneezed, his body slightly moved to the right. Which made him miss his mark.
Helluva Boss OST Ends
A bullet went to Verosika, causing her to stop singing and freeze momentarily. Thanks to the sneeze, it missed her neck but went past it and into her hair instead. The bullet then ricocheted to the top before hitting the floor and went everywhere.
Due to the bullet designed for… let's say, piercing heavily armoured targets at a high velocity, it was able to either kill or injure many beachgoers in a single strike.
"Shit!" Loona was lucky enough to duck underneath just in time before a sniper bullet passed in between her eyes.
The Imps, Caboose, and Freckles darted their eyes at the bullet as it could shoot too many beachgoers within the crowded space. It eventually moves away from the crowd and towards them. Fortunately, it loses its momentum and lands near the left foot of the idiot, causing him to be startled. "Uh-ah, what!?"
"CABOOSE!" He turned to his right and saw Blitzø with a very pissed-off look. "What the fuck did you just do?"
Oh, hi Bing!" Caboose greeted him as if they had just met. "I was trying to take a video of your friend's concert. But this recorder seemed to not work." He fiddled with the "camera" in hand.
The imp wanted to facepalm at this stupidity. He had to keep a cool head, considering Caboose was still new to the group. That doesn't mean he is scot-free from trashing him. "Because you're holding a Sniper Rifle, you fucking Naïve Dipshit! Why do you think that I didn't want you to EVEN partake in the first place?!"
Caboose blinked behind his helmet several times and looked at his hands to see what he held. A sudden sense of consciousness eventually hit him. "Oooooooh! So that's what I was holding!" He lowered his weapon and looked at the concert to see many people, either injured, in critical condition, or dead. "Not my fault, Bing. There was a concert on the way."
His pet looked at him and got irritated (he didn't show since he's a robot) at his defectiveness from this careless action. "CAPTAIN..." Millie also facepalmed at this as well.
The Succubus Pop-Singer overcame her shock, and she looked at her crowd, who were in utter despair due to that sudden bullet passing by. Looking far away at a distance, she saw Blitzø scolding that blue idiot who was holding some sort of Sniper Rifle. This, of course, pissed her off! By the looks of it, her ex seemed to give him his "advice" of disrupting her strategy of winning this contest.
Without thinking what she was about to do since she was angry, she smiled while pulling out her flask. She pulled her right arm backwards before throwing the object in hand…towards Blitzø and Caboose.
Some of its contents were spilt along the way. The flask could reach the two...only to overpass them overhead. Fortunately, a single drip landed on top of the idiot's helmet. He seemed to feel it seconds after the flask reached the sea. "Uh, Bing? Did something drop in my head?"
"Yeah." Blitzø responded before they felt something rumbling within the beach.
All eyes turned to the see something rising out from the water. Then, from straight out from a Japanese Film, a Giant Catfish Monster emerging out of the sea waters. Its appearance, threatening. It is grey with hints of pale blue, along cyan-coloured claws and eyes. Its whiskers, gills, and some speckles gave a bio-luminescent white glow staring at the crowd before letting out a monstrous scream.
While everyone is in a state of shock, Caboose was able to make a comment, which broke the silence. "Tucker did it! Oh wait, he isn't here!"
-MEANWHILE, IN THE REDS AND BLUES BASE ON IRIS-
Tucker sneezed while he played cards with Grif, Simmons, Sarge, Washington, and Carolina. All turned their heads towards him as he sniffed a few times. "You, okay?" Washington asked his teammate.
"Uh, yeah. I'm fine." The aqua soldier responded before he looked at his deck of cards.
Simmons didn't buy this response. "That doesn't explain why you suddenly sneezed."
Now, all attention was towards the Maroon Nerd. "What do you mean by that, Simmons?" Grif asked his friend.
For once, Sarge agreed with what the Orange Soldier stated. "Yeah, what do you mean?" He repeated those words.
"It means that when someone sneezes, it could imply someone is talking bad behind you." He explained. "If that was the case, it must have been Caboose."
"Caboose?" Carolina was having a hard time believing what she heard. "Isn't he gone for, like, two months now?"
"Eh, he'll be fine," Tucker assured the Ex-Freelancer. "If anything happens to him, I'm sure he'll be just fine. This got me thinking…I feel like he had just witnessed an orgy and somehow ruined it. Now, he is blaming me for it."
Washington cannot believe what he heard from the other man's mouth. "Caboose witnessing an orgy?" Tucker thought that was very hard to believe.
"Yeah, he's too stupid to know what an Orgy is," Grif reminded him while shrugging his shoulders.
"I know," Tucker said, knowing his idiotic teammate doesn't even know any explicit topics he and Sister discussed. Wanting to change the subject, he looked at everyone. "Say, I was thinking of bringing someone to takeover Caboose's place while he's gone."
Everyone turned to face him. Now that they had thought about it, the numbers for the Blue Team didn't add up as much as the Red Team. But, there were a few concerns. "How would someone you know would replace that dirty blue?" Sarge demanded to know.
"Trust me, I know who to ask," Tucker answered as he looked at Grif before looking at the two Former Freelancers. "Washington, Carolina. Would you two mind getting everyone to the meeting room? We're gonna need to discuss this before we bring him in."
Preview: So, a big Cattlefish Monster appeared from nowhere…and I befriended it! I still don't know why everyone was shouting "Let them fight!" Between the good fish and Freckles?
Caboose, Caboose, Caboose. You are such an idiot for basically all of this. No matter, it will eventually be sorted in the next chapter. At least, Blitzø isn't blamed for causing the chaos that is about to happen.
If you're wondering why I haven't concluded everything here even though I said last time that it will be split into two parts. Well, I changed my mind.
I don't want to drag this chapter to be dragged on for so long. So, I decided to settle this three chapters arc, which I named "Spring Break Competition" as a homage to the Helluva Boss Episode, "Spring Broken".
I see there are people who are making good suggestions. Like Sister and Beezlebub and how Tucker is going to enjoy the Lust Ring. They're good, but they cannot go in just yet. Caboose needs to be first. After all, it is his story!
Now then, who is ready for an epic Power Rangers-esque fight between Freckles and the Cattlefish Monster!?
I hope this chapter satisfy all of you!? You can criticise this work since I feel like there are many O.O.C moments. But what do you all think of this chapters? And predictions you all wanna make?
