I have a lot of free time for myself, so i'm i will write a story from time to time. This story is self-inserting myself into re zero world. This stroy might be terrible but i don't care. I just want to do stuff. Please enjoy.
Samet: "I wanna go home... 2 hours of travel just to go home is really getting on my nerves." I complained. Can you blame me? İstanbul's traffic is the most annoying thing i've ever witnessed and the others would agree with me. Just look at the other passegers, they look like everyone accepted the terms and conditions of Echidna's contract.
Stranger: "Quit talking to yourself kid! My paitince is already thin."
Samet: "I apologise." i siad to the stranger. I can understand him after all. This city is the worst. Welp,at least the rain will distract me from this torture. I looked outside from the window and rain is what i saw, but it wasn't the only thing. Yeah, you guessed it right. A car crash is the reason why i died.
You can say that i sad but i was relieved at the same time. First, that means my familiy will be sad. That is the only reason why i felt sadness. They are still alive, triying to survive in this shitty economy. My death would give them huge depression and that is the last thing they need. You can ask me what makes me relieved and the answer is obvious, right? The only reason why i kept myself alive is my family. I didn't want to make them sad with my actions. (Don't say you don't believe in after life why does it matter to you. I am a human and i have emotions.)
Anyway. Herei am. Darknes- wait a minute. This is not a void of empthiness. There is a gate? Holy shit, am i really going to heaven?
Angel:" The answer of your question is no. We don't have heaven. We just grant you three wishes that we think you deserve. So go on. Tell me your wishes and i might grant them."
The angel was a bald guy with white dress and white wings. He didn't any emotion. This guy is too, uhh, simple looking?
Angel: "Starting with insults already? You are wasting your chances, boy." He said, trying to look annoyed? I don't know, this guy is hard to read.
Samet:"Uhh, sorry. Anyway, can i learn what will happen if my wish is granted?"
Angel:" You will go through this gate and find yourself in a magical world. An isekai, as you humans call it."
Samet:"Can i choose the world?
Angel: "Yes but we might not grant it to you."
Samet: "How will you decide that? Read a list about my actions ever since my birth?"
Angel:" I don't need it. God already knows who you are. He will tell me if i have to grant it you."
Samet: "And, where is he?"
Angel: "Everywhere is the best answer i can give to you. But that is enough questions, what is your first wish?"
I paussed for a while to think and then... an idea popped
Samet:" Do you guys know Re zero kara hajimeru sekai seikatsu? I wan't to go there and live with Natsuki Subaru. And i don't want to start in a random place in that world. I want to start that life with him."
Angel looked confused: "Why do you want to go to that world and why did you say it's full name in Japanese?"
Samet: "First, living in a world that i know feels comfy and second, just to make sure there are no twists."
Angel closed his eyes for a while. I guess God is telling him something. Oh, he opened them.
Angel: "God, ordered me to grant you your wish but you won't start with Subaru Natsuki. Instead, you will replace him."
Samet:" But i am not compatable with witch factors, right? How will i survive in that world. No, that doesn't matter. Let's say i killed al the cutists somehow, won't i have to face them over and over again?!"
Angel: "Stop shouting. This is what God decided. You won't get your wish back by the way. No reffunds, in other words."
Okay, i already put myself in a terrible position. maybe i should've said something else like getting rich, but they would've made me a criminal. And that would result with me being jail. FUCK! I am screwed!
Angel screamed at me with anger: "NO INSULTS WILL BE TALORATED IN GOD'S PRESENCE! Now, what is your second wish?!"
I was scared! :"Okay, okay! Uhh, I want to learn their language. I don't want to have problems with speaking,reading and writing in their language."
Angel closed his eyes again. And opened them again:"Your wish is granted but ,again, with a twist."
With an annoyed voice, i protested: "Oh come on! Your make a wish fundation is terrible! I mean, i wasn't a good guy but still..."
Angel: "That is the reason. You were not a good person. We are making sure you suffer enough to pay for your sins. God didn't want to grant you any wishes first, but your wish about wanting to go to that world was acceptable considering your personality. Anyway, God agrees to give you the knowledge you desire but you being able to speak is not allowed. That means, you can read and write but you can't talk."
Samet: "Geez, this is troublesome. Well, at least God didn't gave that big punishment. Like, not being able to know their language on top of not being able to speak would be torture. I don't understand one thing though. Why do you guys punish me that much? I wasn't that bad. I just didn't beleve any religion."
