Okay, readers, this is the second chapter of this crossover story!
Now, I've noticed that this hasn't been getting much attention lately, mainly because no one has done a Ren & Stimpy and Beavis and Butthead crossover fanfiction before, especially this particular kind.
However, I have enjoyed developing this concept and writing it out. And I hope you guys are enjoying this story too. There will be more author's notes at the end. So for now, let's focus on this chapter.
In this chapter, Butthead gets a hold of Ren Hoek, the price is revealed, and Beavis and Butthead will be in for a shocker when they know the price and have to come up with a backup plan. And a few other things will occur.
What is the exact price to get Ren and Stimpy's service? And what else could Beavis and Butthead have in mind? Read and find out now!
AT REN & STIMPY'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS:
Meanwhile, we are now focused inside the secret headquarters, that belongs to Ren and Stimpy. It would appear that this part of the headquarters was set up similarly to the interior of a trailer home.
There was a table with a telephone on it, a couch, a TV, a table with chairs, and there was also a kitchen with an oven and microwave in it, along with a kitchen sink. There was also a bedroom that had a single bed, which the duo would sleep in together.
There was even a bathroom that had a toilet along with a shower stall that was used for taking showers, as well as a bathroom sink that was used for washing hands, brushing teeth, and performing other forms of hygiene.
Currently, Ren and Stimpy went about their own way within their secret headquarters. Ren Hoek was sitting on the couch in the living room, reading through a newspaper. From the look of the cover of it, Ren was looking through the Springfield Oregon newspaper that he got possession of.
There was some information in there that Ren was looking for, especially after how he had managed to sabotage the TV set that belonged to Beavis and Butthead who lived in Highland Texas upon looking through the Highland Texas paper.
His next step was to control the TV set that was the property of a specific family that supposedly lived in Springfield. He just had to find the information for himself, if it was even in there.
Stimpy, meanwhile, was in the kitchen, as he was standing in front of the oven. It would appear that he was cooking Ren one of his favorite foods; meat cookies.
And they weren't just any meat cookies. These meat cookies, in particular, tasted like hog jowls, which is another one of Ren's favorite foods. So Ren was definitely gonna enjoy these cookies, and Stimpy knows it too.
With both oven mitts in his hands, Stimpy grabbed the cooking pan with the meat cookie dough balls flattened and spread out on top of the parchment paper that was spread out on the pan evenly, into the oven. He then closed the door to let them cook for a bit.
As soon as he set a timer for the cookies, the phone in the living room started to go off, which caught his attention. Seeing that he had to keep an eye on the cookies to make sure that they didn't get burnt, Stimpy had to let Ren know to get the phone since he was occupied at the moment.
"Hey, Reeeeeeeeeeen?" Stimpy sang out from the kitchen. "The phone is ringing! Could you get that for me?! I'm busy cooking your favorite cookies!"
Upon hearing that, Ren flinched and crumbled up his paper slightly to show his growing aggravation. Just as he was getting to the end of the Springfield Oregon paper when he got some important information from reading it, the phone started ringing and he had to answer it instead of his stupid friend.
"Ugghh," Ren growled in annoyance as he asked rhetorically. "Why must I have to do everything myself?!"
"Oh come on, Ren!" Stimpy cried out as he then reminded him of something important. "You know that I would be lost without you!"
It was then Ren had to sigh in defeat. He was right. Truth be told, Ren was Stimpy's closest friend and was usually the only one who could tolerate being near him and his constant stupidity.
But there was also the fact that he would be lost without Stimpy in his life, as Stimpy was the only friend he had. He could be mean to him at times, and slap him every once in a while, especially when his eediocy would get on his nerves. And he wouldn't admit it in person, but deep down, he did care for Stimpy.
It's just that he has a hard time expressing it to him, aside from admitting that Stimpy is so good to him and he's one of the good men. Not to mention the fact that Ren would come to Stimpy's aid, especially when the chips were down.
