Light. All i was seeing was light. It was bright. Too bright! Are you guys trying to make me blind? Taking my tongue wasn't enough!? Well, i guess i don't mind going blind if i can feel this breeze for eternity. Wait, what is that taste? Iron? But i only feel some liquid. WAIT, I'M SUFFOCATING!?

Samet: "Bleughhhhhhh!"

I vomited something to the ground. It was... blood!? How!? What happened!? While trying to figure it out, i was coughing and panting. I needed fresh air in my lungs. I wasn't able to think straight. As i was living in my little world, an outsider touched my shoulder to get my attention.

?: "Sir! Are you alright!?"

I turned to my left to see who that guy is and saw a guard. I couldn't see his face because of that helmet but everyone can guess he was more than worried. His voice sounds like he thinks i'm on the brink on death. I had to calm him down.

Samet: "Awmdaeagth"

Huh!? I can't talk? Oh,right... I made a deal with the 'god'. The guard was confused but a horrified lady explained what she saw. I was curious so as well, to be honest. I had to listen her.

Woman:" He was walking down the streets with blood coming out of his mouth and empty eyes! Suddenly, he stopped and raised his head to look at the sun. He stayed like that for seconds before coughing blood!"

The people around us confirmed what she said. I guess that's how Subaru came to this world before getting his senses. Walking around the streets with an empty head.

Guard: "May i know who you are?"

Yep, he is treating me like a maniac now. But how am i going to explain myself? Well, fuck it, just try to speak. They will understand.

Samet: "BLUFAFEAAFJ"

Guard: "What's with those sounds? Are you an animal?!"

If he doesn't stop gripping my left arm, i am going to bash his helmet in! I can't talk damn it! How clueless you can be!? Is this part of the deal too? Everyone hating me, i mean. Nah, we didn't even considered such a condition. This guy is just a dumbass. I need to find another way. I let my tongue out and use hand gestures to make him understa-!

Guard, after punching my jaw and making me bite my own tongue: "Are you mocking me madman!?"

Samet: "Blueghhhh! Hah...hah...hah...! HUH?"

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!? I CAN THROW PUNCHES TOO YOU SON OF A BITCH! TAKE TH- Wait, another punch?

...

A left hook... It was enough to knock me out for a while. That guy was lucky though, he had an armor made out of iron. That was the only reason. This is a comfy bed though, feels like home again. Wait, bed? What kind of prison give criminals a bed?

Felix:"Nya? Oh, you finally woke up. How do you feel? Can you speak?"

I get up from the bed stood in the middle of the room to observe the place after looking at his face. I ignored him. They already think i'm a madman so they shouldn't question what i do, right?

Reinhard:"Excuse me but, may i ask what your intentions are?"

Oh, it's Reinhard. Unlike Felix, who was standing beside my bed, he was standing in front of the door. I can't ignore him. He is the person that i need to keep by my side. I looked at the window and confirmed that it's still morning. I asked for pen and paper to communicate and they agreed.

Samet: *My name is a secret for now but you can call me Ashido. It is shorter that way.*

Reinhard and Felix looked confused at what i wrote.

Reinhard: "And why won't you reveal your real name?"

Samet: *If i reveal my name, the gluttony cultist can eat my name. I don't want to lose my memories, i already lost my ability to speak.*

Andddd they were even more confused. But they were also shocked.

Felix: "You mean the sin archbishop of gluttony!? How do you know how his ability works!? Are you a cultist?"

Reinhard looked at Felix: "Felix, don't throw accusations without any reason. I am pretty sure he is going to explain."

Felix: "Don't say that he is normal guy after everything you told me! He is definitely a madman."

I gave a thumps up.

Felix: "See, even he agrees me! He is insane. "

Samet: *If you agree with a madman, does that mean you're a madman as well?*

Felix looked frustrated and i enjoyed every second of it. Meanwhile Reinhard scratched the back of head awkwardly. He probably knew that i was joking thanks to those divine protections.

Samet: *Jokes aside, i am not connected to the cult. I just got that information from someone. But that doesn't matter right now. Currently, the half-elf candidate Emilia's stuff got stolen by a teenage thief. She lives at the slums. Me and Reinhard have to help her.*

Reinhard and Felix was not expecting this news to be given so casually but Reinhard reacted first. With a calm voice and a smile, he got closer to me.

