Before we begin, there's something I feel I should mention.

If you've read my Gravity Falls fic, you'll know I made an author's note at the start of chapter 9 discussing users who have PM'd me offering to make artwork for my stories "at a reasonable price". I have said that I'm not interested in doing that. Well, it seems these people just won't listen.

There's especially one user, ZoyeZest, who made the exact same comment word for word on both this platform and AO3. I've deleted the AO3 comment, but sadly the comment on this platform is there for good unless the higher-ups take it down.

Normally, I'd just bring up a situation like this once and move on, but I recently found out ZoyeZest has also made these comments on other problems.

It's that guest who demanded that I give that Sherlock Holmes fic a good review all over again.

Because these users are saying the same thing word for word on multiple different stories on multiple different platforms, I figured it'd make sense for me to inform all of you reading this so hopefully, we can all work together to bring these scammers down before somebody gets hurt.

With that out of the way, please enjoy the newest chapter of 104 Days of Summer Vacation.


Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro


104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 31

Perry Lays an Egg

"Mom, the TV remote isn't working!" Candace whined.

"You know, you can just get up, walk to the TV, and change the channel the old fashioned way," Linda suggested.

"Oh, be real. I'd rather watch this nature show."

"I'll be sure to get some batteries while I'm out." Linda walked out as she said that.

"This week on 'Walking with Nature'," said the narrator on the TV. "One of the world's slowest creatures, chelonia mydas, the sea turtle."

Candace considered walking to the TV. It was only five inches after all. In the end, she decided it wasn't worth it.


Phineas and Ferb watched the sun from the top of the tree. They had a device in hand.

"Well, Ferb," said Phineas. "Time to make the sunniest day ever."

Phineas fired a laser at the sun. Nothing happened.

"Well, I guess it's as sunny as it can get," Phineas decided as he and Ferb climbed down the tree. "Hey, it's not even lunchtime yet and we're already done with our project. That means we have the whole rest of the day to do another project. It's like having two days in one."

As they were climbing, Ferb accidentally hit an egg off of a bird's nest. It rolled next to Perry.

The boys made it all the way down.

"Can't ask for better than that," Phineas said before noticing Perry. "Hey, Perry, do you have any cool ideas for projects?"

Perry chattered.

Phineas then noticed the egg.

"That's an egg," he said, not realizing it was an egg from the tree. "You know what this means, do you? We're gonna have two Perrys. Congratulations, old boy, you're gonna…" Phineas noticed Perry was gone. "Hey, where's Perry?"


Perry went into the garage and flipped a switch. A tube appeared and sucked all the fur off of his body, before sucking up Perry himself.

Perry was brought to his lair, and the fur was put back on his body.

On screen, Monogram was missing his hair and mustache. It's clear he tried to hide it with a black permanent marker.

You'd think he'd try to hide it with white, but no, Perry thought to himself.

"How did you like the new pneumatic transporter?" Monogram asked. "I used it myself this morning."

Perry gave Monogram a glare.

"Who am I kidding?" Monogram asked as he removed the marker. "The pneumatic transporter sucks. I mean, literally sucked every hair out of my body. Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has bought up the Tri-State's entire supply of krill. Krill?"

"Krill is a small shrimp-like creature that plays an important role in the diet of the humpback whale," Carl explained from the sideline.

The screen went static.


"You know, Ferb," Phineas said, feeling the egg. "Perry's egg is getting kind of cold."

Ferb covered the egg in a small tarp.

"I don't think that's gonna cut it," Phineas said. "This calls for desperate measures. Ferb, I know what else we're gonna do today."


Candace got herself a bowl of popcorn.

A part of her berated herself for wasting her time getting the popcorn, but not changing the channel.

The other part just wanted to keep watching the cute little turtle.

"Without the protection of their mother, they face many predators," said the narrator. "As you can see, they make easy prey, even though the safety of the ocean is a mere five feet away."

What Candace saw next was traumatizing.


The boys just finished building a platypus robot.

Well, the bottom of one.

"Alright, Ferb," Phineas said. "Let's get our nurture on."

They approached the egg, got their robot in position, and activated a warmer for the egg.

"Nothing says 'mother's love' like a giant, robotic platypus butt," Phineas remarked.


Candace was in tears by the time the documentary ended.

"Unlike humans, sea turtles don't have a mother to protect them through these crucial moments of infancy," the narrator concluded.

Candace heard a noise coming from outside.


She went outside to investigate. She was shocked to see what the boys were doing to the egg.

Remembering the documentary, she quickly grabbed the egg.

"It's okay, little guy," she assured. "Candace is here to protect you." She turned to the boys. "What are you doing to this precious gift of life?"

"After Perry left his egg unattended, we decided to take care of it," Phineas explained as Ferb showed a blueprint. "Given the rudimentary needs of the average egg, we calculated the heat transfer due to elemental exposure, plus the positive developing life responses to familiar and expected sound and factored in the obvious visual surroundings. The result was the platy-droid, but since we're pressed for time, we only built the platy-posterior."

Candace took a moment to process what the boys built.

"That's wrong in so many ways, I don't even know where to start," she said. "An egg is like a living baby. It needs a living, breathing mother. Hold on a second."

Candace ran inside.

The boys looked at each other, confused.

"It's better than trying to get us in trouble," Phineas eventually admitted.

Candace came out wearing a platypus costume.

"Let's do this for real," she said.