Angel, with a hateful glare:"You not believing in our existence is already a sin but you also told a lot of lies, insulted a lot of people and even mocked us. Be grateful that we let you know their language."
To be honest, i did insult a lot people but i had good reasons. I insulted people because of their terrible politicall opinions. And lies? I don't remember anything other than some lies that doesn't affect other people. Just telling them how amazing i am is what i did. I had to look better than them or i would be a nobody.
Angel seems to be annoyed by my way of thinking. I can understand, but i was right so how i prove myself doesn't matter. All that matters is proving myself.
Angel: "And how are you planning to justify your racism? Let me guess, the majority is bad so i will attack the individual. That terrible way of thinking is wrong, not because everyone is same. No, everyone is different than each other even with their similarities. The majority of the group might be terrible but there is always a minority calling for help or trying to change their own peoples habits. They are doing it to clear their names, getting rid of all the stains on them. You, howewer, hate the way a people acts but you also want them to stay like that. That's the reason you throw racist slurs to everyone. Silence the change, create an enemy doll to punch just to feel better compared to the others."
WRONG! HE IS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!
Angel: "Maybe feeling better is not the right word. Maybe you wanted to feel superior compared to other people. You and the likes of you are the reason why there will never be peace at your world. Have some shame!"
Samet: "Do you seriously believe that we didn't gave them any chance!? How ignorant you can be!? My nation has the most immigrants compared to the others. We gave them our money, our jobs and our own FUCKING HOMES! Yet the only thanks we recieved was them commiting different crimes! They were already doing fucked up things back at countries but they didn't act like visitors and started to act like they own my nation. They are even walking down the street for sheria laws in my homeland! They are invaders! I won't forgive them! I won't recpect any of them! MMM!? I am proud of my raci-mmhhmhmmhmmh!"
Angel held his forehead with his left hand. Seems like he had a headache from my rant. I couldn't open my mouth. Do i even have a mouth? That bastard who thinks he is moraly supperior compared to me is pissing me off!
Angel: "It was your people who choose your president. The president that took the refugees and ignored their crimes. At the latest selection your people had the opportunity to punish him but they decided to keep him as the president. Why weren't you able to convince your people?"
I DID TRY! BUT THEY STAYED IGNORANT! I DID EVERYTHING I CAN BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! MY VIDEOS, MY POSTS, ALL OF THEM WENT TO WASTE. I WARNED THEM BUT THEY WANTED TO SATISFY THEMSELVES! THEY WANT TO PUNISH US BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY WERE OPRESSED IN THE PAST. I WASN'T EVEN ALIVE THAT TIME YET THEY WANT TO BLAME IT ON ME! THEY ARE DISGUSTING!
Angel: "I just realised that i can hear your thoughts. This is frustrating. Anyway, let me tell you something. Your people voted for your current president because the opposition party gave their support to terorrists. They made your people lose hope for a change, that is the real reason. You know it and you accepted that fact. That is the reason why you supported the third candidate. And i won't ignore your efforts. But, i can't ignore the way you treated to the people that disagreed with you. You insulted them, spread lies about them and threw him in front the people to lynch them. You're way of doing things are unforgivable! Tell me, does the path to heaven full of blood?"
Lies? What lies? I didn't need to tell a single lie to anyone because this is politics! Every politician is a proven lier! And they always give my money to troll online just to spread their own propaganda. Does he even know who i am? Ohhh, i understand now. They are testing me. They will tell me my past with a little lie sprinkle to test my patience. They are tallking about blood but i didn't go that far. Maybe that is the reason they closed my mouth. I have to tear it open. But how is that even possible. How about i bite my flesh- okay, that hurt a lot!
But this is the test, right! They will accuse me of something that i didn't do and close my mouth so the can bully me. They want me to tear it open! They want to see a spine! THEN! I'LL!
Samet,: "DO IT!"
I didn't know that i could do something wile as that but i did it. Used my finger nails to scracth the skin while pushing it between my teeth so i can bite it. I didn't know it was that easy. The angel was suprised more than me. He looked at the blood spilling to the ground before looking at my eyes. When our eyes met, i glared at that fucker and said.
Samet: "Does this answer your question, you lier?!"
Suddenly, the gate opened and it spread the brightest light i've ever seen. Someone stepped foot in this place with a big smile. The angel didn't waste a second and bowed to him.