Reinhard: "I don't know how you can get such a big information so casually but it seems like you are not lying about Emilia-sama's issue. I am ready to help you dealing with this problem."

He offered me his hand and i shook it. Felix was still suspicious about me so he wanted to ask more questions.

Felix: "Wait! We didn't asked enough questions to decide whether we can trust him nyot. Ashido-kyun, where are you from?"

Samet: *From The Land of The Wolfs*

Felix: "What!?"

Reinhard: "My divine protections are saying that you are telling the truth but they're also telling me that there is something you are hiding from us again. Please, don't waste our time with jokes. Like you said a second ago we have to be quick."

Reinhard really knew how to stay calm. Felix, however, was always overreacting to everything.

Samet: *From another world, i mean. My nation has that nickname. We call ourselves gray wolves.*

Felix gave up on getting surprised after this. He just stared at me silently before turning to Reinhard. Reinhard was surprised but his excitement was noticed more than any other emotion he can feel, he was easy to read.

Reinhard: "I see. Well, welcome to The Kingdom of Lugunica,Ashido-san. I promise to take care of you as the Royal Knight of this kingdom."

Felix: "He is not lying?"

Reinhard, turned to Felix: "No, he is telling the truth. I believe that he is innocent. Thanks to my divine protections, i can read his intentions too."

Felix: "Is that so... Well, i guess i have no choice but to trust you as well, nyah! Well, we have to introduce ourselves, right?"

Felix made his signature pose and introduced himself with a cute smile:" My name is Felix Arglye nyah~! I am Crusch-sama's one and only knight, holding the title 'blue'! Nice to meet you, Ashido-kyun~!"

I had to say something about HIS look. I couldn't stop smirking like a guy who about to commit nation wide genocide. I took my pen and wrote a masterpiece.

Samet: *Are you gay? Because you are a man in a woman's outfit.*

Reinhard: "Don't say rude things like that, Ashido-san!"

Felix: "That's right! How dare you call my gay, nya!? I am deeply in love Lady Crusch! There is no men or women i have my eyes on other than her!"

Samet: *So the reason why you are dressing like a girl is to complement her masculine look and personality? Okay...*

Felix was growling with anger. While i was smiling and trying to hold my laugh, failing a little. Felix was about to say something and Reinhard attempted to interfere. However, the door opened and two people enterred the room. They were Wilhelm and Crusch. They both had a serious look on their face. Something big was gonna happen and the in the middle of all the possible paths, i knew that there was only one end. I was about to get a beating,so i have to hide behind Reinhard. Not now though, i had to perfect the timing and conditions.

Crusch: "We heard noises here. What is going on?"

I didn't let Felix talk and just gave the book to her. She read all the things i wrote from top to bottom. She was surprised by the first sentence and immediately asked me a question.

Crusch: "So you are from another world. Can you tell us about it?"

I nod in agreement and pointed at the book she was holding. She gave it to me and i started to write. She stood beside me, observing with a cold stare.

Samet: *I am coming from a world where magic was a taboo. That's why nobody knows how to use magic. And we also don't have demi-human. Magic and Demi-humans are just fictional things for us.*

I gave her the book back and she started to read out loud. After she finished,everyone was surprised.

Reinhard: "A world without magic?"

Everyone was surprised to hear this. A world without magic and demi-humans was not something that they could even imagine. They would most likely try and stop thinking about it since it sounds like it's the dream of a racist. (Or maybe they wouldn't, i don't know.)

Reinhard, for example looked like he was thinking something like 'if dp's didn't exist, than i wouldn't be able to steal my grandmom's dp.'.

Felix was probably thinking about how our would be peaceful since there would be zero racists. Unfortunately for him, a pro racist like me would hate at least half of the worlds population. There are a lot of races to hate, tbh. Chinese, Indians, Pakis, afghans, Arabs, Jews and Africans. All of them were the scums of the world. And i'm pretty sure that list was just the start.

Wilhelm was impossible to read so i can't say anything about him but Crusch looks at me like i'm a madman. She was doubting me. FFS stop giving me that look, it's irritating!

Crusch: "Is that so? Then, can you draw us your nations borders?"

I gave a thumps up. Wait, do they know what this means? I guess i have to nod as well.

