A normal weekend morning in the Loud House and Lincoln had been planning to spend some time reading comic books but first he had to finish a homework project for school and luckily it was taking no time at all. He wondered about if he should ask someone to look over and see what they think; possibly Lori as she was in charge while their parents were taking Lana and Lola to an appointment.
He opened the door and jumped as there was Lucy standing by the door. "Lincoln, do you want to have a look at my latest poem? Plus I have been practicing drawing pentagrams so I want to ask you what you think?"
Lincoln put on a smile as he was about to tell her that he would be happy to have a look as she passed him the pentagram drawing. However he had then heard Lynn shouting "Lincoln think fast!" Lincoln was unprepared as Lynn had thrown a ball at his head pushing him towards the stairs where he had tripped on a banana peel.
"Aw Lincoln, I hadn't yet put the tub filled with ice cream to land in yet..." moaned Luan in disappointment while standing by the stairs as Lincoln screamed while falling down. Coming up the stairs was Lori talking on the phone to Bobby with Leni helping her carrying up some new beauty products.
Lincoln ended up crashing into her and got up picking up the closet bit of paper but then saw Lori getting up and noticing the stain from her new products on her shirt. "I am so sorry Lori, it was an accident..." Lincoln said apologetically as she had gotten up and looked angry.
"Just go Lincoln, go before I can't resist the urge to turn you into a pretzel! Sometimes I wish that I didn't have a brother!" Lori screamed and Lincoln blinked looking hurt which Leni noticed as she had gotten up. He then decided to get some space away from her so that she could calm down and then went out the front door.
Lincoln had a look of hurt as he had shut the front door with more force than necessary giving it an accidental slam, once she had calmed down then he could explain what had happened. He knew that she didn't really mean it as despite the fights and the feeling that he felt outnumbered by his siblings and not feeling as good as they are, they all loved eachother.
"Maybe I can go to Clyde's and his dads could check over my report..." Lincoln said as he looked to the piece of paper that he had picked up only to see that it was Lucy's pentagram drawing which was quite good and there were other symbols with notes saying that she had found them in one of her books of the macabre. He was about to get out his phone to call Clyde when he heard something and hid in the bushes as he saw some people coming out of something in the ground. He heard names being used like Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie and decided to get up so he could sneak away but ended up tripping on a lost toy there as he fell out of the bushes and being pushed into what was actually a portal there.
He had no way of noticing the symbols on the drawings glowed red as he fell into the portal...
Deep in Hell; the largest structure in this dark violent place was the Palace of the Pride Ring; the topmost Ring of Hell and overlooking everything from the balcony of the palace was none other than the Sin of Pride and the King of all of Hell itself: Lucifer Morningstar.
He mused to himself as he surveyed the demons on the streets going about their rotten lives; mostly Sinners who were confined to this one Ring. It was almost guaranteed that each glance around the entire Ring would have him spot at least one turf war being fought as just about everyday had several at least. Several wannabe crime lords vying for territory with ambitions to possibly challenge one of the several Overlords and claim the title for themselves.
Selfish greedy little souls who saw no reason not to double down on the flaws from their human lives that landed them down here in the first place. These were the lot that his only daughter thought had a chance of redeeming themselves and going up to Heaven?
He truly loved his daughter but she was too nice for her own good; especially considering that she allowed herself to be pushed around and made a laughing stock in Hell when she could easily decimate any Demon that would have give her shit if she wanted to. Even Alastor the most feared and infamous of the Overlords; was no match if Charlie decided to go all out at him.
Maybe for some fun he could manipulate things and have some upstarts try and overthrow him so he could make a public example out of them...
He then turned his head as he heard the sound of a portal opening up next to him and out came a child. "What is this... New sinners have never appeared on my property before..." Lucifer muttered to himself going up to Lincoln and took a look at him as the child got himself up. "Wow; you sinners are getting younger... Wait..." Lucifer said as Lincoln looked at him and screamed as he looked around.
"Am I in some sort of other dimension or did I knock myself out and I am dreaming... Who or what are you? Some sort of doll face rich guy?" Lincoln asked as Lucifer blinked as he looked him over and then touched his nose and pulled his ears as Lucifer protested.
"You have no idea where you are or who I am?" Lucifer asked as Lincoln shook his head and Lucifer thought this could be fun. "Please allow me to introduce myself; I'm a man of wealth and taste..." Lucifer sang with a hand motion. "Tell me kid; are you aware of the story of Lucifer the fallen angel?" Lucifer asked as Lincoln looked confused and shook his head.
