Ashley looked around the foyer of the haunted mansion that a certain pesky plumber was in long ago, scaring off the various ghouls and ghosts with her wet farting as she was just by herself, as Red didn't want to go traveling due to smelling too much of her stinky fart gas.
"So this is the place that fat oaf mentioned about?" Ashley remarked as she wasn't fazed by her rotten eggy flatulence, opening the door that led to the music room. "What a disappointment... I was hoping for something more... exciting."
Ashley watched the various instruments come to life by themselves after she walked by them while breaking wind, eventually stopping before a playing piano, with there being a cute girl ghost playing the piano
"Ooh, I am loving the melody that is being made here!" The ghost girl stated as she wiggled her ghouly hip to the beat, turning to Ashley. "I am the ghost of music, Melody Pianissima! Your tooty booty is quite wonderful to hear!"
"Huh... so you really like my farts, huh?" Ashley commented as she folded her arms. "I'm Ashley, the girl next door living in the haunted mansion-"
"Oh so you're the girl in that song!" Melody proclaimed as she held Ashley's hands while smiling. "I always play that song on Fridays! It's quite a wonderful song!"
"Really now." Ashley stated as she seemed unimpressed, looking around the music room as the instruments kept playing. "So, what's with these tools playing themselves?"
"They're not just mere tools... they're my precious material!" Melody remarked as she moved her ghouly hands around. "In fact, I'm musically inclined in all fields, including farting!"
Ashley was quite surprised to see Melody fart right in her face, the friendly ghost in a purple dress letting out a huge bassy fart that blew Ashley all the way back to the wall, with Melody giggling as Ashley had a ghastly look on her face. Ashley wasn't as disgusted as one would might think... but that was because she was a dirty witch herself, and not just in her manners.