Crusch ordered Wilhelm to bring a big, empty paper. I asked to get my book back to tell Reinhard to go to the slums. I didn't forget Emilia. I looked at the window one last time to see the time and noticed the sun, still at the blue air. That was a relief.

Samet: *Reinhard, Emilia is going to the 'Old Man Rom's Place' at the slums. You will be fighting against Elsa Greinhart. Her body can regenerate so you can assume that she is immortal. catching her is a better idea.*

Reinhard: "So it's the infamous bowel hunter, Elsa Greinhart. Do we have time enough for both of us to be their at time?"

Crusch: "He is not going with you, Reinhard. He gave you the information that you need, right? It's enough for you. Besides, he wouldn't be able to do anything there other than watching."

Samet: "Hah!?"

Crusch: "You heard me! Do you think that you can insult my friends and get away with it!? You should be grateful that i am not putting you in prison! I will spare you! In return, you will give me all the informations i ask you to give! You understand!?"

Samet: *But the thief is possibly The Royal Family's kidnapped kid. She is 14 years old and has red eyes and yellow hair.*

Crusch: "What...?" Felix: "HUH!?" Reinhard: "It can't be..."

Crusch and the others were surprised to read such a big information but Crusch returned got her senses back quicker than the two.

Crusch: "Even if that's true, that wouldn't change the fact that you would be nothing other than a burden."

Samet: *I am going no matter what! Besides that, this is the only time i can join Emilia's side! I have to join her or i won't be able to defeat the witch's cult!*

Silence... Everyone was trying to process what i just said. I'm pretty sure they don't believe i can do it. Well, fuck them. I can do everything i want.

Crusch: " *cough* I guess having a goal is what keeps us alive..."

Crusch was hiding her laugh with fake coughs while Felix was laughing really hard. That was the time i decided who to kill after Betelgeuse. Reinhard didn't know how to react. He thought i was weak and mentally unstable but he couldn't ignore the fact that i know what a sin archbishops ability works. That's why, he tried to defend me.

Reinhard: "Crusch-sama,i believe he can actually do what he said. After all, he knows how the gluttony's ability works."

Crusch, turned to him and responded: "He BELIEVES that he knows. Up until now, he only talked trash to everyone and acted like a madman. We don't even know what he is up. Why does he want to meet Emilia? How does he know the sin archbishops abilities? How does he know where the lost child of the royal family? Who is he working for? What is his true goal? We don't know anything about him!"

Felix stepped up to, sporting Crusch as he glared at me: "That's right! I know that you said he doesn't have ill intentions but i can't believe that! He is impossible to trust!"

Reinhard: "Crusch-sama... Felix..."

Crusch turned back at me: "Answer all my questions!"

I guess i have no choice but to stay here. I knew that i shouldn't have insulted Felix. It was tempting though, so it's his fault! Anyway, i should tell Reinhard what he should do so i can fix the mistake i made.

Samet, as i sighed: *Reinhard, deal with Elsa by capturing her. Don't try to kill her since it's useless. Then, bring everyone, including Elsa here. I will tell you guys my plan.*

Reinhard nodded as he fully focused on the job (it was difficult for him to do that since i wasted his time)

Reinhard: "I understand, i will do as you say. However, i don't know where he lives."

Samet: *Good luck on that, you have to ask people for directions. The appa seller named Kadomon will help you. Now go!*

With that, he left the room through the window. Right after he left, Wilhelm with a big sheet enterred the room. He looked around to as he searched for Reinhard. Felix bumped him by his shoulder with a teasing smile on his face.

Felix: "Where were you Old Man Will? You missed a lot of stuff!"

Wilhelm bowed to Crusch: "I apologise for wasting time, Crusch-sama."

Crusch smiled at him: "No need to apologise, Wilhelm. Everything happened really quick. As if someone tried to rush things."

He glared at me after she finished with her words. I was feeling the thick air on my body. It was enough to 'Crusch' me... pffft!

Samet: "HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAA"

I couldn't help but laugh. The tension was making me feel awkward. I could feel the anger in their eyes. As if they were fed up with my antics.

Crusch: "What are you laughing at?"

I felt like i was dying from the amount of shame i feel but i had to get this last joke out of me. So i hold my book tightly and worked my pen. One last line, one last quote to end this chapter.

Samet: *Why so serious?*

Of course, Crusch didn't liked my joke so she slapped me really hard. I swear everyone at the capital heard it.