Doofenshmirtz Holding a Bucket

Doof was on a hovercraft in the middle of the ocean. He poured a bucket of krill into the ocean. That's when Perry showed up.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "You're just in time for my backstory. You see, it all started a lifetime ago. I was young and in love with a beautiful girl. She taught me how to see the beauty of life, and I taught her how to hold a petty grudge. She was very interested in whales for some reason. In retrospect, it was probably more of an unhealthy obsession, but to win her heart, I created the Whale-Translate-inator! I rented the best oceanographic vessel I could afford, and we headed out, but when I turned the Translator-inator on, she left me for that trash-talking, thirty-five-ton pile of blubber, and broke my fragile, ten-ounce utterly too human heart. Unfortunately, my translator only worked in one direction, so I wasn't able to tell the whales what I thought of them, until today. Watch this."

Doof turned to a whale who came to the surface, and started making whale noises.

"See, I taught myself whale song," he told Perry. "I just told him he's fat and has barnacle breath. Come on, who's diabolical?"

Perry just stared in disbelief.


"Okay, first thing, dismantle that weird thing!" Candace ordered, referring to the platy-posterior. "Sometimes I swear I'm the only normal one in this family."

Phineas pushed a button, causing the platy-posterior to fold into a tiny disc. Ferb picked it up and put it in his pocket.

"Like I said, weird," Candace went on. "Now let's get serious. See what I'm wearing? This egg isn't gonna hatch itself. We need a nursery."

"We have this cool blueprint for an incubator," Phineas suggested.

"Too antiseptic. Think warm and loving, not cold and clinical. Hugs and kisses, not hard and mechanical."


Play "Technology vs. Nature"

Candace started a little dance. The boys quickly followed along.

Motherhood's for life, it's not something in which you dabble

A machine's not built to last, I love you's only technobabble

The boys offer all these baby machines that they made themselves. Candace turned them down.

A mother knows what's necessary 'cause she always pays attention

That's why they say necessity's the mother of invention

Candace gave the boys some baby bottles, toys, and blankets.

Now I got you on the run

Technology, zero, Mother Nature, one

Candace cuddled the egg while the boys played instruments in the background.

When a child cries out in the night, it's rarely for the washing machine

The boys make an X-ray. It showed Candace's heart was stronger than ever.

Science can't improve upon a mother's heart, but given time it can trick out her spleen

So if you think you can build a better mother, let it go

'Cause nature already nailed it sixteen million years ago

The boys ride a crib on a hovercraft. Candace grabbed the cord, stopping them dead.

You see, before we'd even begun

Game over, technology lost, Mother Nature won

Game over, technology lost, Mother Nature won

The boys built a giant nursery for the egg. Candace hugged the boys, showing she was proud that they finally did it right.

Mother Nature won

"So how does it feel to have your platy-posterior handed to you on a plate, son?" Candace asked nobody in particular.

End "Technology vs. Nature"


Doof continued to make whale noises.

"I just told him his mac n cheese recipe was too cheesy," he told Perry.

I don't have time for this, Perry thought to himself as he flew away.

"Wait, where are you going?" Doof asked. "My evil plan isn't evil enough for you to foil, is that it? I just insulted the mac n cheese recipe of a whale! What part of that is not evil?" Doof decided to fly after Perry. "Perry the Platypus, you get back here and thwart me this instant!"


Before Perry knew it, he was flying over the streets of downtown as Doof was chasing him. Not even he thought he'd not want to thwart Doof, but here he was.

"Stymie me!" Dood demanded. "Foil me! What about the fact that I held a petty grudge against an inferior mammal all these years, huh?"

Seriously? Perry asked in his head.

Perry hid behind a dumpster. Doof flew right past it.

Phew, glad that's finally over, Perry sighed in relief…

Then Doof popped up right in front of him.

"Thwart me, Perry the Platypus!" he demanded.

Perry jumped back.

How did you… he wondered.

He then flew off again. Doof continued to fly after him.


Candace sat in the nursery, tending the egg like a normal mommy platypus would.

That's when the egg started to hatch. Candace got excited.

It was just a bird that came out of the egg. It chirped and flew away.

"What? It was a bird?" Candace reacted, before the bird started to peck her.

"That's not just any bird," said Ferb. "That's a rare whale-song-singing double-breasted angle hooper, the natural enemy of the platypus in the wild."


"Okay, I have something that's actually evil," Doof swore.

Perry paused for a second.

"Just kidding!" Doof shouted before making whale noises.

Of course, Perry thought to himself.

Perry hit the eject button. Doof was sent flying away.


The bird continued to peck Candace until it heard the sound of someone singing in the sky. It got distracted and flew away.

That's when Linda came out.

"Candace, I have your batteries," she said, before seeing what was happening. "Candace, boys, what is this?"

"It's my… mom suit," Candace replied.

"I'll try not to take that as an insult. What's the rest of this?"

"Candace wanted to show us what motherhood was like," Phineas explained. "So she had us build this."

"You know, you're all gonna have to clean this up," Linda ordered. "Mom suit, I'm not even gonna ask."

"Wait, were you trying to get us in trouble?" Phineas asked Candace, a hint of anger in his voice.

"No!" Candace replied. "She saw this one, but none of the others! Why mine? This is so unfair!"

"Hey, Candace," came a familiar, handsome voice.

Candace turned around to see that Jeremy came by.

"I was just stopping by to invite you…" he was about to say before seeing Candace in her outfit. "Nice mom suit."

"See? He gets it!" Candace shouted to Linda.


Doof fell into the blowhole of a whale. Inside it was none other than Doof's ex, Elizabeth.

"Heinz?" she asked.

"Hey, Elizabeth," Doof greeted, blushing in embarrassment.

"Best decision I ever made." Elizabeth went back to cooking mac n cheese.


Thanks for reading.