Angel: "Welcome here, my lord. But i am curious, why would you feel the need to come here? We were already in contact."
God: "Yeah, but i felt like this is the right moment to show my face to him."
Samet: "So you are the one who created me. Why the fuck would you create us!? Is our only purpose praying and pampering your little ego!? Why should i suffer in this shitty world just for this sake!?"
God raised his hands and denied my words, saying: "No,no,no. I just make sure no one interferes with the rules of the universe. You know, chaos rule. There are being who try to 'fix this rule' but that just does more trouble for all alive beings. Our only job is to prevent such attempts."
Samet: "Oh... I guess i was right about religion. But this gate can count as hell or heaven, right? Why are you guys punishing bad people?"
God: "Well, it's because good souls are food while bad souls are terrible. So, we are cleaning bad souls until we can eat them."
WTF?
God: "Don't worry though. They don't experience something terrible. When a human dies, their souls becomes empthy. You can say that the last thing they remember is how they died in your world. They don't even come in here. Your soul wasn't empthy because there are a lot rebelling remnants of you. You know, FNAF plot."
I was confused. I never expected something like that. Gods and angels are literally feasting on us. The only reason why they make my wish come true is just preparing the food. The God can hear my thoughts, that's the reason why he is smirking. I guess the only thing i can do is make my final wish and leave.
God: "You are correct. By the way, the only reason why we are putting condicions is because we want to make sure our food doesn't loose it's taste while we are making it. Or else, we'll have to cook understand what i mean, right?"
Angel, with a dissapointed look on his face: "My Lord, please refrain from ruining our meals!"
Samet: "Ugh! Just shut up and let me make my final wish! My third wish is-"
God:"Wanting to be compatible with all the witch factors and spirit arts? Okay!"
Samet: "Hey!"
God: "What? You said it would be really hard for you, right? So i will allow you to be have those. But remember, you just have his abilities. You are not him. That means Satella will cause trouble for you. You won't have RBD. So be careful, okay?"
I didn't protest. How can i? That was what i wanted. I was about to make another wish just to make sure i didn't get that compatibility. That's nice.
God: "I wanted to gave you something nice as an apology for lying to Angel about you. Please accept it."
Angel was baffled:" Lie!? Why would you do something like that, my lord!? I literally closed his mouth with my magic. Are you saying that i tortured him for no reason?"
God kept his cool with a smile: "Of course not. It was a test for him. 'Will he stay silent against a false accusation or not?' is what i wonderred and i got my answer. He was racist and he insuted everyone but he was almost always honest. I wanted to make sure his final wish was something important for him and us."
Angel calmed down after hearing this:" But why didn't you told me your plan, my lord? Did you not trust me?"
God: "Wrong. I didn't felt the need to tell you because of my trust to you. Good job, you can have a share of my food as a prize."
Angel smiled wt gratitude and bowed to him: "Thank you, my Lord."
God: "Heh. No problem. Now, let's make you the new main hero of that story. Make sure to give us a good show or i will drop the series."
Samet: "I am not a clown who has to entertain you, dumbass!"
God: "Ah yes, you are my food. Sorry, won't play with my food again."
I wanted to insult his mom but i am pretty sure his parent run away from him after looking at his ugly face so i didn't bother.
God:"Oi!" Angel:"You little...!"
So i just kept my cool and walked to the gate.
God: "Hey now... Where do you think you're going? Look at your face, you look life Jeff the Killer!"
I stopped after what he said and glared daggers into his eyes as if saying 'Who's fault is that?' and saw an angry man hiding his wrath with a smile. It felt really cold. His hands caught my face from my cheeks. He didn't even gave me time to react. And right after that, i felt a pain so strong it was enough to make my tongue go numb. I collapsed and held my face as i roll on the floor. I was screaming so much my throat started to hurt.
The God and The Angel glared at me from above. The God walked towards me and knelt. He got closer to my right ear and whispered. His voice filled with malice and hatred.
God: "Tearing up your flesh is not that easy. You need more strenght than that, you weakling."
He stood up while still looking at with flames in his eyes: "You had to lose your talking ability anyway. That was the condition you accepted."
My eyes started to close even though i tried to keep them open. My fear of dying was the reason. I mean, can you blame me? Anyway, evreything turned black until a bright light opened my eyes again.
