INT. HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head snicker in the back.
BEAVIS: (whispering) I spanked it like, five times yesterday.
BUTT-HEAD: (equally quiet) Yeah! Me too!
Mr. Van Driessen notices.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN: (calmly) Beavis, Butt-Head, perhaps sharing intimate habits isn't suitable, m'kay?
BEAVIS: (innocently) What, sir?
BUTT-HEAD: (likewise) Yeah?
MR. VAN DRIESSEN: (dryly) Your... extracurricular activities. Not for class discussion, m'kay?
INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - LATER
Principal McVicker explodes.
PRINCIPAL MCVICKER: (frantically) Unbelievable! Inappropriate conversation! Detention! Now!
BEAVIS: Yes, sir.
BUTT-HEAD: (equally intimidated) Yeah.
PRINCIPAL MCVICKER: (exasperated) Can't you two think about something else?!
INT. DETENTION ROOM - AFTERNOON
Beavis and Butt-Head sit silently.
BEAVIS: (whispering) Next time, home.
BUTT-HEAD: (agreeing) Yeah.
FADE OUT.