"Oh, alright man. Alright," Ren sighed, put his paper down to the side, and got up from the couch. "I'll get it."
"Oh joy! Thanks a bunch, Ren!" Stimpy called out excitedly. "You know how much I appreciate your help around here!"
"Yeah. Sure thing pal," Ren uttered as he approached the phone picked up the handset part of the phone, and spoke into the receiver. "Hello? This is the Ren & Stimpy residence. Who is this?"
It was revealed to be Butthead who had called them from Highland, Texas, as he was on his couch with Beavis next to him as the phone was in his lap. Immediately after hearing Ren speak into the phone, Butthead responded.
"Uhhhh, this is Butthead," he told him through the speaker. "Uh huh huh huh..."
"Butthead, eh?" Ren remarked, disregarding the laugh before he asked. "And just what business do you have with us?"
"Uhhhh, Beavis and I want to control TV sets so we can score with chicks and eat nachos and stuff," Butthead had gotten to the point and came out with it.
"Yeah! Yeah!" Beavis was heard chanting in the background for Ren to hear. "We wanna score and eat nachos and Sour Cream and Salsa Pork Rinds!"
"Yeah. Huh huh huh," Butthead responded to what Beavis just said. "That would be cool."
It was then Ren figured out exactly what this was about. This was the same Beavis and Butthead that had gotten their TV set put under the control of himself as well as Stimpy. And now they were calling them to get their service to control TV sets so they can get together with women and stuff. Upon piecing it together, Ren decided to comment on it.
"Ah, you're calling about that, huh?" Ren asked rhetorically before he decided to explain to him. "Well, Mr. Butthead, I'll have you know that Stimpy and I can assist you and your friend Beavis in controlling TV sets. But I must warn you, there's a price to it. For you see, this line of work doesn't come cheap, since it involves utilizing cameras and sabotaging TV sets just to broadcast our perfect image onto other TVs that are out there. Am I making any sense to you?"
"Uhhhh, I guess," Butthead shrugged before letting out his trademark laugh again, and this response was sufficient enough to convince Ren.
"Good," Ren then had to reveal to him. "Now, the cost for our services shall be approximately let's say...$400. Does this sound good to you, Butthead?"
"Uhhhh, okay," Butthead nodded, obviously not paying attention to what Ren said about the cost of their service, which was $400.
Ren, for his part, was overly delighted by this. It seemed that an excellent collaboration was going to take place between Ren & Stimpy, and Beavis & Butthead, especially since the asthma hound chihuahua had heard their names from somewhere before, specifically in the papers.
And from what he heard of them, it seemed that he and Stimpy collaborating with them would lead to some endless possibilities, once he gets control of a TV set that belongs to another family that lives elsewhere in the state of Oregon.
"Really? That's fantastic!" Ren yelled gleefully as he felt his rat-like tail wagging in excitement before he then asked Butthead a question. "Okay now, Mr. Butthead? Do you happen to have $400 in cash on hand that you'll be able to hand over to us?"
Butthead was confused by this. Since when did he have to pay $400 to them? All he wanted was for himself and Beavis to be able to score with some chicks, as well as get nachos as a bonus.
Surely this didn't mean that he'd have to pay $400 for their service, right? Especially since it's obvious that neither he nor Beavis had that kind of money on hand. He ended up replying to that question with a simple answer.
"Uhhhh, no," Butthead simply said as Beavis was heard snickering.
Just like that, Ren's tail stopped wagging and fell. No longer was he in a joyous mood, he was now visibly upset when he heard Butthead say no.
Still, he had assumed that he was joking and likely didn't have $400 in cash and that he had some other method to be able to pay him off. Maintaining a forced smile on his face, Ren decided to move on.
"I see," Ren said with forced politeness in his tone. "Well, do you have a credit card that you can use instead?"
"Uhhhh, no," Butthead said again as if it should've been obvious to others.
