INT. HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM - DAY

Beavis and Butt-Head snicker in the back.

BEAVIS: (whispering) I spanked it like, five times yesterday.

BUTT-HEAD: (equally quiet) Yeah! Me too!

Mr. Van Driessen notices.

MR. VAN DRIESSEN: (calmly) Beavis, Butt-Head, perhaps sharing intimate habits isn't suitable, m'kay?

BEAVIS: (innocently) What, sir?

BUTT-HEAD: (likewise) Yeah?

MR. VAN DRIESSEN: (dryly) Your... extracurricular activities. Not for class discussion, m'kay?

INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - LATER

Principal McVicker explodes.

PRINCIPAL MCVICKER: (frantically) Unbelievable! Inappropriate conversation! Detention! Now!

BEAVIS: Yes, sir.

BUTT-HEAD: (equally intimidated) Yeah.

PRINCIPAL MCVICKER: (exasperated) Can't you two think about something else?!

INT. DETENTION ROOM - AFTERNOON

Beavis and Butt-Head sit silently.

BEAVIS: (whispering) Next time, home.

BUTT-HEAD: (agreeing) Yeah.

FADE OUT.