Teen Titans and DC Spook Fans United! - October Dread Festa-

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I'M BATMAN

Bruce turns into a bat, and that scares everybody…. but, turns out he's too cute to take seriously.

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The anime where a baby mummy becomes a family addition, well…here is a different take. Kawaii – edit!

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Dick came as soon as he'd heard about the rift in space time. The strange curses trickling down upon Gotham while the whole time, his anniversary with Kori had to be put on hold. Again. (They are together in this. Sorry!)

Into the cave his bike flung itself into park, right beside Jason's looming approach; the teen no longer looking so young as the day they'd given his wounds a dose of time to heal. Or that Tim was with ten cups of coffee, sweating down the keyboard for…

Wait, was that Damian performing…magic??

"That harpy harmed our father! Timothy! Get over and hold the scepter correctly. Pennyworth, we shall recite –

"Is Halloween tomorrow, what did I miss? Your performance of Macbeth 2000?"

Tim avoided the falling spear as his foot popped up to avoid anything from hitting his boots. "Richard! We have a story to tell. .a …a –

"A fat, ugly ass as sin witch cursed B and he's not himself right now." Jason rolled his eyes, pointing and direction the eldest to a medical bed where to the shock of it, a white cloth was covering what looked to be a cord. Dick padded over to the bed, pulling the cord mindlessly up, upon first glance.

"IDIOT!" Damian rushed over with his divination tools. "Todd! Lock up the caves, get ready…"

"Ready for what?? What did I-

"That." Tim turned with his eyes as the screens and his eyes hearing static every waking hour.

"Is Bruce. You just freed him."

"DUCK AND COVER." Alfred called with a straight face as the bats above them all started to wake up. Just before they dove, hearing a child crying, and the boys wondering what could go wrong next.

"Lock it down, you two…!" Dami growled as he crawled under a hover of crying bats in the cave.

"A…. WHAT THE HELL!?"

Dick and the others saw as the cloth bag dropped, the rolling body a tiny black and brown, vampire baby bat as it squeezed open its eyes, and batted them at the heroes.

"Stitch – me…" Dick quoted on a beloved alien film as he cocked his head sideways at the bat. It turned its head, owning his look all the same.

"That, cannot be –

"It is, doofus." Jason snorted, moving quickly as he found the right air repellent mist to cool the bats' reunion off. The cluster returned to roost and the scent was more pheromones to bats as the little one yawned, nodding off as Dick moved in closer.

"We got his DNA earlier to scan, and that's why we are currently searching for a cure, trying to exercise it if that even works, and keeping anyone else from finding out. Save for us."

"Or Cass." Jason told Timmy.

"And Brown." Damian added off in frustrated, afraid that her big mouth would make this public knowledge.

"Or –

"If you say Ace the flipping bat hound, I swear to bat loving God, Dick, that you will not speak another syllable."

Dick frowned, seeing Tim in over his head. And out of coffee, again. "Catching he same witch that cursed him is our only real option, yet she's disappeared and gone into hiding."

"Father's plan to interrogate her failed the moment she doused him with her 'dust." Dami remembered.

"What if it's not really him like this, like me seeing Deathstroke?" Dick asked.

"We checked. Bat DNA doesn't lie." Tim shook his head, head in his hands. "Twenty-four hours; if we can't reverse the effects or if we need to call in Zee and him…" Swallowed Tim, "Then I'm not sure he will, Dick. I think the witch did it. She defeated the Dark Knight."

"No." Dick pointed at the baby bat as it waddled to the edge of the bed. Alfred was brave enough to wear gloves and a mask as he helped the blind thing find its footing again. "You saw that? See? He still trusts Alfie; you guys just freaked him out –

"I want the demon holding father hostage, gone." Damian growled under his breath. "If the movie holds promise over my mind and body, I too should be able to perform such divine rites fairly, simply."

"Jason had him watching the Exorcist. And the Matrix – box." Tim sighed. "He's now convinced that the world isn't like this one, some simulator-

"That is what the world order wishes for us to know! It makes perfectly logical sense to me, Drake."

"SUURE, AND MONKEYS WERE NOT SENT FROM LABS INTO LOCAL CHINA ZOOS TO START THE NEXT PANDEMIC!" Snapped the coffee deprived teen."

"Bats are –

(Noted, Dami is into extremist ideology unless you tell him off. Only like his father, the fascist of DC.)

"Enough of these games, dear me…what ever will we do about locating the culprit? I'd gladly pick up the line to –

"NO!" The boys, minus Dick all protested. "He's a psychological freak of torture and…I'm not. None of us want him to show his face after the last incident." Tim shuddered.

"And father would flatten us for helping him to have a decent sized check before the night is up. I refuse to hand over my inheritance to a con man."

"Don't you idolize one already?"

"Watch it Todd, the aging should be venerated. How d –

Tim ignored Jason and Damian's verbal radicalism cat fight.

"He hates being tugged through dimensional time – outs.

"In which he is currently being roasted by the phantom." Todd snickered. "Oy, is Johnny even in at this time now, lads?" He did a rough accent as Damian used the chalice from his dark alter to clobbered the dumb zombie.

"How rude!" Dick frowned. "John C is fine if Zee is involved-

"She and Dami broke it off." ( She was dating him, de aged in this alt uni. More interesting that way.)

Dami blushed red and got off from getting a wedgie from Jason's arm.

"You…when did you get interest-

"Not a word, Grayson." Snipped the youngest boy wonder. "She was too needy, always worrying over my resolve. We didn't see eye to eye, except in combat."

"The Titans are taking a slow – down period, you didn't know? Bet your bestie Slade didn'tt whisper what he did or didn't do." Jason grumsmirjed as Dick gave him a puzzled look. ( Protocol.)

"John is tutoring Zee while her dad is moving into the next dimension for some, invitation-

"An initiation as Dr. Fate." Damian looked at the pentacles in his hands. "He, is leaving her to him now, and I cannot let us all take advantage-

"They get paid, and your girl doesn't have to starve tonight."

"Done."

"Dami! Jason!?"

Dick was sassed plenty, but this? Not what he was expecting.

"I shall patch us through to the line. I imagine they are currently, back in London? It is ten A.M there, mind the difference in zones. You'll have no excuse to leave at Master Bruce's expense, make it quick then." Alfred walked away as the boys all dropped their heads and sighed in unison. "Call him."

The little bat yawned cutely as Dick moved to catch it from falling. Again, it landed like a bird in his hand, a tiny bird. "If only you didn't suck blood, little B…"

Sniffling over the baby vat, it curled up to rest in his palms. Tim sent the s.o.s, groaning and worried his caffeine withdrawal was long overdue by one hour too much.

And so, the four, minus one, males …waited…

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Recall Little Foot's birth in the first Land Before Time film? That's the baby look I gave this tubby cutie. Next up? John C and Zatanna as a teen!

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