"Bunghole," Beavis was heard uttering over the phone since he was sitting right next to Butthead.
Now Ren Hoek had felt his own patience being tested to the limit, as his forced smile was replaced with a vexed frown. He could feel his teeth gritting from behind his closed mouth.
But he had to remain calm since there was one other possible solution that he and Beavis could pay off the right amount of money to them. After taking a deep breath, Ren spoke into the phone again.
"Alrighty then," Ren had felt himself speaking through gritted teeth. "Then could you at least send out a $400 check to us by mail? Does that work, Mr. Butthead?"
"Uhhhh no," Butthead said for the third time in a row.
It was at this moment that Ren had finally lost his patience with Butthead and Beavis. They must've been unbearably stupid if they were calling for their service when they didn't even have any money to pay them off.
As such, Ren furrowed his eyebrows tightly as he felt his blood boil, and felt like voicing his frustration with this.
"Then you AREN'T getting any services from us without $400!" Ren snapped through the phone. "You STUPID CHEAPSKATES FOR EEDIOTS!"
"Yeah?" Butthead decided to leave an insult in response. "Well, you suck!"
"RIGHT BACK AT YOU, YA LOUSY BUM!" Ren bellowed angrily through the phone before slamming the handset back onto the switch hook, which brought the call between Ren and Butthead to an abrupt end...
AT BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD'S HOUSE:
Back at Beavis and Butthead's house, Butthead didn't even react to what Ren shouted at him before hanging up and ending the call. It seemed rather similar to the time he tried calling to get some Mega Bulk vitamins over the phone, which led to near identical results. Not like he would be able to remember that, and neither would Beavis.
Butthead simply laughed while putting the phone to the side. Immediately afterwards, he turned towards Beavis and informed him what had just happened over the phone when he was talking to Ren.
"That dumbass wanted us to give him like, $400 in cash and checks and credit cards and stuff," Butthead exclaimed, getting Beavis to frown on the spot.
"No way!" Beavis protested. "I'm not gonna give away money just so we could score with chicks!"
"Yeah," Butthead agreed, not even caring about the fact that they didn't have $400, as he then had to make another suggestion. "Uhhhh, I guess we're gonna have to do it ourselves."
"Yeah! Yeah! Do it ourselves!" Beavis was all for doing that.
It was then Beavis came up with a suggestion as to how they could do it themselves. As such, he got up from the couch and approached their TV before he then shared his suggestion with Butthead.
"Hey, Butthead?!" Beavis shared as she grabbed their TV and picked it up. "We should use our TV set to control other TV sets!"
"Don't be stupid Beavis," Butthead argued and pointed out as he approached him. "If we use our TV, we won't have a TV of our own."
"Oh yeah. Sorry about that," Beavis apologized as he then let go of the TV and stepped away from it, thus putting an end to Beavis' possible idea.
After a few moments of silence, Beavis decided to ask a rather obvious question as to what they should do now, seeing that they couldn't use their TV for this.
"So ummm, what do we do now?" Beavis queried curiously. "Heh heh heh heh..."
Butthead didn't need to do a lot of thinking to figure out that they're gonna have to use something else, assuming that he does any thinking at all.
They couldn't use their TV. And there were no other TVs in the area that they could use. Not unless they wanted their asses kicked by whoever owns the TV that they could potentially steal. Therefore, they'd have to improvise if they hope to score with chicks by controlling TV sets.
"Uhhhh, I think we're gonna have to like, find something that looks like a TV Beavis," Butthead suggested. "Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh..."
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Hey Butthead!" Beavis then gave him a suggestion as to where they should look for something that resembles a TV. "We should check the junkyard for something. They like, always have some cool stuff over there."
"Whoa," Butthead liked that idea and complimented his friend for coming up with it. "That's a cool idea Beavis."
"Yeah. You should listen to me more often, butthole," Beavis told him before letting out his snicker. "Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh..."
