Chapter 9:
Wolverine meets SCP-999:
Wolverine was in the woods. He was just resting at a tree when he heard something. He was prepared to fight. "Come out and face me, you coward," says Wolverine. Then this weird blob thing comes out of the bush. Wolverine was confused. "And people freak out about mutants?" The blob then comes near Wolverine's leg, but he kicks it away. "Later." Wolverine then walks away, but the blob follows him.
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Wolverine was walking and the blob was still following him. "Take a hint!" Then something hit him. He looks and sees it's Sabretooth, Lady Deathstrike, Omega Red, and Silver Samurai. "Like I didn't have enough problems!"
"We just came to hang with ya, Runt," says Sabretooth.
"Enough talk," says Silver Samurai, "it's time we end this annoyance!"
Then the blob appeared in front of them. "What is that," asks Lady Deathstrike.
"Beats me," says Wolverine, "but it won't leave me alone!"
The blob then gets on Sabretooth. "Hey, get..." It then starts tickling him and he starts laughing. Everyone was confused.
Wolverine then saw this opportunity and kicked Sabretooth.
Lady Deathstrike and Silver Samurai then try to fight Wolverine, but the blob starts tickling Lady Deathstrike, allowing Wolverine to throw Silver Samurai at her. Omega Red then picks up Wolverine, but the blob starts tickling him. Wolverine then takes Omega Red down. "Maybe you're not so bad after all," says Wolverine, "and I usually can't stand anything cute."
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Wolverine was then walking, and the blob was following him. "The Professor might be able to find out where you came from," says Wolverine. Then these people in uniforms, carrying guns show up. "Or S.H.I.E.L.D. can help. That works out to..." They then taze him...
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Wolverine wakes up. "Where am I," asks Wolverine.
"Thank you for taking such good care of SCP-999," says Dr. Bates, "but now I'm afraid you have to be contained as well, SCP-9104."
"I think I might actually prefer Weapon X over that," says Wolverine. Dr. Bates then walks away. The Tickle Monster looks up at her, but Dr. Bates can only look away in disgust. Wolverine then sees the other heroes that have been captured and also Toad.