"No; not really religious" Lincoln answered as Lucifer sighed as this knocked some of the fun out of it for him.
"Okay kid; who are you and how did you get here?" Lucifer asked with a sigh as Lincoln looked around.
"Well what happened is that I was out of my house to give my oldest sister some space when I tripped into this hole and was it a portal? Before I was hiding and I think 3 people came out of this saying that they were Blitz, Millie & Moxxie... Where am I and can I get back to Royal Woods..." Lincoln answered and Lucifer thought about the names and remembered hearing about IMP.
He really should be more annoyed about 3 Imps misusing the spell book magic of a Goetic prince but hearing about their antics on Earth amused him and so he allowed it; he should have known that they would end up causing a situation that he would have to fix. He would worry about that later but now...
"Royal Woods; got it and thanks for stopping by kid but time for you to go home..." Lucifer said opening back up a portal easily using his cane and picked up Lincoln by his shirt and dropped him back out of it.
Lucifer was about to turn away when he heard terrified yelling and Lincoln popped back out of the portal and Lucifer blinked as he saw a rune transcribed on his arm glowing. Lincoln then saw a glowing pentagram falling out of his pocket that matched the rune on his arm. "Mum is going to kill me if she thinks that I got a tattoo..." Lincoln groaned and then there was another portal opening up and Lucifer groaned as he saw 5 floating Cherub creatures all the way from Heaven come out and smiling at him.
"What does the Lord want this time and what is so important that you thought that you had to come all the way down here from Heaven?" Lucifer asked agitated with his arms folded as he hated dealing with any stupid authority figure from Heaven.
Lucifer then had a book of runes appear and showed him the page where he looked at it; "Because of the rune reacting to the portal while with him; young Lincoln Loud has to unfortunately stay down here in Hell. The demonic energy infused within is a bit unstable and it will only get worse right now the longer he is in the human world; the Lord would have that he not become a Demon as he is not on track on coming down here upon death. He needs a place to stay until the preparations to fix his situation are set as well as learn to control the energy inside of him so it doesn't corrupt him." said a smiling bee Cherub and Lucifer blinked as well as Lincoln.
"Wait... Am I in..." Lincoln asked finally getting it and started screaming shock and terror as he ran in a circle.
"Wait... He has to stay here? Can't you at least stay to look after him yourself?" Lucifer demanded as there were shakes of their heads.
"Ah... No... Sorry..." apologetically and patronisingly said the head Cherub Dearie as they then disappeared through their own portal.
"I hate those fucking cherubs..." snarled Lucifer as he then grabbed Lincoln's arm to get him to stand up. "Okay kid; basically welcome to Hell and this is your new home for now whether any of us like it or not. I am King Lucifer and we are going to somehow make it work..." Lucifer sighed shaking his head as Lincoln was still freaking out.
"But I have to get home... How about my family... My parents, my sisters, my friends... Is Lori shouting at me going to be my final memory of her?" Lincoln screamed as Lucifer shook his head.
"This is going to be difficult as I have no time or place being a human kid's babysitter... Those idiots up in Heaven would be peeved if I corrupted you by showing you to my duties running Hell plus what I like to do for fun... Plus it's been so long since my only kid was your age in Hell years which I assure you is so much longer compared to you humans and you wouldn't believe how long it took her to age 1 human year..." Lucifer said and paused as a thought came to his head a smile slowly formed on his face.
"I think I just might have the answer to what to do with you for now... Lincoln isn't it?" Lucifer asked and Lincoln nodded.
"So what... Is there a special hotel or something here in Hell that you are sending me to..." Lincoln asked slowly which caused Lucifer to laugh.
"Funny you should mention hotel Lincoln..." Lucifer grinned as he thought his idea would be perfect; Charlie did always wanted to meet a real life human and she would totally jump at the idea of looking after a helpless human child. Plus she was probably the best canddiate personality wise to look after one in all of Hell.
Reusing a bit of from the first chapter of the original version of this and decided to do this now in excitement for the full version of Hazbin Hotel finally being released early next year on Amazon Prime Video. Plus Lucifer using Sympathy for the Devil to start to introduce himself was inspird by a review on a fanfic by Michael Weyer as in he wrote the review and I can't remember the story. Plus let me make this loud and clear:
DO NOT ASK FOR LINCOLN X HAZBIN/HELLUVA PAIRINGS! I hesitate to even do an OC so if there is any possible romance for Lincoln then it's with a girl from Loud House.