Butthead didn't say anything else in regards to that, as he just laughed along with Beavis. He would never admit it, but he does enjoy having Beavis hang out with him, most of the time, at least.
It was likely because nobody else wanted to hang out with Butthead or even wanted to be his friend. There is Stewart who sees Beavis and Butthead as his friends, but Butthead finds him to be too much of a wuss to have around. And Beavis felt the same way, as far as he is aware.
He really didn't care though. He was only focused on doing stuff that he saw as being cool and amusing. And since Beavis seemed interested in it too, he finds hanging out with him to be pretty cool too, for the most part.
After having laughed with Beavis, Butthead shook his head and decided to get down to business.
"Uhhhh, well let's go to the junkyard Beavis," Butthead ordered. "That cool thing we're looking for isn't gonna like, find itself or something you know."
"Heh heh heh. Yeah," Beavis agreed as he followed Butthead to the door. "The junkyard is cool."
"Uh huh huh. Yeah," Butthead opened the door and stepped out of the house along with Beavis. "Junkyards rule."
"We're gonna find some cool stuff," Beavis proclaimed. "Heh heh heh. We're there, dude."
"Yeah," Butthead then stated. "This is gonna be cool."
"Yeah. Heh heh heh heh..." Beavis laughed along with Butthead as they slammed the door behind them and headed for the junkyard.
They didn't bother with locking it up while they were away, since they didn't give a crap about any of that, seeing that it was no concern of theirs.
Regardless, the two adolescent morons could only hope that whatever they can find at the junkyard will make a great substitute for a TV set. And then they could possibly control other TV sets like Ren and Stimpy did, and possibly score with chicks as a result.
Sure, it would've been cool if they had teamed up with Ren and Stimpy to control other TV sets that belonged to chicks so they could score. But since they weren't able to pay up to $400 with any method available, this had to be the only other way for them to do this.
Either way, Beavis and Butthead were gonna find something in the junkyard that could work like a TV set, and they were certain that their plan would work this time, even though it was unlikely that they'll be able to score with this method.
That wouldn't stop them from trying though, as they were sure that things were looking up for them with getting some chicks, no matter how impossible it was for them to score. There was no doubt about that at all...
END OF CHAPTER 2...
Well, that's it for this chapter. I hope that you guys enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it, even though this is something that I haven't done before.
Now, there's something that I should tell you about this story; I liked how I wrote out the phone conversation between Ren and Butthead, seeing them react appropriately like they would in the proper series that they came from.
And it was to show that due to the incompetence and stupidity of Beavis and Butthead, along with the fact that they're still teens, a possible collaboration with Ren and Stimpy wasn't able to happen since they required $400, which Beavis and Butthead don't have that kind of money.
And that resulted in Beavis and Butthead having to do it themselves, by going to the junkyard just to find something that would work for them. And you'll see what plan they're gonna go for in the following chapter.
One more thing that I should warn you about for the remainder of the story. The Simpsons are gonna be mentioned a couple of times in the last two chapters of this story. There are some subtle hints in this chapter without giving much away, but starting in the next chapter, it won't be as subtle.
Anyway, the next chapter will basically be focused on Ren and Stimpy making their next move to sabotage another TV set elsewhere, and Beavis and Butthead will find something in the junkyard that's shaped like a TV set, while Beavis does something to make it look more like a TV.
And a few other things will occur too. How will this go? Whose TV set is Ren and Stimpy going to control next? What will Beavis and Butthead find at the junkyard that greatly resembles a TV screen? And what does Beavis plan to do to this object to make it look more like a TV? Find out next time, everyone!
For now, only if you like, you can leave a review and let me know what you think of this chapter overall. There's still a little more to this story, so it's no big deal.
Otherwise, that's all that I have for now. So until next, I hope you guys can take care of yourselves, and I hope you look forward to the remainder of this crossover. And with all of that said and done, thanks again for reading, guys!
